Porkins Video Tribute

[tenfiveracer]

William Hootkins would be proud , well not really :(

[tenfiveracer]

John Candy's first movie Gig !

[Bdawkins11]

Porkins just might be related to chris farley I agree with eddy67

[F1NGER]

Porkins > the entire prequel trilogy

[CommandoAllen509]

DONT DRINK AND EAT AND DRIVE!!!!!!

[Rawr5649]

this is one of my favorite youtube videos

[Freddie1980]

I should point out that it was actually Porkins gravitational pull that made the death star crash into him.

[eddy67]

I wonder if Porkins was related to Chris Farley?

[aqworldsbella]

Wish porkins would come back :D

[tommymingo100]

I love that fat fuck, great vid!!!

[perfectlydark007]

easily the best funny star wars video on youtube :)

[dalan0201]

aaahhh i dropped my fries.

[BlueScorpion55]

I cant stop laughing every time I watch this

[Trashcansam123]

Thumbs up if Family Guy DIDN'T bring you here

[7Stringuzr]

RIP Porkins

[NISMOelite]

goodnight sweet prince

[cozmosmashzu]

PORKINS, NO!!!!

[sqweekyknee]

EJECT. wat lol

[kiyosk]

bhahahaha omg i laughed my heart out

[Jackpot807]

*oink oink*

[ColoradoJinx]

So good.

[Coquiton]

I used to be able to cover X-Wings. But then I took an arrow in the knee.

[HarkonnenDufaux]

When I first watched this video, I laughed so much for so long my ribs hurt.

Thanks for the belly laugh Zebonka. I have sent this link to everyone I know who is a fan of Star Wars.

[TheSupersoldier1234]

See kids don't drink and drive

[molly43able]

i always wondered how you eject from a space craft into space? without a mask

[alba444]

he looks like chris farley.

[YurikoJimmiezq300]

hiya the woman of your dreams

[TheArmo818]

Porkins: I can hold it NOO! (X-wing blows up)

Imperial TIE-pilot: Ha, at least our TIE-fighters can afford a cup holder!

[usaf1121]

"No I can hold it!"

"Pull up!"

*explosion*

"GRAAAR NOT THE FRIES!"

[ooJUKEBOXHEROoo]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!XDTHAT was HILARIOUS! NIce editing with the fast food.LOL

[mitrooper]

It's nice to see that there are still people on Youtube who actually got a good sense of humor and talent...good job to whoever made this.

[Zebonka]

That would be me, and thankyou for the thoughtful words!

[mitrooper]

@Zebonka Great job pal, this video made my day after a day of hard work;)

[mikethe4th]

That is fucking great

[OnionMan]

Dont Drink and Fly.

[Smael64]

He farted and it ignited the engine causing him to blow up. That's why he said he could hold it.

[DravenWolfe]

Do you really want Fried Porkins covering you.... though a memorable supporting character it seems.

For Porkins.

[Friedtoenails]

It's a Trap!!

[kufygfykt]

0:08 Eject? What, into the cold vacuum of space?

[Zebonka]

I might assume that, just as pilots don't get ejected out of F-16's without their seat and parachute, an X-Wing pilot probably doesn't eject out of his ship without an enclosure to keep him alive. *shrug*

[woof405a]

@kufygfykt He says "Jek" not Eject, as in Jek Porkins.

[TheJammyboy1]

to bad the actor has died :(

[HarHarYourFace]

We shall not forget you, Porkins.

[AyannaDonaldud147]

also Im daddys little girl

[Dvigil39]

Thanks i needed that laugh!

[onexero1]

for god sakes just put the cup down and pull up!

[vulgixtrax]

Eject...Into space?

[GamingLogics]

omfg XD!

[dnbpimaz]

PORKY PORKS

[bobzeda]

OMG! Why did Lucas ever have Porkins in this scene? There are NO fat pilots! In the military, Porkins would be assigned to cafeteria duty (and have to wear a hair net ;)

[Mrvort]

Is this one of Lucas' new Blu-ray edits?

[tyro244]

Well, at least he wasn't texting.

[daviddrakehunter]

Normally I loathe fat jokes, because they're too cheap and easy, but this was pretty funny.

[Jetli2013]

Cover me Forskin.

[Jetli2013]

Don't call him "Porkins", He's in his "Bulking phase" of bodybuilding.

[MrHeyzuz]

lol

[tmaz85]

Holy Fuck, that's hilarious.

[TalonMercenary]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOL

[xmmrocksx]

that's funny he spilled the coke

[2208977]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o  Porkins!

[angelina042011]

hihi i'm ur Lady of Night ..and i know what u wanna get of me

[tralpaz2]

@angelina042011 wtf

[tralpaz2]

@angelina042011 wtf

[omnimonaz9]

How can he pull up? he can't even pull him self up! ps he farted and combusted the ship!

[FrumpyShakes]

"I can hold it!" Yes, but you should of used the cupholder!

[JWFernel]

@FrumpyShakes

Should HAVE. HAVE HAVE HAVE. I'm sorry, but that's maddening.

[TheHaloUpdate]

Were would he eject to ? Fucking nowhere that's where

[xxD1ehardxo]

Was Porkins this porky in the prequels?

[sebbird08]

The resulting grease fire caused by his fat and fast food habits destroyed the death star

[frogspasm2000]

53 people drive with their wrists.

[JohnnyC133]

The Empire didn't get him. His cholesterol did.

[Flamestar1989]

LMFAO! I love this

[enticingmuffin]

That's no moon.....it's porkins

[GymMasterAlex]

Ah, damn, he spilled his Coke.

[aulus92]

Porkins noooooooo!!

[c2darizzle]

This is one of the alterations they are adding to the blu ray edition

[silentf0e]

Silly Porkins... :P

[newpageone]

HOW COME I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS

[TheWaystone]

My opinion on this video?

I'm lovin' it.

[COMMANDERZEALOT1]

The only reason he screamed at 0:10 was because he dropped his meal.

[TaylieD91]

"hey porkins, think about the future!"

[iNtErNeTLAMA12]

i knew he should of pulled up

[paintballkid454]

L.M.F.A.O

(not the band)

[UndeadSephiroth]

he didn't hold it

[DjHardJ]

RIP Porkins!!! You still live as lieutenant Eckhart in Batman.

[ScottishStu93]

Gone, but forever in our hearts, taken from us in a blaze of glory.

RIP Porkins <3

[MysterySparkStudios]

I've got a problem here Im outta soda and my burger doesnt have pickles

[mrAnimatorKing1]

This man defenatly came in to sign up to be luke skywalker, but the director said 'No, your name shall be porkins, and you shall be the funniest thing on starwars"

[tadashir100]

holy crap was he drinking coke???

[VLOGSPHERE]

Porkins' last meal, lol

[MaleficDan]

why isn't there a cupholder in the x-wing?

[DarthTwoddle]

@MaleficDan Because only Porkins is dumb enough to drink and drive ;D

[blueberryginger98]

unlike porkins i can hold it

[AnnihilatorCZ]

Pork-ins. The bst name for a fat guy... Ever.

[TheJasonm10]

his problem was the drive-through lady forgot the ketchup

[tiptap5]

rip porkins

[sebbird08]

I got a problem here, my coke is flat and my burgers undercooked.

[johnorey]

hahahahah when he says "i got a problem here" he looks back and forth at his drink and burger. the problem was he didn't know which one to put down so he could pull up

[SKUSMC]

Michael Moore?

[pyramidheadkitten9]

How did George Lucas predict how he would look in the future?

[AuteuilNeverDie]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! Hilarous !

[RetroVGamer]

He has it on Auto-Pilot. He's on his lunch break.

[Nonsensei436]

He tells porkins to eject. INTO SPACE? GOOD PLAN!

[pacman5698]

Driving an X-Wing + Eating a snack while in it = Instant Bad Ass

[charlesc300]

dude that name is not just an accident man no it can't be hahahahaha

[danielJamesFernandez]

Coca-Cola in Star Wars??

[cripplehawk]

@danielJamesFernandez product placement I guess

[lilcarnage]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[greengreens9]

OMFG! This made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair! ROFL!

[kd84afc]

lmao that was excellent! and you could see the actor really drove his car like that after coming out of McDonald's .

[felphero]

can't believe the guy's name actually is PORKINS, only george lucas to come up with such silly stuff (aka ewoks aka jar jar binks aka howard the duck)

[Freddie1980]

Some of you might be interested to know that the actor who played Porkins also played the bent detective who was being payed of by the Joker in Tims Burton's Batman (1990).

[goldAUsilverAG]

Well, you are what you eat, and that pig just got turned into bacon. Yum.

[6fanboy]

back in the good old days where you could call a fat guy porkins and no 1 cared

[ThaddeusRobe]

I did not know that burgers were flammable.

[felphero]

instant favorite!

[jabster0]

He died how he lived, morbidly obese

[gentleEvan]

He was shot down by gunner Jenny Craig. XD

[Leonx5x]

This was the best joke in all the star wars movies

[Thornageable]

He lived as he died, eating all that he can eat.

[darklight0x]

Porkins!!!!! Noooooooo

[Leonx5x]

Wtf who the hells flying the ship

[Zebonka]

He's driving with his wrists.

[bigtruckseriesreview]

@Zebonka

He's using the Force.

[Bluethecrazy8]

@Zebonka hes driving? LOL!

[legendarywerewolf206]

@Leonx5x its on ado pilot.

[Warmaker01]

@Leonx5x That's precisely the problem...

[kevin4750]

did he really tell him to eject? wtf?

[daftwickii5555]

@kevin4750 That's been bothering me for so long!! Funny as hell though hahah

[GreenLantern501]

@kevin4750 No he says "Jek!" that's why Bigg's was like "Pull up!" after. I'd be concerned if Porkins ejected lol. I'm surprised him crashing didn't cause the death star to blow up.

[GreenLantern501]

@kevin4750 My mistake he does say eject. Maybe he thought Porkins could do a hijack manuever like in Halo?

[xXXrayzerXXx]

porkins: i have a problem here, I have to poo.

random guy: EJECT.

porkins: i can hold it.

random guy: PULL OUT.

porkins: no i am alright.

starts to fart

porkins: AAAAAAAHHHHHWHWWWW

[mackroh]

This would never happen if he'd drinkin' cola light instead!! ='(

[godstomper]

He couldn't hold it.

[VinForTheWin1]

sweet jesus , what a fart!

[spitfire766]

I'm so glad they finally got that McDonalds open in the deathstar's food court, but the wait behind porkins took forever!

[6fanboy]

Porkins didn't crash into the the Death Star

his gravitation pulled it up to him

[DeathMetalRatte]

"PULL UP!"-"no, i would spill my cola"

[mbenzsl2000]

lol, pure genius

nice clip

[MPieter88]

Ah the good old days back when they weren't afraid to call the fat guy Porkins

[SutiMester33]

I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

Pork-ins

[AzariahKyras]

Porkins was teleported from America to Yavin IV

[GameBuilder15]

rofl

[Treblaine]

"eject!"

What? Into space without a helmet on are you fucking retarded?

[Kroche929]

It's so funny how they made his name Porkins! ROFL

[shoryuken202]

The excess fat made for a most triumphant explosion.

[jomidal]

porkins: Is there any McDonald's?

[starwarsfan767]

How is he piloting? O_O

[ImprovmanZero]

@starwarsfan767 Why do you think he got shot down so easily?

[starwarsfan767]

@ImprovmanZero Big ass big target.

[SiLvErWaRe0000]

I'm at work and I almost gave myself an aneurysm trying not to laugh.

[dabomdiggity0]

bayyyBAAA!!!

[Xemarar]

The problem was that he couldn't' hold his Coke still so he spilled all over hi controls and blew up his X-wing.

[MrMasterskywalker]

He couldn't hold his fart in, resulting in the explosion of his ship.

[pardyhardly]

I think he thought the ship stabilizer was a taco and that's why he crashed.

[commando1555]

WHY THE FUCK DOES PORKINS HAVE FOOD IN THE XWINGS?!?! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!

[AceThe1AndOnlyAce]

1.He looked at the food when he said i have a problem...LOL!!!!

2.I can hold it{no , no you can't hold the food...to heavy , If you had the force , you have a 50 50 chance.......WAIT....no you can't be able to hold it...}LOL

[Freddie1980]

That's so funny I'm crying!

[urantiruslan]

Porkins is going to have a big fan base soon like ackbar

[urantiruslan]

soo funny

[dontcallmewave]

Ah, Porkins, arguably the most famous character of star wars.

[StylixDS]

Back when this movie was actually new I was convinced his name was "Hodgekins". I couldnt fathom them actually naming a fat guy "Porkins" and I thought my ears deceived me. Me and a friend both thought the same thing, and we decided to go see it again just for closure.

Funny bit of trivia too. Apparently Hookins was too large to fit in the pilot outfit and it had to be cut down the back.

[mcgriddlewilson2]

I heard they're growing a Jek Porkins clone army on Kamino

[TeslaCoil20kV]

@mcgriddlewilson2 I heard this too!! its truth!!! you can easily have "too many off them" and destroy anything!! a death star or a planet!! they can eat anything!! and destroy any ship!! and the force is not trick of them , only gravity!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVESS AHHhhhhhhhhh ..........

[vbotond9]

EVERYONE LOVES PORKINS

[omgwtfbbq6666]

Rest in peace William Hootkins (AKA Porkins)

[urantiruslan]

funny

[Surebro0]

why do people like Prokins smile when they burst into flame???

[ScubaDiver4285]

He doesn't say 'eject'. He says 'Jek, pull up' But too late!

[sharktrinity]

I can hold it!

ha ha ha ha!

[jatroup12]

Is Jek Porkins the characters actual name?

[jayce79]

I always knew porkins was easily distracted.

[chickenwithak47]

Did he just say to eject? In space?

Wat.

[Largemanofmordor]

@chickenwithak47 All X-wing starfighters are equiped with small mag-con units below the seat in the event that the pilot should need to eject. Mag-con creates a force-field that can efficiently hold atmosphere for a short time. And they're also equipped with a beacon that will allow emergency rescue craft to find ejected pilots.

[jatroup12]

@Largemanofmordor honestly, I'm not sure I would publicly admit to knowing that information.

[Largemanofmordor]

@jatroup12 Haha! I am nerd Hear me ROAR!  And yes, Cannonically Jek Porkins is his name!

[JamesP5871]

@Largemanofmordor mmm yes.... how... convenient. and I have a magical unicorn that poops rainbow flavored marsh mellows...

[Largemanofmordor]

@JamesP5871 Convenience has nothing to do with it....no military would ever employ a fighter that had no countermeasures for the possibility of ejection.

[Zebonka]

*shrug* in WW1, it was a different story!

[Largemanofmordor]

@Zebonka Let me rephrase that, no military or movement as limited as The Rebel Alliance would use fighter-craft that wouldn't allow for the recovery of pilots.

[Ophiucus0907]

@Largemanofmordor it's called pussy. Get some.