Kevin couldn't be at Night of 140 Tweets, so he sent this Video Tweet.

[ViperRob42]

awkward silence looking at the screen lol haha that ending was great, I totally didn't see that coming.. ha... coming

[KinkyClimax]

We did a review on a fleshlight (me and my sister) - I ended up licking it at the end of the video :/

[trialnterror]

Snewtch to the mutherfucking newtch ! Sir

[badreligionbomb]

Kev you look great.... lots of weight lost.... instead of Lunchbox.. now you're just the lil thermos that holds the soup <3

[ihateslideshows]

1:18 lmfao

[Hecket]

You knew the risks!

[TacticalHub]

Haiti is not pronounced Hatey Americans. Its High- ee- tee .... Anyone from haiti here wanna back me up?

[vboost]

SModcast episode 30 kev says "i`d never fuck somthing like that" i nearly pissed myself laughing after first listening to ep 100ish ->to date, then starting back at EP1

[gwd3rd]

Can i be his fleshlight?

[buckinghamalice]

He's such a silly, filthy, adorable,lovable man. =)

[StatBooster]

9 people hate Fleshlights

[regulatorzone]

holy shit he lost a lot of weight

[oliviab313]

kev is the fucking sexiest and the cutest man alive. if i wasnt 23 years younger than him i take schwalbach's ring and have him for myself :)

[GentlemanDVnt]

Wait...where did the finger with lube go again?

[midprod]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAA HES TOO MUCH "I loove chatroulette" LMAO

[Ceelceela]

OMG the ending is wrong on Sooo many levels... Hilarious though.

[bamboosa]

The built-in mic on Macs is actually quite good. His volume input is set a bit too high.

[badass4hockey]

....thumbs up for pocket pussy

[rocker13511]

i'd probably still be psyched to meet Kevin on Chat Roullet XD

[vfortune1]

LMAO Fleshlight

[raxeon]

I'm dying so bad with laughter!

[BroWhatever]

Fuck yeah, Kevin Smith.

[sonicspeed2009]

you should have artie lange on I just read his book/bio too fat to fish and it was a fair read talks about working gambling and fishing in New Jersey.

[frantahouska]

You make millions of dollars. Yet you can't buy decent mic?

[TriphopJunkie]

Fucken Classic..

[V2DHEART]

lol awesome dude

[V3n0mCarna93]

hey buckstud...xD that worn out fleshlight....

[GreenXrays]

hahahaa

[echalone]

Kevin Smith come to Israel ;) and I'm not even near Isreal ;)

[cypryss1]

Kevin Smith is the fucking man. Some of my fondest memories was chilling out with my brother pissing ourselves laugh to his movies. Even at the age of 29 I find myself pissing myself over Jay and Silent Bob, Zack and Miri Make a Porno and I hate Seth Rogen as a actor but, somehow he was awesome in this movie.

Mallrats is my equivalent to how awesome the Breakfast Club was.

Seriously, Kevin without your movies I'd probably would of killed myself as a teenager from boredom.

[TheLBoarders]

that was a little disturbing haha

[Shindai]

Let it not be said that Kevin's not a classy guy XD

[ohwello]

comedy gold. well maybe not gold, but definitely bronze

[Mestisamo]

I am already so damn in love with this bear...couldn't make it anymore of a fantasy for me, could ya Kevey? WOOOOF!!

[thejumpstartme]

djkfklahdgjklhjkawh!~~~~!!@#

[acidspittingdemon]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man, i heard about the fleshlight on smodcast lmao dude smodcast is the shit, keep it up

[spiritbyrd1]

lmfao so serious with the "hey buck stud" look. Oh Gawd that was good.

[princesscake]

Using it cold is like fucking a corpse.

[StupidButCunning]

@princesscake Mmmmm Formaldehyde

[michalchik]

I never thought of that but I suppose you are right. How do you warm those things up anyways? Microwave? Hair Dryer?

[princesscake]

@michalchik You soak them in warm water.

[michalchik]

@princesscake Ah thanks. I guess that makes sense.

[bigwhiteseth]

If only every night could be filled with fleshlight/chatroulette goodness.

Oh wait...it can.

[TheFaustianMan]

Rock and Roll!

[piepartyzena]

HAHA he did not lie about the Fleshlight.

[flamethrowerrd]

Hey Buck Stud! I always wanted to use that as my porn name. Kev is too funny.

[TheMrFraz]

Bwahahahah!

[maxthistone]

LMAO the fleshlight too fuckin funny man

[DrSmaggs]

Fleshlight, for the win!

[puffykilled2pac]

I was like "why is the video not ending" whoo boy lol

[woosnext]

Tight's alright!

But you don't want it to be all sloppy.

Now back to eating the queen. I'm german alright it's our legacy. We don't want it, but it is like it is. The world hates us anyway so why not taking a bite of good ol' Betty...

I love SMod, happy to hear that it stay all free and that Starkus got involved, good for him. Cool thing.

[GirlSlutty7882]

i just love dressing up and having sex!

[Oddsodz]

That's just too funny. Nice one chap

[Mercer2003]

wow lol that's great, gotta love the fleshlight XD

[grenadianmed]

Eat a salad.

[Thealmostguy]

Ahhh the Fleshlight.

[masteryoda394]

he looks a lot like the warlock from die hard 4/

[NinaJam]

Oh the Fleshlight...ha ha!

Thanks for keeping SModcast freeeeeeee!!!!

[Nonniemayrox]

pffft. lmao. go kevin go!

[Hughmcco88]

WISCONSIN #1!!!

[ProjectRedfoot]

AY LAV YOO

hehehe

[Tralman1965]

You haven't made a decent movie since clerks.

[DrStoooopid]

Kev....why did you have to be a Mac. I'm so sad now. I always took you for a PC...

[Maziyar]

I AM THE MASTER OF THE CLIT !

all you little fuckers remember this face

i am the clit commander

[EMDW]

Oh my god, that was so fucking funny.

[jerrylambert]

Kevin you are getting to damn skinny, eat a friggin sammich or something. lol Rock hard core bro!

[TrustKovacss]

yikes..hahaha priceless

[MadCatOmni]

OMGROFLISM!

[KISSArmyMax522]

Kevin Smith kinda sounds like Jack Black

[DeCrypedMonkey]

Oh god that was so fucking wrong yet so funny....

[danthemaniac]

This fat son of a bitch needs to stop swallowing big greaseball burgers.

[Polecat2k]

pure genius

[harleymetallica]

he is so cute!!

[GirlSlutty7882]

Kyle, I've never tried putting something that huge in my *ahemm* pie before

[cedmuir]

"The goggles they do nothing!"

[MildManNerd]

Kev , how did you get a mold of Malcolm's arse? >:P

[nirvanafrik]

I love you, you fucking hardcore genius.

[BatX]

the thrusting.....oh the thrusting LoL

[CameronHaroSaleen]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CANT BREATHE

[Mombasler]

I request the song "Flash Light" by Parliament for the next Smod!!! Looking good Kevin!

[reecewicked]

Now thats! Fucken funny shit man. lol

[brarelabben]

LMFAO!

[antoncrowley615]

I love you dude! In a totally non gay way haha!

[ERICLEEPARKER]

man i want one of those, thanks to the last smodcast i will be buying one

[oneeyedgeek]

LOL I nearly split a gut when he pulled out his fleshlight! Go Kev Go! LOL

[zombiejock]

the only way it would be better is if jen walked in

[1982theheartless]

Good work sir..as always you have made my day a bit happier =)

[kramer0419]

sir, very nice.

[pinkfloydgimp]

perfect haha

[Zanneran]

ahhhaahah

kevin is the man

[darkgodofdeath]

omg....

That was hilarious.

[harpo787]

For those wondering why Kevin's got a Fleshlight, it's because they just recently became a sponsor for Kevin's Smodcasts, which is free for you and I.

[chrillec]

haha

[Sunflower0122Z]

I think this is their first celebrity endorsement...good for them.

[Dreamjuggalette]

So wrong! I can't un see that.

[zombiejock]

that was amazing

lol

[Ex0dus111]

ROFL, epic fleshlight!!

[jimithingjames]

Awesome. Effing. Awesome.

[Wolfrick308]

When he leans forward I heard in my mind "Hit that thing, Lunchbox!" in Jay's voice :D

[DrunkyMcLushLives]

Fleshlights + Chattroulette = massive fun.

[Loosecrewproductions]

Funny, scary and oddly arousing all at once.

[Bysheon]

Very handsome man. Also seems to have a fine, rhytmic thrust.

[ShotgunJDL]

HOLY! CRAP!!! That was funny as hell man. You never fail to crack me up.

[bigfaggykitty]

for the people who dont know why he has a fleshlight, listen to the newest smodcast...

[Kevinblue035]

I am so arouse right now

[cavins16]

haha wasnt expecting the end

[JacksInn]

This guy isn't that fat.

[TokyoNerd]

If you've ever seen any of his Q&A, and seen him standing up, you will see a difference.

[mfgthecrow]

OMG! LOL!

[dukmunky]

Epic, sir

[yoda87960]

Never noticed before, but Kev's quite a handsome man. That's one lucky flashlight.

[bunkertelevision]

Muahahahaha  Nice....

[protoskull]

Was that a generic ass fleshlight or was it modelled on Jen's arsehole?

[ValeneShay]

Oh dear god... lol too funny.

[flamingdingleberry]

I spat my drink out when he started "thrusting".

epic.

[maxxedmix]

oh ffs haha. i'm in tears from laughing so much. kevin you never fail to make me fall off the computer chair

[dodonoghue]

Wtf? Why does he even have that?

[tbarton00]

@dodonoghue

Because it's shaped like a butthole. Oh, and Fleshlight sponsors his podcast now- check out Smodcast 110.

[smalls469]

He's on the road. It's the replacement wife.

[zero2kx]

@dodonoghue listen to this week's SModcast and you will find out.

[TheJeremiahLewis]

To fuck it?

[djcactus]

he was sent a box as fleshlight are now the sponsor of his podcast

[dodonoghue]

@dodonoghue Ok i listened to the show on the bus this morning and it makes more sense. But when I didn't know he was advertising it I thought he was fubar.

[StarskyHomer]

fucky yeah

somebody should mention it, Kevin looks great, seems like he lost a lot of weight

[adamw0lf]

Ahahahahaha. Nice one Kev.

[Jizanky]

LOL!! I love that its the asshole fleshlight!  So fitting for KS!

[FendRhodesticles]

Lol its they're new sponsors (probably mispelled)

[foch41]

make another view askew world movie!!!!!

[xSarahRoxUrSoxx]

omg! Kevin Smith your CRAZY!!! I love it!

[dsayles25]

Love it!

[DharmaControl]

Some people are going to see this and say all kinds of stupid crap. I feel sorry for them for not getting it.

[TheNorwegianNerd]

you are a king amongst men!

[KreyzMcKormik]

"Well, did he come, or what?!"

[wetmovie1]

Kevin is the coolest

[cdwadams]

omg

[djghostonthewheels]

this is amazing,, I love kevin smith

[ThePsychedelicYogi]

epic

[gator420]

OMG so CLASSIC Kevin...good job sir, you take care of business!!

[dlcisaballer]

hilarious!

[dpreetam]

Disturbing and yet, I can't look away....

[Punkninja12]

I think that may be the flesh light he talked about fucking in the new Smod.

[iamdannyb]

LOL that is some funny shit and I was in Milwaukee and caught that show it was awesome.

[justsumdude899]

"I love chatroulette."  lol

[PowerbootW00T]

Related videos: Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood? Good show.

[IDOLSMASHER]

That last part.....did he really think that was funny? He should pulled out a bag of chips or something and then have his wife 'Mockingly' come into frame and say "You need two macs or seats to tweet".

Or mention his movie & the reviews. He was serious about Haiti (yes!) but then he pulls that bit at the end?...whatever. I'm waiting for "Mall Rats 2".

[wynnfilms]

I drove by your house in L.A., my sister's your neighbor, and I yelled, "Hey, Kev. "F" Southwest! Give 'em hell, buddy! You rock!" Did ya hear me???... (awkward silence) Ha ha ha I probably sounded like a crazy person. I'll tell my sis to be on the look out for any perps around your house--while you're out of town. haha

[beartickler41]

i can never get enough of the kevin smith brand of humor. you're a riot. i must have seen dogma at least 100 times. never seen clerks though.

i also have an idea for a harmless dare for you and malcolm. let me know if you'd like to hear it. possibly for tyler labine as well.

[RapterX]

:D What Mac does KSmith use? LOL he actualy DID buy the fleshlight, i thought he was just bluffing on twitter! ahahahaha

[Bigcat6mm]

no they sent him a BOX of them when they became the sponsor for SModcast.

[0justBETHANY]

well the closed captions are pointless.. heehee

[OAblaster]

IT BURNS, IT BURNS MY EYES

[lisavollrath]

OMG, Fleshlight is SO getting its money's worth from your partnership! HILARIOUS!

[LittleMike84]

What the FUCK man.. What the FUCK.. Hahaha.

[samuraikarasu]

If I saw this in chatroullete I would never disconnect.

[sethmusic]

i only tweet by accident, but i'm a religious smodcastee. GO FLESHLIGHT GO...........and does malcolm know that chuck palaniuk is gay?....cp has the best coming out story EVER....next to pj deboy.

[shaqjr90]

omg LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[Ogudaktig]

Awkward.

[Ogudaktig]

Awkward.

[kriegs089]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[punkmonk3y]

Ha! Fleshlight. Kev, you're too much!

[sick0rism]

Dude, WTF ?!

[alphaharlot]

You're fucking awesome. lol :)

[howcanthatbefilms]

Great message, and funny as fuck!

also... you lost weight Kev? you look great!

[mamandes]

Nice use of the fleshlight. :)

[meethed]

LMFAO!!!!!!!

[robbo2788]

awesome kevin

[btmiller88]

My eyes are burning!

[bigfaggykitty]

first

[buryaflower]

now mail the flashlight to Southwest, after writing "wish you were here" on it.

[sonyvaio980]

LOL 1:20

[xxmikexx187]

HAHAHA! Kevin you are one funny mother fucker.