ApartmentRED guide to dating...

[thegirlwhocouldflyxx]

Im kinda getting fed up with all this Dan/Phil stuff already? Why is it that fangirls always have to freaking pair up people. If they did swing that way why the hell should it matter to you

[DancerGirlCait]

'so what is the worst thing to happen to you on a date?'

'...she had a seizure'

[ASDKristine]

You have a Totoro stuffed animal? Shiiiiiiit that's awesome <3

[emiliecupcake]

ust become a pokèmon trainer OwO

[karujinha]

no new vids? for a year? seriously?

[MsCranberryKiss]

a stalker person that eats your hair xD

[JoshieH32]

As a fan of both, I never thought I'd see Miranda Sings and Amazing Phil in the same video...

[lostguitarpicks]

OMG lion is NOT behind Phil..... *sad face*

[ErinIsEpiclyAwesome]

Advice? Easy. Don't have parents like mine. My mom decided to leave me and my, now ex, boyfriend and some friends alone. She said somethingalong the lines of this," Okay, this is what I need from you all -gestures to friends-, I need you to be the weird clingly friends that refuse to leave them alone. Oh, and Erin, -insert exes name here-, don't do anything stupid. I assure you that you don't want to be parents now."

[xXBloodyDaggerXx]

About the girl; she's an actress. That isn't how she normally wears her makeup, that's the character she plays. c:

[PanicFail11]

Forever Alone <3

[MissBigMack]

whats up with that girls lipstick?? 2:21

[skullsabidabi]

@MissBigMack i was gonna post that same exact question lol.

[qwertyuiop70782]

Whats with that girls lips?!

[christyismissing]

My advice- If your a girl dont be afraid to make a move. If you a guy- You either. She's just as nervous as you even if on the outside she looks fine. :)

[Thejiminatorful]

@AmazingPhil Why don't you make an Apartment Blue? .....with me....

[OhNoItsJoana]

The cameraman was a midget! Geez

[xCyanidePrincessx]

dont walk into a glass door and break your nose. thats my advice right there :[

[4eyedphatguys]

'cept the spaghetti part

[AmazingPhil]

Just watched this again ^_^ i miss apartment red!

[iNTERR0GATi0N]

@AmazingPhil We miss it too Phil D:

[21snowqueen]

@AmazingPhil

:) your awesome!!!

[dintf4]

dont make your boyfriend wait 3 years to kiss you or they might dump you :(

[savi1314]

get skyrim



[BreChristie]

Dan has the best advice.

[loverXofXallXlovable]

Don't go out with someone your friend has... it's just awkward.

[emmafindsyoufunny]

I love Dan's advice (:

[keelyschmeely]

Well my parents took me and my bf out and all thru dinner my bf was staring at my moms boobs :(

[MovieFreak880]

@keelyschmeely ouch! that really hurts! D:

[keelyschmeely]

@MovieFreak880 ikr!

[lisaaaarg01]

I am ashamed to say my first date did not go well cus my friends were theyre nd they jst kept talking bout 'oohhh r they gonna kiss' or 'tell him to put his arm round her' me nd my bf broke up the nxt week :/

[pikachusarah]

PHIL I'LL DATE YOU!

[37brc652865]

Make sure you actually like the person and that it is not out of desperation for a date and don't tell them "I Love You" unless you mean it, for both sides it sucks.

[iamacupcakee]

Phil... I have no idea why you wouldneed help with dating. You are the most perfect guy ever. You're funny, cute, you like Pokemon, and you like MCR.You cant get any better if you ask me:) <3

[SkyForeverGalaxy]

Eh...I've never been on a date :(

[MegGoesRawrX3]

@SkyForeverGalaxy I Thought I Was The Only One Don't Worry Your Not Alone On That

[SkyForeverGalaxy]

@MegGoesRawrX3 thank god! 

[MegGoesRawrX3]

@SkyForeverGalaxy Lol :D

[BethYukiMichi1]

My dating advise would be

Be yourself

Treat them right

Listen to them

And don't, No matter what, Insult Pokemon.

[kirawalshii]

its kinda sad i have never dated cuz i can not talk to guys im like the female Rajesh Koothrappali if you dont know who he is then you suck :P

[TheWoopWoopWoOoo]

Phil loves his Totoro <3

=')

[911middleman]

My advice is don't go extreme on the first date save it for the second and the third (if you get this far) somewhere romantic and save the first kiss for the 3rd date it worked for me but I dumped her 2 days later cause she was trying to control my life

[MegaMio123]

The guy at 1:28<3

[ADLJ66]

1:29 reminded my of Pro Green, idk why tho :P

[reareacuppycakeful]

Apparently "being myself" doesn't work either, cuz it turns out I'm always the friend girl, never the girlfriend. Grrrrrrr

[cheesecake22511]

#1 don't eat their hair, i found that it really freaks people out.

[raveinmyroomalone]

be yourself and don't be a slag :)

[AliceCullenandJazz]

Phil, you shouldnt need any help! Your so adorkable :)

[cutterchaz]

My advice is be urself if u asked her/him out they wud only say yes if they like YOU so dont try 2 be sumfin ur not

[TheBobbielight]

keep it simple keep it slow let things take off in there own time and don't do anything to speed things up or else while your trying to get that kiss she runs screaming.

[insomniablabber]

Well I think patience is a big factor on dating one example of many would be: - if one of the two hasn't been willing to kiss just yet *cough* (my problem) give them time :[ won't kill you if you wait :p

So yup P•A•T•I•E•N•C•E

[markj4565]

i saw you in town ha i didnt think it would be for youtube

[hugablepuppys]

I WANT THE STUFFED ANIMAL!!

[Mazie802]

My advice to apartmentred, it's been 2 months...... make another video.

[bcbgvbhi]

My advice to Phil: Just. Ask. Dan. Out. Already.

[MultiNzn]

@bcbgvbhi Are they even homosexuals?

[ToxicRanger10]

@bcbgvbhi Gay Boii

[freyfreytheinvincabl]

@bcbgvbhi My thoughts exactly~

[imorandomthanu]

what's the worst thing that's ever happened to you on a date?

he invited his friends in the middle of it

she had a seizure

my shirt caught on fire

and the WORST: awkwardness

but really this is so hilarious.

[amazingamie2408]

just turn into a pokemon trainer thats what i would do!!!!!!!! lov ya phil

[shinnonosabakux]

dont go all "i want to have your babies>83 " im sure they will move out of town, have surgery, and change their name. good luck!

[Lilladeebug]

Do not, EVER, bite ur dates finger off...unless u REALLY dont lik then

[TayAndRo]

The princess from Star Wars is named Padme` but it's a nice suggestion.

[TorraYamatachi]

haha, phil hitting on Totoro. <3

My advice is listen to phil and become a pokemon trainer. They are SO MUCH more worth it!

[marenfarroparamore]

Phil how do you not have a girlfriend?! Silly dinosaue pokemon trainer llama boy

[Jakeee81]

LOL. "Don't use tounge cuz thats how babies are made". LMFAO

[GirlNerd23]

just be yourself, don't try to over dress or speak any more posher or better than you would normally, i mean i met my boyfriend exactly one year and a month ago and we're still going strong so yeah!! Oh yeah and if your meeting for the 1st time meet in a public place (especially if there from iinternet date) and if your nervous then do something FUN! like bowling, or like water bomb fight idk :D what ever floats ya boat! Ok guys, peace out!

Check out my channel if you willl :D

[caitypheonix]

WTF is the thng about never dating again your just putting people down and thats not cool

[BobolinaBookworm123]

phil, wot do u mean u need all the help u can get? Ur funny n good looking..ppl must b blind :P xD

[BobolinaBookworm123]

"dont use toungues because..thats how babies are made" :L LOL

[BobolinaBookworm123]

@iamknownasDavid same :L

[thekidzero100]

don't make such a big deal about dating

[UnmentionableMail]

That St.Patrick BELLABELLABELLA guy :D

[gaby1455]

That's one of Miranda's signature things as a comedy channel.

I love dan's advice xDD

[HeyitsMaryClaire]

As an Irish YouTuber, I really love apartmentred's video's. I think in Ireland doing YouTube video's isnt as common as like in the UK (Charlieissocoollike, nerimon, crabstickz etc) and these really are great. Like If I ever got over 11,000 views on my video's I think I'd die! XD

[DevilsLittleReject1]

kissing your hand looks fun

[primeval111]

If you go out with someone that starts talking about the future e.g. Moving in together. Don't go there. It doesn't end well. Trust me. I've been dating my boyfriend a year and now we're thinking about it. My ex... week one 'move in with me' ehhhh :S

[funnykendall]

lol pokemon trainer lol

[SpeedyDemon8001]

6 PPL NEVER WENT ON A DATE thumbs up if you agree

[emotionalxxkid]

never dump by text x

[PaintItBlack11]

Miranda Sings is amazing. <3

[MeOhMyxD]

Be Yourself....And If you tell a BIG fat lie...Than Good Luck:)

[kirsten142gizzi]

when yu fall in love with the person you've been dating, IF yu fall in love with them, then tell them ;) because then everything culd go wrong. . . ^___^ and always be yurself. nd like thy sed, just flow with ur first kiss. do it and make it LAST!!!

[kirsten142gizzi]

when yu fall in love with the person you've been dating, IF yu fall in love with them, then tell them ;) because then everything culd go wrong. . . ^___^

[cuteypiecupcaked]

be yourself,! :)

[KaitieStarr]

wear something comfy that shows your personality.

girls: don't wear a ton of makeup, guys hate that.

dudes: go slow. (:

[missxsunshine11]

BELLA BELLA BELLA!! 0:23 + 1:38 

[LaurenceBenjamin]

Don't use tounge because that is how babies are made? WHAT is she talking about there? 0:49

[savas33]

@LaurenceBenjamin Obviously you're not familiar with the fountain of knowledge that is Mirandasings08! Check her out she sure knows her shit ;)

[EspadaNeliel77]

aww :3

[smileyface2233]

Haha i had a dream i was dating phil and he leaned in and kissed me. BEST DREAM EVER!

[angelfromabv]

I may not have much experience in the field but be yourself, don't lie cause if you do both those things it WILL catch up to you O_O and have fun >:3

[Jessikah991]

Um... well first of all, don't tell them that you are planning on kidnapping them and eating their brains.

[LucyLuTheLioness]

@Jessikah991 shit.

[RainbowGymShoes]

Hmmmm....well I'm not exactly an expert but be yourself, have fun and don't do anything you don't want to - those seem to work for me :)

[SMFortissimo]

Hmm dating advice? Well all I can say is, if you only like someone as a friend don't lead them on. Let them know upfront how you feel and maybe go on a group date of sorts to get to know each other better.

[xogiggles12xo]

amazingphil doesnt need any dating advice(:

[eyeofora]

phil, that is the best dating advice u will evar need

[HowToDealWithBeingEm]

Nom, hair.

[strangesocks]

i would offer advice but i would first have to go on a date or actually go outside and meat people :( ... no one will ever love... :_:... never mind i have my pikachu ^_^

[kwelakwela1623]

My advice: Don't touch eachother. Or you WILL get pregnant. And DIE!!!!

[OpaqueDragon4]

Who's that bella dude? xD

[Bubblesgirl2]

Get naked and hope for sex...

[WordsofRyan]

Dating advice: become a famous youtuber, then say yes to the fangirls. Well some of them, not the actual psychopaths who will eat your intestines.

Should work for the people in this video.

[OceausPhoenix]

Become a Pokemon tag team. Go on a date AND kill innocent creatures. Take him/him to the Pokemon Safari, or a contest. ^^ ah, the best things in life.

[FeelingCrossToday]

Dan, you are a legend. End of.

[McGbub]

Thumbs up if you watched this naked.

[rosiethemad]

@McGbub Does a towel count? :L

[McGbub]

@rosiethemad ... Maybe :L

[AmberDynamo]

Best advice:

Date Dan instead :3

[HelloKrissyBaby]

Best Advice:

Do what phil says

Become a pokemon trainer

:3

[jocelynisyellow]

natalie portman isn't the princess, shes the queen... =_=

[werenevergoing2cday]

I've never even been on a date before.

[rawrsicless]

dan's one made me laugh for a while xDDD

[xXxIMDEATHxXx]

"She had a seizure... "



[solider7022]

be urself. if she humilates u stalk her.................. jking about the stalking part

[cheeselovingtree]

in the video awkwardness is said alot- the number one cause of awkwardness is fear of awkwardness. If a first date is short and simple like a brief chat at a coffee shop you get comfortable with each other and how you speak, which is really important to getting over the fear of an awkward silence (which is what causes awkward silences, or makes otherwise comfortable silences awkward). Movie dates are dumb. You spend 2 hours not talking. Bad in the early stages. Dont be afraid to communicate.

[neurbal]

Who ever gets the tortoro that phil was hugging/kissing is very very lucky. <3

[Xvnessx3]

going on my first date this week.... :)

[sara75ish]

don't faaaaaaaaaaaail :O

[dirtygurty4]

Best pick up line!

"What some Gum?"

it works like 99% of the time, Try it

[Anniepooh443]

Be friends before hand!

[KiptayIsFluffy]

The best advice that can be given... DON'T HAVE SEX. It's scientifically proven to make you lose your love for your partner^^

[JasmineMaryTaylor]

Don't practice kissing on your hand. Real kissing is way different. And no tongue on the first date. :)

[justoneweirdo]

Best advice: Do not lie, be honest and tell the person about yourself (but don't talk too much). See if you have any connections with that person.

[indierock1231]

best place to go: beach or his house

best day to go on: tuesdays!!

[smileyface2233]

My worst date was probably when the guy invited his ex....it was fricking awkward as hell. But my dating advice is. don't trust douchebags

[HolliePattinson]

BELLA,BELLA,BELLA!

[cancerbotX]

give them cancer

[PaulAndLarryShow]

Tic-Tacs. End of story. :D

[SilentSound73]

Always let the things you do for each other be balanced. Don't let it get to the point of one person "serving" the other.

[treegasms]

Don't make out with stuffed totoros on camera. :)

[kira4061]

idk about anyone else... but i never got prego from a tongue kiss 0.o ... and why does that one girl look like a rere 5 year old playing with her moms lipstick????????

[coolyo3080]

xD..Someone Had A Lipstick Tragedy..D':..

[xXhellokitty2k10Xx]

phil......How Do You Not Have A Girlfriend?

[TheFuturemrscullen17]

awwww phil :) you dont need help with dating your awesome :D

[xxmetalmusicxx]

In any awkward silence say "potato" in an Irish accent to pick the conversation up again... I used to to do wuth this guy and now we're dating, it works! :3

[IfICanSwimYouCanToo]

Hug each other (but don't eat their face....)

[IfICanSwimYouCanToo]

Don't turn into a fish in the middle of it...it might be a bit distracting...

[AlliSONKEllY]

5 Minute Dates Are Always The Best. Tht Way, You Don't Waste A Whole Evening.

[jajazpfile]

Be like Phil :-)

[XxXluvstarXxX]

Haha Phil. Anyways,

My best advice? Double date! This way it is easier to fill the silence.

[macko8626]

For dating advice: never ever! make your first kiss ending up to be a dare in the game truth or dare in grade seven and the guy you kissed you barely know and you just met out camping witha friend and you had to kiss 4 times and he goes to your school but in na differant class and you always pass each other in the hallways.. trust me just happends and my life is now super awkward.

[macko8626]

what the fuck babies arnt made by tounge kissing??? is Mirandasings08 stupid??? the answer is yes. yes she is.

[RawrIMYellow]

I have never been on a date before, buuuuutttt, I think the closest I can get to a date was with my friend Taz today (Im not a lesbian), we played guitar hero after taking a long walk along the seafront.

That was fun. xD

[mychemical0rgasm]

there are no weird boys!!!! i say something and their like "errr....ok..??" and im like stfuppercut you ugly tramp (to them). Its not fair. WAT IS WRONG WITH BOYS?!?!?!?

[xxAlicexxHannxx]

Im I the only one who skipped it until I saw a video of Phil or a quote from Dan?

[deadendguitarist]

get nekkid!

[jellybeangravy]

Never dated anyone *sigh* sad times indeed :((((

[AlexIshSoGoofy]

Whats a big turn off is when your texting your bf and planning for your first movie&mall date and then he texts "-ya and I can pull it out for you in the back of the theater-you can rub it." -.-" PLEASE DO NOT DO THAT!-EVER (guys) don't brag how big it is the first week your dating that girl. No one likes a douche bag...I'm still trying to get my bf for saying something like that :l ugh

[xoluviligrlox]

BELLA. BELLA. BELLA!

[magnusbaneforthewin]

My first date wtih my last boyfriend.. we went to the last school Jazz band concert of the year (our Jazz band is really good)... it was an awesome concert, and an awesome date. We held hands, and with his free hand, he just kind of lightly rubbed/ traced patterns on the inside of my forearm... it drove me crazy... also, he used to gently rub my back when he hugged me.. I loved it so much... So my dating advice would be make good physical contact that is comfortable and not overbearing :)

[rafaelc555888]

make sure to devour their head after

[Werecat06]

my first date? He turned up at my house with no warning when I hadn't done my hair, had no make up on and was wearing my slumming clothes ... he's already seen me at my worse, anything beyond that is good xD

[TheIrishpint]

heres the best dating advice. never say fine if a woman says she isnt angry

[XOEmoQueenXO]

you can practice kissing on me phil. :)

[teamdumbledoresarmy]

what's with her lipstick???

[magnusbaneforthewin]

@teamdumbledoresarmy I was wondering that the whole time... it kind of terrified me to be honest

[teamdumbledoresarmy]

@magnusbaneforthewin wow!!!!! SAME HERE!!!!!! and is that you Coral??? then again I suppose there isn't very many magnusbaneforthewins out there, it's your little sister :PPP

[omganya]

@teamdumbledoresarmy she is a comedian.. the lipstick is part of her character

[teamdumbledoresarmy]

@omganya well it's kinda creepy

[SuperYaeyae]

@teamdumbledoresarmy  seriously. girl does not know her limits, you can see it go off her lips.

[Cancerophobia]

@teamdumbledoresarmy Miranda is amazing!

[itsBECKYx]

dont let them take advantage, if their doing something wrong what you dont like, tell it how it is, also BE YOURSELF! if your not yourself then theyll soon be the real you and they may not like it..

[turtletarian2]

i wouldnt kiss my hand i know were its been ... yeesh

[lucye90]

What was your worst date? 'She had a seizure'

So no big deal then?

[FasaKuroba]

So.. I'm a girl.

I kissed a guy with the tongue. I haven't made any babies....

I wonder if he had?

[blu2black]

if it's the right person, the silence isn't awkward.