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  • how can he hold on to the blade like that and not be hurt!!

  • The queen wears a diper

  • Okay, as a Gobby, I say we're epic, but the Prince is a fucking pedofile. Wants to do "nasty things" to Curdie & see his "presious princess". He's not right in the head.

  • This can't possibly be a kids movie! How the fuck could a parent watch this with their child and be OK with it?!

  • 3:55 - Once you go Goblin, you never go back.

  • 4:23

    WTF!!!

    Is that a goblin tranny,unicorn,Dutch(clog:L), opera singer ??!!?

  • 2:54 helmet defying gravity

  • "I need to smash some toes!"

    *walks by perfectly good mace*

    "I'll need this sword!"

  • I love how all your nostalgic childhood movies always end up being totally perverted.

  • love it

  • 3:53. YUCK!!

  • What's with the goblin queens boobs? they just like fold.

  • Woah, has anybody else noticed that at 1:24 there is no curtain for Froglip to hide behind, but suddenly at 1:38 there is!

  • @skubadivinduck he's pro ninja

  • 5:26 The goblin queen's boobs must be hurtin. ouch.

  • Lol The kingdom's all knight choir! XD

  • Lol, why the hell was it licking her boobs?

  • @Kayley199514 Maybe that's considered foreplay in goblin society? That goblin DOES seem to be enjoying himself!!!

  • lol at Luttie 3:40

  • If the soldiers know the Goblins have the King...why are they sitting down to have a drink? ...I'm just sayin'.

  • 3:54

    tit licken o.o

  • 3:24 since that guard do knows where the king is WHY HE DOESN'T GO TO HELP HIM !!

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  • Notice how the guards didn't take Curtie to a doctor or anything. No, it looks like they just tossed him in the stable and forgot about him.

  • 2:21 he so looks like hes about to rape her

  • @DisneyLover022 looks like did!

  • magic grandmothers, if ur hurt they are there to heal the wound xD

    so there are more to grandmas than meets the eye =)

  • nanny being violated, princess getting raped off-screen. Toons back in my day will always remain awesome!

  • @aby4111 I know right, I got the same feeling. LOL I guess that bulge was no lie! XD

  • G that goblin queen ugly as h*ll. lmao.. she's the definition of "not going". the whole time she stay talking sh*t. and the toughest out of all of them. LMFAO!

  • lol hes got a sharp sword and he hits the shaft of the on their feet, atleast you culd swing it around abit

  • Stamp on their feet, a new dance move! All the kids are doing it!

  • I love how Curdie gets hurt, and so they put him in the prison!? WTF.

  • yeeup

    

  • So.... I think we're suppose to step on their feet?

  • there's flimsy wooden door in the dungeon that leads straight to the armory and the stairs to the rest of the castle....that's just TONS of good planning there!

  • if the guards knew that there were goblins in the kitchen, then why weren't they in there helping? they were just sitting at the table drinking.

  • @souehpdrc Until Curdie told them, as he had pointed out to Irene earlier, castle people didn't know anything about goblins or their pets, so they must not have been sure what to do, I guess.

  • Did... did they throw Curti in the freaking DUNGEON!?

  • Ew. Even for a goblin, licking Looty is kind of nasty. Ok, not kind of, that IS nasty.

  • @LeeLeeLuvsOzzie17 Disgusted at first, then she thought to herself, "Hey I could get use to this"....eeww. I'm going to stop now.

  • 3:54 - 3:57 I sat there thinking OMFG!

  • @sparkling0bubbles IVE SEEN THIS MOVIE A MILLION TIMES WHEN I WAS YOUNGER!!! HOW COME I NEVER CONNECTED THE DOTS THERE!?!? now that im 20 and i see these movies..i realize how messed up some of my child hood movies are -.-

  • Wow. No wonder the nurse is a klutz. She's a lush!

  • 2:19 RAPE!!!! LOL XD

  • @YamixZeldaPrincess91 he loves that tight pussy lol

  • @LopezLakerfan90 ewww that just sounded wrong, but i find it funny when he's standing there waiting and looking at her in a pervy way then when he goes to get her he does that creepy laugh lol XD

  • @YamixZeldaPrincess91 he's just a horny goblin lol

  • @LopezLakerfan90 You got that right XD

  • It makes sense that Curdy is better at fighting than the guards, no one in the kingdom believed in goblins, so they don't know how to fight them.

  • I wonder what Curdie's parents are thinking all this time he's been gone...

  • Curdie is getting shoved aginst the wall, already weakening and all that soldier does is throw the sword at Curdie so he can catch it instead of saving him? What kind of soldier is he? 4:38- 4:41

  • at 3:55 a goblin is licking the nanny. o.o Are you sure this movie is for kids???

  • I like how the fat lady make the tiles come out of the ground when she jumps

  • omg am i the only one that notices that when curdy traps the goblin queen that her boobs are like, being cut in half?!? hahahah

  • curdy has ten eyelashes, yet irenie only has six..id love to know why that is. lol

  • That song must be the kingdom's anthem or something lol

    Apparently it's the only one everyone knows

  • Does everyone in the kingdom know only the one song?

  • Is it just me or is the goblin queen really brutal?

    Throwing kids heads into shelves god damn.

  • 5:17 ooohhhh curdie kicks her right in the tit!

  • pause at 3:57 oh my god!

    and at 5:12 what are you doing trying to rape that poor 11 year old!

  • Curdie sure taught those guards how to sing his song quick XD

  • the music is epic!

  • Curdie looks hot at 4:52!

  • CURDIE KICKED SOME ASS!

  • Why is that gobling licking her boobs at 3:55. That's kinda disturbing

  • @toutantroux eww ur right he was licking her boobs

  • @KelseyWolf OMG i thought this was a children's show

  • @toutantroux

    hahahaha

  • 2:19 scares the crap outta me EVERY single time!!!!11!!!!

  • Swords aren't for cutting things they're obviously for bashing peoples toes, you think he would have grabbed a hammer or something! And I like how the king bares a remarkable resemblence to The Burger King, all he needs is his crown!

  • Swords aren't for cutting things, they're obviously for bashing peoples toes!

  • oh my god one of the goblins was like totally sexually harassing that fat lady, they were licking her boobs!

    is this really a children's film may i ask

  • so the gaurd hits the kid giving him a knock out blow and a bloody gash. The response by them is to throw the kid in a stone room with hay. nice

  • For a split sec I thought Curdie was going to call Turnip, Turd lol.

    Holy crap that Goblin was trying to lick that woman's chest!!!

    @DeadDollLiving That's what I'd like to know lol

  • @24hrcutedeadgirl eh, she didn't seem to mind that much...

  • 5:42

  • @Alzake and 6:15

  • i kind of want to know why everyone's sitting around getting drunk...

  • 3:54 How the hell did that get past the censors?!

  • is that song like their national anthem or something??

  • that goblins just lickin the maids tits i wonder if shes still drunk

  • Ist it me? Or does Curdie look like a mix between Link and someone that was taken out of Fist of the North Star.

  • goblin gettin some action with lutey daymn!!!!

  • For some reason, i get the feeling that the Goblin prince raped the princess...-_-

  • Was that goblin licking her chest?!? oh, lord EWWW!!!

  • so the goblins have really sensitive feet but can walk around stoney caves with no shoes on?

    ok, sure.

  • As a girl, 6:10 seriously looks like it hurts. >_<

  • i love how the door is always the same exact size as the persone going through it

  • 3:59 how heavy is she or is the floor weak from them tunneling under it?

  • I wish they'd made "The Princess and Curdie" into a film, too!

  • who let the gobins out?

  • You'd think the goblins would remember to bring a pair of ear muffs...

  • 2:15 Curdie sounds like Sora off Kingdom Hearts 1 !!!! Thats tight lol is that same guy who did Sora's voice?!?!?!

  • @KyleProGamer maybe sora was played by haley joan osment, the boy in the six sense and pay it forward

  • @Punkout16 nawh i checked it was some random asian name *for kh1* lol oooo it was Haley Joan for KH2 and the rest of the KH series though :) but sadly it wasn't him either it was Peter Murray? thats what imdb says anyways haha

  • .. . . what?

  • @thingsextype basically some random kid did the voice of Curdie lol >_<

  • @KyleProGamer No, Peter Murray did the voice for Curdie, and I think Paul Keating did his singing. Besides, I'm sure Haley Joel Osment was too young for the role.

  • @KBAFourthtime Gotcha..thanks yea like just the way he said I Promise reminded me of Sora haha :) good old Kingdom Hearts

  • @KyleProGamer lol, i thought the same! i also think this might be a neat world in kingdom hearts, kinda makes sense since the goblins are creatures of the dark.

  • @scottie1189 Yeah it would be :) too bad this movie isnt Disney made :(

  • THey messed his eye up so bad.

  • How come the queen is the only one with more than one toe on each foot?!

  • Awww xD It's too bad that rose mark didn't stay. That would have been a sweet tattoo.

  • If that rapist Prince was in my room I'd be like how do you want to die? Phantom of the Opera or Three Days Grace?

    How does everyone in the castle know the song?

  • If that rapist Prince was in my room I'd be like how do you want to die? Phantom of the Opera or Three Days Grace?

  • 5:16 Boooooobies in da face:]

  • 4:52 Epic Face.

  • LOL, around 2:53 that solder did a magic trick and transformed his cup into a sword :)

  • Okay how the hell can he grab a sword around the blade and not get cut? =/

  • I'm mad that one goblin was licking Lottie's boobs...

  • the goblin prince is a total rapist.

  • i love the handshake at 6:14

  • that goblin totally licked luttis bits

  • "Obviously, we have goblins in the castle, they's climbing in your window, snatching yo princess' up, tryin to scare em so ya'll need to hide yo princess', hide yo princes' and hide yo kings cause they scare'n errbody out here'"

  • @HarbucksFML

    IF I COULD ADD THIS COMMENT TO MY FAVORATES, I WOULD.

  • @crowehskyull12 Thank yooou~~ xD

  • Let me get this straight a boy breaks into the palace and they don't think he is there to warn the king so instead of putting the unconscious untreated injured boy in a bedroom they put him in an unlocked dungeon on a bed of hay. So apparently he is dangerous enough that he doesn't get a bed but not dangerous enough to lock the door or move the mini armory right outside said door. Brilliant!

  • how did the guards know what Curty's song??? kinda weird that he only just joined the battle and they know his song

  • @kathvick cause its the anthem of the kingdom duh

  • 2:25...rape scene?

  • Wow, that goblin just raped the nanny... I thought this was a kids movie...

  • @canadababez HA! That's not the only nasty scene in this movie! Remember when the Goblin queen got into bed with the king and the king made some "noises"? Or when they woke up when Irene and Curdie tried to take off both the Queen's shoes and the king covered his *ahem* ding-a-ling? Yeah... gross.

  • I'm not as think as you drunk i am

  • security FAIL.

  • thats kinda sad. The goblins are defeated by an army of singing guards . . .

  • @ani451 Wa he seriously shouting anthem I've gone for like ten years thinking it was at them XD

  • @Ciardra same here

  • why were those guards sitting and about to have a drink if they knew that theking was caught and they were fighting in the kitchen?

  • @kdmbiotch Well if you were the guard of a castle thats never has interesting things happen to it what would you do in your spare time? lol

  • Right... so you use only the blunt side of the sword, to bruise the goblin's feet? -_-'

  • Dude, these goblins are running all up and through this place and ther guards take like forever to notice.

  • It's to bad the Goblins hate music I love it when the Villen sings

  • I would yell at the queen  Shut up boob lady and stop asking me whats that matter!!!

  • Did anybody else notice that the curtain that froglips was hiding behind just randomly appeared?

    When kurty enters the room there is no curtain but when the camera goes back to it there is!!!

  • fuck yeah he grabbed a swrod!

  • @ihateanniekelly why does everything pepol;e talk about have to be nasty or dirty so wht i mean come on wht iif a little kid saw wht you are writeing wht then huh dont comment like this on a kid movie 

  • You know the graphics seemed A LOT better as a kid XD Watching this now makes me feel old.

    Why'd those guards put Curdy right next to the weapon room after calling him delirious?

    And what's the point of having a sword if you're gonna hit them with the handle? There's a reason for the sharp point part ya know!!

  • How do they all know the song? Is that the only song known in that kingdom?? But I still love how the guards just come out singing. Its pretty awesome looking, and heroic.

  • @NLRHC00 I think it is their Anthem bc right before they started singing it the king yelled "anthem! anthem!".

  • I think Irini's grandma is so beautiful.

  • hahah i like the stars that came out of curdies foot when she stomped on his foot :P

    wouldnt that hurt her boobs? bahahah

  • hahah i like the stars that came out of curdies foot when she stomped on his foot :P

  • thumbs up for the goblin queen's boobs having the consistancy of pudding.

  • How did the guard with the black eye know that the knights in the kitchen were battling the goblins and had the king when he was just hanging around drinking?

  • thank god everyone in the land of the burger king only knows one song, sounds better then if everyone would be singing something different

  • What is the use of picking up a sword if you are just going to hit with its hild.

  • WTF!!! 3:54

  • 0:58- What the fuck? The castle is under siege and all that armor and weaponry is just sitting in the armory?

  • That kitten's BAD ASS

  • God...theyre mean to Looty...

  • Curdie is epic. All the apparentely trained soldiers can't stand against the goblins, and he just comes in and saves the day. Then he has awesome comebacks:

    "I'm not afraid. It's the smell I can't stand!"

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  • Interestingly casual way they imply Looti's size by making the stones come loose just from her jumping.

  • the castle is under attack and she sits in front of her mirror. hopless.

  • Is it wrong to think Curdie looked epicly adorable at 5:50 - 5:56 ?

    Oh well.

    :P

  • @StFuWtFgIrL Ha i thought so too ^-^

  • I meant 4:50 - 4:56 , lol, ^-^

  • @StFuWtFgIrL Lol yea me too -_-'

  • Awwwe I really love how he said 'I just pray that they haven't reached the princess yet'. They're such a cute couple and this movie is AWESOME!

  • "Go on, leave me to your precious princess!" Sooo wrong!

  • 2:26 that part always disturbed me.. it seems to hint that he rapes her somehow.. maybe that's just me.. but i always thought that even as a kid

  • Oh gosh, I don't think I would have realized where that goblin was licking the nanny if I was a kid. But still a freaky part lol

    and is it just me or did that girl goblin at 4:25 look a lot like that Queen Troll from "A Troll in Central Park"?

  • @SeizureSquid You think so too? I thought I was the only one!

  • why do they keep saying their thoughts???? im pretty sure i dont go around saying:

    "im going to eat" "im going to sleep"

    "im going to piss or i'll wet myself!!"

  • nannys that get drunk get raped! thats the lesson learned!

  • Haha 3:58 nanny starts breaking the floor!

  • OMG he raped her and the dumb-ass locked the door so no one can get in!

    and the grandmother didnt use her hair this time to heal him lol