Okay, as a Gobby, I say we're epic, but the Prince is a fucking pedofile. Wants to do "nasty things" to Curdie & see his "presious princess". He's not right in the head.
G that goblin queen ugly as h*ll. lmao.. she's the definition of "not going". the whole time she stay talking sh*t. and the toughest out of all of them. LMFAO!
there's flimsy wooden door in the dungeon that leads straight to the armory and the stairs to the rest of the castle....that's just TONS of good planning there!
@souehpdrc Until Curdie told them, as he had pointed out to Irene earlier, castle people didn't know anything about goblins or their pets, so they must not have been sure what to do, I guess.
@sparkling0bubbles IVE SEEN THIS MOVIE A MILLION TIMES WHEN I WAS YOUNGER!!! HOW COME I NEVER CONNECTED THE DOTS THERE!?!? now that im 20 and i see these movies..i realize how messed up some of my child hood movies are -.-
@LopezLakerfan90 ewww that just sounded wrong, but i find it funny when he's standing there waiting and looking at her in a pervy way then when he goes to get her he does that creepy laugh lol XD
Curdie is getting shoved aginst the wall, already weakening and all that soldier does is throw the sword at Curdie so he can catch it instead of saving him? What kind of soldier is he? 4:38- 4:41
Swords aren't for cutting things they're obviously for bashing peoples toes, you think he would have grabbed a hammer or something! And I like how the king bares a remarkable resemblence to The Burger King, all he needs is his crown!
@Punkout16 nawh i checked it was some random asian name *for kh1* lol oooo it was Haley Joan for KH2 and the rest of the KH series though :) but sadly it wasn't him either it was Peter Murray? thats what imdb says anyways haha
@KyleProGamer No, this movie was made in '92 and Haley Joel Osment was born in '88. But he would've been a perfect choice for Curdie if they did a remake before his voice changed
@KyleProGamer No, Peter Murray did the voice for Curdie, and I think Paul Keating did his singing. Besides, I'm sure Haley Joel Osment was too young for the role.
@KyleProGamer lol, i thought the same! i also think this might be a neat world in kingdom hearts, kinda makes sense since the goblins are creatures of the dark.
"Obviously, we have goblins in the castle, they's climbing in your window, snatching yo princess' up, tryin to scare em so ya'll need to hide yo princess', hide yo princes' and hide yo kings cause they scare'n errbody out here'"
Let me get this straight a boy breaks into the palace and they don't think he is there to warn the king so instead of putting the unconscious untreated injured boy in a bedroom they put him in an unlocked dungeon on a bed of hay. So apparently he is dangerous enough that he doesn't get a bed but not dangerous enough to lock the door or move the mini armory right outside said door. Brilliant!
@canadababez HA! That's not the only nasty scene in this movie! Remember when the Goblin queen got into bed with the king and the king made some "noises"? Or when they woke up when Irene and Curdie tried to take off both the Queen's shoes and the king covered his *ahem* ding-a-ling? Yeah... gross.
@ihateanniekelly why does everything pepol;e talk about have to be nasty or dirty so wht i mean come on wht iif a little kid saw wht you are writeing wht then huh dont comment like this on a kid movie
How do they all know the song? Is that the only song known in that kingdom?? But I still love how the guards just come out singing. Its pretty awesome looking, and heroic.
How did the guard with the black eye know that the knights in the kitchen were battling the goblins and had the king when he was just hanging around drinking?
Curdie is epic. All the apparentely trained soldiers can't stand against the goblins, and he just comes in and saves the day. Then he has awesome comebacks:
how can he hold on to the blade like that and not be hurt!!
kaytenn1 1 day ago
The queen wears a diper
AriIceberg 1 month ago
Okay, as a Gobby, I say we're epic, but the Prince is a fucking pedofile. Wants to do "nasty things" to Curdie & see his "presious princess". He's not right in the head.
Swordmou90 1 month ago
This can't possibly be a kids movie! How the fuck could a parent watch this with their child and be OK with it?!
princeofbohemia 2 months ago
3:55 - Once you go Goblin, you never go back.
fattybuccha72190 4 months ago 3
4:23
WTF!!!
Is that a goblin tranny,unicorn,Dutch(clog:L), opera singer ??!!?
Nittwerp 4 months ago
2:54 helmet defying gravity
Nittwerp 4 months ago
"I need to smash some toes!"
*walks by perfectly good mace*
"I'll need this sword!"
d20plusmodifier 5 months ago
I love how all your nostalgic childhood movies always end up being totally perverted.
Perrytheplatypus0 5 months ago 7
love it
allenchina33 5 months ago
3:53. YUCK!!
erikamaheu 5 months ago
What's with the goblin queens boobs? they just like fold.
maramoon1212 6 months ago
Woah, has anybody else noticed that at 1:24 there is no curtain for Froglip to hide behind, but suddenly at 1:38 there is!
skubadivinduck 6 months ago
@skubadivinduck he's pro ninja
MsTheSkyIsFalling101 6 months ago
5:26 The goblin queen's boobs must be hurtin. ouch.
tearlly 6 months ago
Lol The kingdom's all knight choir! XD
Rita3500 6 months ago
Lol, why the hell was it licking her boobs?
Kayley199514 6 months ago
@Kayley199514 Maybe that's considered foreplay in goblin society? That goblin DOES seem to be enjoying himself!!!
whitefiremage 6 months ago
lol at Luttie 3:40
RamboJenna 7 months ago
If the soldiers know the Goblins have the King...why are they sitting down to have a drink? ...I'm just sayin'.
idkjade 7 months ago
3:54
tit licken o.o
apalm22122 7 months ago
3:24 since that guard do knows where the king is WHY HE DOESN'T GO TO HELP HIM !!
LefterisFAIL 7 months ago 3
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LefterisFAIL 7 months ago
Notice how the guards didn't take Curtie to a doctor or anything. No, it looks like they just tossed him in the stable and forgot about him.
KumoriShichiyou 8 months ago 2
2:21 he so looks like hes about to rape her
DisneyLover022 8 months ago
@DisneyLover022 looks like did!
karenhenriquez 4 weeks ago
magic grandmothers, if ur hurt they are there to heal the wound xD
so there are more to grandmas than meets the eye =)
pagedancer 8 months ago
nanny being violated, princess getting raped off-screen. Toons back in my day will always remain awesome!
dabig2 8 months ago 4
@aby4111 I know right, I got the same feeling. LOL I guess that bulge was no lie! XD
LN90308558 8 months ago
G that goblin queen ugly as h*ll. lmao.. she's the definition of "not going". the whole time she stay talking sh*t. and the toughest out of all of them. LMFAO!
cjamesJC 8 months ago
lol hes got a sharp sword and he hits the shaft of the on their feet, atleast you culd swing it around abit
guyonfire87 8 months ago
Stamp on their feet, a new dance move! All the kids are doing it!
tehemocupcake 8 months ago
I love how Curdie gets hurt, and so they put him in the prison!? WTF.
tehemocupcake 8 months ago 4
yeeup
AwesomeCow84 8 months ago
So.... I think we're suppose to step on their feet?
MitsukiNamida 9 months ago
there's flimsy wooden door in the dungeon that leads straight to the armory and the stairs to the rest of the castle....that's just TONS of good planning there!
uncannypk 9 months ago
if the guards knew that there were goblins in the kitchen, then why weren't they in there helping? they were just sitting at the table drinking.
souehpdrc 9 months ago 2
@souehpdrc Until Curdie told them, as he had pointed out to Irene earlier, castle people didn't know anything about goblins or their pets, so they must not have been sure what to do, I guess.
KBAFourthtime 9 months ago
Did... did they throw Curti in the freaking DUNGEON!?
RedMiel 9 months ago
Ew. Even for a goblin, licking Looty is kind of nasty. Ok, not kind of, that IS nasty.
GOTHGAM08 9 months ago
@LeeLeeLuvsOzzie17 Disgusted at first, then she thought to herself, "Hey I could get use to this"....eeww. I'm going to stop now.
24hrcutedeadgirl 9 months ago
3:54 - 3:57 I sat there thinking OMFG!
sparkling0bubbles 9 months ago 2
@sparkling0bubbles IVE SEEN THIS MOVIE A MILLION TIMES WHEN I WAS YOUNGER!!! HOW COME I NEVER CONNECTED THE DOTS THERE!?!? now that im 20 and i see these movies..i realize how messed up some of my child hood movies are -.-
sirensuzaku4 8 months ago
Wow. No wonder the nurse is a klutz. She's a lush!
valawen 9 months ago
2:19 RAPE!!!! LOL XD
YamixZeldaPrincess91 9 months ago
@YamixZeldaPrincess91 he loves that tight pussy lol
LopezLakerfan90 9 months ago
@LopezLakerfan90 ewww that just sounded wrong, but i find it funny when he's standing there waiting and looking at her in a pervy way then when he goes to get her he does that creepy laugh lol XD
YamixZeldaPrincess91 9 months ago
@YamixZeldaPrincess91 he's just a horny goblin lol
LopezLakerfan90 9 months ago
@LopezLakerfan90 You got that right XD
YamixZeldaPrincess91 8 months ago
It makes sense that Curdy is better at fighting than the guards, no one in the kingdom believed in goblins, so they don't know how to fight them.
MoonPhase94 10 months ago
I wonder what Curdie's parents are thinking all this time he's been gone...
MoonPhase94 10 months ago 2
Curdie is getting shoved aginst the wall, already weakening and all that soldier does is throw the sword at Curdie so he can catch it instead of saving him? What kind of soldier is he? 4:38- 4:41
crybabygirl08 10 months ago 2
at 3:55 a goblin is licking the nanny. o.o Are you sure this movie is for kids???
ThePoeticAngel 10 months ago 50
I like how the fat lady make the tiles come out of the ground when she jumps
Twestination 11 months ago
omg am i the only one that notices that when curdy traps the goblin queen that her boobs are like, being cut in half?!? hahahah
imursettnsun 11 months ago 6
curdy has ten eyelashes, yet irenie only has six..id love to know why that is. lol
imursettnsun 11 months ago
That song must be the kingdom's anthem or something lol
Apparently it's the only one everyone knows
cocoa2359 11 months ago
Does everyone in the kingdom know only the one song?
LordPylon 11 months ago 4
Is it just me or is the goblin queen really brutal?
Throwing kids heads into shelves god damn.
leeham991 11 months ago
5:17 ooohhhh curdie kicks her right in the tit!
horrormovie2 11 months ago 3
pause at 3:57 oh my god!
and at 5:12 what are you doing trying to rape that poor 11 year old!
horrormovie2 11 months ago 5
Curdie sure taught those guards how to sing his song quick XD
pooples13 11 months ago
the music is epic!
divababe99 11 months ago
Curdie looks hot at 4:52!
divababe99 11 months ago 2
CURDIE KICKED SOME ASS!
holdyourwhisht 11 months ago
Why is that gobling licking her boobs at 3:55. That's kinda disturbing
toutantroux 1 year ago 18
@toutantroux eww ur right he was licking her boobs
KelseyWolf 1 year ago 3
@KelseyWolf OMG i thought this was a children's show
DannyNyxOme 1 year ago
@toutantroux
hahahaha
divababe99 11 months ago
2:19 scares the crap outta me EVERY single time!!!!11!!!!
Mufnluvr 1 year ago
Swords aren't for cutting things they're obviously for bashing peoples toes, you think he would have grabbed a hammer or something! And I like how the king bares a remarkable resemblence to The Burger King, all he needs is his crown!
Trik86 1 year ago
Swords aren't for cutting things, they're obviously for bashing peoples toes!
Trik86 1 year ago
oh my god one of the goblins was like totally sexually harassing that fat lady, they were licking her boobs!
is this really a children's film may i ask
funkychoclatekitten 1 year ago
so the gaurd hits the kid giving him a knock out blow and a bloody gash. The response by them is to throw the kid in a stone room with hay. nice
WastedTimeAndEffort 1 year ago
For a split sec I thought Curdie was going to call Turnip, Turd lol.
Holy crap that Goblin was trying to lick that woman's chest!!!
@DeadDollLiving That's what I'd like to know lol
24hrcutedeadgirl 1 year ago
@24hrcutedeadgirl eh, she didn't seem to mind that much...
LeeLeeLuvsOzzie17 1 year ago
5:42
Alzake 1 year ago
@Alzake and 6:15
Alzake 1 year ago
i kind of want to know why everyone's sitting around getting drunk...
ddaylea92 1 year ago
3:54 How the hell did that get past the censors?!
VtheHAPPYLURKER 1 year ago
is that song like their national anthem or something??
DeadDollLiving 1 year ago 3
that goblins just lickin the maids tits i wonder if shes still drunk
DShisnk 1 year ago
Ist it me? Or does Curdie look like a mix between Link and someone that was taken out of Fist of the North Star.
SaitohYatate 1 year ago
goblin gettin some action with lutey daymn!!!!
squirrelbait101 1 year ago 5
For some reason, i get the feeling that the Goblin prince raped the princess...-_-
aby4111 1 year ago 67
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@aby4111 yup he stuck his goblin penis into her tight pussy lol
LopezLakerfan90 9 months ago
Was that goblin licking her chest?!? oh, lord EWWW!!!
Mufnluvr 1 year ago 8
so the goblins have really sensitive feet but can walk around stoney caves with no shoes on?
ok, sure.
Placatus 1 year ago 7
As a girl, 6:10 seriously looks like it hurts. >_<
GenjiLangless 1 year ago
i love how the door is always the same exact size as the persone going through it
swedishdachshund2 1 year ago 4
3:59 how heavy is she or is the floor weak from them tunneling under it?
destineekennedy 1 year ago 4
I wish they'd made "The Princess and Curdie" into a film, too!
balaustine 1 year ago
who let the gobins out?
battra100 1 year ago
You'd think the goblins would remember to bring a pair of ear muffs...
hagen1248 1 year ago
2:15 Curdie sounds like Sora off Kingdom Hearts 1 !!!! Thats tight lol is that same guy who did Sora's voice?!?!?!
KyleProGamer 1 year ago
@KyleProGamer maybe sora was played by haley joan osment, the boy in the six sense and pay it forward
Punkout16 1 year ago
@Punkout16 nawh i checked it was some random asian name *for kh1* lol oooo it was Haley Joan for KH2 and the rest of the KH series though :) but sadly it wasn't him either it was Peter Murray? thats what imdb says anyways haha
KyleProGamer 1 year ago
.. . . what?
thingsextype 1 year ago
@thingsextype basically some random kid did the voice of Curdie lol >_<
KyleProGamer 1 year ago
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@KyleProGamer No, this movie was made in '92 and Haley Joel Osment was born in '88. But he would've been a perfect choice for Curdie if they did a remake before his voice changed
TealHikari 1 year ago
@KyleProGamer No, Peter Murray did the voice for Curdie, and I think Paul Keating did his singing. Besides, I'm sure Haley Joel Osment was too young for the role.
KBAFourthtime 9 months ago
@KBAFourthtime Gotcha..thanks yea like just the way he said I Promise reminded me of Sora haha :) good old Kingdom Hearts
KyleProGamer 9 months ago
@KyleProGamer lol, i thought the same! i also think this might be a neat world in kingdom hearts, kinda makes sense since the goblins are creatures of the dark.
scottie1189 1 month ago
@scottie1189 Yeah it would be :) too bad this movie isnt Disney made :(
KyleProGamer 1 month ago
THey messed his eye up so bad.
nubbinnoob 1 year ago
How come the queen is the only one with more than one toe on each foot?!
acyrox2426 1 year ago
Awww xD It's too bad that rose mark didn't stay. That would have been a sweet tattoo.
MewRazzu 1 year ago
If that rapist Prince was in my room I'd be like how do you want to die? Phantom of the Opera or Three Days Grace?
How does everyone in the castle know the song?
victimofaguillotine 1 year ago 7
If that rapist Prince was in my room I'd be like how do you want to die? Phantom of the Opera or Three Days Grace?
victimofaguillotine 1 year ago
5:16 Boooooobies in da face:]
HugsNKissess16 1 year ago
4:52 Epic Face.
HugsNKissess16 1 year ago
LOL, around 2:53 that solder did a magic trick and transformed his cup into a sword :)
Mr247smilies 1 year ago
Okay how the hell can he grab a sword around the blade and not get cut? =/
DarkWave11 1 year ago
I'm mad that one goblin was licking Lottie's boobs...
raynefallsfromgrace 1 year ago 7
the goblin prince is a total rapist.
MegaGeorgiarose 1 year ago 4
i love the handshake at 6:14
sumrbrk 1 year ago
that goblin totally licked luttis bits
BabyBreezyB 1 year ago 5
"Obviously, we have goblins in the castle, they's climbing in your window, snatching yo princess' up, tryin to scare em so ya'll need to hide yo princess', hide yo princes' and hide yo kings cause they scare'n errbody out here'"
HarbucksFML 1 year ago 77
@HarbucksFML
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crowehskyull12 8 months ago
@crowehskyull12 Thank yooou~~ xD
HarbucksFML 8 months ago
Let me get this straight a boy breaks into the palace and they don't think he is there to warn the king so instead of putting the unconscious untreated injured boy in a bedroom they put him in an unlocked dungeon on a bed of hay. So apparently he is dangerous enough that he doesn't get a bed but not dangerous enough to lock the door or move the mini armory right outside said door. Brilliant!
mysticbarkingcow 1 year ago 3
how did the guards know what Curty's song??? kinda weird that he only just joined the battle and they know his song
kathvick 1 year ago 2
@kathvick cause its the anthem of the kingdom duh
princessserena1035 1 year ago
2:25...rape scene?
FouxDeYaYa 1 year ago
Wow, that goblin just raped the nanny... I thought this was a kids movie...
canadababez 1 year ago
@canadababez HA! That's not the only nasty scene in this movie! Remember when the Goblin queen got into bed with the king and the king made some "noises"? Or when they woke up when Irene and Curdie tried to take off both the Queen's shoes and the king covered his *ahem* ding-a-ling? Yeah... gross.
MusicAngel05 1 year ago 2
I'm not as think as you drunk i am
InvaderBri 1 year ago
security FAIL.
Fiondra 1 year ago 5
thats kinda sad. The goblins are defeated by an army of singing guards . . .
Blahpuh 1 year ago
@ani451 Wa he seriously shouting anthem I've gone for like ten years thinking it was at them XD
Ciardra 1 year ago 3
@Ciardra same here
kathvick 1 year ago
why were those guards sitting and about to have a drink if they knew that theking was caught and they were fighting in the kitchen?
kdmbiotch 1 year ago
@kdmbiotch Well if you were the guard of a castle thats never has interesting things happen to it what would you do in your spare time? lol
allybugg707 1 year ago
Right... so you use only the blunt side of the sword, to bruise the goblin's feet? -_-'
MagicalGirl379 1 year ago
Dude, these goblins are running all up and through this place and ther guards take like forever to notice.
AnalieSkywind 1 year ago
It's to bad the Goblins hate music I love it when the Villen sings
powetcrusher 1 year ago 3
I would yell at the queen Shut up boob lady and stop asking me whats that matter!!!
InvaderBri 1 year ago
Did anybody else notice that the curtain that froglips was hiding behind just randomly appeared?
When kurty enters the room there is no curtain but when the camera goes back to it there is!!!
skubadivinduck 1 year ago
fuck yeah he grabbed a swrod!
stonervisi0n 1 year ago
@ihateanniekelly why does everything pepol;e talk about have to be nasty or dirty so wht i mean come on wht iif a little kid saw wht you are writeing wht then huh dont comment like this on a kid movie
mydogandme100 1 year ago
You know the graphics seemed A LOT better as a kid XD Watching this now makes me feel old.
Why'd those guards put Curdy right next to the weapon room after calling him delirious?
And what's the point of having a sword if you're gonna hit them with the handle? There's a reason for the sharp point part ya know!!
KillerxEmu 1 year ago
How do they all know the song? Is that the only song known in that kingdom?? But I still love how the guards just come out singing. Its pretty awesome looking, and heroic.
NLRHC00 1 year ago
@NLRHC00 I think it is their Anthem bc right before they started singing it the king yelled "anthem! anthem!".
ani451 1 year ago
I think Irini's grandma is so beautiful.
DimeraFan28 1 year ago
hahah i like the stars that came out of curdies foot when she stomped on his foot :P
wouldnt that hurt her boobs? bahahah
Dncer4ver 1 year ago
hahah i like the stars that came out of curdies foot when she stomped on his foot :P
Dncer4ver 1 year ago
thumbs up for the goblin queen's boobs having the consistancy of pudding.
kinyune 1 year ago
How did the guard with the black eye know that the knights in the kitchen were battling the goblins and had the king when he was just hanging around drinking?
Blahblahblahhyea 1 year ago 3
thank god everyone in the land of the burger king only knows one song, sounds better then if everyone would be singing something different
bowmansville 1 year ago 6
What is the use of picking up a sword if you are just going to hit with its hild.
hung44 1 year ago 5
WTF!!! 3:54
xolilvannahxo 1 year ago 2
0:58- What the fuck? The castle is under siege and all that armor and weaponry is just sitting in the armory?
ATMofAnubis 1 year ago 4
That kitten's BAD ASS
Ryu7490 1 year ago 2
God...theyre mean to Looty...
cheezypenguins 1 year ago 3
Curdie is epic. All the apparentely trained soldiers can't stand against the goblins, and he just comes in and saves the day. Then he has awesome comebacks:
"I'm not afraid. It's the smell I can't stand!"
hpfreak1313 1 year ago 70
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tauberpa 1 year ago 91
Interestingly casual way they imply Looti's size by making the stones come loose just from her jumping.
thytokenginga 1 year ago
the castle is under attack and she sits in front of her mirror. hopless.
meaganbledsoe 1 year ago 4
Is it wrong to think Curdie looked epicly adorable at 5:50 - 5:56 ?
Oh well.
:P
StFuWtFgIrL 1 year ago
@StFuWtFgIrL Ha i thought so too ^-^
allybugg707 1 year ago
I meant 4:50 - 4:56 , lol, ^-^
StFuWtFgIrL 1 year ago
@StFuWtFgIrL Lol yea me too -_-'
allybugg707 1 year ago
Awwwe I really love how he said 'I just pray that they haven't reached the princess yet'. They're such a cute couple and this movie is AWESOME!
sunnydale22 1 year ago 3
"Go on, leave me to your precious princess!" Sooo wrong!
ShatteredxSpiritx 1 year ago
2:26 that part always disturbed me.. it seems to hint that he rapes her somehow.. maybe that's just me.. but i always thought that even as a kid
phantomwaltz 1 year ago
Oh gosh, I don't think I would have realized where that goblin was licking the nanny if I was a kid. But still a freaky part lol
and is it just me or did that girl goblin at 4:25 look a lot like that Queen Troll from "A Troll in Central Park"?
SeizureSquid 1 year ago
@SeizureSquid You think so too? I thought I was the only one!
MonakoSM 1 year ago
why do they keep saying their thoughts???? im pretty sure i dont go around saying:
"im going to eat" "im going to sleep"
"im going to piss or i'll wet myself!!"
Loulabell99 1 year ago 2
nannys that get drunk get raped! thats the lesson learned!
jessjoy777 1 year ago 4
Haha 3:58 nanny starts breaking the floor!
patsboy93 1 year ago
OMG he raped her and the dumb-ass locked the door so no one can get in!
and the grandmother didnt use her hair this time to heal him lol
LiveOnQueen 1 year ago