Ask Gamzee! 5

[ChocoMintable]

LMOA SO WOUNT I MAKE TAVROS PLZ STAND UP XDXDD

[SouthPark22rockz]

EMINEM IS STILL BETTER THAN DAVE STRIDER!!!!!!!!!

[GoBunnyGo6669]

I feel very lonely and unwanted... and .....fishy.

[lilcc96]

YO LUSUS BETCH >;oD

[ChibiSadoLover]

Daaawwwww. Are his pants still stuck on his head from when Dave gave him a super Wedgie?

[ShoopDaWoosh]

0:46 Oh my...

[xxxGravyGranules]

sUdDeNlY, I fEeL aLl LoNeLy AnD uNwAnTeD.

Story of my life, Gamzee. D:

[XCyborgNoodleX]

^_^ <3 i love gamzee :DD

[DayglowWolf]

oh my god i want Dave's rap as a ringtone

[Mad4pocky]

2:06 isn't that what people do to justina beaver?

[narutoslady123]

....opening my faygo makes me feel that way too <3

[G4Eve]

Lol

"suddenly i feel unwanted and lonely...... And .... Fishy x.x

[AmbeyAtashi]

Sober Gamzee gives me the weirdest boner.

[TheMusicalPsycho]

0:27 ... Does he have his hair in a ponytail??? 0.0

[TheKurauchiha]

I'm a Capricon, and Gamzee is nice, I MEAN IT! :o)

[DropThatBass5567]

Gamzee looks mighty fine without his make up.

[behappiful]

1:45 I'm Dave Strider! Yes, I'm the real Strider! All you trolls make rhymes, but I make mine tighter! Now, won't you make Tavros please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?

[Setsuka317]

LMAO. Gamzee kicked Dave's butt

[takanuva114]

I'm a Pisces. Feferi's nice, I guess. :/

[Crazypyroclown52]

Hehe

"Whats it feel like to open a new bottle of Faygo?"

Gamzee: AaAhHhHh...

lol love that part

[MrFUZZYxBLANKET]

whats with gamzee's hair at 0:29 ????

[XxAzur97BAPxX]

Lol awww Gamzee's so bashful. -3

[Mizuki32Suki]

Am I the only one who realized that at the end, Gamzee's pants were over his horns?

....like the time Dave pulled Gamzee's pants over his horns when someone asked how high his pants went?

[sudd12346]

I must have mental problems, watching this instead of the TV like a motherfucking normal person.

Pass the Faygo plz!

[CrazySweetCakes]

lol suddnly i fell lonley and fishy i laughted so hard when he said that

[tiggersmomma11]

1:41 WHY 15 64MZ33 W34R1N6 MY 6L45535???

[Skittyism]

@tiggersmomma11 Lol are you trying to be Terezi? xD

[DropThatBass5567]

the ask box is closed on the tumblr :(

[FireMoonFunniez]

0:30 Is he wearing a ponytail??

[emootaku7363]

@FireMoonFunniez I was wodering the same thing XD

[TheViv2001]

my q for gamzee: Can you prove that you are a clown?

[MiharuRAWR]

MY BIRHTDAY IS 17.8 !

:OO

[Paleoarchae]

But...when Gamzee was trolling Dave, they got along really well and they had THE SICKEST RAP-OFF EVER. Why would Gamzee murder the shit out of Dave?

[YouDuck2345]

@Paleoarchae Because Dave sent him blasphemous material in the form of ICP's "Miracles".

[DropThatBass5567]

press 8 for dave strider.

[SuperDomoBear]

sexy gamzee and crying dave. ohhhhh yeeeaaaahhhh

[DropThatBass5567]

he'd look sexy w/o his makeup.. X)

[iomayroseblossom]

*mumble mumble* stupid dave strider..daes so fucking..motherfuck

XDDDDD

[Minsheme]

I'm Dave Strider, Yes I'm the real Strider, All you other trolls rhyme, But I make mine tighter, So won't you make Tavros Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up, I'm Dave Strider, Yes I'm the real Strider, All you other trolls rhyme, But I make mine tighter, So won't you make Tavros Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

[HollyleafShadows]

WWEH WWEH WWEH WWEH

[ClaudiossexyAngel]

Why do you have pants on your head? Whyyyyyyyy do you have pants on your head,Gamzee? (gir like)

[AngelOfDarkness5523]

1:47 - 2:14 <3

[DropThatBass5567]

Anyone else nod to Dave's rap? I did.

[supercrab221]

So TrApPeD...

[DropThatBass5567]

Like a decent Gentletroll :o)

favorite line.

[CamelotFitzpatrick]

Gamzee: *opens Faygo bottle, has instant orgasm*

[Bumblesnard]

I'm Dave Strider yes I'm the real Strider, you other trolls rhyme but I make mine tighter, so won't you make Tavros please stand up, please stand up.

BOSS

[SUPERBEAST753]

I liked gamzees benie at the end :|

[AsnRandomness]

@SUPERBEAST753 It wasn't a beanie, it was one of his spotted undergarments.

[MultiGolden40]

Holy crap 1:41

[Heartly10]

So won't you make Tavros please stand up. Please stand up. Please stand up. XD

[Thisisnotjokeable]

You need to make a full song of The Real Dave Strider. I demand it

[PooCatQua]

1:46

Who wants to hear a Skrillex remix?

[Hellogoodbyeiamhere]

ICP no sing! They lay down some sick beats.

[runswithlolwolves]

"YOUR LUSCUS BITCH!" the fuck is a Luscus *reads Homestuck Wiki* OH!!!!!!!! I GET IT!!!! bwaaaaaaahahahahaha!

[lunakaithehidanlover]

Lol poor dave xDD''

[XxCuppyCakeSparklexX]

I have Dave's rap as my ring tone ;u;~

[PenguinsVSLemurs222]

@XxCuppyCakeSparklexX omfg. me too. .u.

[XxCuppyCakeSparklexX]

@PenguinsVSLemurs222 YEAH! >:33

[Octocatalyst]

2:09 Why are your pants on your head?

[XxCuppyCakeSparklexX]

@Octocatalyst See previous "Ask Gamzee" vids :3

[Octocatalyst]

@XxCuppyCakeSparklexX Sorry, I haven't watched them all yet. ^^;

[crpoirrier]

ICP RULES!!!! my fav sond is tiltawhirl

[SkyStormTheWolf]

am I the only one who thinks Gamzee is like.. Beetlejuice?

[mdalsted]

@SkyStormTheWolf ... (gives Gamzee a good, long, analytic look) ...Hmm, yeah, I guess I can see that.

[BelieveThePeach]

@SkyStormTheWolf omigod... Mind blown

[9VoltRobot]

Dave is a million times better then Eminem.

Nuff said.

[dysfunctionalangel1]

I was on the phone and my friend asked who I was talking to. My answer...

"YO LUSUS BITCH!"

[profmalicious]

1:01 needs to be made into a reaction video; it's just too brilliant.

[PhoenixSora9aOs3]

funny... SUBBIBNG!

[kanevivi]

umm ok after watching a few of these i have to ask. who the hell is this and what the fuck is going on?

[PhateScreams]

@kanevivi I'm going to have to destroy you for not being a Homestucker

[kanevivi]

@PhateScreams hmm i don't know what a homestucker is but bring it!

[kanevivi]

@PhateScreams ok thank you for letting me know

[WarriorsAndWolfFan1]

1:45 yep i can sooo see that happening....XD

[QuiteIgnored]

"What does it feel like to open a new bottle of faygo?"

*Opends faygo bottle*

"AHH~!"

X''D THAT MADE ROFL.

[XxMaNgAgIrL667xX]

@QuiteIgnored Its orgasmic!

[saffy10aKiray]

if vriska cant make tav stand up no one can.

i think i just extinguished daves sick fires.

[Dumdumdomino]

more ponytail gamzee!

[Meowmeow492]

aNd FiShY.

[Bailsthefox]

he's not crying, he's just bleeding blood out his eyes :D

[FiddlerOfRhyme]

God damn Sober Gamzee I love you

[Cynamonka13]

Hmm, can You tell me if You know, what is that melody when Dave sings? I just think that I know that music but I can't remember :c

[Greystar589]

@Cynamonka13 The Real Slim Shady by Eminem

[DarkRY1211]

[TG]: so gamzee goes commando???

[WizardsAndHarlequins]

@WiCKeD22122

It's a reference to the end of the last video :)

[Catofbrokenhearts]

0:46 You're welcome

[WiCKeD22122]

Anyone else notice he has his pants over his head in the end?

[IamTOBIFIED]

you should make a video only with the "Dave Strider" song, don't you think?

[dewatdawn1]

@staygoldenponyboyy

No, those are his glasses. Check Wiki's HS Troll page. Gamzee has a glasses form.

And Gamzee's glasses are translucent red, not opaque like Terezi's.

[nono1944]

@dewatdawn1

three words: READ THE COMIC.

Really, they ARE Terezi's glasses. Like hell i'm saying why. That would spoil a lot for both of you.

[stellasilverstreek]

1:19 I cAn MaKe ThAt FaCe!

[staygoldenponyboyy]

1:37

what the fuck. Gamzee wearing Terezi's glasses

[JoyBeetwix]

1:46

*FANGIRL SQUEAAALLLLLL*

[mewmewblaze]

The second time Dave has cried...

[coolassassinrox]

im dave strider yes im the real strider u other trolls rhyme but i make mine tider so wont u make tavros please stand up please stand up

[SuperMaggie21]

Im the real Magdalyne Worthington- Wait. My name is too long. ; - ;

:'c I could- nah.

BUT- these vices are awesome.

And its just

so cute.

I love this video so much c:

[Cloudrandom]

Why can't that song with Dave be a full one? XD

[kymyit88]

X°°°D great!

[otakulove67]

YO LUSUS BITCH

[trioxyz7]

1:47 xD

[Faylahh]

... Suddenly.... I feel so trapped O_o

[majorinvaderzimfan01]

I would have loved to hear him sing a song like Hocus Pokus or Boogie Woogie Wu

[BlueCheezu]

What's ICP?

[animegirljrs]

@BlueCheezu Insane Clown Posse. N0000000bz shall not understand the reference. >:|

[BlueCheezu]

@animegirljrs

Oh yeah, I just reread Homestuck and recently heard it, and then I looked it up and learned that they're supposed to be like some horror type of hip hop or something.

It sounds like motherfuckin' blasphemy to me.

[ChisukieDA]

....But Tavros can't stand :'D

[cuttiepooh1]

You should make Daves rap a song to download OuO

[JoshuaRamirez11]

1:45

[bluesoul1000]

Gamzee; proof that clowns are fucking insane and also funny.

[TheNulwraith]

Why does Gamzee hate ICP?

[absolutelynotsane]

@TheNulwraith its blasphemy!! >:C

[antisora]

@TheNulwraith He feels dark for them so it's more a rivalry hate (yet somehow attraction) sort of thing.

[Goldenpaw07]

Gonna run around my school singin the Dave rap XD

[Venicexvee]

1:40 was one of the sexiest...*cough* anyway great video!

[eevee4155]

u sayin gamzee doesnt wear underwear..? FUCK YES.

[BananaWarr]

1:40 I seriously yelled 'OH SHIT BRO ' 

[paigetaelor]

TOOO SOOOON.

[TheGamzeeMakara]

Iim 2ollux Captor,yes iim the real Captor,Ii love bee2 and iim the greate2t hacker,2o wont you make kk plea2e 2hut up,plea2e 2hut up,plea2e 2hut up

[AngryMarkH]

0:45 Gamzee orgasm-ed.

[PokemonNote4774]

oh my god someone please send me that song

[CaptainPsychopath]

I HAVE UNDERWEAR. WITH THE DAYS. ON THEM. Holy shit, motherfucker. B)

[SchoolSucksMedia]

OKAY, Dave is the best rapper ever.No doubt.

[vampirekitty001]

0:45

i'll have what hes having

[SuperAngryShark]

I love how he says 'Gentletroll'

[TheNebula1859]

Love that ending

[sweetsonicstars1]

this was the first one of these videos I ever saw! about 5 months ago of course....

[TookieLooCookies]

0:46 *fails to retrieve oxygen and dies of asphyxiation*

[Dumbledorathexplora]

1:37

WHOAH GAMZEE!!

hubbahubbahubbahubba....

[TookieLooCookies]

@Dumbledorathexplora So glad we understand eachother.

[linkinfan2011]

WHY ARE U GENTLETROLL

[Goldfish567]

Lol noooooo

[TheTrueServantOfEvil]

A better question might have been; do you even wear undergarnments?

[FlubbahProductions]

whaaat...

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[footloosefan1234]

Faygo is an actual soda in N carolina XD

[beautikillzz]

@footloosefan1234 Also in Florida.

Best shit ever.

[footloosefan1234]

@beautikillzz Ikr?

[beautikillzz]

@footloosefan1234 Yeah, bro~

[FishHipster]

@footloosefan1234 hint hint. its real everywhere.

[footloosefan1234]

@FishHipster Yeah, but sadly, I can't find it T_T

btw what character are you (according to month born) I'm Gamzee ^w^

[FishHipster]

@footloosefan1234 It took me awhile to find it here, but its available at Bi-Lo :D

Im a scorpio~ So Vriskaa

[footloosefan1234]

@FishHipster I'm a Capricorn! Gamzeee~

[berryparfait]

This never fails to make me smile x3

[silverheart61]

Gamzee had his stalker-kill face on with dave!

[coolmacncheese]

I've just noticed he had his pants on his head from when Dave answered that one question I can't remember if it was the last one or the one before though

[FlubbahProductions]

What.

NO!!!!!!!!!!

[ItsMeTime001101]

New bottle of Faygo = ORGASM~~~~

[demaneyes101]

hahahaha i love it how gamzee is beating up daive xD GaMzEe YoUr So CuTe <3 I wOuLd MaKe My SeLf A bOy FoR YoU ;3

[demaneyes101]

i have a question for gamzee. do you like to annoy karkat alot?

[silverheart61]

I have a question for you gamzee<3, Ever think about having a girlfriend??X3

[xCreatorify]

weh

weh

weh

weh..!

[hipstergirl201]

wtf? did Gamzee just had an orgasm? O__o 0:46

[cannonboltroll]

I'm Rose Lalonde

Yes I'm the real Lalonde

You trolls have dark hair,

While mine is bottle blonde

So won't you make Kanaya

Please suit up, please suit up, please suit up.

I'm sorry.

No I'm not.

[MsHalopanda]

my sister-in-law got happy when gamzee started beating Dave up for rhyming or as she said "copying eminem" XD

[ChiisaiAngel]

... 1:36

Strangely...

Attractive.

WANT

[Dumbledorathexplora]

@ChiisaiAngel

not if i get there first.. >:3

[ChiisaiAngel]

@Dumbledorathexplora

Challenge Accepted. >D

[AliTDV]

I still say we make a full version of Dave's rap. ewe

[AVIONN2]

UGUUUUUUUUUUUU

[biorevolver123765]

oh my god, his face opening his Faygo..

[Sorreltail768]

*holds up two double-bladded axes*ever rap like that again,strider,and your askin for it

[MissMyNameIsEpic]

I wear my underwear as a hat

[GeekGirll]

my sister just walked in when it said Mother**** I'm gonna get into trobale

[AkiraTheFox]

What? NOOO!

[ShadowStonexx]

0:47.

........DSKALJFS--

[yourfunnygirlash]

YO LUSUS BITCH!

[AuraPsychickHedgie]

i rapped dave strider's rapped and my momw as like "why are you singing m&m" and im like "IM SINGING DAVE STRIDER!"

[MegaLarance]

@AuraPsychickHedgie Yea get yo Facts right :o