Re: Portal: No Escape (Live Action Short Film by Dan Trachtenberg)

[Nicro327]

I clicked to laugh at her stupidity

[slagnecro]

my huge question? (except i already said it) why dont you go fucking fuck yr self to let the neurons energize?

[genin69]

the pink dress is a winner so far! best cleavage yet

[mozartfx1]

dead eyes. you need to try and be more expressive with your eyes.

[leelad]

Did you read the description of the video? you're reviewing?

[CosmoInterestelar]

You´re so lame

[zomblog77]

the girl in the movie her name is chello and you dont know what the portal series is? OH MY GOD!!!! dont review if you dont know the game

[epicmonthly]

Stop Making Reviews they help Nobody

[theluffy99]

i clicked cuz of boobs

[LulzAreGud]

I dont like dat cleavage

[PeanutButtersGirl]

learn what the game is before you review a short film about it, you sound really stupid.

[KuchingZaz]

HAHA!! THIS BITCH DON'T KNOW WHAT A PORTAL GUN IS XD

[KuchingZaz]

LIGHTSABER!! WHOOOT

[KuchingZaz]

SHUT UP WOMAN!! IM ONLY HERE FOR BOOBS

[DelightOxygen]

tits > everything

[RealGoonieKid]

TOCCO TOCCO TOCCO! JUENIFA LOPPPEZ!

[DjDrfreeman]

Why do I keep running into your videos........

[musicchictx]

Umm first of all it took 1.5 years to make, not 5. Second of all, it's clear this woman has no clear what the original product (i.e. the game) is. Also, there's hopes of it becoming a movie from fans and viewers, not that it may happen. But hey, we can still dream.

[PeanutButtersGirl]

@musicchictx actually there is a possibility, there was a video posted about it becoming a big budget movie

[IAmzMcHATIN]

shes gonna be really famous cause she has tits....what has Youtube become?

[Marcelius2006]

....Do you people realize how racist and sexist you sound?? ...seriously.. grow the fuck up.. She has an accent - deal with it.

You people make me SICK.

[LazyDog1657]

Could not of showed more clevage.

[dEcEpTi0n28]

torn .com/308723

[Buddy1306]

So the top comments are dicks. We validate and encourage this behavior?

[Dookiedolf]

@Buddy1306 Hey come on this is YouTube, what do you expect ?

Im sure the other usual comments are on this like all other videos

"I mas***** to this","But will it blend?","FAKE!!"..but probably no mention of Chuck Norris..So I just did =D

A YouTube video without unwarranted nasty comments is like expecting to have a facebook account that doesnt spam you with valuable messages like "Joe182 just found a chocolate milkshake cow"

[Buddy1306]

@Dookiedolf You make an excellent and valid point. (No sarcasm in that, I promise.)

[melekRebai]

why this girl is always making videos with shirts like this ?

doesn't she get cold ?

[DECAFtodeath]

maybe you should learn about the game first...

[TimJSwan89]

Don't listen to these jerks. They don't have respect for people from other countries and they expect every girl to look like the girls they look at in their porn everyday. They probably don't know the first thing about economics or what's really going on in the world. You actually did a good job summarizing the film and pointing out how interesting it is. I hope some people choose to watch it because of your response.

[manojjoshy]

fuck dude ugly bitch

[manojjoshy]

wat u smoked .. and btw her boobs too... embarrassed and touchn

 earth

[JamesyPaulMichael]

This Columbian stole Darthvader's Lightsaber!? Wait, that's the dislike bar..........

[FiReZoMbEh]

Boobs...

[FortDix120]

aaahhh what did she just say..i was busy...excuse me while i get some tissue..

[PzumO]

ugly

[BobBigWheels]

people need to realize that english is not her first language and oh, boooooooooobs...

[shizumocat]

No one needs to know what you think. You just ruined an awesome video. Now FUCK OFF.

[kbroskt]

hot again XD

[Tommytank360]

Even boobs cannot make this girl attractive. Please, don't ever make another video.

[notmjjmk]

i dont think she knows what portal is...

[punchtothegut]

excuse me miss. I think that the short film was cool too. and the games it was based off were infinitely cool too. I hope you check out tthe free DLC coming out this month

[SpardaDVLKing3]

I think my IQ just went down lol xD

[Franktheman149]

someone's high :L

[ChrisoneillART]

5 years in the making ??? it came out on the Orange Box in October 2007 it's October 2011 that's ony 4 years, so you are saying they are still making the thing you just watched? well just let me know when they finish it in a year then..............

[evilet1111]

Lmfao

[Potato8296]

Shoots portals. So it's called a portal gun.

[jlcapaz]

I LOVE YOUR REVIEWS AND YOUR ACCENT.

[Davve941018]

95% of comments are about her breasts LOL

[HammyOnYT]

nice tits.

[qordales]

can I have sex with you?

[vichoste]

bOObs

[LLAYOBOY]

O my god.... PLAY THE GAME

[Olaoo99]

She has mustache

[hsnkiller]

Please Play The Game then make a full Review of the short Film Video Clip, Just A friendly Suggestion. No OFFENCE 

[tyhicks2]

Keep pressing 2 for "Mama Ahab."...

[abc3def7]

look at her shirt... she knows what shes doing

[NicholasX9]

Give this woman a noble prize!

[shoulditalkslow]

If i cover your face and mute the video you become more attractive to me

[sbenschwartz]

@shoulditalkslow i tried it...it works....

[cgmaister1]

she should show her boobs

[cgmaister1]

si hablan español pulgar arriba si no pararon de ver sus senos

[StyleGuy08]

Hey don't spoil it. You are very cute, by the way.

[williamkyc]

if you are trying to show off your boobs your face is not helping

[MSIXVI06]

@IG9Gaming I feel I should point George Takei your way:

Because, you truly are... a douchebag. No one should ever wish death upon another human being.

Lovely to see someone paint gamers in such a disdainful light, you're no better than a 6 year old Xbox troll.

Don't like a video? give it a bad rating and tell them how to improve. I'm sure any troll like you could tell you that anyone can post a channel archive full of game trailers.

[on1inepirate]

This video is better on mute

[Abc11156]

basicaly

[TheArcadianFlame]

@Abc11156 well put my friend

[GratedWhiteCheddar]

talking just to hear herself speak...

i H8 girls like this

all night, i will post this

[RebornInDarkness13]

TRGR thank IG Daily and your breastesis! They just earned you a subscriber! #totallynotaperv

[Burn0Man]

the 4th, and 6th video's suggested....

[TERRORDACTYL667]

thank you machinima, for sending me here

[macmastermike124]

whats her name on youporn

[sournotez88]

the cleavage braught me here

[broskiVids69]

DUMB.

ASS.

LOL



[sheiksubra]

lol i like the fact u know nothing bout portal at all

and nice cleavage :P

[TheOrangeType]

she is on almost EVERY big viewed YouTube video i have seen, shes just whoring for views...

[spikeman316]

Im here because i like your talk.........

........no, not really just like to watch bOObs 8D

[CPgamer1000]

u got ur video on a gameing channel

[kusanagi1982]

wtf did u say ? just stfu let us see the boobies

[onural]

ok. we got it. u have boobs.

[rossetti1313]

She only post videos trying to get famous because of her boobs, no matter how dumb she is, look at all her other videos what do they all have in commen?

[feblex]

Thumbs up is you muted the video and enjoyed the view

[heyseuss]

Get your facts straight. One and a half years to make, not five. And not Dan Trachtenberg's first video on Youtube - he has a few hundred videos.

[jmora619]

wow.... does she know how bad... nevermind.. i forget they can see this too... hahhahahaha

[DrdoubleDD]

0:25 basically lol

[FoNgThOnG]

Less talking more cleavage.

[lolyoulolJkeil]

FUCKING WHORE, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, BITCH. GO FUCK YOUR DADDY!

[kervhon4real]

i had a good laugh watching this

[Rave7557]

Boobs.

[cliquehop]

She looks a tad strung out....

[GluttonForSex]

Gorgeous rack.

And, uh, great opinion on stuff too!

[F0x1214]

No life



[marciofone]

She's describing everything we just watched! The question is: Why???

[kdude112233]

U hv a speaking disability pretty girl !!

[XshifaX]

It took 1.5 years, get your facts straight.

[videogyar2]

I expected bigger boobs, you look messed up bitch!

[MrThegurew]

ditto...im here for the boobs

[YTunaZorlu]

Hey @thereplygirlsreviews What's with the bed?

[galaxytroll]

u annoying, cant speak, livin' in a freakin cell..but yr tits amazing U WIN.

[diegosusana]

Are you in crack?

[sanchez11787]

she always has nice dresses on in all videos

[nawitchful]

Some retarted?

[Huntereich]

BEWBIES :) Lawlz.

[Pparanoi]

stupid bitch

[120dubois]

@Pparanoi but she have big boobs x)

[Geotal45]

@120dubois Saggy*

[RunsInTheStreet]

you guys are so cruel

[baifitoazul]

shut up and show us your portals !!

[CreampieGeneral]

nice boobs :)

[GuiltySparki]

... some kind of futuristic gun...

it's the portal gun xD

[TheButtface14]

as long as someone knows how to cuss in another language they speak that language pretty good to me lol

[excalipoor]

@TheButtface14 but she's speaking english.

[TheButtface14]

@excalipoor I know, I'm just saying that most of the people I know that learned another language learned cuss words first and they somehow learned faster

[Dialga8507]

that's why the title is like that. it says no scape

[sirVhailor]

learn english. then stop being ugly and retarded.

[xxpoisenandkissesxx]

@sirVhailor i dont get when people say things like "learn english" when someone has an accent, but is actually speaking english pretty well for someone who seems bi-lingual.

[skilledtrailers]

Tommy Wisaeu's long lost daughter! I DID NAT HIT HER I DID NAAAAATT

[SomaAkaruz]

dam you got nice boobs.

[CasanOvaahh]

i only watched to see your boobs

[A00995038]

wow thanks for this! =)

[33point1]

take your top off

[cihper2]

I'm here for some boobs.

[matiz1988]

@cihper2

can't argue on that

[burntham77]

You have huge, lovely breasts. And still you waste time talking.

[Doryphoroi]

@burntham77 Real classy you guys.

[lightelven]

And I just wanna add that you will never upload one of the most viewed video... Think about jealousy.

[lightelven]

Holy shit... I've just give a view on this sooooo useless critic and video... Don't even try to talk about this short film again, the original game is too difficult for you I guess...

[GT4Lb0T]

short NOT chort

[FannySMUDGE]

i thought the Portal video was shit.

[arkive43]

lol i muted this video :7

[chriswilks303]

Wtf!

[imjoedirt1974]

I don't no what youre saying but your tits are awesome!!!!!!!

[likimikuku]

tits 

[icast05]

You should do your commentaries topless. Atleast we wont pay attention to your voice. Nice rack though.

[mcdouches1]

hey if you can read english, stop making fucking videos every video i watch your on the related tab, kill yourself

[boodaball1]

you dont know what portal is e.o?! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!!

[poemkid1]

Ill put an orange portal in her mouth then a blue one in her lap!...........Portal fans think about it!!

[MojitoB12]

no smoke more marihuana!

[pacomaz0804]

Will you marry me?

[SPINO495]

it took...1.5 yearz in der making jajjajaa

[billandzoey]

That quite some cleavage u got there to attract trollers

[kevinwoolford123]

no no you buy.....windowlean gone you buy

[elc124]

i clean?

[trottheblackdog]

I'mng gled joo like de chort feelm

[drinknbusch]

Oops i must be drunk, where am i???

[drinknbusch]

Alot of my friends are dragons...

[drinknbusch]

Alot of my friends are dragons.

[SesshoMaruFTW01]

Why are there so many perverted trolls.

[SPINO495]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOBZ

[jonesm16]

its a portal gun.

[jonesm16]

bay-sick-ali

[LehaMeloman]

nice tits

[CaptianApe]

Oh, u need a push up bra, and a shirt that doesn't look awful :/

[CaptianApe]

funny, washing the video.

[byronrush1]

took 1.5 years to make not 5.

[willdaddo27]

Wow what a dingbat!nice tits though

[AnimusOrigin]

God she needs to shut the fuck up and use that mouth and rack for my penis. She clearly didn't do her research and she clearly dosent know Portal.

[ChrisSteinberger]

This should have as many views as the original

[8189720]

ARE YOU DRUNK? I was watching your video after a night of drinking and I think you still had more than me before filming.

[yisureadingthis]

You guys are disgusting. I agree bad/pointless vid but you guys are bad/pointless people writing bad/pointless comments. Leave her alone. Keep in mind that Killing you and giving you good advice are not mutually exclusive (portal-GLaDOS)

[xChrisBoulterx]

Oh youtube, making me watch a video because it is a response to something awesome/portal related + tits.

[EddLineUnderscoreOne]

boobs or gtfo.

[xXAmmyIssunXx]

Smackin bewbs.

[Ralphyt100]

she has no idea what portal is.

[killerdemon227]

Wow this is what happens when you try to get ahead of everyone and don't know what it is but states obvious bout what we already saw coming. But id fuck her just cause she might be fun to fuck. Lol

[panteradown2]

why watch this when you could just watch the real movie your explanation is awful, you provide nothing

[panteradown2]

your dumber than most