Bret McKenzie (ELF)

[Polovene]

Bret: "Lady Arwen, we cannot delay.."

Lady Arwen goes

Bret: "A kiss is not a contract but it's very nice.. it's very very nice"

[Moltentank]

what the fuck that looks nothing like him

[CasperUK31]

"My lady, you're a tasty piece of pastry."

[uvitek1]

It is a bit hard to recognize him without his 1983 Casio DG-20 electric guitar =)

[Emocliae]

I told you I was freak-aay

[rockerhead247]

You're the most beautiful girl I have ever seen...riding a horse.

[ChristopherClarkArt]

wow i had no idea that was bret, that's pretty funny actually. he's so versatile. zany new zealander indie music comedy act, and gentle charming elf.

[Electrikick]

Wow... I've watched LOTR and FOTC many times but... With straight hairs and no beard I never recognized him!

[realpolitik77]

@chaosblades89 ....not that I did it

[sadisticmind87]

A moment ago i found out that he did the music for the new Muppet movie and now i realize he was in this?! *mind blown*

[KlainebowSuspenders]

Ah, good ol' Figwit.

[shortymcshrimp28]

Well there's only a few people in New Zealand. What did you expect?

[PhouFoo]

i just found out Bret's in LotR.

FotC rule!

[JasmineW91]

Bret, never shave your beard off ever again. EVER AGAIN.

[jamstamanify]

hes going to be in the hobbit as well apparently!

[ReaderFlutist96]

@jamstamanify

Yeah, he is!

[Faramirel]

@jamstamanify yeah, but not as Figwit. He's going to be Lindir! Apparently they're re-using elfs! :)

[thenewerlogin]

That is one f**ked up aspect ratio.

[PufferBluntman]

And suddenly, he wasn't racist anymore.

[Ragnarockalypse]

Where the hell is Jemaine!

[explodingplant2]

@Ragnarockalypse An elf with sideburns

[nicolexamstutz]

I thought Figwit was just in a scene where he's sitting quietly at the council...?

[becksays]

@nicolexamstutz Ya he was, but then for the next movie they asked for him back and gave him a speaking part... lol apparently the director heard about the Figwit phenomenon or something.

[draco1204]

My Lady! Dont you want a taste of my sugar lumps!

[Shaftsus]

been watching LOTR trilogy over past few days and saw this bit in return of the king made me lol

[1alliROCKS1]

FIGWIT!!

[flipflop1871]

muther Ucker'

[davidfgranger]

He can't delay! The beats are fat and the birds are on his back and he's horny!

[CrookedNineFive]

If every archer in the world put down his weapon and picked up a woman...what a peaceful world Middle Earth would beeeeeee.

[watcheem]

HAHAHA!! IT'S BRET! :D

[UnlimitedWWE24]

One Word: Legendary

[Darkside780]

And so, our heroes went on with their journey, to the gates of Mordor...they fought through many hardships...and when they got to their destination...only one thing made it's sound heard their they're minds....IT'S BUSINESS, IT'S BUSINESS TIME!

[MsOhayoOhio]

@Darkside780 he's got his business socks on...ooooh yeaaaa

[DanUpLives]

Yes!

[LoganBridges]

So fucking cool LOTR <3

[slightlystrangegirl]

@sixpointneuf flight of the conchords

[OSWReview]

holy shit that was Brett?? That's amazing!! We need Jemaine in The Hobbit!

[johndtha]

He's much more handsome in fotc

[sixpointneuf]

@johndtha what's fotc?

[Rushgoon1]

noooo wai

[MrDong99]

they should have had jamaine playing a lute in the background complaining that brett has left the band again to be an elf

[ScopedLegacy]

/watch?v=IqSwPlFkb8I

For those parody fans x)

[hoshiamehanauta]

he looks so weird without all the gruff!

[Ihatenoobs123456]

lol wth

[homeisfortheheartles]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ah, oh wow

[lotzapoppa89]

omg how could they not cast him as a hobbit! they wouldnt even hafta use makeup and effects, he could just show up in one of his animals shirts and id believe it

[llclll]

man, now i cant watch lotr without giggling!

[fashioncutie348]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! All I can think of is "WHOSE THE BOOM KING"

[fdr100100]

ok band meeting

[CoRnRoWz788]

It's business time!

[asylumteddybear]

ROFLMAO.

[fallball13]

hahaha holy crap

[MrBobogoa]

ITS BRETT!!!!!!!

[rmaxtpmx]

haha had no idea he was in this movie, til i just watched an interview. of course, i fell asleep during all three lotr's so whatever. haha

[Snowboard44]

yo frodo why you wearin the ring. all powerful jewelry. is that your new thing?

[boudah]

bin voyon donc haha

[ak2304]

The humans are dead!!

[STAcity101]

i didn't even recognise him until now!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOAAAAA

[ChadderzTube]

Frodo, Dont wear the ring! NOW I GET WHY THEY WROTE THAT SONG! lol

[KarsanNogothrim]

My Lady! It's business time!

[Shipgate]

Wear the eyepatch, Bret. Wear the funky, funky eyepatch!

[Vote1Jimmy]

Bahahah

[ohsnap8186]

he got that role cause his dad is in the film

[LaSmuffyDeWulf]

@ohsnap8186 Who does his dad play?

[Linus240]

@LaSmuffyDeWulf Elendil I think

[ohsnap8186]

@LaSmuffyDeWulf

Elendil the knig who cuts off the ring from sauron hand

[Ninimini999]

@ohsnap8186

No Elendil doesn't do that. Elendil's son, Isildur, does that.

[ohsnap8186]

@Ninimini999 my bad

[madrandombutterfly2]

New appreciation of that line

[elvesofmiddleearth]

man he should be in it more then that

lot more

[AmpegADA6]

That's very ironic, considering the Lord of The Rings parody they did.

[Feanorielle]

It gets better. He's now casted in the Hobbit, the prequel to LotR. He's playing an elf named Lindir. Which just happens to mean "Singer". Also some of the Elves are going to sing in the films, but we don't yet know if Bret is going to sing too. I sure hope so... I'd be awesome. :D

[Sopbyyy]

:O

i never knew that was him.

[spongeybob567]

his going to the party then he wants to meet a hottie

[CheifPaco]

Haha! Every time I would get to this part in the movie I would always be like " Heh, that dude sorta looks like Bret McKenzie." I didn't know it was actually him! This is really funny!

[iancorporated]

I just discovered this!! Go Bret!

[frankii77]

HAHAHAHAHA I HAD NO IDEA.

[plopplesaidan12]

@frankii77 Me neither someone just told me!

[Riffleruk]

There are so few people in NZ, they all appear in the films at some point. Jemaine must be in there too, just hasn't been spotted yet.

[chaosblades89]

It's not gay if I wanted to have sex with him when he was wearing an elf-wig, because I'm pretending he's an Elf-woman

[iday3030]

I had no freakin idea he was in this! Epic!!!

[nantes222]

you're the dickhead arwen!

[wetoija]

Bret is joining The Hobbit! its gonna be awesome.

[countchunkula]

@wetoija A larger role I hope.

[Ienstien965]

FAGwit xD!

[ShirtlessLocke]

Oh Bret, you sexy beast.

[therealplease]

when i first saw this i said to myself "that dude's gay", then after i've discovered the history behind him...."that dude's gay"

[KasHCubeD]

I'm not gay; but I would have sex with Bret.

[foojuice101]

People, I think an Oscar is in order...

[zherui]

they cannot delay because it will be dark soon, and we all know that they'll be ridiculed in the dark.

[CheifPaco]

When I first saw this elf I said to myself, "Huh, that guy sorta looks like Bret McKenzie"

Then just yesterday one of my friends tells me about this little internet joke about this elf and I come to find out it IS Bret. Lol Flight of the Conchords FTW!!!

[BurntSugarCookie]

bret without a beard is just not bret.

argh! this is so weird...

[DangerDarf]

too many dicks on the dancefloor

too many dicks

too many dicks on the danceflooooo

[G0Dsux]

lol yes bret.

[BOBILLBAJO]

the prince of parties

[azziangrl4ever]

He's too ... shaved in this scene :L

[Dewight007]

she saw his sugar lumps

[BolgOfTheNorth]

Figwit Is Gay, Where Is Tom?

[jokoboarder]

Yo Frodo watcha doing with that ring all powerful jewelry is that your new thing? I know its hard when you little more then 3 foot 4 ya little ass so close to the floor, Tryin to lead the fellows to the gates of Mordor, The fellowship, Yeah the Fellowship. I dont rap about Bitches and Hoes I rap about Witches and Trolls, Given the words to the elven King, Frodo, Dont Wear the ring.

[ktkaye]

NO

[Chickidydow]

I bet he's off to have a sleep

[leirgauk]

@Chickidydow lol!!!

[stevothegrand]

haha, that's awesome. Well atleast he got a speaking part!

[92jacko]

ahhahahah to much funny!!! hahahah

[MAMAMACHINE]

aaand he looks like voldemort...

[MAMAMACHINE]

"my lady! you dont have to be a prostitute.. no no no no no"

[megglyweggly08]

oh he's thaaaaaat guy

[soccerstar5930]

Gaaah! I love him. He looks so different when he is beardless.

[thefakeclare]

Brett is looking awfully unbeardy in this video.

[legorocks3]

HE GOT HURT FEELINGS WHEN SHE LEFT!

[dreamer2anime]

OMG that is him 0.0

[RunaroundStar]

OMG!!!!! She just turned her back to him. He's got hurt feelings.

[Waffleboy2c7]

Holy Fuck! He really is in this!

[MegaPRESIDENT2012]

figwit got owned in the movie so he made a crappy song in revenge

[nilesblvd]

21 people think Bret should have had a bigger role

[allysoncrissinger56]

ehm das beste wäre heute oder überhaupt wenn ich jemand netten zum chattn finden würde!

[ieatpillows1]

was this the first one?

[shmicky49]

ladies, Rivendell, ladies

[figaz555]

ROFl I honestly don't think I have ever laughed this hard

[xorasel]

i can see why he's always got this slightly scruffy, unwashed look to him now. clean him up too well and he looks like a girl XD

[RAWRRxdanielle]

@xorasel yeah... the scruffiness suits him well lmao

[markit39]

legend

[AuburnSnow]

LOLFIGWIT.

[TheGoltra]

Bret's beard is bad.  That's just an insult for him. His beard. It's just an insult for him about his beard... being bad.

[MYGODISLOVE1791]

Damn you New Zealand for turning down Flight of the Comchords!!! >[ lol

[misscenawordlife619]

@MYGODISLOVE1791 piss off

[camisadokiller666]

I <3 FIGWIT!

[randomgal132]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE <3

[Eveoman]

I KNEW I recognised him!

[DaraAnneHughes]

She's so hot she's making Figwit sexist.

[jherbert85]

@DaraAnneHughes .....bitch :)

[countchunkula]

FIGWIT FTW

[putyoursillyhatson]

oh gosh this is the height of hilarity!

[TheBeatlesNvrDie5]

AW, MAN! I was JUST watching this the other day and I totally didn't recognize him! XD

[mcoc017]

omg too funny

[Zadeass]

hardly recognize him clean shaven

[Littleoldmeluvsu]

Frodo Is Grea... Who Is That?

[StormCrusader]

HOLY CRAP!

[gavgav123123]

21 people wanted to delay

[jogavi]

who's the motherflippin?

[FranBMan]

NO FRIGGING WAY!!

[DeathBuffalo]

There is too many dicks in the forest.

[The1truesushiboy]

@DeathBuffalo That was too perfect.

[TrainRoundTheBend]

@DeathBuffalo hahahahahaha GREAT comment

[BollywoodSkampy]

OMGWTF! I can't believe this!

[countevil]

After she left I expected him to turn round towards the camera produce a guitar and start up a song. Of course Jemaine would have to appear from somewhere. Murray, Mel and Dave wouldn't be too far way either.

[markit39]

@countevil I can imagine Jermaine on a Horse for some reason lol

[thecreamboyz]

@countevil frodo don't wear the ring i know it very tempting...

[KarmStarkiller]

Figwit lives! lol

[Volcanic9]

@KarmStarkiller ...no.

[smellyfistoffury]

HAHAHAHA!!!

[XxAFIRINSDExX]

YES! I KNEW IT! hahaha

he was hard to recognize without the beard and fro but i knew it was him

[AliciaMD13]

right when i watched this part of LOTR i just thought... "magical bling bling... frodo, don't wear the ring".

[Lamadredetuamigo]

Frodo is great... WHO IS THAT!!!!

[vanessalaurenpeaty]

at 0:07 is that Hugo Weaving? 

[Warmo64018940]

@vanessalaurenpeaty yup. didnt you watch lotr?

[vanessalaurenpeaty]

@Warmo64018940 no haven't watched it but i know bret from flight of the conchords and hugo from priscilla queen of the desert :p

[Warmo64018940]

@vanessalaurenpeaty i insist that you watch all 3 of these masterpieces NOW :)

[Agerasia]

@vanessalaurenpeaty

No it's Figwits brother, Wugo Heaving.

[vanessalaurenpeaty]

HAHA Bret looks soooo funny!!!!!

[jakemuch]

holy hell! just realised now it's him.. of all the times i've watched lotr and fotc and never noticed.. it's cause he dont got curly hair and a bit of a goatee in lotr. I'm dissapointed in myself for not noticing.

[talcorn1984]

what the crap! i didn't know he had a line!! is it really bret mckenzie??

[MyNameIsCarls]

ITS BRET! I love him :D

[BrockerzNZ]

Figwit and Arwen went to the top of the hill and made SANDWICHES!!

[STOPtheHORROR]

OMG LOL.

[3ggh3ad]

frodo dont wear the ring :P, i have to sing this song when i see that

[pasanius5]

0:14 wtf??

[WILLY40REBEL]

@pasanius5 moments before, she was seeing her child with King Aragorn via her father's foresight which was passed down to her... Also the nature in that shot is just riveting.

[Bhitch92]

How did I never catch this before!?!?!

[AlwaysFunnySometimes]

OH MY GOODNESS! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

[fegolas]

I KNEW IT WAS FREAKING HIM! When I saw it about 1-2 months ago I recognised him..

[MrKatashi1]

HOLY SHEEP TITS IT IS BRET..i never realized till now...

[brettathias]

lol wtf i didnt know that was him without his beard

[biggie323]

@brettathias shit same here i was thinkin is this shit edited. but he looks hella funny lol.!

[zaboutata]

Hahahaha this is awesome! 

[colonelboston]

He looks fucking weird without his beard.