Ask Swifty - Ask Swifty[Episode 32]

[RaawrItsAmyy]

Your laugh, omg

[TheMusicalEnchilada]

Chance is freakin gorgeous omigawd

[Toxiclyme]

America idol. Audition

[MathildeLoveBiersack]

You remind me of Jared Leto..

[rainydayreyneden]

RURNT!

2:21 - 3:01 laughed so hard on this part. The way he read it and the blinking of eyes. "lol-lol-lol-lol" =))

[DummDiddlyDaDaDa]

Candy cox Is A nice Stripepr Name o -o

[esther589]

lol i said to my friends are you lonley call nipple lol and they had no idea what it was from and i said look it up Switfy is the shit lol

[greengirly13]

this is one of my favorites!

[TheMegabite09]

I haven't seen this in a month. I saw it and was like "y do I have this episode?" so I clicked so see what it was. Now i know why I added it to my favs!

[LovelyVanessa01]

Chance is hot ....

[HeavensNemesisReaps]

I'd definitively download that song Matt & Chance sing at the end! XD

[MangaZak]

Lol it's always sunny!!!

[NinjaaTunaa]

only swifty can keep a laugh track funny for 45 seconds straight!

[Johnny54411]

Just saying, Chance sounds like Michael Jackson

[TobiTheRainbow]

Channnnce is so gorgeous. o.o Oh my goodness xD

[TheNinjaNanner]

the first part, is like that episode of spongebob where they're doing the talent show and the audience hates squidward :3

[LyssGotSwag]

Matt legit glowss hes so white-3

[KilljoysRise13B]

Swifty is actually a good singer xD

[wickedgoldstar12]

When did Chance get Hot!

[LyssGotSwag]

Chance is the cuuuutest !

[JimmyUrineLovr]

Chance = Creepy

[KimmiexXxEvans]

hahah lalalala

[cobaltchaz]

Matt reminds me of Noel Fielding :3

[NathanGHill96]

He stole MatthewSantoro's "Sexual"

[wickedgoldstar12]

Wow Chance grown up

[xoxoAndy6]

3:54 to 4:10 made me laugh so hard tht i cried

[Mini1Lil]

Lol! Mah Favorite Part: 3:03

But The MOST EPIC PART OF ALL IS: 0:00 - 4:55 !

[Mini1Lil]

Is Chance Gay?

Do I look Gay? Dont Answer That!

Lmao xD

[TheMegabite09]

Lol

[hghero100]

Chase can make his voice real high...

[mushicorn]

4:15- 4:55... if you heard the words, it could be an angry birds theme tune!!

[iLUVchocolateXD]

187 dislikes :o 187!

[Smoerable]

Noob fakenicker

[cookiemunstergirl1]

2:52 is awesome! lmao

[richardblankenship]

3:35 is the best part!

[tabs412]

oh damn.....chance Y U SO SEXY<3.

loljk why are you singing like a faggot.

LMFAO JK I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS ;3

[TheShaunie97]

I'm concerned that Chance's voice can go that high

[jener98]

My favorite part- 2:20-3:00

Lalalala! :D

[SparklingCookie12]

The beginning is just like that spongebob with the talent show and the audience claps when spongebob is sweeping/mopping and when squidward came onto the stage they got quiet.. only with chance and matt...

[chocolatenekokitty]

CHANCE!! ♥

[rewa1253]

you two are sooo cute

[Elementskate640]

Where's chance?

[missmusic17ily]

lol i laffed my head off when he choked chance(: penis.

[Cheegle13]

No offense, Swifty, I love yuh. But did anyone else notice he didn't lick her nose, he licked her chin? XD

[ZzZzAaAnNnNeEe]

Is that a spongebob refrence at the begining?

[FredFan2961]

omfg i love swiftys singing in this :DDDDDD

[bobnicksir1798]

It always sunny in philidelphia reverence in that song at the end

[ddakotaarraee]

one of my favorite eps(:

[ivyleamonkey]

poor chance no ones thinks hes funny ... :D

i love the face swifty makes before and while hes chocking chance and the face chance makes while swiftys chocking him a laughed my head off

[ivyleamonkey]

poor chance no ones thinks hes funny ... :D

[mooremichelle37]

i loved when he choked chance!!!! i laughed sooo hard....hehehe i said hard...u get it?...hard like a penis!! lmao! XD

[kellsROXX]

i fuckin love CHANCE<3

&& Swifty<3

Im glad my cuzin showed me this video!!

this ishh is funnyyyyy XD

[AnnieBeanannie]

@Twilightfan812 It was sarcasm and you mean "thats a wrap" i meant rap like rapper... thnx

[ZzZzAaAnNnNeEe]

I wonder what it would be like if he censored his videos....the thing would just be one huge BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPP

[ItsMeTheLoverOfYou]

His HAIR!!!! <3 im in LOVE! :D

[ZombieFR3AK91]

lmfao i love you guys when your together xD

[killinginnocent998]

chance might be tan and muscular, but matt is sexy (:

[MsTheShannon1]

at the end, i think swifty took chance's balls so he can sing higher.......poor chance (:

[AmyWTFAutopsy]

why are swifty's eyes liek purple half the time.XD

[mandirawr]

"did i tell you i was gonna be naked? is that not a dream come tr--" "HAHAHAHA"

[nightmareee57]

My favorite one so far.

[lillielullaby]

i think chance is awesome and when they make a show together its great ,, hoping to start my own soon ,, but still not sure what to do.... hmm inbox me if you have any suggestions

[HairFlippingTwizzler]

Did anyone else think of the spongebob episode when they watched the opening of this ask swifty? No? Just me?...

[Tuzzeh]

@HairFlippingTwizzler I did.

[adristar4]

Why do u talk about being naked so much? Do u enjoy it?

[Awesomgurl10]

lol if you look closely, chance has a green tongue

[earydog]

swifty is a very good singer!

[MsOsma]

ohhhhh snap!!!!!! i thought matt was hott, but holy shit!!!!! chance u can hav my babies anytime lol

[Jasrey32390]

This is my favorite Ask Swifty :-)

[1crazgirl]

Why are you not tam and muscular??? Thats mean but kinda funny.....sorry lmfao!!

[MrLAzarce]

chance is not funny at alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllll

[SuperKingcake]

Um... Wierd much????

[spacegirl1998]

After watching this video 5 times, i finally realized that you guys are like me and my best friend. One is tan and muscular, the other is skinny and white. And when we get together, this happens.

[RockStarIsland2010]

still think ur epic swifty but you look weird like that

[natchelsshow]

Ahh!(: Hah(:

[MegaBeastiality]

Hey! Did you ever wounder what Ask Swifty would be like if i used a laugh track

Yeah I have...You proved it would be fucking annoying

I love you Swifty!!!!

[mrsmathers5000]

Chance is soo cute nd this was so funny

[skaterboyrob19]

Swifty and Chance look so fun to hang out with xD

[SceneGirlJinxx]

Hey chance you should never ger a job in Sing :DD

[ikilledurlove]

i'll call Nipple.. just aslong as u answer ;)

[ikilledurlove]

Olga Kay will always be my enemy -.-

[Kahashi1]

Their cover is better then the actual song.... Full cover please?

[Shadecloud101]

This is my fav episode I must say. ^^

[ThePuglover05]

i watched this a million times xD

[MegaDeathDragon]

i learned that 90% of the time is a good time to interrupt women in the shower...

[WannabeDeadGirl]

It would be a dream come true to have a threesome with Chance and Swifty O.o

[cassielizmiller]

is it just me or does chance look...extremely...bonable in this vid...wow...

[SlothsAreCooool]

what song are they singing at the end?

[dandarinha14]

hilarious

[verinica03]

omfg the last part freakkin hilarious but my other favorite part would have to be whn chance told matt he forgot to answer the question about why hes not tan and muscular but i dnt care if matts not cuz he would be hot either way

[jblovergirl99]

who else laughed REALLY hard when the "Nipple" commercial came on??

[MydniteDaun]

This is definitely my favorite Ask SwwwwiftttyyyY!

[mica7637]

hey, I from argentina too!!

[TheDssman]

yall should do something on johnny bravo!

[BeccaBasilisk]

what's the song that you sing at the end!? <33

[EmoLoving66]

@BeccaBasilisk some song from it's always sunny in Philadelphia

[sadies1999]

We learned that chance is a girl singer

[h2ofanx10]

Matt is AWESOME at singing. Chance, not so much.

[TheSharonas]

I laughed so bad at 2:52 XD

[momoandchrissie1]

HAHAHA ! <3

[AmyandMarielleshow]

@spyline thats cuz swifty doesnt go outside(;

[spyline1]

hey guys hav u notice about there skin chance is redish n swift is so white XD

[mrsskye3999]

love the replay of Chance choking XD

[spyline1]

♡hehehehehe

[spyline1]

swift ur the funny hahahahaha im gonna die of loughing.........ya:)

hey can u add me plzzzzzzzzzz :(

[XxCarlierocks18xX]

Swiftys singing is amazing! :D <3

[123PsycoChick]

Holy crap chance can sing really high for a guy, did u cut his balls off ir what?

[xxxWolFangxxx]

alrite cmon man the joke about haiti was too far

[darkscarygothicotaku]

swifty w/o chance is like nigahiga w/o sean :c but i guess ill get over it soon

[TyluVlog]

hay thats off of spongebob when spongebob was on stage then squidward came on and the ppl stop laughing and how would i no that? brothers and sister watch that showlol

[MissMusic383]

@TyluVlog DUUUUDEEE thats like my favorite episode of Spongebob=]

[luvhats]

AAHAHAHAHAHH.. wow. chance is hot.

[cegaro3ify]

is chance gay? haha do i look gay? dont answer that

[EllentheStrange]

Matt's singing at 04:16 is amazing o.O

[absolutelyfoolish]

CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE

HOLY CRAP WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?

missed you a lot! Can't ya tell? ;)

[lovelykara22]

Tomorrow Is my birthday. I'm asking for a threesome. Matt, Chance and me. (;

[Shanesmyfave]

YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON MY MOOSH MOMMY?!?!?!?!

[MiChElLlover12]

I'd tap that. ;D

[SpectacularShayy]

I love Swifty's actual laugh and singing voice. <3 lol

[wellugotthatrigth]

nipple stay classi xD wtf

[kytoyou]

I love it when swifty and chance collab

[goldorred]

Ihts amazeing how they both became such sexy people ;)

[MsEmoHelloKitty1]

u look total bad ass with ur hair short like that with the beanie over it!

[abbie22ify]

ur sexi :P

luvish u

[randomperson3331]

omg i do that too every time i say hard XD

[haNOTCOOL]

i thought your porn name was

Swift Karate Cock. xp

[MikayRawr]

@haNOTCOOL Thats his stripper name! :D

[Daia909]

Chance is preeeetty dam sexii ;DD

[ZombieWubsYou]

"Hi swifty. I just watched some of your videos and they are soo great! You make me laughed a lot! Sometimes you look like Jim Carey! I am from the ass of thee world, aka Argentina! Do you know Argentina? Of course you dont-did someone talk to you from here? Haha. I am 26 year old girl and maybe sometime, I can teach you spanish-and we can both be naked! LOLLOLLOLLOL. Haha, OK. Do you like milf? Alright, cheers! Love, Maria." LMAO

[Lilly1537]

Holy living crap, Chance's voice is high!!

[12wbtbwb]

no u dont look gay

[yourdecoydream]

Like on spongebob

[HanHansell]

@yourdecoydream haha I'm glad I'm not the only person who noticed that :}

[yourdecoydream]

@HanHansell Haha yay for Spongebob fans!!!

[HanHansell]

@yourdecoydream hellz ya! :P

[iwubbsyou]

I wana meet swifty ):

[JessieLyn107]

omg! i can't drink anything well i watch you! my ice tea almost came out of my nose!

[vannacarter6]

Swifty? Why did you lick my Moosh Mommy's nose? Hmmm...

[prplprincess12]

Ahaha my favorite part is when chance coughed

[xoxsoledadxox]

i miss chance :(

[AudreyAndMeganShow]

i think we've found the new micheal jackson in chance. 

[SilasCilice]

Chance's sessy blond Chester Bennington look is gone D:

.A. I've missed you Chaaaaaaance.

[youttubeify]

0:51.. you look like johnny depp.. so freaking sexy short OR long hair i love you swifty /matt xxxxxxxxxx

[trueglowstickfashion]

@pigsqealer it's chanceXplosion but he joined swiftys channel aged ago but doesn't put up videos anymore :/ :(

[penguinwaffel]

what was the name of that last song :p

[poloball23]

@penguinwaffel birds of war. look it up. they did it on the show "it's always sunny in phillidelphia"

[SkySayzRawr]

We learned that Chance is both tan and muscular. ;D

[pigsqealer]

does chance have a channel?

[JessiGirlPro]

funny considering u got to kiss Olga in a vid.

*sigh* unfair. haha.

[captainnoodles2]

Chance is hot.

[Tribelilsis]

@captainnoodles2 no swifty is

[JessiFreakinRocks2]

2:53 :)

"LOLOLOLOL"

[saskiamole1]

NOOOOOOOOOO dont choke Chance he's sooooooooooooo cute. all americans are cute

[emiliaz1mmer]

Oh you guys are hottt!!!

[animelover42798]

where did u get that picture at 0:47

[TheFruitSauce]

3:54 :)

[EXHellfire]

lmfao im an argie too, and that girl embarrased me

[CoolKishCash]

@EXHellfire Agree

[EXHellfire]

@CoolKishCash the funny thing is, we all sound kinda american when we speak english yet Swifty made her sound asian XD

[robodrone]

90% of girls masturbate in shower the other 10% sing.

you want to know what they sing?

*after break*

so did you find out?no? then keep masturbating. :)))

[iLoveNarutoDuh]

I seriously pee'd myself @ 3:43 and replayed it 49802084 times :D

[littlecreamsodababy]

Birds of War FTW! I frekain love It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia!

[TaylorLLuvr97]

I see y they are friends lol I love chance and swifty!

[FedoraArt]

He wasn't naked. -_-

[TheEmmaleaFactor]

nobody else give Awesomgurl10 thumbs up! i mean, she's totally right...but come on, the fact that she's got 69 of those right now is perfect!

[xNyxasdx]

swifty should be a rock star :D

[47RayJay]

Lol swifty I love you

[Twin4Ever144]

I freakin love chance!!!

[SuperShaned123]

ur hooker name would be swiftsucker lol

[GabbehSezHii]

@SuperShaned123 Or swiftKarateCock ;D

[ABCNBHS123VIDEOS]

chance looks like a vampire!!!!!!!!!!!! :O

[NinjaBrideget]

Chance looks EXACTLY like my big brother...

[kagomee101]

@NinjaBrideget MAYBE HE IS YOUR BROTHER!! DUN DUN DUUUUUNNN!

[TheEmmaleaFactor]

chance i LOVE you...just saying.

[Frutiz10]

Lol lolololol!

[pikeyspain]

oh my gaaah! i luuuuuv that last part!!! Matt's voice is schweet!

Pleeez freez 3:41!!!! Sexy Chance hahaha!

[LadyZombella]

The last part always cheer me up. Keep up the jizzamatic returdardstnessillzles o.o

[cindybaby1234]

Lmao wtf !! :D

[phobiamike13]

chane is singing like justin bieber in 4:13 (i dont even know if i spelled it right) c: