trans. Usually of a male homosexual: to stimulate the anus of (a sexual partner) orally; spec. to remove orally semen ejaculated into the anus of (a partner). Also: to insert a small animal, esp. a gerbil, into the anus of (a partner) for sexual stimulation.
I don't doubt it can be found in the darkest annals (sic) of the Greater Oxford, but that's not good enough. I want it in the concise. I want to be able to walk into any service station in the country and pick up a pocket dictionary that can accurately describe felching. I don't ask for much.
@hastyvictories ... I am disappoint
DoctorRandomercam 1 year ago
BAhahaha this is amazing
HisImmortalBeloved 2 years ago
i think people would take you more seriously if you didnt have the weird noises. you're fun though, i like the way your brain works
DefyantLove 2 years ago
good voice
FightTyranny 2 years ago
Actually, Mond is in the Dutch dictionary, meaning Mouth...
Think about this for a second...
Put your money where your mouth is.
Munt in Dutch means Mint... But that's less disturbing.
Anyway, good mind, Richard speech im watching the rest.
gaheris81 2 years ago
Funny - you seem to think like me!
flyingfisbeefilms 2 years ago
Methinks that one must open ones dictionary prior to felching, that way you can bury yer nose in it when your done!
RebelRadius 2 years ago
agreed!
Jackcreambun 2 years ago
felch, v
trans. Usually of a male homosexual: to stimulate the anus of (a sexual partner) orally; spec. to remove orally semen ejaculated into the anus of (a partner). Also: to insert a small animal, esp. a gerbil, into the anus of (a partner) for sexual stimulation.
Oxford English Dictionary, Draft Entry, Mar. 2003
Jackcreambun 2 years ago
I don't doubt it can be found in the darkest annals (sic) of the Greater Oxford, but that's not good enough. I want it in the concise. I want to be able to walk into any service station in the country and pick up a pocket dictionary that can accurately describe felching. I don't ask for much.
DoctorRandomercam 2 years ago
ROFLMAO
you do a pretty good redneck impersonation
Felix1049 2 years ago
i don't like those dictionary people either.. i have no idea why they keep turning down my submissions.
Cloudsofdust 2 years ago
This was awesome
ElfieIsKing 2 years ago