Unwritten Rules of Texting

[TheUnemploymentLine]

What's potassium?

[RandomVlogsAustralia]

do people at the gym!

[crazyfull1000]

'whos fucking tonight, teddys fucking tonight'

[sezzyybabeyy]

HAHAHA, your a champ teddy !

[iu6h6h6h6h]

i laugh but i also know that the last person is me :\

[officialstephdeiulio]

roof seal lol

[XDmusiclover93]

haha ur awesome ted

[xSez15]

"Turkey slap a cactus"

Love that part :)

[CamEstablished1993]

Why is he going on about speaking english when he can barely speak it himself

[MissTaraBre]

@CamEstablished1993 no need to be racist; he speaks perfect english.

[ForeverLaughing143]

hahahahahahahahahah!



[Regaaaaaks]

guess whos fucken tonight, teddys ducken tonight!

[ilovembird1]

"fucking turkey slap a cactus or something..."

[GaetAngie]

loooooooooool

lmfao you did sound like a seal

XD

[xxLULU06xx]

I am amazing

[PlayBoyBunnnie11]

'loooooooooooool. fucking sound like roof seal.'

[ThatJasonThing]

I hatttte cunnnnts whooooo txtttt likkkkee this.

Gives me the shits.

[LebenUndTodxx]

LOL 'If your bored, good for you. Suck a dick." 1:33

[carlyandkirra]

australia hell yeh

[snakeyboy798]

what about the people who start a texting convisation and then dont continue it like person 1 "hey what are you doing" person 2 "nothing much you?" person 1 "nothing much" person 2 "ok" if your gonna start a convisation make sure you have somthing to say apart from "hey what you doing"

[teddysbestfan]

@snakeyboy798 seriously that always happens to me! there so annoying .

[MrJazza43]

"Go turkey slap a cactus" hahaha

[lachieHD]

LOOOOOOOOOOL 

[leilap1997]

Lol at your mum should have swallowed you

[TheMandudeCrew]

Half of the people on this video are writing unwritten words such as "Lmao" and "LOL" Like just write the whole word you muppet...

[iTzReAcTiiOnZz]

@TheMandudeCrew your the muppet...people arnt gana say laugh out loud??? or laugh my fucking ass off? wtf

[epiclyawesoification]

lol nice tags

[ByrneBeatsInc]

One letter reply's are the envy of my life, absolutly hate it!

[xLeGenDxNitro]

haha "Oh fuck i just sounded like 'Roof Seal'.

[starburst0516]

'whos fucking tonight? teddys fucking tonight.' hahaha!

[TheBLACKZILLA93]

"walla am In" hahahahahah

[2rkwanted]

''Turkey Slap A Cactus'' XD Coz us Turks have a hard hand !

[arthoable]

hardd !!!

[puresyrian21]

lmao omg you just made my morning. haha (;

[spencercharlie81]

haha your mum should've swallowed you

[Nolirox4eva]

LOL "sound like roof seal" HAHAHAHAHA LAUGHED SO HARD LOL!!!!

[danielleroz]

your absolutely hilarious! hahaha

[CuurlyBro]

Ball drop at 0:51

[McLaZmIRen]

lol @2:19, i thought u were complaining about keeping texts short:L

[MrAndre416]

says the guy thats yelling by himself

[97landyachtzFTW]

fuck I hate it when you have to save to drafts then go back andread the whole fucking thing again to remember what it says the go back and finish it off!

[naughtymonkey135]

"loooooooooool fucken sound like roof seal"

^ lmfao! That's gold.

[nourcodysangel143]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL FUKIN SOUND LIKE A RUF SEAL!

[kevintoti]

fk i sound like roof seal hahahha

[FunkDaBeat95]

"Speak english, Your mum should have swallowed you or something" Best thing ever!

[thebestornaa]

ur eyebrows need a divorce

[joligan100]

2:00 haha

[xKeLoNeRvEx]

LOLLLLLLL 1:36, great delivery

[ASSFSAFSAS]

wht a cute cunt ;)

[JohnFreshjiive]

"turkey slap a cactus" LOOOOL!

[Ryanq141]

@JohnFreshjiive he said not to add unecassary letters....

[JohnFreshjiive]

@Ryanq141 LOL ;) k

[17antman]

Wtf is kay. its potassium, so dont use it as a freaking response !!!

[SKYHIGHgee]

''If your bored k good for you go suck a dick or something''LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOL this guys crackup

[maattyzz]

LOOOOOOOOOOL like a seal :D

[Maisukki]

"Like, i'm bored or i'm broke or i'm cute or i'm amaazing" *8D*

[nikkileeriot]

"your mum should of swallowed you or something.." nearly made me spit my drink out haha

[mohemish]

What the fuck is 'K', 'K' is potassium!

[MrNWA111]

trust me dont make any necessary winks

take it from me bitch took it to far~

[xCODtRmy]

k.

[TheBrawlr]

WALLA

[christyothos]

WALLAH IM IN HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH­A

[em10softball]

Closest thing your getting is a FILET O FISH!!

[drizzayG]

if your bored, good for you, suck a dick or something ;o

[drizzayG]

"your mum should of swallowed you or something" hahaha

[DeddBeetSheep34]

TEDDY, please tell me where to get that damn Blue Jays hat!!! :D

[RMBvids]

fielet of fish hahahhaa

[Alirules55]

L  Oooooooooooooool

[SikKuntwog92]

Guess who's Fucking tonight? Teddy's Fucking tonight!

Guess who's Fucking tonight? Teddy's Fucking tonight! HAHAHAHHAHA GO TEDDY!

[AmberJayde2010]

WHOS FUCKIN TONIGHT? TEDDYS FUCKING TONIGHT.? GUESS WHOS FUCKING TONIGHT? TEDDYS FUCKING TONIGHT, lmao

[MopsNZ]

2:30 MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH, such a legend.

[Ninzz0]

He looks so dope when hes telling everyone to have a good night and subscribe at the end :)

[z0tx]

0:21 "Stop abbreviating"

0:34 "Come on bro, speak english"

[NightRiderHD]

Who's fucking tonight? Teddy's fucking tonight, Guess who's fucking tonight? Teddy's fucking tonight!<3

[xena7997]

Hahaha (: Oh, teddy how I love you!

[Brownian96]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL oh fuck i sound like Roof Seal <3

[rhirhi2040]

"if you dont know how to speak english during a text , your mum should have swallowed you or something" HAHAHA

[thechinny13]

I lik cheze

I-3thus

I lik ths vid

G2g meh bro

Watchin ths on meh pod(iPod)

Hehehe im trying to piss u off :)

[SBWlover1998LeManu]

aha its called slang

[juggaloscummy420]

go turkey slap a cactus or something! hahahaha

[shizzy1998]

And if your not gonna speak English during a text, your mum should have swallowed you or something....lol....

[sinabobina]

;)

[turkville]

LOL

TEDDY:I SOUND LIKE FUCKIN ROOF SEAL

[gigix814]

so agree...

[frecklesownz]

go turkey slap a cactusor something bahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Stormers000]

"Even worse, one letter words. K. WHAT THE FUCK IS K? K is potassium"

Holy shit, best line in this video.

[yarndizle]

i hate when cunts make no sense.. i go the following from my mate: "Ive beEn cAiling y0u f0r ages!!Ive l0st my patience, y0u kn0w y? BecAuse y0ur n0t answering!!0i d0 y0ukn0w ChIngCh0ngs number cAn Y0u pleaz txt it to n0w 0r els See-zong will sing a song F0r u.. Oi d0nt 4get ab0ut 0ur tits studies t0m0rr0w. Oi g0 find l0ud speakers s0mewher but d0nt ask the chInEse cAuSe its fake,Thanks.. HEE HEE yarndi..0oops.Im n0t yeat d0ne. Ok.. Imgoing to ... youlater.TXT me the answerto00". and so on. WTF!

[yarndizle]

@yarndizle *got the following

[JARRODbelieber]

o o o o o o o o o o o of fuck i sound like roof seal

[mungothemurri]

3:13 WHOSE FUCKN TONGIGHT?

TEDDY'S FUCKN TONIGHT!

[borgy360]

hahah roofseal.. love it mate :)

[swaggerrontight]

fuck man . . i use like ALL of these rules except for the one word answers . . lol

[TomorrowIsJustADream]

i would die without you.! :3 ♥

[Aetyruzen]

Unnecessary letters are used to emphasize how a word is spoken. If you actually knew the person it makes sense. Someone you know might be really chilled for example. So when they say "Naaaaaah" it's a long nah, showing a sense of laziness etc... If they just said. "Nah" than its empty and robotic.

[Aetyruzen]

K is potassium, WTF! LOL

[TheAnderson971]

whose gonna get some titties tonight teddy is gonna get some titties tonight hahahahahahahahahahahhaha

[sgtfred11]

Go turkey slap a cactus bahahahaha



[2010wackojacko]

'I fucking sound like roofseal' hahahahaha classic

[RadioTechSk8]

Teddy, you know your science ;)

Oops, unnecessary wink ^^

LOoOoOoOoOoL

Haha, jks bruh! I subbed :-) your a legend

[supercalifreakinawsm]

"what the fuck I sound like roof seal." LOL

[lollypoplane2]

im the person who adds stupid winks

[Velakouliz]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[noelziie4190]

HAHAHA he is so cute

[mot0002]

your the one saying somfin''its something' cunt

[lollypoplane2]

go turkey slap a caktus :P lolololololololololol

[twinkychick244]

K is Potassium

[GTFOmaLAWN]

Does anyone ever read his tags on all his vids? ;)

[BillobangRS]

@GTFOmaLAWN  Yup Gnomey

[SamSloppy]

the closest thing your gonna get to pussy is probably, fillet-o-fish.

[Monx10]

'Go and turkey slap a cactus'

I'm so using that now.

[Silentfr0st]

K is for potassium? nah bro k is for Kunt! XD

[starznsparklezchanz]

We have the same phone (:

[lDARKFLIGHTl]

"Go fucking turkey slap a cactus or something."

God MrTeddy just gets better and better >.<

[TheSufisomali]

she winked at me,..... wallah am in LMAO

[Leaf720]

turkey slap a cactus :L LOLOLOLOLOL

[ailishmay45]

I fucking sound like roof seal. bahahaha

[GAQuinlanz]

Guess whos fucking tonight? teddies fucking tonigh!! bahhahhaha

[Bosnian4Lyff]

ahahaha lmaoooo THIS! too true. ur a legend!!!!

[Tahany1993]

if your bored, good for you, suck a D&$K or something.

Classic!

[Cobrinhacpbjj]

Walla im in lol!!!

[Lilooxox]

his eyebrows shape his hairline

[asianxDD]

"your mom should've swallowed you or something"

[yoitsrami]

I love the way he says "Fuck"

[makemelaugh246]

K, what the fuck is K? K is potassium, what the fuck does K have to do with the conversation? Don't reply, what the fuck you tellin me K. HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH­AHAH

[locanetska]

u song like superego lol

[volcom1722]

"Go fucking turkey slap a cactus or somtin"

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O

[leutrimtimi]

bro your the one that cant say thing but you say fing !!!!!!!!!!

[tanyaa92]

If your bored..good for you...suck a dick of something! hahahahaha

[Bruuuutha]

Lol if your that bored go suck a dick or something aha

[RedHeadedWog]

@AusBeliebers hes Australian but his backround is Arabic fucktard

[veryangrymoose2000]

UR so funny I'm subbing!!!!

[XxMia1698xX]

if they're broke y r they txting? lol x] 

[imgoodatmakingnames]

SHE WINKED AT ME wallah im in , whos fucking tonight teddys fuckin tonight

[dianapadyasek]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOL

[DarkRikdyou123]

Wait your from Australia? :D which part?

[AusBeliebers]

@Tidosen how can he change the way he speaks? He's from New Zealand obviously you dumbass. It's called an accent.

WHO'S FUCKING TONIGHT?!

TEDDY'S FUCKING TONIGHT!

[CupQu4k3]

@AusBeliebers Is he i thought he was Muslim and Lebonese?

[ajstyleslover620]

@AusBeliebers

hes leb fucktart. fail. and it looked like u wrote with so much confidence

[Wogbullet]

Cuz your a legend im full cracking up

[Tidosen]

hi tiddy ... dude please change the way u speak man..

makes me wanna stamp ur faiiiz!

[hasboe2]

hey for some more funny stuff check me out hasboe2 subscribe favourite comment give me tips and say what you think and ask me what i should do next

[CoolMiss93]

Is he a real Australian ? coz he doesnt exactly sound like one !

[dna1987]

@CoolMiss93 Yeah, that's the "wog" accent in Australia.

[MlkePortnoy]

have a punch on with jailbaitwarrior !

[MatildaDusk]

Ur hotttttt ;) ;)

[Rickiwot]

Teddy is a legend, lmao.

[Jesszezz]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO what the fuck i sound like roof seal

LMFAO

[AnnedaGleek]

whenever he says take care i feel like saying Garnier lol

[joelyboyaussie08]

If your bored suck a dick or something!



[emmittpv2]

turkey slap a catclus ahahah

[masihyegan]

YOUR MUM SHOULDVE SWALLOWED YOU OR SOMETHING HAHAHAHAHAH that killlleddd it funny kent

[forschhundchen]

hahaha fuck me imma go turkey slap a cactus

[JKP0P]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC­CCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK EXAMS

[Vanessa123M]

lmao! amen!!!

[PhillipTaBywater]

Oh my gosh Teddy, you add the humor to my make my sick days

[magpiesrule747]

Loved It xD ;)

[POISONZzHD]

i laughed so hard that milk i dank 46 hours ago came out my nose

[theodoratheexplora]

dude!

where did u get the hat!

i want one

cheers

[ThePrincessPerfect97]

LOL! K is for potassium..

[natili94]

he said roof seal not a seal*

[iSouleyx]

LOL, turkey slap a cactus.

[bluenailpolish2342]

hahaha bro i wish everyone followed these rules!!!!