so they base it on no story line, just special effects- and the special effects are something out of a 10 year old video game? fail. thanks for screwing up a classic franchise.
Shipwreck: Thats right kids, this movie is so bad that even though it is released today, the movie studio didnt pre-release it at all for the critics to review.
Shipwreck: Well, anytime a movie studio doesnt let the critics see a movie before it is released, you know it is going to be utterly unwatchable because they dont want the inevitable horrid reviews to have drag the movie down its first weekend.
Polly: BraaaaackIts a pile of sh!t, its a pile of sh!t Braaaack!
Shipwreck: Seeing this movie would just be a waste of time and money.
i freaking hate that when people say tat word so occasionally ,i freaking hate gay people and for me its unacceptable when some1 is gay,how the fuck you gona call the movie homosexual??i slap the shiit out of people when they say that shiiit,lie myke epps slaps people with powder on his hands,ipowder my hand an slap the crap out of you gay people...
has anyone else noticed the sudden rise in movies which take little kid toys and turn them into million dollar movies with insane special effects and hot actresses? Whtevr, they're cool. they gotta do a bionicle one next
it was kinda the opposite for me i didnt want to see it now i do and i found that tatum is in it and i didnt want to see it much more but i can handle it! it will be a great movie!
on one of the videos for G.I. Joe there is a song playig in backround...this song is also on UFC 2009 Undisputed, if anyone knows this song name and artist please tell me, thanks in advance
Most people realize this is for entertainment purposes. If you're looking for something to stimulate you intellectually then perhaps you should pick up a book and get off the interwet posting about how much you dislike a movie I'm sure you haven't seen.
I appreciate your advise on my intellectual development. Apropos, I read a lot. It's not the point. The point is that if you are over 15 years old and you still like movies (more of a comic story, really) like that then you are retarded and that bothers me. I don't like stupid people, I am sorry.
writing such comments shown your insensitivity towards others. don't think you are smart either, if you are there is no way would you label people stupid. shame on you. think YOU NEED TO GROW UP EVEN MORE!
it has to look like that to keep up with how things are.
its not the 80's anymore (believe me i wish it was, i grew up in the 80's too).
to be honest, we should be happy that they still kept cheesy things in it like missles inside of their vehicles and unconventional weapons(that green stuff)
im a huge dragonball fan, and look how that turned out, be happy that gi joe is even a little close to how it was.^_^
Dont hate lol. I kno its a late comment but yeaa. Its a good movie.
shoty0u 1 year ago
so they base it on no story line, just special effects- and the special effects are something out of a 10 year old video game? fail. thanks for screwing up a classic franchise.
anon94707 1 year ago
good movie
jonasbrothersrockist 1 year ago
that ninja guy reminds me of grey cobra from mgs. he rocks
dsafsfa 1 year ago
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mirmo4eva 2 years ago
i saw the movie today..
and it's good.. nothing special like woooow it's amazing.. but it's worth watching ;)
TheDiwljakusha 2 years ago
Saw this movie , its very very awesome .
anyone is reading this , YOU SHOULD SEE IT TOO!
Philosophi3 2 years ago
This is awesome! Love it :D
DevonWerkFan 2 years ago
great movie
vivatdk65 2 years ago
I Loved the Movie.
SonicPAJ 2 years ago
Its computer animations
Cryptic71 2 years ago
KICK ### man!!!!!
Kevinhihi1997 2 years ago
MR EKO
vfen 2 years ago
This movie was totally horrible i cant believe they wouldnt let any of the press see it.
NowPlayingNow 2 years ago
poor idiot
vivatdk65 2 years ago
i seen the movie and i totally agree with you it was awful
darkprincess191089 2 years ago
@darkprincess191089
yeah maybe coz it was not ur type of movie
this movie rocks
dsafsfa 1 year ago
anyone know the music on 1:20?
meow9844 2 years ago
Hm that suit reminds me about Crysys or Halo
hyperflash1989 2 years ago
Doctor Who is the villian! The 9th Doctor....that's pretty funny.
charms419 2 years ago
Scene: two kids walking up to a movie theatre
Kid 1: Hey Mikey, what do you want to see?
Kid 2: How about GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra?
Voice from off camera: I wouldnt do that if I were you.
mjn132 2 years ago
Kid 1 & Kid 2: Shipwreck!
(Shipwreck walks on camera)
Shipwreck: Thats right kids, this movie is so bad that even though it is released today, the movie studio didnt pre-release it at all for the critics to review.
Kid 2: Why wouldnt they do that?
mjn132 2 years ago
Does storm shadow die in the movie?
XYZbiohazard 2 years ago
Yes&No. He appears t die in it, but in the video game which is an official sequal he's a boss.
SonicPAJ 2 years ago
Shipwreck: Well, anytime a movie studio doesnt let the critics see a movie before it is released, you know it is going to be utterly unwatchable because they dont want the inevitable horrid reviews to have drag the movie down its first weekend.
Polly: BraaaaackIts a pile of sh!t, its a pile of sh!t Braaaack!
Shipwreck: Seeing this movie would just be a waste of time and money.
Kid 2: Now we know.
Kid 1: And knowing is half the battle.
GI JOE!
mjn132 2 years ago
mmmmmm
GeNgaRtiC 2 years ago
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awesome movie i just saw it
cheapstake 2 years ago 2
Esse trailer é mt bom imagine o filme, deve ser um espetaculo!!!
lipe4000 2 years ago
Wow awesome video!!!
5/5 stars
TheHorseRider1 2 years ago
I saw this movie in the morning!!! it was Awesome!! best action movie film I´v ever seen in my life!
dolbuck 2 years ago
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This movie looks so gay...
WeAreSoScrewed 2 years ago
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i freaking hate that when people say tat word so occasionally ,i freaking hate gay people and for me its unacceptable when some1 is gay,how the fuck you gona call the movie homosexual??i slap the shiit out of people when they say that shiiit,lie myke epps slaps people with powder on his hands,ipowder my hand an slap the crap out of you gay people...
vakhoiroh 2 years ago
How did they make tha ifle tower luk like it reall fell over..thts tyte
crazy4musicni99a 2 years ago
best movie Ever
i havn't seen it yet
suntyear 2 years ago
has anyone else noticed the sudden rise in movies which take little kid toys and turn them into million dollar movies with insane special effects and hot actresses? Whtevr, they're cool. they gotta do a bionicle one next
sensaiandrew111 2 years ago
haha i can't wait to see it! hehe i was nick named G.I. jane :P
nikkilama00 2 years ago
Oh, braindead action movie. My favourite :D
I'm gonna see this one.
Gnomleif 2 years ago
nice, this movie looks cool
EnWFilms 2 years ago
This movie is actually a well-hidden Bible allegory. Hope to see y'all there Friday!
azngoku666 2 years ago
i didnt like the look of it until i saw channing tatum is in it so im definatly going 2 c it.
LSCswimmer95 2 years ago
it was kinda the opposite for me i didnt want to see it now i do and i found that tatum is in it and i didnt want to see it much more but i can handle it! it will be a great movie!
16steelers 2 years ago
cool !
KingKarl04 2 years ago
Sorry, but the Wayans brother has got to go!
slbiggs36 2 years ago 4
the song is american badass. by kid rock.
herogamer555 2 years ago
on one of the videos for G.I. Joe there is a song playig in backround...this song is also on UFC 2009 Undisputed, if anyone knows this song name and artist please tell me, thanks in advance
TheMKid2009 2 years ago
very good =)
LegendGT 2 years ago
Who watch shit like that anyway? Retarted teens? ......n/c CRAPPPPPPPPPP!!!
betonman9 2 years ago
go watch your KASABLANKA ...
Ko700el 2 years ago
As someone once said, it's entertainment...for cats.
Lots of fast jerky action and motion on the screen - not much else, someone asked me to choose two movies on terrorism , from a contrast perspective.
I chose Syriana and GI Joe, both deal with how the west tends to address the subject of militant terrorism - sort of.
proadmin1 2 years ago
snake eyes
blaconbitz 2 years ago
This movie is gonna be awesome
clonewarsfan9855 2 years ago
Another empty cartoon for morons... oh god...
Olegred 2 years ago
Most people realize this is for entertainment purposes. If you're looking for something to stimulate you intellectually then perhaps you should pick up a book and get off the interwet posting about how much you dislike a movie I'm sure you haven't seen.
TeamDSM 2 years ago
I appreciate your advise on my intellectual development. Apropos, I read a lot. It's not the point. The point is that if you are over 15 years old and you still like movies (more of a comic story, really) like that then you are retarded and that bothers me. I don't like stupid people, I am sorry.
Olegred 2 years ago
writing such comments shown your insensitivity towards others. don't think you are smart either, if you are there is no way would you label people stupid. shame on you. think YOU NEED TO GROW UP EVEN MORE!
luqhaqeem 2 years ago
English better be your second language.
sestsa 2 years ago
haha.. funny funny.. count yourself in.
jsdechavez 2 years ago
it better stay true to the classic 80's cartoon
imfumis36 2 years ago 2
you're right
PvtJohnson22 2 years ago
this movie looks absolutely amazing...just kidding it looks terrible
thegliddster 2 years ago 4
What th f"ck this movie is gonna kick ases amazing
19elnene 2 years ago
I saw the movie sat at Ft. Bliss..damn it was good. It does kick ass from beginning to end. And the baronnes is hot as hell!!!
Kingofthesnipe 2 years ago
fucking o sham
jvghfrdxcvhbhjbjhb 2 years ago
it has to look like that to keep up with how things are.
its not the 80's anymore (believe me i wish it was, i grew up in the 80's too).
to be honest, we should be happy that they still kept cheesy things in it like missles inside of their vehicles and unconventional weapons(that green stuff)
im a huge dragonball fan, and look how that turned out, be happy that gi joe is even a little close to how it was.^_^
guruofmonkey 2 years ago
why does the action have to be so fuckin fake omg.. what am i loking at? don't they have physicists around to check that BS
part2themovie 2 years ago
MMMMMM...Channing Tatum....Yummy
0_0*giggle*
WeaponMistressAyame 2 years ago
Como que se les ha hecho lucrativo el hacer peliculas de animac de aprincipio de los 90s
sergioconde84 2 years ago
GI Joe!!!
bloodwax97 2 years ago
i want two subs!
msalexburton 2 years ago
lol
tazzabell92 2 years ago