Why? - Dumb Hummer

[AMinorThr3at]

this is still my favourite video on youtube

[UnpredictableDrugs]

now that looks like a work out hah

[sisamuth13]

you should dance to dubstepppppp

[d00dicus]

these are the women eye no



[GuttaBoi920]

i dig the dancing she's doing...i couldnt keep it up for that long myself.

[BalboaStewart]

i love this video

[juandeleen]

search for thom york lotus flower.  He dances just like that.

[nellmar22]

ugh i wish i could dance like you, please teach me!

[DejaDamascus]

that's sexy



[TheDigitalreign]

*blushes*

[ninasabatino]

shes freaking awesome.Dance exactly how this song makes you feel. :)

[FoxbouldProductions]

Yeah I think I may be in love now.

[SsengamNiloc]

"eye dont know you!" but i just fell in love

[fl0cu]

that's what I call passive dancing as in "you are danced by the music"

[JETSETRADI00]

So I'm pretty sure I'm in love with you.

[HarryPotterPerson]

Ahhh, I fucking love this video so much. I watch it about three times a week on average. You inspire me Colleen Marlow!

[TheScapAttack]

@HarryPotterPerson Well, you're a Harry Potter person, so really, how sound is your judgement?

[hdperkey]

I love it!

[EddyTimer]

i hope ( which i know i don't ) look this bitchin when im dancing lol

[because88]

Take note, the obese.

[oogaboogan]

@because88 Jesus christ shut up. Why does eevryone who listens to Why? think they're a fucking dispensary of illuminated advice?

[because88]

@oogaboogan I was linked here from another site, not having previously heard--or heard of--Why?. Although I'm undoubtedly an ugly and self-righteous person, frequent listeners to this music should not have the displeasure of being lumped with me. To wit: I am the incorrect fuel for your fiery wrath. All the best with your weight issues. I recommend eating starving children. Very lean.

[oogaboogan]

@because88 Again, your efforts at being clever and glib only earn you a rolling of the eyes.

[because88]

@oogaboogan Now I do feel small. Sorry for attempting to be mean.

[luesoad]

that's so cute. keep on dancing!

[citylitess]

ilysvm

[HarryPotterPerson]

This is probably my favorite video on youtube. I want to dance like that!

[citrusey]

@orkid682 well said! couldnt have put it any better! 

[smock1029]

i watch this all the time, i love you.

[JacobJames138]

"now billy, this is why you shouldnt try ecstacy"

[Bearzor]

@orkid682 Love the video and love your explanation of the dancing.

[0diim0]

She is so adorable :}

[PopeyezVomitTheater]

This belongs in the movie Gummo

[TheSkavenger13]

iPod commercial? lol ~Good stuff, got me SMILING!

[heyyitscassie]

this is incredibly

[Kbrennify]

cool lil

[Texplode]

drugs is bad you know..

[huffrya0]

@Texplode yes, bad

[Al1dus]

OMG I love your dancing. ^^

Certainly put a smile on my face.

[seafood360]

god i love the way she dances to this. awesome

[Seabearr]

this totally cheered me up haha, i wanna dance with you :]

[leahper]

Colleen Marlow is everyone's hero.

[felix4588]

this is AMAZING! You just really felt the song and let loose!

[svincent86]

colleen marlow, you are THE shit!!!

[rob1695]

wow, great example!!!!

[jacquesola]

haha! this is awesome and pretty much how i dance to Why? as well.

[rabbitwho]

this is how i imagine I dance.. But I probably look terrible

[Jibahyiska]

@rabbitwho I'm sure you look just as awesome.

[frunisa]

i liiike it. you´re great!

[tagyourepregnant36]

this video always cheers me up :)

[skat651]

you are my hero.

[ddi92011]

i love this

[peepee]

Great song, redonk dancing at it's finest..

[Fuckmybum001]

I'm a pretty godo dancer, but dancing like this is so much more fun! 5 stars for being yourself and dancing how you like!

[CloeMichelle]

hehe i like this vid lol. you look like ur havin so much fun

[th1snme1sn0tTakn]

wow this shit was awesome! i love you ^__^

Make another dance video.

[hardonforjesus]

this song is really good! i mean this song, for a lack of a better word, is really great. the dancing has me feeling joyful. I wanna make fun of the dancing while I ass sweat in my chair and diss' everyone on the internet all day. the Holocaust never happened and the Beatles are a horrible band. some of my best friends are Sammy Davis Jr, so don't judge me!

[rememberthewhalers]

wow... um, elspoko, you're pretty much an idiot. that is all.

[arilovepink]

what's with all the arguing? why can't people just enjoy this woman's redonkulous/awesome dance skills?

[timothyOTBC]

hahahahaha okay wow, oogboogan and elspoko i just got done reading your 6 page argument. you guys are really entertaining, and have a very broad vocabulary. but this doesn't change the fact that you both are very childish and very rude to others like myself just fyi.

P.S don't bother arguing with me because i really wouldn't care about what you would have to say. thanks for the entertainment.

[CedarwoodFair]

Heehee, you guys arguing are great.

And awesome dancing in the video, by the way. That is some great stuff right there.

[urmumsbaps]

arguing on youtube, HURRRRRR

[oogaboogan]

Did you seriously just use the word "twas"? Case closed, my pretentious pseudo-intellectual friend.

[elspoko]

You know how you can tell someone's dumb?

When they use the word pseudo-intellectual.

Oh foul has run the course of this. I bequeath thee to end thing suffering upon your insepid words.

Tragedy. Tragedy/

[oogaboogan]

So someone can use the word "mouth breather" and somehow be above contempt - but pseudo-intellectual - oh heavens no, that's far too pretentious. Seriously, you are the worst kind of hypocrite - the kind who's proven wrong time and again with actual, substantial examples, and still refuses to see reality.

[elspoko]

You have not proven anything my dimwitted amigo. You have only proven the stereotype of dumb kids with big words.

That's about it. Good job! Gold star!

[oogaboogan]

You are the quintessential example of "dumb kids with big words".

Please stop pretending to be intelligent. It doesnt work for you.

[oogaboogan]

Way to attempt to sidestep the fact that I completely called you on your hypocrisy. I will now wait patiently for you to somehow justify your hypocrisy or deny that it ever happened.

[elspoko]

The ironic thing is, you're actually calling me the hypocrite.

You didn't answer my initial comment. All you did was establish that you couldn't answer what the fuck is so special about her dancing in a vide, which you haven't even tried to touch upon.

Ever hear of a strawman argument? You should read up on what it is. You're pretty good at it.

We get it man, you have no answer. You're trying too hard.

You responded to me. You engaged me. You tried, and looked dumb. It's ok. It happens

[oogaboogan]

I proved you're a hypocrite. You cannot respond with a valid contention of my proof. "You tried, and looked dumb."

No. I didnt.

[elspoko]

Proof that I'm not a hypocrite?

Since I cannot prove otherwise, I guess I must be one.

And since you cannot prove you aren't a self-asbored pretentious little prat, I guess that makes you one, right?

See, I can play the same retard game you do.

[oogaboogan]

You could prove otherwise if your first post didnt directly show your hypocrisy. If you weren't one, the proof would be the ABSENCE of hypocrisy - but its plain as day that this is not the case. And Actually I can prove i'm not a self-absorbed pretentious little prat. The proof is in every comment i've made. Nothing i've done was vindictive or for personal satisfaction - I am defending the people who were enjoying this video politely before you stuck your stinky cheesedick into the picture.

[elspoko]

You have shown no proof of anything I've said to be hypocritical sir. My words simply stunned you.

And obviously you're a self-absorbed prat with delusions of internet righteouness. The proof is in the comment ping pong you keep playing with an anonymous person on the internet.

[oogaboogan]

I've shown proof, several times. Are you really so stupid you can't read your own post? Your very first idiotic post?

You are incapable, utterly incapable, of "stunning" me with any words you could put together. Don't flatter yourself.

[elspoko]

And yet again, you have not answered my original query.

Thou art a villian! A cad! A dastardly fool of such incompetence, that you cannot answer a simple question.

I shall ask again good sir. What the fuck is so special about her dancing?

[oogaboogan]

I never said a thing about her dancing. Why are you pretending that I even addressed that to begin with? Are you REALLY that fucking stupid? Did you actually think that I even MENTIONED her dancing?

Is your entire point hinging on an opinion that I never gave, nor cared to? Wow. You actually spent all this time thinking that it was relevant. Holy fuck, you're stupid. This is a new high watermark of idiocy for you.

[elspoko]

Let me get this straight.

Your stupid ass is including yourself in a conversation that has nothing to do with you. I assumed you commented because of your chihuahua like commenting. But you're just arguing to argue!

You don't even have something to say, but you're saying it anyway! Is that how you lead life? So sad. So so sad.

[oogaboogan]

Holy fuck. Youre doing all the work for me.

Basically everything you've said applies to only youself.

Wow. That was easy, and 100% accurate.

[elspoko]

Look at the straw. You are the man.

See how the strawman has no point? Do you see?

[oogaboogan]

."You didn't answer my initial comment. All you did was establish that you couldn't answer what the fuck is so special about her dancing in a vide, which you haven't even tried to touch upon." Your initial comment was a juvenile cheap shot at everyone in the comments who was enjoying the video. It's completely obvious what a self-important douchebag you are, that you would randomly take jabs at others who are enjoying something. You're pathetic, and your motives are see-through.

[elspoko]

In other words, you don't know. You, like the other dicknosed pricks on here, wanted to sound like you had some insight on a deeper meaning to this vide. Thanks for playing.

Read up on what an 'ad hominem' argument while you look up strawman.

[oogaboogan]

Fact: You initiated this, and you are entirely at fault for this.

Fact: Your very first post was a cheap shot and an attempt to assert superiority.

Fact: Nothing i've said is incorrect regarding these issues. You're so fucking useless. It's genuinely sad to watch you flounder and fail to justify your petulance over and over again, while attempting to gain (not retain) the intellectual high-ground.

[elspoko]

Fact: I engaged no one in particular.

Fact: You engaged me specifically.

Fact: Your very first comment attempted to place possesion of this particular place on the internet.

Fact; You have not answered the original question

Fact: You attack me to avoid the original question because you have no response.

Fact: You like engaging me on a personal level.

[oogaboogan]

Fact: you engaged every single person in the comment section with your blanketing statement. What, you can talk shit, but when someone calls you on your ignorance, you get indignant? Please. I "engaged" you specifically with one comment, suggesting that if you don't like or understand something, you should leave it the fuck alone like someone with even half a brain would be able to surmise was the right course of action.

[elspoko]

ME? Indignant? I scoff. I don't understand the stupidity of community college kids on rhetori spewing high. I did comment on the video itself mind you. I commented on the walking dead, such as yourself, who say artsy things, and cannot explain what the fuck they said.

[oogaboogan]

You're describing yourself, you stupid fuck.

Every. Single. Thing.

That's you.

[oogaboogan]

My very first comment didnt attempt to place posession of anything. I was calling you out for being a douchebag to everybody for no reason in particular.

THere was no original question, because it was just a childish blanket insult. To answer it is to validate it, and it doesnt deserve it.

[elspoko]

Oh, I never said anything about me not being a douchebag. The fact that I've so lovingly made you come back to this particular comment shows how big of a douche I am, and how easily I can rile up the retarded masses.

THE QUESTION WAS, WHAT THE FUCK IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT HER DANCING? WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE COMMENTS LIKE "this person is truly free". WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN.

Did you understand it in caps? Is it hard? Need a spanish, chinese, and or german translation?

[oogaboogan]

Why are you asking ME what OTHER PEOPLE we claiming about her dancing?

Are you still pretending i had anything at all to do with that?

[elspoko]

I still don't understand why the fuck you felt like commenting.

Do you feel like some internet superhero? Clearly, the machismo is a bit obvious, but dam.

The whole basis for me conitnuing to argue with you was me believing that you were one of the dickheads posting the stupid comments. But you didn't even comment about the video.

You literally stopped by to add a comment about my comment.

Jesus Christ, that just blows my mind.

[oogaboogan]

Then your mind is easily blown. All I did was point out what a douchebag you are.

[elspoko]

I guess all I did was show people on the internet like arguing like retards.

Cheers!

[oogaboogan]

Yes, you did seem to rather enjoy it. Later.

[elspoko]

I'm just dumbfounded at you trying to avoid my original comment and then saying I'm sidestepping some point you came up with mid-conversation. And you procceed to avoid. And avoid. And comment back but avoid it.

[oogaboogan]

No, I directly argued against YOUR point of contention towards me, and solidly established that you are, indeed a hypocrite. Your very first post (which you have yet to own up to) is an embodiment of the things you attempted to demonize me with.

[elspoko]

You engaged me, remember? Or do you like making up boldfaced lies to prove a point? It seems to be a regular theme with you.

[oogaboogan]

No, I didnt "engage" you. You "engaged" the entire comment section with your arrogant and juvenile jab (your first post). You must be severely retarded to be told this so many times and still find no truth in it, despite the evidence in front of you.

[elspoko]

So you were commenting to someone else? Do you believe your bullshit, or are you just having a laugh at the expense of sounding ignorant of your own fallacy.

[oogaboogan]

You don't even know what you're talking about anymore, do you? This is just a cookie-cutter copy-and-paste job from some "sound arrogant without even trying" text file on your computer, isnt it?

[oakoivunen]

I loved it! and i think im in love

[elspoko]

I don't get it. She's dancing to a song, and people are blowing their pretentious loads all over the comments.

[oogaboogan]

If you dont get it, get out. Its that simple.

[elspoko]

Get out of where?

Is this a room? Are we here?

Are you mad that your stuck up ass can't dance freely like this?

Sit on my couch and tell me all about it.

[oogaboogan]

Uh, are you fucking stupid?

I'm defending this video, numb nuts. Take more time to read what people are saying before you make another conversation mistake. Goddamn, you're stupid. You thought I was somehow dissing colleen or this music. What a retard.

[oogaboogan]

Oh, and "get out of here", since you're too stupid to figure it out yourself, is synonymous with "stop posting on this comment page because your idiocy doesnt belong here". Really? Was that difficult to figure out? If it was, I feel very sorry for you and your peanut-sized brain.

[elspoko]

Oh, I get it. It was a pretentious cheap shot by a one dimensional mouth breather.

Thanks for clarifying.

[oogaboogan]

You're so unoriginal its sickening. Youre a clone of a clone of a clone of all the pseudo-intellectual self-important pretentious idiots who have ever graced the internet with their obnoxious presense. You are not clever. Using the term mouth breather pretty much shows just how clever you think yourself to be. You're not.

[elspoko]

Wow, you're comment is exploding with irony. How does irony taste?

You must be alive because you're dancing! Because only the cool kids can dance. Right man?? RIGHT!

[oogaboogan]

There isnt a hint of irony. Your bloated ego is compensating for having been completely called-out and exposed by projecting your own inadequacies upon the person who exposed you in order for you to mentally save face.

How's that workin', for ya? Discarding reality and such?

[elspoko]

My bloated ego? Funny how hypocrites never see their own bullshit. Was I the one trying to place dominance over an internet page? No my slothful friend. Twas you.

And my retort was pointing out your own so called portentous and pretentious attitude towards the video. Sorry if it totally passed over your head.

My comments usually leave the slower ones behind.

I'll dumb it down just for you.

"Hey BRA, she's just dancing on a video. What's the big fucking deal".

Easy enough I think.

[oogaboogan]

Your very first post was an attempt to "assert dominance" while "taking a cheap shot". You are the ultimate hypocrite if you fail to realize that this is the exact same thing you tried to admonish me for.

[elspoko]

Oh, harsh words for pretentious little prats who post bewildering comments like "This woman is truly alive" is "asserting dominance". I get it. I guess the mentally numb intellingetsia around these parts get offended when light is shown on their utter bullshit.

I so sorry massa. I will sho nuff keep way from yo smot peplz. Ples dont woop on mees.

[oogaboogan]

Youre not clever. At all.

One day you'll figure that out, and look back sheepishly at your flowery mounds of literary garbage.

[elspoko]

Stop saying I'm not clever. Clearly, You're stupid ass keeps commenting back. You are the fish, and I am the angler.

Do what I say, or I will not throw you back you dumb fish.

[oogaboogan]

Your unwarranted sense of self-importance is disgusting. Youre human garbage

[elspoko]

Your comments are ironic. I see in you the very reason coffee shop dickheads get made fun of so often.

[oogaboogan]

I dont do to coffee shops, im not a dickhead, and there isnt a HINT of irony in anything im saying.

 Youre just too stupid and self righteous to take a look at yourself and realize that everything negative taking place here is a direct result of your initial negative post. This is truth.

[elspoko]

Sticking you're fingers in your ears and saying "LALALALALALALALA THAT"S NOT TRUE" isn't an argument.

Nor does it refute anything I've said of you. You have provided no proof to the contrary! Thus, it must be true! I'm using your logic by the way. How does it feel?

[oogaboogan]

"Was I the one trying to place dominance over an internet page?" Yes. Yes you were. Your very first post confirms it.

[oogaboogan]

Also: I love how your response was the intellectual equivalent of saying "I know you are, but what am I?". Beautiful.

[ansami5]

WOW!

[kidawiz1]

pure happiness

[id300129]

Whoever this girl is she is the sexy woman i have ever layed my eyes on.

[ourheroyes]

I think she's pretty hot.

[snugssnugs]

this girl is 100 times more "awake" than you. (and me).

[frunisa]

rock it

[mccnowed]

i wonder why she chose to do this on the side of a house and next to a trash can hahahaha

[nathanlikewhoa]

1:32 - 1:34 scares me.

[ItIsForShizzle]

This made me really happy. (:

[visualguerillaFILMs]

she dances so nice :)

[Femicide09]

A girl that dances to Why?

Too bad I'm not single ;]

[mulerider43]

that was great! love the moves...very happy style

[SheWalksInBeauty]

how embarrasing.

[louisgarrel2]

more videooos :D GREAT!!

[Markzuckerberg]

I have watched this video about 100 times by now. Maybe more?

[Randomanonymous1]

love this video but im convinced this chick is rolling face or tripping deep on acid. either that or shes just one funky dancer , goodstuff

[kaelans]

"im convinced this chick is rolling face or tripping deep on acid. " <-- and thats OK ;)

[kratosaurion666666]

Some people don't need drugs to get high.

Lucky bastards.

Lol.

[AmeliaEllis101]

^_^

[theyounghegelian]

this video always makes me happy.

[joeyparks25]

you know... recently i have felt emotions about everythiung... i could feel that... thank you so much... i understood you.

[doggiestyle247]

sweet!!!

[ickerish]

incredible

[yaelimen]

adorable

[aslog]

i think i'm in love.

[bristolgarym]

Have you ever done acid? Great job! Five stars!!!!!

[Swanset]

haha, hooray for spontaneous free expression!

[bobthekiller32]

it looks sooo funy

[DragonPuncher666]

why? would be proud.

[farfegnugen]

you can't find dancing like this just anywhere

keep. on. fuckin. rockin.

[demonia666chick]

absolutely amazing. who else can be themselves like this and not care? i dance like a fool in public too **high five**

keep rockin' on

and i hope to see more people dancing like real people. not whores.

[Dustin322]

great band, cute girl cheers you up.. got 5 stars from me :)

[laquantak]

she made my day

[MotherPuncher420]

id do her :)

[lashister]

i want to move like that, great song too.

[carlbitch]

this is absolutely amazing...im in love with this video.

:]

great job

[harzann]

down syndrome into youtube doesnt go

[Shortybus2]

It works for rick astley, but not for you D:

[dLimboStick]

You know what's the best? The real smiles. They don't happen all the time. They happen when they're real. I love honesty. I love it.

[dLimboStick]

Beautiful.  I know a deadhead when I see one.

[lywingoth]

I loved this. I dunno who she is, but she dances bloody well and she doesn't dress like a slut. AWESOME!

[AnusHeadd]

damn granola crunchers

[harzann]

looks like shes been sipping ecstasy water through a cigarette filter

[harzann]

looks like shes been ecstacy water through a cigarette filter

[iamjezuzchrist]

I wonder how she feels?

[nsenada]

wonderful!

thank you.

[pn24]

mmm ecstasy

[joydivisionthecure]

i.love.you

[russthecuss03]

shrooms are good

[mataresex]

oh god this is too much

[Requiredfields2]

why are you doing that

[rantiss]

I love this!

[Kingdagmarius]

I'm definetly not going to be dancing like this to why? at a concert haha:D

[oogaboogan]

Takes guts to dance like a fool to the music you love. I give you props - when I dance like a fool people don't see me. This is a compliment.

[deweybean]

we share a foam fist, in the nosebleeds, at the freaking circus.

this song/video combination is amazing.

this girl fucking shreds it.

[Jessiquaa]

what a waste of my god damn time