MST3K The Touch of Satan 6/10

[tlrledbetter]

"Two Sheds!" Yet another random Monty Python reference FTW! What I love is that they'll reference ANY sketch, some that only real MP fans will catch.

[Yapshire]

MST3k is the greatest show ever invented. Period.

[RichterTheEternal]

Well, lucky for the plot convenience that the deputy was a delusional idiot without peripheral vision that believed he had a sheriff to report to and other law officers he can call in to. All the townspeople just takes his insanity in stride, since he's the only law officer in town, And no, I don't believe Satan used his powers to control his radio in order to prevent him for calling in help so that Leatherface Granny Witch can sneak up on him and stab him.

[ayerjake]

"Oh he turns off the world alright"

[elpollodelamuerte]

"Um..make me disappear."

Crow: "YAAAAAAAAAH!"

[3shaiamigas]

Not gonna be able to ZA your way outta this one, ey the, pally!

[06mustangCE]

Ah, she's a talent agent for the Mormons.

[tranhax666]

2011 and still funny :)

[historylover]

I love it when MST3K quotes or references Monty Python!

Kat

[YewBeTrollin]

"what's in the chest?"

"i beg your pardon?"

[Ickiesgal]

She shows him her place of witchcraft, and they play Amazing Grace as background music? Did I miss something?

[pretorious700]

@Ickiesgal Amazing Grace with an added flatted fifth is a sure sign of Satan, didn't you know?

[Gigrantula58]

You're not gonna ZA your way out of this one, are ya pally?

[gineriella]

Oh, he turns off the world alright...

[gepdnuor]

Well...I do wanna try grandma's waffles!

[gepdnuor]

Yep...looks like a herd of grandmas came through here

[uuuultra]

Melissa had a decent body for a Witch.

[lickstickly]

@uuuultra damn right am considering selling my soul to satan to get me a piece of quality 70's ass

[Feckinpaddy29]

Oh,he turns off the world alright.

[sandorsbox]

I've never been able to understand the concept of "Oh my god, Grandma has killed fifteen people, we gotta cover this up and protect her." WTF?

[MrBurns242]

"There's been a walnut uprising" lol that was great

[freakofevolution]

If she had another of these she would be Melissa "Two Sheds" Strickland! Just walk into the spinning blades...it's fun! Wait , you can't use Amazing Grace in a DEVIL movie! Lots of pig heads! She's talent for the Mormens! Make me disappear...YEAH!!! There's been a walnut uprising! Yep, really really really sad...so sex then! Hey, a frog that's not deformed! Yep, obviously a herd of grandmas came through here! Hey, a giant match stick! I can chew on this for months!

[DAVIDInitiative]

"There's been a walnut uprising."

"Yep, obviously a herd of grandmas came through here."

"I have a feeling he's going to lead a long, full life!"

"You ready to try my cider now?"

"I'm going to time this pause. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 - wow. 6, 7...

[turmoil100]

so why does lucinda go around killing people....? is it just because a few people tried to cook her 100 yrs ago. get over it

[UpSky2]

Perhaps there's so much sneezing going on in the theater, because this movie was filmed near Lake CACHUma California ? nah...

[mphst6]

@UpSky2 hahahaha oh my god, that was awful XD

[NYG4LIFE123]

Not gonna ZAH your way out of this one buddy.

[cshern]

haha where do they come up with don 'the snake' prudhomme!? (he drove a rocket car)

[MegaHAnzIV]

"They should just call over Harvey Keitel to come over and fix things!" Pulp Fiction reference!

[SoulMusic121]

The Python reference is superb. I feel like these guys had very much the same upbringing that I did.

[loverboyz901]

y ou know, that cop had only two days until retirement

[SoundsmithOne]

Y'know, a vomit-stained Maverick was hardly a rarity in those days.

[Dacfu]

Oh man, A monty python reference...

[MalkinFan25]

"I have a feeling he's gonna live a long, full life!"

[reaperman2010]

There's been a herd of grandmas through here.

[fledermaus81]

I simply love it when they riff on bizarrely flat performances, such as 6:30 XD. I mean, surely the situation would result in at least _some_ sort of expression (other than a completely vacant stare)? Although my favorite riff accompanying these types of non-performances has to be from Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell: "T-minus 4 seconds to an emotion" (Tom Servo).

[dstewart0729]

"Walnut uprising!"

"Huh. Killer grandma; locked up in the barn. Something's not right here."

[AlwaysGallifrey]

She's a talent agent for the mormons!!

[tumnus2112]

Not gonna "Za!" your way out of this one, Pally.

[DrummermanMatt]

"I meant to ask him in for pie, I don't know what happened!"

[wilhelm1974]

shes a talent agent for the mormons,,,....

[KingOfUm]

You can see people walking around in the rear view mirror while he's puking.

[underbightdog23]

after watching this i have a craving for CARNATION ICE CREAM

[jeffeastwood15]

Giving Melissa a nickname mirrors Mike giving a nickname to one of the singers in the "Mixed-Up Zombies" episode. In that case it was Cindy "Room Clearer" Larson.

[raith0818]

"I meant to ask him in for pie, I don't know what happened."

So, after puking he calmly allowed the elderly man to gently take him to the barn and handcuff him in without making a single sound or causing a struggle? I'd be half way into the next county by then.

[Fabsun]

Yeah, really really sad...ok, sex then?

[InterEDGE]

how did peter o' toole end up in this movie?

[MACKS62766]

where's my bike???...i reported it stolen 80 years ago!!!

[shrews12001]

I'd much, much rather see the walnut uprising than have to watch these losers pause their way through another 40 minutes of this garbage

[OzzyFan87]

"now i got to go over and bust grandpa walton for raising pot" hahaha

[Tareltonlives]

Eh, Hermione Granger would totally kick this airhead's ass in a witchfight

[Jehucifer]

"Obviously a herd of grandmas came through here."

"Way ahead of everyone on the scavenger hunt!"

"A giant match stick! I could chew on this for months!"

[marky2112]

Grandma committed fromicide.

[LAZARZERO]

what's in the chest?

beg yer pardon?

[theknowledgekbi]

Grandma: "Melissa!"

Mike: *indistinct grumbling*

[Persphonefallen]

"She's a talent agent for the Mormons" XD

[funkybranca]

yep, reeeeally reeeeally sad...ok, sex then?

[CarolinaOcelot]

There's been a walnut uprising.

[tagginos]

Right about then them Duke boys showed up.

[HaloandHorseLOver]

"Not gonna Za your way outa this one pally."

[modchic720]

5:41

LOL at the sound Crow makes after Lucinda mumbles "Melissa."

[dogontheroof]

"Where's my bike!? I reported it stolen 80 years ago!"

[rememberization]

"She could be Melissa 'Two Sheds' Jackson."

ROFL

[GFHandelfan]

"There's been a walnut uprising" i laughed so hard

[420Travesty]

"I suppose you're going to blame me for this."

BTW that's a meathook not a pitchfork

[Atrum]

the sun go nova out there??

[Woodseone]

Not gonna ZAH your way outta this one, are ya palie?

[thelma459]

at least they didnt chain him to a baldwin brother.

he's got that goin for him.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Did the sun just go Nova out there?

"What's wrong?"

I can't take the pace anymore!

[pretorious700]

let me see-a 65 lb woman over 100 years old drags a full grown police officer out of his car and stabs him with a pitchfork until he's dead?

How many levels of suspension of disbelief is that exactly?

[AtenRa]

But Gorgo Mormo of the 1000-faced moon gave her super Hulk strength to lift pitchforks and drag grown men!

[pretorious700]

Oh yeah, I guess you are right! Makes as much sense as anything else in this thing.

[SpiffytheWonderkid]

A Lovecraft reference? Nice. 8D

[WhiteTiger225]

How come I have this sudden urge to make a video about lucinda to the song "Smooth Criminal" ?

[GiaraGryffindor]

Do it. It will be epic.

[Tareltonlives]

Barney are you okay? Oh, Barney are you, okay? /Are you okay, Barney?

[donnieandsarah]

well about then the Duke boys showed up

[rustedon]

I meant to ask him in fer pie. I don't know what happend!

[dcj321]

y'know from the back she looks like David Cassidy lmao

[Servocaster]

Im still laughing about "So,How many head of walnut ya got?"

[mst3kbigfan]

use your witch craft to make this movie better.

[1Spyke23]

Let`s see handcuffed to a pole in a creepy old barn with a deranged killer grandma on the loose there`s only one thing to do.... have some delicious CARNATION ICE CREAM!

[trapadoored]

@1Spyke23

let's not forget the vomiting on the maverick scene. That made me totally hungry for CARNATION ICE CREAM!

[dieHeeresschar]

A walnut uprising? haha

[marky2112]

I think she is pretty.

[ManaAdvent]

"Obviously a herd of grandmas came through here."

[pockypurse]

Haha, Monty Python reference at the beginning! :D

[Tareltonlives]

"Melissa Two-sheds Strickland"

[Tryzon]

"Well, right about then them Duke boys showed up in town..."

[Tryzon]

"I've gotta feeling he's gonna lead a long, full life."

[Tryzon]

Why is Amazing Grace near the beginning? How deliciously random!

[Tareltonlives]

"You can't use Amazing Grace in a devil movie!"

[couchfort]

Did all the actors drink a quart of robitussen before shooting?

[livinintwilightzone]

Yeah, it was the "spike" in their drinks in the green room.

[dtek40k]

hehe...two sheds

[webbytow]

Nice Pulp Fiction refrence.

[USSJaneway]

'Um, me, could you fast forward?'

[tacoemall666]

haha two sheds, monty python! suprised no one else noticed

[Ghostpilot]

4:55 See? That's where he messed up: getting out of the car like that. Should've saw what happened, been like, "oh...oooh shi--!" and the family would've looked up to see a cloud of dust and rocks as he peeled out of there. Fade to black. Credits.

[hollyhuffstutler]

"Uh, me, could you fast forward?"

[Astrolounge]

Did anyone else notice that the cop is chewing on a wooden MATCH, and not a toothpick? Is that a thing somewhere, or is the movie just that stupid?

[ngobleus]

He's trying to fire up his mouth, but can't eat anything spicy or his stomach gets upset...

....that's my theory.

[Ghostpilot]

Stallone did the same thing in "Cobra."

Must be a cop thing.

[livinintwilightzone]

Gotta chew on something apparently.

[pianofroglady]

its a european thing

[hollyhuffstutler]

"What's the matter?" "I can't take the pace anymore"

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Where's my bag? I reported it stolen 80 years ago!

[elliottkmueller]

ha ha love the don prudhomme reference

[Crocadum]

"I ment to ask him in for pie i dont know what happened!" ahhahahhahahah

[EternalGuardian07]

"Hello there!"

Crow: I must agree with that.

[sokarsfleet]

If my girlfriends grandma killed a cop right in front of the house I would just run the hell out of the state.

[youcutmelegoff]

really? my girlfriends grandma killed people all the time.....err I mean nothing

[gateway6843]

"Two sheds"- great Monty Python reference

[johnnyo3535]

"They left the P.A. on"

"Yep, there's where I tripped up"

[jbartz]

Amazing Grace WTF HAHAHA

[LuckyBlackCatXIII]

"You can't use Amazing Grace in a DEVIL movie!!! D8<;;; "

[ryukXsayu27]

What's in the chest?

Beg your pardon?

[GenjyoSanzoOTS]

they're just pausing out of spite now

[ars731]

did you noticed at 6:55 the sound of a plane flying overhead.

[twistedmistletoe]

"Yep, obviously a herd of grandmas came through here"

:D

[anarchy0productions]

"I meant to ask him in for pie, I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!"

[Pondybolk]

Well right about then them Duke Boys showed up.

[inertiaxxcreep]

Unit one's looking at the radio, giggling.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

"Make me disappear?"

YAY!

"So?"

Shall we trade clothes?

[MadduxFanII]

The...uh, "star," is kind of a homeless man's Robert Redford.

[BlahBlahYouWho]

He was instrumental in the Walnut Uprising.

[hollyhuffstutler]

kinda similar line delivery too

[Tareltonlives]

"What? What?!"

"I suppose you're going to blame me for this!"

[ngobleus]

"What's in the chest?" "Beg your pardon?"

[lamancha2]

"I've got a feeling he's gonna lead a long, full life" - I haven't seen this episode before, but I can tell that he's going to get killed (watches) yup.

[kneecutleries]

And a Monty Python "Two Sheds" joke. DAMNIT I LOVE THIS SHOW

[kreugerpranka]

I knew I heard something like that before! Ha gotta love Monty Python

[CarolinaOcelot]

"Here's his head. You earned it"

[ebanderson72]

Have some toast or something!

[beerandladies]

Theres been a walnut uprising

[drryangibbons]

I think this is my favorite episode.

[hegstad9]

"Will you stay here until tomorrow ?"

"I don't seem to have any choice !"

Good question to a young man sitting down with his left arm handcuffed to a pole.

[sgtdoom999]

make me dissapear..."yaaay!"

[smacktard12]

Wait you can't use Amazing Grace in a Devil movie

[AnitaMontresor]

You know, this place makes the "Lizzie Borden Bed and Breakfast" look pretty tame by comparison.

[nottoodistantfuture]

"Killer Grandma got back!"

[jackrubyultima]

Well right about then, them Duke boys showed up.

[ngobleus]

"Hello there." "I must agree with that."

[bbqplatypus318]

"You know, if she had another one of these, she'd be Melissa 'Two Sheds' Strickland." Monty Python references are funneh. Especially obscure ones.

[papermachetes11]

"Killer grandma... locked in a barn... something's not right here..."

[jaydock1]

Woah that was weird. I was just watching the trailer for "Pineapple Express", then I came back to this, and the next riff was: "Well, now I've got to go over and bust grandpa Walton for raising pot."

Weird!

[sukiocity]

Hey, a giant matchstick! I could chew on this for months!

Well, now I gotta take in grandpa for raising pot...

Well, right about then, them Duke boys showed up...

I meant to ask him in for pie! I don't know what happened!

[ScorpiusRaven]

"Take a look inside."

"Just walk into the spinning blades, it's nice."

rofl

[ShinyRayquaza2]

Where's my bike, I reported it stolen eighty years ago!

[ShinyRayquaza2]

(pan to a window with REALLY bright sunlight)

Servo: The sun go nova out there?

[dresden51]

"What's in the chest?"

-Beg your pardon?

[luckeypikachu]

pika: wait you can use amazing grace in a dvile. heres a good secert santa gift for these pepole a book "HOW TO HIND A MURDER WEPON"

[klickenpod]

the california bed and breakfast guy is about to receive and ANGRY LETTER.

[sillygrl23]

Crow: You can't play Amazing Grace in a devil movie! Hahahaha, so true!

[Tareltonlives]

Boy, she took it hard when "Hell's Grannies" disbanded

[jdilley47]

monty python reference to composer Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson

[Drew1973]

Really really really sad... OK, sex then?

[sillygrl23]

LMAO! You know, for a title like "Touch of Satan" there is no scariness or eirry background at all in this fic. Total B-movie for sure! XD

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Where's my bag? I reported it stolen eighty years ago!

I suppose you're gonna blame ME for this!

I meant to ask him about pie, I don't know what happened!!

[ChevyTrucks352]

"There goes Don "The Snake" Prudhomme"!

[rothiepotato]

"Melissa 'Two Sheds' Strickland"

MPFC! <3

[johnnyo3535]

"yep, there's where I tripped up"

[johnnyo3535]

"They left the P.A. on"

[ivalice1980]

"Mostly, I just like to turn off Canada!" ROFL

[fishgul69]

"will you stay here till tomorrow?" wow, she is NOT bright

[drewcifer721]

-Mike: "Oh, he turns off the world, all right."

[Tareltonlives]

"Make me disappear" "YAY!"

That murder scene reminded me of Monty Python for some reason.

"I suppose you're going to blame me for this"-Why St. Mungo's shouldn't be so lenient.

[11Jamie11]

"That murder scene reminded me of Monty Python for some reason."

Same budget, same amount of blood, and same probability of occurrence as most of MP skits. So, yeah. Lawlz.

[Tareltonlives]

Florinda must have been part of Hell's Grannies.

[Tareltonlives]

To quote "Werewolf", "I see some very stupid children being born as a result of this meeting."