ive always wondered: if holly can choose from any face, why cant he have a body as well? he has projected himself with books, glasses, ties, made himself a girl, etc.
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@SirFair1 that was a great joke too. Especially because Rimmer didn't get it ..."Wait a minute, how could the shoes have opened the car door?" lol, hilarious, i love this series :)
@johna456 Have you got a link to an official website? Or is it just rumours? Last I heard Craig was in no way interested, which is why they never made the Red Dwarf Movie....
Craig has always been interested, it was the fact that they couldn't get the funding for the film, Look up on the offical red dwarf website it will tell you.
From what i here and have read they is going to be at least one new series of 6 episodes to begin production early next year, Nothing has been offically confirmed, but craig charles let slip on his radio show a couple of months ago,
@johna456 Unfortunately Doug Naylor has a bad habit of starting plot arcs he never finishes so Red Dwarf becomes a collage of plotlines that just get abandomned which has always been shabby, we still have no explanation why and where Kochanski died or how they got out of the series 8 finale, and the one off special they made was fairly poor, Alas Red Dwarf has long had its day.
@bluejeckett Well i suppose everyone is entitled to there own opinion. Ive watched Red Dwarf from the start in1988 and love the program good or bad, yes there have been some " shabby" episodes but i wouldn't change it for nothing. and the recent back to earth episodes where ok i could name a few episodes that are a lot worse. Can't wait for the new series next year.
@johna456 Oh yeah Im a big Red Dwarf fan and no mistake, I have all 8 series on DVD but I think Doug and Grant never took proper care of thier baby and considering they had such a great baby I was disappointed at alot of thier handling of the affair, I mean Grant was a tosser anyway for just walking out on it but I hoped Doug would at least tie the loose ends up but instedn he goes onto make more plot arcs that now need tieing up, I wouldve thought as a proffesional scriptwriter u finish one....
@johna456 ....plot before u start another, doing endless cliffhangers that dont get resolved properly is just biting off more than u can chew and not honouring the fans who've stood by the show despite it's labelling as niche or cult and to be ignored.
I am interested to hear you've said there'll be a new series though, I saw the one off special and assumed it didnt get great ratings cos I never heard anyting more after it, I think tieing in Craig's soapie career in with Red Dwarf was a.....
@johna456 ....litle too close to breaking the 4th wal really, wasnt big on that aspect, in the age of constant rehashes I'd even like to see a reboot with new actors as much as I like the old ones but Im sure there'd be uproar if that happened, we'll certainly never see the likes of Chris Barrie and Craig Charles again but I'm sure they could get approximates. Cos lets face it the current guys are getting on and Im not a believer in watching actors slowly age series after series
(From wikipedia) Craig Charles confirmed that two new series were being produced, and that filming begins in November 2011. On 21 January 2011 it was confirmed that a new series will be filmed in late 2011 to be broadcast in 2012 on the digital channel Dave. However, UKTV, owners of Dave, have said that it has not been officially greenlit. Doug Naylor confirmed to fans that a new series of Red Dwarf would be aired on Dave in late 2012, with filming taking place in late 2011 and early 2012
@if5tatement Dave is owned by UKTV, and UKTV is a joint venture between BBC Worldwide and Scripps Networks Interactive. By proxy the BBC still run the show.
@weedbix Yeah it was definitely a favourite of mine, they were good at the twists u didnt see coming, I genuinely felt sad enough to be fooled into thinking Holly had got the boot for good and was so relieved when it all turned out to be bullshit lol so wierd but the first time was definitely the best
I apologize, I did not realize that could not grasp the subtleties of the English language.. I believe I said "Does *every* other video have.." - at no point did I say no other video has adverts.
I will try and make things clearer in future.
It would seem advertising is an opt-in procedure.. and what with certain music videos having been blocked to UK viewers - the technology is surely in place to not show people in the UK adverts for which they pay a unfair license fee to avoid?
haha i remember that, what an episode! then he never told rimmer that the alien pod he thought he found was actually a garbage pod haha holly's the man!
I like the way he says "Well yer, I am actually." Scouse accent > every other accent.
Saskatchewan00 2 weeks ago
Lol brilliant.
RightWingRiot 1 month ago
hahah he is classic XDD I was named after him
pokebob4eva 1 month ago
best scene ever
CWW250 1 month ago
"I can hardly wait 6 months for a red hot joke like that."
lol XD
Sillygoose14111 2 months ago
Wow. Talk about a long lasting light bulb.
AtheistInsight 2 months ago
C'mon Beeb, even I have higher quality recordings of this on VHS.
thatsmrlistersir 3 months ago
Thumbs up if you want Red Dwarf to come back
Scottyj02 3 months ago
@Scottyj02: It is coming back. Have you been following the Facebook page?
CROCOJAW47FILMS 3 months ago
@CROCOJAW47FILMS No i will
Scottyj02 3 months ago
@Scottyj02 it is coming back
keshihead85 1 month ago
"and that is a big big score the browns are going to do something quite sensational with their last bubble" LOLOLOLOL
hollyrabbitlove 3 months ago
"I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that" lmao
if5tatement 4 months ago
gotta love holly with his glasses lol
TooCool1993 5 months ago
love it lads. dwarfers forever
doyker 5 months ago
April Fool :>|
animesquirt 5 months ago
Lister: One, Hunderd and Eighty billion pounds? :O Your kidding.
Holly: April Fool.
LMFAO!
MaagicAndTechnology 6 months ago
ive always wondered: if holly can choose from any face, why cant he have a body as well? he has projected himself with books, glasses, ties, made himself a girl, etc.
RADicious 7 months ago
I liked it before holly was a girl.
ZILOGz80VIDEOS 7 months ago
That's fantastic.
shadowjazzy 8 months ago
what episode?
ItsTurningGreen002 8 months ago
Weeze of the week mate.
raithrover1976 9 months ago
I love the nose glasses xD
April fool :D
DDay12G 9 months ago
Hehehehhehehehehehhehe
spudsandguiness 10 months ago
haha
"busy Dave?"
"yeah I am actually!" :D
AudiBoison 10 months ago 4
Big enough logo, BBC(?)
MorningMILFs 11 months ago
lol (turns into Professor Robert Winston!!)
McPrfctday 11 months ago
April Fools :D
Burningmace 11 months ago
LOL !!!
Lampantetre 1 year ago
remember this one?
"We are talking jape of the decade. We are talking April, May, June, July and August fool. That's right. I am Queeg."
That's right, suckers.
ThePutasfever 1 year ago 7
@ThePutasfever yeah that was a good one.
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checksummedchest 1 year ago
This show is basically about about a bunch of mentally unstable misfits alone in space with absolutely nothing to do. Brilliant idea for a show.
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affluenceclm 1 year ago
@redwarf123 Personally i think this would be tied #1 with the shoes have soles part in another episode
SirFair1 1 year ago
@SirFair1 that was a great joke too. Especially because Rimmer didn't get it ..."Wait a minute, how could the shoes have opened the car door?" lol, hilarious, i love this series :)
degen83 1 year ago
I heard that they are making another seires, anyone know if this is true
AFMountaineer2000 1 year ago
@AFMountaineer2000
They are making 2 new series for the uk digital channel Dave
johna456 1 year ago
@johna456 Have you got a link to an official website? Or is it just rumours? Last I heard Craig was in no way interested, which is why they never made the Red Dwarf Movie....
DotDramiel 1 year ago
@DotDramiel
Craig has always been interested, it was the fact that they couldn't get the funding for the film, Look up on the offical red dwarf website it will tell you.
From what i here and have read they is going to be at least one new series of 6 episodes to begin production early next year, Nothing has been offically confirmed, but craig charles let slip on his radio show a couple of months ago,
johna456 1 year ago
@johna456 Unfortunately Doug Naylor has a bad habit of starting plot arcs he never finishes so Red Dwarf becomes a collage of plotlines that just get abandomned which has always been shabby, we still have no explanation why and where Kochanski died or how they got out of the series 8 finale, and the one off special they made was fairly poor, Alas Red Dwarf has long had its day.
bluejeckett 11 months ago
@bluejeckett Well i suppose everyone is entitled to there own opinion. Ive watched Red Dwarf from the start in1988 and love the program good or bad, yes there have been some " shabby" episodes but i wouldn't change it for nothing. and the recent back to earth episodes where ok i could name a few episodes that are a lot worse. Can't wait for the new series next year.
johna456 11 months ago
@johna456 Oh yeah Im a big Red Dwarf fan and no mistake, I have all 8 series on DVD but I think Doug and Grant never took proper care of thier baby and considering they had such a great baby I was disappointed at alot of thier handling of the affair, I mean Grant was a tosser anyway for just walking out on it but I hoped Doug would at least tie the loose ends up but instedn he goes onto make more plot arcs that now need tieing up, I wouldve thought as a proffesional scriptwriter u finish one....
bluejeckett 11 months ago
@johna456 ....plot before u start another, doing endless cliffhangers that dont get resolved properly is just biting off more than u can chew and not honouring the fans who've stood by the show despite it's labelling as niche or cult and to be ignored.
I am interested to hear you've said there'll be a new series though, I saw the one off special and assumed it didnt get great ratings cos I never heard anyting more after it, I think tieing in Craig's soapie career in with Red Dwarf was a.....
bluejeckett 11 months ago
@johna456 ....litle too close to breaking the 4th wal really, wasnt big on that aspect, in the age of constant rehashes I'd even like to see a reboot with new actors as much as I like the old ones but Im sure there'd be uproar if that happened, we'll certainly never see the likes of Chris Barrie and Craig Charles again but I'm sure they could get approximates. Cos lets face it the current guys are getting on and Im not a believer in watching actors slowly age series after series
bluejeckett 11 months ago
@johna456 New Series? What? If this is an April Fool joke I will stab you with a banjo.
jacksawild 7 months ago
@jacksawild Actually, the BBC are considering making new series of Red Dwarf.
:-D
GGGriggs 6 months ago
(From wikipedia) Craig Charles confirmed that two new series were being produced, and that filming begins in November 2011. On 21 January 2011 it was confirmed that a new series will be filmed in late 2011 to be broadcast in 2012 on the digital channel Dave. However, UKTV, owners of Dave, have said that it has not been officially greenlit. Doug Naylor confirmed to fans that a new series of Red Dwarf would be aired on Dave in late 2012, with filming taking place in late 2011 and early 2012
ben6993 6 months ago 3
@GGGriggs It's Dave, not the BBC.
if5tatement 4 months ago
@if5tatement Oops, my mistake.
:-)
Dave is probably than BBC nowadays anyway.
GGGriggs 4 months ago
@if5tatement Dave is owned by UKTV, and UKTV is a joint venture between BBC Worldwide and Scripps Networks Interactive. By proxy the BBC still run the show.
krendoshazin 2 months ago
I wish I could go back and watch this + Queeg again for the first time.
weedbix 1 year ago
@weedbix
Yeah, it was so awesome the very first time wasn't it? :)
(they don't make em like this anymore..)
NuguSmedley 1 year ago
@weedbix Yeah it was definitely a favourite of mine, they were good at the twists u didnt see coming, I genuinely felt sad enough to be fooled into thinking Holly had got the boot for good and was so relieved when it all turned out to be bullshit lol so wierd but the first time was definitely the best
bluejeckett 11 months ago
At the start I can't help but think of robot wars haha
daviesc322 1 year ago
At 1% per year...
£17.50 becomes £2.314*10^12965
That is, the amount of money he would have after 3 million years of 1% annually has nearly 13 thousand *digits*
WarDaft 1 year ago
tis a bloody disgrace that the Beeb couldn't fund a movie yet they ran with that Hyperdrive $hite!! Smegheads.
Midgetmuffdiver 1 year ago
@Midgetmuffdiver
Schmeeee Heeeeeeds
NuguSmedley 1 year ago
Wow £60,000 a year for 1 lightbulb in the bathroom.... We're doomed to inflation!!
retteretter 1 year ago
Just the video I wanted to watch for the holiday.
MugoUrth 1 year ago
£180 billion pounds!!!!!! HOW THE SMEG IS HE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT? Answer...Rimmer can pay for it. Ha Ha Ha ha
Biscom 2 years ago
@Biscom He owns 98% of the world's wealth. I doubt paying off £180,000,000,000 is anything more than a drop in a bucket.
WackdProductions 1 year ago
Loved Holly's little giggle!
Rikairiify 2 years ago
His Queeg pramk was better. Never saw that coming.
georgeowain 2 years ago 103
@georgeowain Queeg is awesome
Golkarian 1 year ago
@georgeowain I know! I was practically crying when I thought Holly was gone, and then.... "Aaaahh".... :D
SophisticatedLunatic 2 weeks ago
I fucking lol'd so hard the first time I saw this. And the second because I'd forgotten...
weedbix 2 years ago 5
wot episode is dis, i canna remember
roberthisanoobagain 2 years ago
Me2 (2 = squared)
dc8r17 2 years ago
he's ryt u cnt w8 6months with a jape like that up ur sleeve :P
JackTheGeordieLad 2 years ago 2
Holly: April fool
LOL he almost gave lister a heart attack with that one.
jayvader123 2 years ago 41
Just watch the bloody ad, EvilCensor. :) It won't kill you. If you're worried about human rights, donate some money to Amnesty International.
rabthe45bravo 2 years ago 2
(EvilCensor) you dont have to pay for a TV license you choose to own a tv
oh and by the way you dont pay a license for just the bbc channels
the set up now is if you receve a tv signal from anywhere in the world you have to pay a license
pish aint it
thesman32 2 years ago
I apologize, I did not realize that could not grasp the subtleties of the English language.. I believe I said "Does *every* other video have.." - at no point did I say no other video has adverts.
I will try and make things clearer in future.
It would seem advertising is an opt-in procedure.. and what with certain music videos having been blocked to UK viewers - the technology is surely in place to not show people in the UK adverts for which they pay a unfair license fee to avoid?
EvilCensor 2 years ago
Whats with the bloody adverts??
jammin1975 2 years ago 3
Precisely!
Why is there an advert on this.. aren't we ripped off enough by having to pay for a TV license as it is?
EvilCensor 2 years ago 2
Maybe because Youtube isn't a British television station?
darmilinoma 2 years ago 4
Does every other video have adverts like this?
No, therefore that's not a valid argument.
EvilCensor 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Actually, it is because there ARE adverts on other movies. Don't tell me it isn't a valid argument when I know better.
darmilinoma 2 years ago
bbc worldwide is the commercial arm of the bbc so they are allowed to use adverts
but by law this part can't be more than about 22% of the company in order to remain a public service and charge for licences.
justin6378 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
YouTube isn't a television station at all... It shouldn't really have any tv shows on it!
roadjam 2 years ago
are you american... if you r i should hope there are adverts... British taxes made this program... so dont complain about not being a freeloader!
lornaration 2 years ago
craig charles is amazing i met him at the london expo yesturday and i still cant believe i met him
habbo3hampster 2 years ago 3
lol - love it!
xXx~oOo
Beau1618 2 years ago
You can't beat a good wheeze! Classic!!!
KillerKlown580 2 years ago 3
yes, he was younger
moonrockguy 2 years ago
Yeah He Was About In His 20's (:
hamsterdance4lyf08 2 years ago
Yeah I Was Thinking That Aswell.
I Think Lister Was Younger Then Or Something.. x x
hamsterdance4lyf08 2 years ago
over 20 years younger...
Erlien9 2 years ago
Very True..
hamsterdance4lyf08 2 years ago
'Your Kidding'
'April Fools'
Hahaha
hamsterdance4lyf08 2 years ago
haha classic
c0nzo12 2 years ago
this is hilarious. Norman Lovett's the best i just wish he had been in the new episodes.
nopoint12 2 years ago
he returned in the final series
c0nzo12 2 years ago
that was funny!
randomstuffinc 2 years ago
OMG Holly rulez! Too bad he isnt goin to be in da new episodes
kateniklas 2 years ago
hahaha Holly =]
shotgunweddingxox 2 years ago
april fools!
ttownsticks 2 years ago
woo its on today!!!! :D
cooleycole93 2 years ago
nooo, it is really coming back, 19th of april on the channel 'dave'
eljaco88 2 years ago 3
10th of april not 19th but yh its coming back woo hoo!
boys from the dwarf!
blassonkem 2 years ago
haha AAPRIL FOOLS !
11lupin11 2 years ago
Its coming back red dwarf you know.. there coming back for easter
eljaco88 2 years ago 4
Red Dwarf is FINALLY making a movie, as of Mar 2009
listerscominghome(dot)co(dot)uk
Remove any spaces and replace (these) items from above address
Westchaser 3 years ago
its not a movie tis a 3 part series.
but yes FINALLY lol
tearlach45 2 years ago 2
I need to finish watching the rest of the series on series 5 gotta get to 8 =P it's such an awesome program !!
streetster20 2 years ago
5/5
ReinhardvonHolst 3 years ago
love it
HCFCMontoya 3 years ago
a good wheez....lol
classic- awesome.
rachetgrrl 3 years ago
your sausages, dave now cover 7/8s of the earth's surface.
Itell21 3 years ago
thats well good to hear fuckin love that show
Andy000K 3 years ago
when he first got the april fools kit on i laughed so hard.
graveeking 3 years ago
You haven't got a clue. You're useless.
TomStrong08 3 years ago
I <3 IT!!!!
Lionelle0272DJN 3 years ago
absolutely brilliant
baboonfish555 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Holly was so much better in the first few episodes, probably because Kryten wasn't around and Cat sucked.
Joodicator 3 years ago
The best gig from the whole of series 1. I loved it when Holly said "April Fool".
BarryAldridge 3 years ago 9
agreed but queeg was the better joke that holly played on the crew
blimboblambo 3 years ago 2
haha i remember that, what an episode! then he never told rimmer that the alien pod he thought he found was actually a garbage pod haha holly's the man!
stirling84 3 years ago
April fool! it's not even april
i know but i could hardly wait 6 months with a red hot jape like that under my belt lol
i love red dwarf!
Shacklebolt94 3 years ago 13
And the moral of the story?
- Always cover the leftovers.
- Always turn the lights off behind you.
- Holly is fantastic.
-BJ
darastarscream 3 years ago 7
nice JOKE xD
Mudvaynecz 3 years ago 2
Dusent get eny better. Red Dwarf Rules!!!!!!
funkymonkey768 3 years ago 4
180 BILLION POUNDS, your kidding.
April fool.
Quality british humor.
Bendyhodge 3 years ago 29
@Bendyhodge
Why give the punch line away!?!
borg1973 1 year ago
Love it xD
mcrfannumber3000 3 years ago 3
Nobody's got anymore money except for you and Norweb.
Why Norweb?
You left a light on in the bathroom.
LOLLOLLOLOL
raptormaster666 4 years ago 54
Sounds so much like his Robot Wars voice at the start :D
Eddyzkkk 4 years ago 3
And takeshis castle
lientie 3 years ago 5
i could hardly keep a red hot japer like that under my sleeve could i??
dansipan 4 years ago 4
red dwarf is one of the best things ever, WOO 4 RED DWARF! (plus, this is one of the best scenes eva lol
sladedood 4 years ago 7
"We are talking april, may, june, july and august fool!" Best line in the show!
domofwigan 4 years ago 2
No you cant you havent got a clue, your useless! HAHHAHAA
mjufpn 4 years ago 6
long live red dwarf!
MsipmsonW 4 years ago 6
eww, sausage covering 7/8ths of the world.
HellecticMojo 4 years ago 5
OMG NORWEB LOL
mjufpn 4 years ago 2
lol
paulmstratford2010 4 years ago 3