Ask Two Assholes

[sweetkittytwine]

question for you 2 assholes. i have an asshole bothering me right now. he is from youtube and he is messaging me all the time..wants to argue. i have asked him to quit writing me. i thought i blocked user but evidently it did not work. so what can i do to stop this asshole

? thnx assholes plz help if u can.

[CunnininnuC]

lady is girl form of lord

[harusume]

What if it was unprotected sex?

[Sarsington]

you friggin assholes.

[autryj00]

I was expecting a lube joke at the end.

[chekkitProductions]

"My grandma wouldn't pay a thousand dollars for a Juggalo" That would make a good t-shirt

[MissDDHeather]

lmao. my god

[MeLauraArtOutOfLife]

Zach, this seriously made my life! Thanks for the response, even though it wasn't very helpful lolz!

[im19ice3]

they actually answered my question XD and with such seriousness LOL

[bobwatters]

why does it burn when i pee?

[JFR216]

@bobwatters I'd ask a doctor about that, not two assholes.

[Pottsylird]

I'm gay and I'd do Mary Louise Parker. I mean srsly. She is beautiful.

Also I applauded for the whole time the light was on. My arms hurt.

[jeremyshaw]

XD LMAO! "Fruit of the Womb" - nice! Whoa! Huge (joke) slam on Ryan referring to him as one of the bitches!! Ooh, ouch! I reacted like Jory did, no lie! Ow! Nice moves, Zac! Laughed my ass off at all the penis/testicle/colon/semi-colo­n jokes and how long it took Jory to get it! EPIC HUMOUR here, guys! I love your ideas for the cure for cancer if you could choose what the could would be! That was nice of you, Zac! HA BISKY! "Liked" and favourited!

[AirHendrix91]

Where's Stephen Malkmus ya bitch?

[moopsykins]

"why does love hurt so much?"

Because that's the wrong hole.

[helios5868]

Love hurts so much because it's sucking the AIDS out your skin.

[liayuki29]

more more more more

[Fluorit]

I drooled during this video. I'm sorry.

[KirbyCrossing]

*Applause*

[harrypmgs]

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[runnerh2]

so jory went for "what is love baby dont hurt me" but ended up singing "what if god was one of us" hilarious...and for sure more of these soon

[StrummingSally]

Yes. I would sex Mary Louise Parker so much.

[abcdefgwynn]

What if love cured AIDS? What a spectacular question.

[ScrabbleDiva]

So we were supposed to clap the whole time?

[DXMorpheus]

This is great, keep it up!

[popst4reals007]

u guys are not assholes

[farahlover1369]

also the hottest woman is salma hayek

[farahlover1369]

a juggalo is a fan of Insane clown posse and psychopathic records

[42hermy]

I thinking im going to hell for laughing at the 3rd joke.....

[kazooga1234]

lofl momo its moomoo and i love how you called ryan a bitch and this is a ha bisky upload i love you 2 you are both so funny

[ghansie10]

anyone else turn on the closed captioning? Makes it 10 times funnier

[flambas17]

couldn't hear a thing over all of that applauding.

[Evan42881]

Thank you Jory for saying you were once on a show on righteous tv. Then I would no know the awesome ness that is Zac.

[flabbywalrus]

this was so good, please do more

[MiserablerHurensohn]

I clapped with one hand so I wouldn't disturb the dialogue.

[Mash287]

I thoroughly enjoyed that.

[eichfeld007]

moar i demand moar

[janetlc69]

LoL thats such a good time you need to do more of these!! <3

[ununhexium]

i approve

[jossi166]

awesome video



[maeherme]

Like this if you considered, or did, applaud for 5 minutes.

[sqirt555]

dude thats wierd i dont grow hair under my neck in the same stop what the hell is up with that shit?

[TheGzeus]

Someone needs a nutsack facelift.

[caseyvill]

loving this Jory Zack content

[flyfisher413]

You guyes are fuckin hilarious.

[MeaganHarman]

this made me laugh so hard

[WombatVlogs]

Hahah, the female Lord is a Lady :P :)

[rockinthechemicalz]

<3

[nikkiroxsox13]

You guys seriously make my day.

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

Annoyed yet ,Sir?

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

Gooooooooood Night! A DING A DING!!!

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

ALEX KINGSTON!!!

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

ISTANBUL NOT CONSTANTINOPLE

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY WILLIAMSON!

[achemachew]

good. Most good.



[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

WIBBLY WOBBLY TIMEY WIMY!

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[TheGucciMaster]

clapped the whole time while the light was on!

[monsterq6]

FIRST!