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  • balls of steel

    

  • Awww, what a sweetie ~<3

  • that shit crazy

  • Bee: I don't sting him becasue he's mah bitch

  • No. Fuck that. No way would I let that thing near my precious finger.

  • u are absolutely nuts!

  • Try that with a Japanese Giant Hornet, i dare you !

  • 28 people got stung

  • mhm

    > Befriend wasps

    > Surround yourself with wasps

    > Proceed to lead wasp army to battle

  • @SpectralColours Bahahahahah!!!!

    

  • well i thought ripping down a hornets nest needed some balls but this brought it to a new level

    im gonna have a pet hornet BOOM jk even better a pet fish o ya

  • Hmmm... maybe if I befriend a wasp the other ones will quit attacking me.

  • KILL IT!

  • LEVEL RECHED- CHUCK NORRIS PRO

  • Maculifrons' wasp looks pretty much like a marimbondo. They construct little nests, and act like bees in flowers (although they are not very fond to European bees - I did take a sting of one European bee when I was 8, I'm very afraid because people say marimbondo hurts at least 2 times more - and can be killed by Africanized bees). I ate a few of marimbondo honey when I was 12 in an old nest that was in the fallen leaf of a palmtree, it is good as normal honey, but I know it is not safe. :D

  • I don't have desperate fear of marimbondos (Brazilian wasps) which is weird because I'm afraid of bugs and mothes flying around me. They came everyday in my house and there were even one which landed on me, licked my sweat, find it good and started walking on my skin looking for more.

    I almost died of fear, but if I react, would howl in pain (although the stings of that marimbondo are usually not lethal when it's just one and when the person is not allergic, it wasn't the deadly 'throat patch').

  • you sir have earned another subscriber ;) keep up the good work

  • That wasp is adorable. Never thought I'd say that.

  • By Odin's golden thong, you've made a wasp look CUTE! O.o

  • Sir I hope you get stung one day you remind me of the married couple that was obsessed with bears and lived with them for like 10 years till one day they were both mauled and killed cuz they got stupid with a wild animal this is not a pet you want to have wasps are unpredictable insects and dangerous

  • This is actually really cool, especially learning that they get used to your smell. I would try this, but I'd probably run away screaming and burn my house down when i actually get close to the wasp.

  • I'm afraid of that wasp stinging.

  • what are you feeding it?!? sugar water?

  • trying it.

  • i wish i could have a pet wasp, they look so chill. but the only wasps i know of will light your ass up if you get near them

  • Holy... Bravest guy on earth :O

  • f**k that sh*t i would never do that even for a lil bee i hate bee's i would be like a 5 year old girl!

  • @Fallen2Dope wasp*

  • @Fallen2Dope Bees aren't wasps. Wasps eat bees. Wasps > bees.

  • @s0utht0wnjr Not Africanized bees. You know, the bees that normal until experimented on? They got loose and are much more violent than regular bees. They have killed humans that were just starting the lawn mower. They can even turn regular bees into them...like zombies. I read this in WildFire.

  • Well, I only have one thig to write:

    RAID!

  • How did you tamed that Wasp O_o

  • @MrDziunglius it's in the description sorta

  • I love how she pulls on your finger at the end "Hey, where do you think you're going, I'm still hungry!"

  • have you ever decided to make an army out of those wasps?

  • How does one teach wasps commands? Lol and does it really learn who's its master is? O_O

  • And I suppose you play fetch with your pet Great White Shark as well!

  • Yeah... I have a dog...

  • ...they're actually kinda cute when they're not trying to kill you. o.o

  • YOUR DOING WHAT!

  • They aren't aggressive by nature but if you touch their nest then RUN as fast as you can.

  • @liuton2005 Wasps are provoked by movement. If you run away, they will go after you (and they can fly 30 mph!). I have stood still while others ran away, and watched the wasps go after them because they were running. Furthermore, wasps have NO sense of justice whatsoever; they will sting you even if it wasn't you who threw that rock that hit their nest. (Dad said not to throw rocks at 'em and we weren't, but one little girl hit it and we all ran; one got me above the eye!)

  • get a real pet...

  • What is an aggresive manor? A mansion full of ghosts? :)

  • I once had a baby wasp in my radio near some screw holes. it was awesome but then it died and I was quite sad

  • Ha what happens when he moves his hand away.. o.0

  • Now THIS, is animal training.

  • That was adorable, the way it was clinging to your finger at the end.

    You, sir. Big brass ones. That's all I'm saying.

  • hahaha! this fucking erub dude damn talking to himself. dickhead... fuck a damn wasp though. ha.

  • At least it's not a fucking hornet. Those things REALLY scare the shit out of me...and so do yellowjackets. Basically the kind that live in huge colonies and attack anything nearby.

  • it has no stinger

  • I hate wasps. I can deal with all manner of snake, spider, and other insect (cicadas excluded)... but I have to admit. Even with my intense loathing of wasps. That is just too damn cute.

  • How do you get that close with out him stinging the shit out of you?

  • nice pet

  • aww, its kinda cute? But, if I saw one I would probably smash it with a hammer.

  • Eh, naw, yer awright.

  • And that's how super villains begin.

  • I will go toe to toe with a shark, but I will run like a bitch from a wasp. Fuck Wasps; they scare the shit out of me.

  • wasp: lick* lick*

    dude: takes hand away*

    wasp:BITCH!!! get back here... sting*

  • ...and, when the workers come, THEY WILL HELP ME TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!

  • KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! >:V

  • If ur not an animal or insect lover and do not enjoy the facinating creatures tht god put in this world for us and make a big deal of how horrable they r (which they r not) then get the hell outa here and stop watchin vids like this. i understand some ppl got diff opinions and may be scared of them but havent u notice the guy tht made this vid and most of the ppl watchin this vid are insect lovers. and postin coments abt how u shit ur pants and stuff seriusly is makin u look like a total dumass.

  • @ERuBI13 thank u :)

  • I tried that once...... I shit my pants

  • I came here from Pet Owl videos.

    I'd much rather a pet owl for company, HOWEVER I can just imagine sicking a hive of angry wasps at my enemies in life.

    TASTE THE WRATH OF MY WASPS!

    And they'd come back to me all cool, like a boss and I'd be all Fuck Yeah Wasps.

    Then I'd remember the fear I have of them and send my Owls after the Wasps.

    Yeah... Life would be cool if I had Owls and Wasps...

  • @fantabulousK maybe someone ought to smash you, mate, if that's your attitude to a living creature. 'i'm bigger so i can kill.' uncool.

  • @newzerokarolina people do nothing but hurt things and scare people, too.

  • fuck. THAT!

  • NOPE NOPE NOPE

  • That buzzing is when I know to get the fck outta there

  • well I don't know a lot about training them, but I know if you freeze them, tie a string around them and then they come back to life. Voila PET! ;P I never do that though fyi

  • So basically what the description is telling me.... IS THAT I CAN TRAIN MY OWN ARMY OF WASPS?!

  • ...why do you even have a pet wasp? D; I would so shit myself if that thing came anywhere near me.

  • @TailsFan23 i'll save you the trouble of crapping your pants.. just had the stomach virus... lol

  • Hell

  • How in the he'll do yuo do that

  • You sir have the biggest balls on earth

  • @MrOmishka - I dunno man, this guy might. watch?v=-LPGzzaSsbU

  • I was about to say, that's a fucking huge wasp.

  • well when they're calmly eating like that off your finger they are cute pets. its actually pretty darn cute. but when it wants to sting you, it's the DEVIL!

  • It's so little!

  • I'm not into beestiality

  • techinally its finger feeding, not hand feeding.

  • he also let them make a nest in his anus

  • @nowden11 Fear Factor to the max right there.

  • Thats suprisingly adorable!

  • My dog can do this, and I don't even need to keep EpiPen on hand.

  • HELP! MOM!!! MOOOMMM!!! I DONT KNOW WHAT I JUST SAW BUT IT WAS TERRIFYINg1!

  • WTF???

  • I'm suddenly itchy.

  • he's feeding it semen lol

  • @TheCrf450dude I'd love to feed you my semen :). Your mouth open as the warm, thick ribbons of my cum slide down your throat. After violently face fucking/deep throating you, I explode, a cumplosion in your mouth. The semen gushes forth in violent spurts from my pulsating dick. It shoots into your mouth, you swirl the cum around, tasting its slight saltyness before taking a big gulp and swallowing it all... Mmmmm so tasty, so delicious :).

  • Well; I must say I didn't know you could do that. Being from the south; I have been around wasps and bees many times. You even get close to a wasp nest and they will let you know it. I'd be curious how you worked your way up to that point and if there were 15-20 on that next would the results be the same.

  • @maculifrons what are you doing?!?!?!

  • Hey, actually thing looks pretty awesome, why you would kill it is beyond me. They only hurt things/people when they feel threatened

  • what do you feed it??

  • That's so Cute, she really trust you to feed from your finger like that. 

  • That wasp would be DEAD if I had my way... In fact, they would be EXTINCT! I'm allergic to bees & wasps, but we need the bees... and they are far from aggressive... wasps can fuck off!

  • @looncraz if you lived in any southern state you wouldent say that bees are not agresive killerbees suck ass

  • @Kenny90655 I live in Texas... 98-99% of our bees are killer bees. They aren't aggressive like wasps, hornets, or yellow jackets. Though they are far more aggressive than the bees in the north.

    Yeah... being allergic, I'll probably need to consider moving to a more hospitable environment...

  • Awwwwwwwwww?

  • Now you just have to learn their language and mate with their women

  • where did you learn how to do this? do you need to capture a nest and hand feed it from day one? I'm terrified of wasp... I can't control the fear, I'm not afraid of anything anymore necessarily but if I hear ANY flying insect around me I flip out...

    I want to do this... hoping it will cure the phobia..

    teach me obi wan

  • TOMMY GUN!

  • Man: holy shit im feeding a wasp

    Wasp: nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

  • ATTACK MY CHILDREN!!!

  • Pokemon do exist!

  • Someone took the Animal Friend perk. Didn't know it worked on cazadors.

  • For some odd reason I am VERY scared, yet touched. 0.o

  • dude, thats balls to the wall impressive.

  • You're so sweet to do that!

  • Some thing about this is adorable...

  • I'd raise a giant colony and put it next to pest colonies to get rid of em o.O that's a good idea for exterminators

  • hmm... interesting. Of course, I have a better way. See, I hold my hand out FLAT, then when my "pet hornet" comes to feed I very slowly position the feeding hand under the opposite empty hand, then I take the empty hand and in one swift movement, I SMASH THE FRIGGEN THING BECAUSE HORNETS DO NOTHING BUT HURT THINGS AND SCARE PEOPLE.

  • @fantabulousK I would love to hear you say this to someone about their pet fish. Or butterfly. Or maybe kitten. :V

  • @TheLaughingDove That would depend, if it were the Madrilnial Butterfly then yes, seeing as that one eats blood from the deceased corpses of animals to gain enough protein to lay its eggs. And if the kitten had some sort of disease that could kill its family then maybe I wouldn't say it quite like that but I would still condone eauthanasia.

    You know your name's funny I actually own an African Laughing Dove.

  • @fantabulousK yeah but they probably feed something in the food chain, like a certain bird, that makes feed for a certain other animal until finally we get that protein to eat as a cow or pig

    best not mess up the system if you got no idea how its all linked together

    we extinct a species then we realize it could be used as medicine to cure cancer

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  • @fantabulousK they actualy do alot of good things to like eat other pest insects

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  • @fantabulousK

    D: but all theve ever done is spread happiness and rainbows! Where do you think ponies come from?!

  • @fantabulousK Not sure if trolling, or just stupid.

  • @ImaWizard15 A little of both I'm sure. I'm not saying "KILL THEM ALL WITH FIRE!" I'm saying they should be quarantined. They don't really do anything good in nature, and they certainly don't do anything good in urban communities. Don't kill all the wasps, don't uproot all the "me" trees. Just keep them the hell away from me. I don't like them. They're pretty much like the pestilance to me.

  • @fantabulousK I lol'd so hard at your comment XD

  • HEY, THIS ISN'T BLOOD.

  • Yeah! a wasp... greeaaaat pet :p

  • that is creepy as hell

  • Oh my goodness this is adorable. I want a friendly wasp ;~;

  • ...fat ass 

  • how did u got the wasp at the early age to get use to u?

  • @ERuBI13

    Wasps are intelligent creatures. They can learn to trust humans same as most vertebrates.

  • Fuck. That.

  • So THIS is how The Pain got his start ...

  • I love these wasps and encourage them to nest around my home. They are beautiful, make neat-looking nests, and a large family will totally eradicate every caterpillar around your yard!

  • @drosera88 i love you

  • lol was watching a "mexican vs white kid fighting" and somehow i got here

  • Holy crap never seen anything like that before! Lol awesome vid that's pretty cool. So say you were in distress/being attacked and your wasps were around, would they attack your attacker and defend you?

  • So what pet did you bring to show and tell?...A wasp!!

  • @Jawbreaker1000  hell ya!!!!

  • They're actually quite beautiful creatures. And this video is extremely adorable. :D

  • THE PAAAAIIIIIN!

  • @PhilsStuffofDoom I love gming references THANK YOU FOR BEING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • @PhilsStuffofDoom lol yeah love game references too mgs to the max!

  • usualy people get dogs as their pets

  • @psickoO

    Where's the fun in that (:

  • Every queen needs a butler:D

  • This is the most disturbing video on Youtube.

  • @TheCaphits

    Then you need to get out from under your rock. One word: Cyriak.

  • @TheCaphits You clearly have not been on this site for long.

  • @AdamLambertAddict96 seriously....this is nothing compared to some of the other oddities you can find on here

  • @TheCaphits You must be new to youtube... you have a long and horrifying journey ahead of you my friend.

  • I am deathly allergic to wasp...I would never in a million years ever think of getting that close to one o___o

  • I am on that weird part of YouTube again ...

  • 0:33 BITCH I AINT DONE YET!

  • wasps are so kewl, theyre like the attack choppers/fighter jets of the insect world

  • That's so awesome xD

  • So cute.

  • what the heck was that?

  • HELL NOOOOOO

  • See that the wasps tail is pulsating, yeah, that means it wants to fucking stab you.

  • @Psychstix

    It's called breathing. Learn a little beforre you post dumb shit.

  • @Ansatsunin wow don't get all riled up about what I said. Yeah it might be just breathing but the pulsating tail also keeps poison pumping, a natural thing they do when they feel threatened. So yeah, you do some research too.

  • I am now going to raise me a queen, build a super colony, AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD MUHAHAHA

  • Studies have shown that if you much around with wasps, don't go crying to mommy if it stings you!!!! XD

  • See this is where you train millions of them to treat you as their leader and fly in formation like the sentinels in 'The Matrix.' Then, when a burglar tries to break in, you are sitting in a corner in a wax throne with some bad-ass dialogue about how you've become one with the wasps as they all begin to swarm around you in a giant snake-like mass and the burglar is scared shit-less. That one moment of awesomeness is totally worth your social life, sanity, and a throne made scented candles.

  • @drosera88 hahahaha. Best comment I've read in a long time.

  • @drosera88 you should be a screen writer or something lol

  • @drosera88

    I thought I was a comedic genius, but you...you...... I am humbled...and out of breath from lmao

  • @drosera88 Best comment, hands down.