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  • 'Voldemort out, BICTHES!'

  • when ever someone tricks me i will say U LITTLE SHIT!

  • i never thought i would fall in love with voldomort... it happened

  • You little shit that's the second time this has happen to me :)

  • " AND DON'T SUGGEST A GIANT SLIDE, OR A TRAMPOLINE! cuz we've already those.

  • you forgot two of my favourites

    1. awwwww now towo people are mad at me!!!

    2.and dont sugest a giant slide, or a trampoline.......cause we already tried those

    other than these two nice video!!

  • After AVPM, I now ship Voldemort & Quirrel... xD

  • is it weird I find him more attractive as Voldemort?

  • He is extraordinarily attractive. I wish I was Britney Coleman!

  • GET ME SOME NASINEX YOU SWINE.

  • Where's ; "Voldemort's out bitches!"?? xD

  • Happy birthday Joe!!!!!!

  • YOU LITTLE SHIT.

  • what about the best of Snape?

  • Joe Walker is sooo attractive

  • Joe Walker is so fit!! hehehe

  • you missed "quirrel we are gonna get you layed!! when i had my body i had magic with the bitches...just ask bellatrix lestrange! :L

  • You missed "And I'm happy as a squirellll, when I'm with Mr. Quirellllll!"

  • if one more person disliked this there would be the TWO people who are mad at voldy.

  • 6"37- 7:16 the best (and snape in the back) OH GOD!!!!

  • 0:40 - Well Bellatrix, you may not have noticed, but he just got his nose back.

  • Silly Voldy, you have no nose for the turban to tickle! 3:10 XD

  • "lucius maloys boy?!!" hahaha lol

  • awwww, now two people are mad at me.

  • Also missed at the very end "you came back!" "i came home." love that part!

  • You forgot: Awwweeee now two people are mad at meeeeee ;D

  • OMG! you missed when he went to Quirrel at the end he was like "well i thought killing people would make them like me, but it just makes them...dead."

  • um.... i think hes sexier as Voldemort. my opinion.

  • One person doesn't appreciate the awesomeness that is Joe Walker.

  • mary me joe?

  • hahaha Voldemort out bitches! xD

  • You missed "I can't sleep on my tummy..."

  • Hey quirrell.... You missed a bit:

    Now two people are mad at meeeee...

  • I was thinking " they forgot 'voldemort out bitches'" and right when I finished he said it :)

  • One dislike? GOD THANKS HERMAN !!

  • heh, not a bad bod.

  • "andyouhavetobemyslaveforadays­tartingnow"

    "YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

  • Favorite part: voldemort out *******

  • "Joe Walker's Best Moments in A Very Potter Musical as Lord Voldemort"

    ...

    So every moment he's on-screen, then?

  • You forget his review of 17 again and the whole, " and don't recommend a slide! Or a trampoline! Cause we already tried those... Or," you never would've guessed that with two heads you'd get twice as drunk!" or when he lays against bellatrixes back and calls her quirrel. Lol, long comment

  • No dislikes? THANKS HERMIO- Oh yeah. POWER OF REDVINES!!!!

  • I ship Quirrelmort.

  • What about "what do we do now my lord?" "well, we just hang out mostly. Maybe watch a movie? Hows about She's All That? I haven't seen the beginning."

  • does anyone else think he looks like timothy olyphont?

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  • You missed....

    "Now two people are mad at meeeeeeeee"

    "And don't suggest a slide or a trampoline we've already tried those"

    "You may think killing people will make them like you but it doesn't it just makes them dead"

    But still really good

  • "and don't suggest a slide or a trampoline we've already tried those"

    "squirell man LISTEEEEEN"

    "I take my foot my little foot"

  • any time when he's topless is his best moment

  • "well goodnight quirrel

    hey quirrel.."

  • i love when he says "Qurirel. Man. LIIIIIISTEN!"

  • u forgot dance again

  • U forgot "Now two people are mad at meeeeeh..."

  • the BEST moment is "You think killing people will make them like you. But it doesn't! It just makes people dead!"

  • Last night I was dreaming about Joe. I was about to kiss him... And I woke up. Damn it.

  • Haha I love the part where he gets annoyed by Quirrel's dirty clothes xD

  • these were awesome moments u chose!

  • best moment by far:

    part one of act 2 when he blogs about Harry Potter on his FlooTube channel.

    "I'M GONNA FIND HARRY POTTER, AND I'M GONNA PISS IN HIS MOUTH!"

  • you miss the best one!!!! when he convinces quierrel to go out on the town, "AHHHH(tongue) that's the spirit Quierrel!!"

  • I love the way he says Quirrel!

  • "Muggles have their place, Mudbloods have their place, and so. do. your CLOTHES!"

  • U missed when he said now two ppl are mad at me

  • When I rule the world, I'll have... SNAKES!!!!

    Best line EVERRRRRR!

  • "Don't suggest a giant SLIDE or a TRAMPOLINE, cause we've alreadytriedthose." :D

    Love you Joey walker!!

  • Research for my role as Voldemort in Homecoming skits

  • "You think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn't... it just makes them dead" I love that part =)

  • the best part was when he says " don't make me laugh i'm pissing" :P lol

  • 0 dislikes. YEAH.

    a testament to Joe's supermegafoxyawesomehotness.

  • dont make me laugh im pissing!

  • Anyone else think that if the real Voldy acted like and looked like Joe Walker, you wouldn't mind him killing you?

  • @xxBlueGemxx I would be so honoured he actually cares about me ;)

  • my favorite part was when he says "ok, I can't do this. I can't sleep on my tummy"

  • every moment of joe walker is a best moment lol you can't single out any particular one

  • u forgot the giant slide and trampoline comment he makes when "lucius malloy's son" is in the room... also his threat to the piano player (last part).... OH! and him killing the bench (also in the last part)

  • You should make a version when joe walker is umbridge

  • "Okay just relax with the dark king. You can call me Voldemort, we're there. WE REACHED THAT POINT !"

  • joes body is freakin hawt

  • Dude, every Joe Walker moment is the best moment... just saying.

  • HE MOTORBOATED DEAN THOMAS!!

  • You forgot: "You think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn’t…it just makes people dead."

  • the next time my mom is taking a break from the laundry and she leaves the unfloded clean clothes on her bed or on the couch im gonna say "hey mom do u have a plan 4 those clothes?" and shell say "what?" or somethibg to that effect and ill say "i demand u to get up and... at least fold them!!" all while saying it in a voldemort voice so she knows im quoting something, not being serious (black)

  • "When I rule the world, I'll plant flowerrrrss~~"

    "When I rule the world, I'll have...

    SNAKESSSS"

  • Among other things, what about,

    "are you all right?"

    "it's like the movie Shes All That"

    "I've come home"

  • "KILL POTTER- Woah, where'd he go?!"

  • OH YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!

  • DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH I'M PISSIN'!!!!

  • See how there are no dislikes?

    That's right. No one can dislike Joe Walker <3

  • Brian must've gotten a strong back from having Joe behind him for half the play

    Also, has anyone else noticed how freaking long joe's tongue is?! kind sexy ;)

  • Aww, what happened to "Now two people are mad at meeeeee!"?

  • You can call me Voldemort. We're there. We've reached that point! Haha. My favourite!

  • my faves are when he dances again and he's in the ministers office and when he's with the zefron poster but i just love joe in general so every moments totally awesome <3

  • "I came home" Joe walker for life -33

  • When I rule the world I'll have...SNAKESSSSS!!

    The one that I love that wasn't in here is "You think that killing people will make them like you, but it doesn't...it just makes them dead."

    Joe Walker. Marry me.

  • 0 DISLIKES, THANKS HERMI- Oh... wait... nevermind.

  • My favorite: "When I had a body, I had mad game with the bitches."

  • To dance again... Possibly the greatest song of all time

  • @hpdisneyfan thats exactly what I was thinking of that were missing :)

  • I commend you to get up and.... fold them atleast!! xD

  • Yes! Kill potter! Wait.. whoa where'd he go?

  • YOU LITTLE SHIT! YOU GOT ME! OH IM SOO EMBARRESED! hahahahaha

  • Hey Quirrel...

  • There's a reason NO ONE dislikes this! Joe Walker is AMAZING!

  • GET ME SOME NASONEZ YOU SWINE!!

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  • There's "you'd think killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. it just makes them dead!" and "ahhhh! now two people are mad at meeeeee" i love this video :)

  • The best part is when he walks around the door and screams "AVADA KEDAVRA" to the bench and kicks it :) hee hee

  • Joe Walker. MARRY ME. I LOVE YOU.

  • The graveyard scene!!!

  • AND YOULL BE MY SLAVE FOR A WHOLE DAY STARTING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Zero dislikes... no surprise there(:

  • actually bellatrix, no pieces of him are missing. didn't you notice his newly found nose?

  • ..........Hey Quirrell

  • "quirrelll, mannnnn, listennnnn. i may just be a parasite on the back of your head who's literally devouring your soul every time you take a breath....."

  • I really enjoyed the part when he says: "And don't say a giant slide or a trampoline...because we've already tried those"

  • "... maybe thats why you're so evil?"

    "Yeah MAYBE"

  • Sorry, edit last quote its "makes them like you", not "make things better". Sorry.

  • What about when voldemort visits quirrell in prison? So many great lines like: "hey you", "i came home", and "you think killing people will makes things better, but it doesn't; it just makes people dead"

  • The scene with Voldemort, Snape, and Malfoy is like a contest to see who can be the most melodramatic.

  • "Don't make me laugh, I'm pissing!!"

  • "get me some nasonex, you swine."

  • You little shit! hahaha

  • lol i love the tongue thing xD

  • You forgot "you think kiling people will make rhem like you, but it doesnt. It just makes them dead."

  • "I command you to get up and fold them, at least" xDDD That part when they seem an old married couple always cracks me up

  • Voldemort out, bitches.

  • "you think killing people might make them like you, but it doesn't. It just makes people dead."

  • you missed the entire "To dance again" song

  • Joe has some serious abs :D

  • any one else want to marry this man

  • @hakkaigurl4life HELL YEAHHHHHHHHH! If things dont work out with me and Darren . .;) Then Joe it is! :P

  • only joe walker could turn voldemort from an evil killer to a sexy beast!!!

  • hahaha "u little shit!!" hahaha omg luv that

  • When he says that killing people doesn't make them like you it just makes them dead!!

  • When he says "Hey You" to Quirell...probably the cutest thing EVER

  • Too funny. I just love him! <3

  • Joe Walker is the man of my dreams!! ...But when he's umbridge he scares the living cats out of me! ;)

  • @BrainwashedbyBTR He's the only man I find attractive even in a pink dress, lol.

  • What about the "Aw. Now Two People are Mad at Me." or the "Are you alright?" to Quirrel in the Graveyard!

  • LOL

    "And you have to be my slave for a whole day starting now!"

    "YOU LITTLE SHIT!" XD

  • make one of him at Umbridge! :D

  • " You got me! Oh! That's so embarrassing!" Had me laughing for the rest of the video :)

  • Joe walker is the awsomest fittest guy EVER!!!! <3 starkid should come to england

  • you little shit!! gets me evry time

  • @iAmy122 me too also Snapes face even though he doesnt say anything.....either Voldemort or Draco are my favorite

  • @GLEENCIS YES! vodly and draco.....the BEST!!! so glad they got joe walker to be voldy too!! and nobody can me draco except 2 people! tom felton, and lauren lopez....both are awesome people!!

  • His normal voice throws me off...

  • The best part is actually his tongue as her tries to drink that water...

  • Awwww now two people are mad at meeee!

  • @MultiYoussy ino lollz

  • haha 'voldemort out bitches!'

  • great vid but u have to put........."hey you:"

  • What about "hey you" :(

  • @MsGemmxx yeaaah..that was "tottaly awesome"

  • My favorite moment: "So, you came back?!?!" ..."I came home" :)

  • What about "voldemort out, bitches"

  • Where was the " i had mad game with the bitches."?! Thats my fav part!!

  • Joe shirtless so so hott :)

  • I love when he talks about trying to get into Hogwarts on a giant slide.

  • i love when he yells at the piano guy

  • should of had voldemorts dance after he got his body back!

  • I would add: "V: Revenge is at my fingertips, Quirrel. I can taste it! It tastes like...

    ...coool mint.

    Q: That's our Listerine, Voldemort." xD

  • Quirrel... I watch you wipe your butt daily. Call me Voldemort, we're there. We've reached that point. Bah ha ha!!! Love it!! Joe Walker is BRILLIANT!!

  • okay i think my faaave part iis the scene's part at 6:40 on this video thats aalways been my favorite!!!!

  • Joe Walker pwns.

  • I like it when he goes, "Hey you..."

  • Voldemort out bitches!

  • I just realized now the voldemorts 'tummy' is quirrels back....