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  • way before his time

  • Pancreatic cancer

  • the founding fathers smoked and grew hemp for use in EVERYTHING from sails and clothes to lamp oil and cooking. america was founded on pot, how else can you explain it as an entity?!

  • lol mandatory weed, the violence would go down so much!

  • Why does anyone have any right to dictate what a person does to their own body? If someone wants to royally fuck themselves up on drugs, then it's their choice -- and as long as they don't hurt anybody else in the process, there is no reason why it should be demonized

  • If any of you watching this have nothing better to say, other than "Pot is not better than alcohol" or other retarded comments like that, then just be quiet. You've surely missed the point. Good luck with the toxins and I'll stock up on my cancer-fighting endocannabinols. Ty.

  • ANY drug abuse is bad. Pot also. Okay, it's not bad for your health, but there are many potheads that have no goal in life other than to get high. It doesn't enlighten them, because their head is empty anyway, it has no positive effect on them. Alcohol is the same - it's good when you're not abusing it.

  • @Nogarkhaz Well that's a statement about a specific kind of person, not about a "drug". I have many friends who abuse it every night and go to work every day and if you know people who aren't getting positive effects from cannabis, then slap them for me, cos they've missed the point of using it. ty.

  • pot is not a better drug than alcohol

  • @assholeroundeye care to elaborate on your statement?

  • @assholeroundeye Yeah, pot is not a better drug than alcohol, even though it kills zero people whereas alcohol kills over 85,000 people per year. I hope you're just trolling because otherwise you are dangerously retarded.

  • @TurquoiseCowboy in that sense it isnt but going by the effects of it i would rather be drunk than stoned any day of the week

  • @assholeroundeye Well if it's your personal preference that's a completely different thing. Then it's just a matter of opinion. But in terms of safety, weed trumps alcohol. Plus weed is more of a spiritual enhancer, whereas alcohol just intoxicates. But hey, if you prefer to be drunk knock yourself out.

  • I love this guy!

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  • "Sorry I was taking life seriously"

    Best line ever

  • Forever my hero but looking at it purely from a stand up perspective what fucking timing Bill had, the rhythm of his voice in certain parts puts many of today's rappers to shame. What a man, he'd be leading the fight for increased conscious right now, in fact if its wasn't for cancer we may have been through the other side of that war now coz of Bill. LOVE HIM.

  • if you ever go to amsterdam on the weekend, say a saturday night downtown in the red light district....you will see no fights everyone is high and getting along. much different than any typical north american city

  • hey buddy!!

    ....hey what?

    .....hey..hey!

    lol 

  • LEGEND!!!

  • "didn't lose, mmmmmm, ONE fuckin job"

  • What's the name of the VHS or DVD? Thanks!

  • @rodrigojoseunb Bill Hicks - One Night Stand

  • Bill Hicks and George Carlin..... 2 of the greatest thinkers of the modern era... FACT

  • 16 people are into Dane Cook

  • And then we get all the people hating on something they don't fully understand because of what they hear of what "it does"

  • Has anyone ever noticed how artist promote marijuana, but in a bad way... like the cloud it up with money, bitches, power, and all that other stuff and it makes it seem like they're doing crack or something. Must be some extremley strong shit

  • @chill3n456 Yeah, the "urban" crowd. Their about as artistic as a shit in the sidewalk lol. They're also as far away from cool as a person can get...but they keep trying! They should stop attempting to make money-I mean music,, and be made to listen to BDP The Blueprint & Edutainment on repeat, while strapped down, Clockwork Orange style ;)

  • @johnjnukemsheridan *they're* about as...lol

  • whoever the 16 ppl who disliked this can goto hell with Michael Bolton and Billy Ray Cyrus

  • I agree with Bill 100 percent Yes for Marijuana no for booze, booze is 1000 times worse.

  • @orgasmicide2 Don't forget about war, hate and racism i bet you if the whole world smoked pot their wouldn't be any wars or hate or racism Or maybe their would be less wars less hatred and racism! We would begin to judge our faith is racism, hate and war really necessary?

  • genius

  • I have had good and bad relationships, but Im not giving up pussy!!!! THAT IS CLAAAAAAASIC!

  • Best part: 4:55

  • Bill Hicks is above "God"

  • I look the the right, and there's a video of "Bill Hicks on drugs and..." for everything.

  • Why has the government done a 180 turn with cigarettes. They put the little warnings on the packs, ban you from smoking where you please and raise taxes on them more so than any other thing. Why cut a HUGE source of tax revenue for them to spend on themselves? Maybe, just maybe, the nicotine in the tobacco has some sort of beneficial property that protects the smoker from, let's say, chemtrail poisining! If they intend on killing us off, let us keep smoking. Unless it will save us instead. ????

  • The like/dislike bar looks like a burning joint.

  • I think pot should be legalized in the UK but tightly controlled & taxed as heavily as alcohol (maybe more) & the penalties for driving under the influence should be the same as alcohol. That way there'd be some way for the NHS to provide help for people with marijuana addiction & it might become less of a black market economy.

  • Thumbs up if you saw this first in Human Traffic!!!

  • @TubaDudeNick yup :)

  • @TubaDudeNick that movie made me love this guy

  • @TubaDudeNick Fucking mental film, watched Bill Hicks live in London on T.V, watched Human traffic the next day by pure coincidence and thought "This is fucking fate!"

  • that soothes my conscience!

  • Don't agree, but it's funny as hell :D

  • @SalamiKing7 How can you not agree?!

  • While there are definitely drugs that are less harmful and less socially dangerous than alcohol, alcohol is still the best of the lot.

    I agree that many of them should be legalised and many are fun. I've tried enough of them. But fuck me, nothing is as fun as getting drunk.

    Marijuana has nothing on alcohol. Nothing.

  • @DrunkNinja19 funny. i feel the exact opposite. but i CANT drink without vomiting uncontrollably. i get turned off by that. i've been told that i smoke more pot than god, and i've also been told i have a better memory than most people. then again, most people i know drink...

  • @GordosMama1111 Each to their own I suppose, and if you throw up every time you drink you have a damn good reason not to do it. Fair enough if you have a natural aversion to it.

    To be fair I'm not so good at smoking pot, I don't throw up uncontrollably but I struggle alot more than my friends do. I think they used to take some seriously strong stuff, because whenever we'd smoke it in the en-suite of our uni rooms, I'd feel like I was about to pass out after a few minutes. My friend even did...

  • @DrunkNinja19 like ya said, to each their own. "drugs" or even food effects us all differently. i'm a pretty firm believer in that if you KNEW you could get into trouble for smoking, it had an impact on your experience. if you were allowed free reign over your mind and not scared shitless you might have a better time. where i am its "legal" for medical use and that makes a HUGE difference even for someone like me. hm wonder WHY people are paranoid haha. its my/your body..u dig me? ;-)

  • @GordosMama1111 I agree with you :) Although I do feel safe taking it, I think I just prefer the effects of alcohol!

  • @DrunkNinja19 just a lil food for thought..how easy is it to die from drinking? either too much at one time, not being in control, or just over time? you cant say any of that for pot. its IMPOSSIBLE to OD. the worst thing is you might get sick to ur stomach and or fall asleep. you CANNOT ingest enough marijuana to kill you. never once has it been done. cant even say the same for plain old water. our bodies actually have receptors MADE just for THC. we're supposed to be symbiotic w the plant

  • @GordosMama1111 Those are good reasons for marijuana to be legal, but aren't good reasons against alcohol.

    Yes, I can die from drinking too much, being out of control and develop liver disease. But mate, it is so. Fucking. WORTH IT. Alcohol just creates the best environments and allows for/generates such an incredible amount of fun that it makes all the health risks and societal ills entirely worth it. The amount of fun that can be had with alcohol justifies its use.

  • @GordosMama1111 Personally, I would quite happily keep on drinking alcohol even if the risk literally doubled. What is life without a little risk? If I were to base decisions depending on their risk I'd have to give up parkour, kitesurfing, rock climbing and my job in an aquarium (which involves me swimming with sharks and handling some pretty dangerous creatures). Life without some risk would be intensely dull, and I don't intend to shy away from things I enjoy simply because they're risky.

  • @GordosMama1111 (sorry to overload you with comments :/) But yeah, even though weed is far safer in terms of health risks and societal problems it causes, I still don't enjoy it anywhere near enough for it to replace alcohol for me. Some of the best times of my life have been when drunk, and I personally can't say the same for being high.

    I have literally nothing against weed whatsoever, but I just enjoy alcohol far too much to trade in my beer for spliffs!

  • @DrunkNinja19 oh i dont think anything should be off limits. my body my choice same as you :-) i just find it hypocritical (not you, the PTB) that one is ok and the other isnt, when its clear which is "worse". and hey..more spliffs for me, more beer for you, right? :-) i smoke cigs and thats way worse than booze. like keller wiliams said "grind your teeth, dye your hair..pierce your ass..i dont care!" haha

  • @GordosMama1111 I definitely agree with you on that, saying alcohol is ok and marijuana isn't just isn't right. One argument I keep hearing is that the effects of two popular drugs in society would add up, but I'm not sold that it'd have such a terrible effect.

    I remember in the UK when the government were pressured into lowering the classification of weed, they legalised it in trial areas to test it... the results were positive and what did they do? Criminalised it even more. Fuckers.

  • Bill Hicks was superb and his material timeless :0).

  • Wow , I had not seen this footage yet !

    Thhaaaanks Maaan ......

  • shrooms, acid, marijuana mmmmm my favorite

  • Your wrong shut the fuck up..... Kaaa ....... Kaaaa

  • the like/dislike bar looks just like a brand new lit joint? =D

  • Human Traffic :)

  • ITS FUNNY CAUSE ITS TRUE

    

  • Shit man,even some chemical drugs are not that dangerous Nitrous oxide for one cant kill you lol and it gives off what I describe has Lightly tripping.

  • -Hey, buddy.

    -"Hey", what?

    -Hey.

    -Hey.

    LMFAO so excelent

  • @edpjunior too excellent

  • Pussyholics unite!

  • Jesus fucking christ. The people who disliked this video should shoot themselves in the face. And you mister facts are........almost anything in our fucking modern society we eat is no longer good for us. Drugs are probably safer to eat than the majority of the food we do fuckin consume. I guess I am naive but look for Satan.....he owns a few mcdonalds franchises in my hood!!!

  • Agree with his principals and he's a great comedian but facts are, drugs of any kind including the legal ones aren't good for you. I have had plenty of great times partying hard on all sorts but, at the end of the day to much of that shit just fucks you up in the head. Anyone who seriously believes that drugs don't do you harm is naive or in denial. Just because alcohol is legal doesn't mean it's okay to drink shit loads of it and the same will go for any thing else they care to legalise.

  • @jCurve69 good comment, there are better, safer drugs than alcohol or nicotine, but drugs of any kind are unnecessary. Sure you can have lots of fun while on them, but there's also a lot of shit involved. All the problems in the world are reflected into people. If the nature is sick, so are we and when we are sick, we seek for relief, when we work 5 days a week we want to just forget it all and get happy for at least for a while.

    Change the society and the world!

  • @jCurve69 its not the drugs that are bad for you, its the abuse of drugs! LSD has been used to help people with schizophrenia. the effects of "mind altering substances" are mostly temporary. like cannabis, it doesnt cause mental illness but if you have a mental illness it probably doesnt help!

    some illegal drugs are better for you than prescription drugs. ive done LSD and mushrooms and they had a predominantly positive effect on me. i see the world in a much more positive light than i used to

  • @jCurve69 it comes down to personal experience. its like going to see a movie, some people could like it and some people could hate it but theres no right or wrong. thats what drugs are, experiences! some people are allergic to paracetomal and react severley to it but they dont go around telling other people "dont take paracetomal, its bad for you". some drugs just dont agree with some peoples minds, some people can handle the shift in conciousness. it depends on how willing you are to let go!

  • 100% correct

  • I can't believe the debate between pot and alcohol is still going and STILL everyone favours alcohol.

  • I love how this was uploaded on my birthday.

    Go weed! :D

  • its so true

  • 10 people are giving up pussy

  • IGNORANCE!!!!! What about the wars that we are experiencing around the world because of the business of drugs!!! Yes, people like you, ignorants, are the best consumers but pity YOU!!!!

  • @vivalavidadancing LMAO at you .. wars that are experienced around the world because of the business of drugs are far worse then the wars experienced by the business of oil, land or money .. drugs and violence exist because they are illegal and people don't want to go to jail .. they are illegal cuz drugs grow very easily .. and HOW is the government going to make money on something that you can grow in the backyard for free .. drugs aren't bad .. the government is bad, wrong & evil ..

  • @vivalavidadancing Exactly, you answered the problem in your own question.

    Legalize it and let everyone sort it out for themselves, than a lot of wars could stop and we could concentrate on more important matters like I don't know, it's a stretch, but what about feeding people.

  • HEY BUDDY!....Hey what?.....hey, hey!

  • If you smoke weed everyday and go to sleep and eat. Those are lazy habits.

    If you smoke weed everyday and go to the gym and do your homework, then your ok. (Y)

  • rest in peace Bill,

    till Ragnarok come!

  • @JMopar11 if you would be so kind as to shut your filthy whorish mouth and please comment on a different video, we would greatly appreciate it.

    Scincerely,

    The Non-assholes

  • @shploomp Good one, that'll show 'em. :)

  • @JMopar11

    mopar sucks you fucking douche.

  • @JMopar11 can i recommend some jugglers you might like?

  • @JMopar11 bad hang over?

    you need pot.

  • @JMopar11 you call him stupid and you can't even spell fucking

  • This man is a fucking Genius.

  • theres two different kinda of pot, indica and sativa. One makes you lazy, the other makes you giggly and want to get up and do shit, but both make you want to eat and have a good time.

  • fuckin dreamer man!! hahah

  • But what if the Dominos delivery guys were also high and only driving 4 fuckin miles an hour?

  • @ShortGuy1792 shut up and smoke this!

  • @ShortGuy1792 Then our pizzas will be free, cold pizza is fine with me. C:

  • didn't murder anybody, didn't rob anybody, didn't rape anybody, didn't beat anyboy, didn't lose mmm one fuckin job! laughed my ass off and went about my day... sorry

  • It's not the drugs, it's the people. Research them before you do them you fucking idiots, who are jumping off buildings. Stop fucking up the ride for the rest of us.

  • this is so great!

  • he is great

  • All drugs should be legal no matter how harmful

  • eight people think eggs are brains

  • Get over it, kay? Kay.

    Have to love Bill Hicks, favourite comedian of all time.

  • HE IS RIGHT. I HATE YOU 8 HATERS. THUMS UP IF YOU AGREE.

  • @RnDnproductions u hate people u dont even know? for giving an opinion ? i agree i like bill hicks but u need 2 sort ur life out if u 'hate' youtube users

  • @RnDnproductions bill hicks would never hate, or beg for thumbs up, you sir are a flaming faggot cunt, get off bill hicks videos u faggot, did i mention your a dirty gaggot, go stick your thumb up your ass FAG

  • Drugs from the Earth= GOOD, Drugs made by man to control the population= BAD

  • @HSofRapture1 MDMA is considered man made... Fuck off ...... no one knocks MDMA.

  • @tomkkkkk Never heard of MDMA, tell me about it?

  • @HSofRapture1 Youtube doesn't allow links; go to erowid.org and search MDMA.

  • @HSofRapture1 pardon my reply... It was abit uncalled for just shits me when people coment on pooling all man made drugs to be the whole shadoodle bad. MDMA is the key ingredient in XTC.

  • @tomkkkkk It's cool man, I didn't know what MDMA was and so I thought I would ask you. Thanks man. Peace.

  • @HSofRapture1 hah all good dude sorry for swearing ay i didnt mean no offence just pisses me off people who knock man made when really MDMA has helped so many people Search it and see the truth dude. I have experienced MDMA myself many times and i wouldnt trade it for anything it has given me alot of personal insight and alot of love for life and acceptance of loss of personal

  • @tomkkkkk It's cool man. Well if it's in XTC, then I guess that's good then. So I guess it's kind of like MSG in Asian food which I enjoy.

  • @HSofRapture1 WORD!

  • There were 8 David Leary fans who watched this.

  • cheech and chong smoke weed and they are 70+ man it must be the worst drug ever lolz

  • Holy fuck, I don't think I've ever agreed with anyone more. How could anyone disagree? This guy's brilliant.

  • my favorite comic.

  • this must have been a while ago because he's still sporting a mullet! hehe...

  • I've studied quantum physics while high as a kite. Clears your third eye man.

  • @SuperSteveX What the fuck!? Evolution didn't happen because we smoked weed. Stop trying to justify your habit, nobody cares. And just bacause it's a plant doesn't make it healthy, some plants are lethal if ingested. Oh, and you're a fucking cock.

  • you are NOT the only one, bill.

    fuckin dreamer, man!

  • "i have had 7 balls of light come off a UFO, lead me onto their ship, explain to me TELEPATHICALLY that we are all one and there is no such thing as death."

    fuck.... YEA!

  • i miss the 90's

  • fuckin legend

  • Damn , so funny :0 rofl rofl rofl

  • lol at people who have never done drugs.

  • @calebblock lol at people who have

  • @MrAGlobalThreat I'm assuming you've gotten drunk at least once... so lol at you!

  • @Raakiszh Never tasted alcohol in my life, slick. Nice try?

  • i think i just fell in love...

  • as funny as Bill is to listen to he's 10x better to watch, he does leap, roll and prance around like an idiot (Dane Cook) or scream and act "psychotic" (Leary, I'm looking at you) he's just Bill...giving you what you need even if we don't want to hear it. A true satirist

  • r u a mormon Mr.Jonnykitkat cuz if u r ur a lamer and a buzz kill

  • What a boring cunt he was. I simply cannot understand the adoration for this pot of spaniel cum.

  • @MrJonnykitkat and alcohol is any better?

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  • @MrJonnykitkat well i don't think the drug makes you lazy, i've gotten stoned then played football plenty of times for example. i think people are just generally lazy. but we all need a vice to blame it on, rather than ourselves.

  • i agree with you completely. i do lots of things high, including lifting weights. people are so brainwashed about what it does to you, that when they decide to try weed, they've already made the decision that they're going to be dumb and lazy on it... so that becomes their reality of being high.

    that said, "indicas" create more of a body high, "sativas" a head high. if most street weed makes you tired, move to a state with med. marijuana and stick with sativas.

  • @zabman23

    Yeah lol when I am some how more accurate at basketball

  • @zabman23 i do get pretty fucking lazy when im stoned tho dude but maybe thats just me

  • @libertycaps666 not just you :P but people don't have to be stoned to be lazy...

  • @zabman23 Hell, last time I smoked with my friends we had 6 different snowball fights break out over the course of the night. Nothing funnier than 6 high people throwing snowballs at each other.

  • @MrJonnykitkat are you aware that crime concerning illicit drugs didn't exist until drugs were made illegal? Remeber alc prohibition? Al Capone took over. I'm for controlled legalization, why buy from a guy on the corner when you could buy it safely in a store, maybe not you, but somebody will buy it, it's better if it's controlled, & hay, tax dollars, why not. I don't advocate drug use, but I advocate it being legalized to eliminate the crime & black market associated with it.

  • @MrJonnykitkat are you aware that crime concerning illicit drugs didn't exist until drugs were made illegal? Remeber alc prohibition? Al Capone took over. I'm for controlled legalization, why buy from a guy on the corner when you could buy it safely in a store, maybe not you, but somebody will buy it, it's better if it's controlled, & hay, tax dollars, why not. I don't advocate drug use, but I advocate it being legalized to eliminate the crime & black market associated with it.

  • @TMundo : What I find most bothersome is that psychedelics and empathogens are illegal even though they help people relativise the nature of live, empathise with other people and rediscover their inner child, whereas a mindnumbing substance like alcohol is kept legal even though it is responsible for a lot of domestic violence, car accidents and other misery. Can it really be nothing but political pressure, corporate power and prejudice that is the cause of such injustice?!?

  • @MrJonnykitkat I think they should ban people who want to ban things

  • @MrJonnykitkat

    Yeah ban alcohol, like that did not spawn the most dangerous generation of organized crime that ravaged the usa he he not like it violates our constitutional right to have the right over their body... he he .... not like it violates our basic freedoms of CHOICE.... he he ..... yeah. If pot makes you lazy how can you explain Michael Phelps doing it when I bet he is more active than your ass, lazy, you think John Lennon was a lazy man? Or Carl Sagan? Bill Hicks? ok, just checkin

  • @RyanR3volution Carl Sagan had a PhD in physics, so he should be allowed to smoke it. Actually, that's a good idea; just allow people who have a science PhD to use the drug. There just needs to be a way of stopping useless spaztard stoners who leave youtube comments from getting their hands on it.

  • @MrJonnykitkat

    So...nature put that plant on this Earth only for people for PHDs? ok, well your exactly whats wrong with this country, name me where in the Constitution it says that only successful people should be allowed to smoke it? Stoners are already using it and its illegal, so its useless to try to stop people from doing something that hurts no one. There is no "way" to stop people from doing what they want in this instance. Your a fool and your impeding evolution.

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  • @MrJonnykitkat

    Yeah, remove your comment and remove your fake being from this world to. Your a fake who should go watch The Price is Right or some other braindead activity. Again your exactly whats wrong with this country, a pawn, a tool who does what mommy and daddy and the news say to do. Either kill yourself or wake up. It makes no difference if I do or do not smoke weed, your a mental peon. I am about freedom and thought, you conformity and control. Wake up or shut up.

  • @RyanR3volution I removed my comment so cunts like you would stop engaging me, but it doesn't seem to have worked. Anyway...."Again your exactly whats wrong with this country...." You fucking wanker, that's a bit rich coming from someone who contributes nothing and spends his time smoking weed and spreading bullshit conspiracy theories on youtube. If we were all like that, the world would grind to a fucking halt. Get fucked.

  • @MrJonnykitkat

    Again, your a stereotypical idiot who does not care about his rights. I don't "smoke weed all day" and even if I do, its none of your goddamn business. How do you know I don't contribute anything and that sounds awfully statish if you ask me, contribute what? You want me to go join a Hitler youth brigade you statist fool. Conspiracy theories? Your a mongoloid , you live in the UK with no teeth and no balls, its people like you who sit back and let tyrants take their rights away.

  • @MrJonnykitkat

    Again there is nothing wrong with weed and your a moralizing piece of garbage. Get the fuck out of here and let people live their lives. Your the kind of people who hate something so much you will violate someones right to have something, like gay bashers. People like you control the world and look in the mess we are in, dumb insecure puppets who are cowards.

  • @RyanR3volution You won't win anyone over to your point of view with hostile and nonsensical ranting. Despite all your accusations you know absolutely nothing about me, so please don't pretend you do. Now fuck off.

  • @MrJonnykitkat

    Your not going to be winned over, someone that wants to criminalize alcohol, you have no idea of what sociological consequences that will and did inspire. I do know you and what you represent, flawed ideology and we will leave it up to others who is right on this and who is wrong. Unlike you, my ego has been dead for over a year now, yours is like a baloon and it was a hell of a time popping it, to its remains. Go burrow yourself in a hole. Weed will be legalized, you lose.

  • @RyanR3volution Hey man, no need to be like that. Smoke a spliff and calm down.

  • @MrJonnykitkat

    I am calm, weed is going to be legalized one day, so either let freedom ring or step aside.

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  • @MrJonnykitkat

    Yeahhhhh, ban everything in a free society.

  • @MrJonnykitkat Yea, what to do in our lives then ? :D

  • @zabman23 Just to reiterate: I hadn't even mention alcohol there. I don't know why this comment has five thumbs up when that was such a straw man argument.

  • @MrJonnykitkat if u havent tried pot then shut the fuck up