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  • splendid collection

  • Can a car read a traffic sign, can it close its' grill to save fuel?

  • no kid is gonna say yes to this stupid thing

  • In 10 years the Republicans will try Passes a Bill to Put GPS Microchips inbeded in there Hands just wait....?

  • This sounds like big brother 1984 type shit

  • The world is dying.

  • What's hookie? I wanna play now

  • @SketchyBack If you get caught you lose tho.....!

  • @storebk Brilliant comment, except that 99.9% of them do. God, you're dumb.

  • I skipped shitloads of class. Didn't do any homework. Class mark of 58%.

    Wrote my diploma for the same course and got a 95%.

    SCHOOL IS BULLSHIT.

  • why waste the time and money on texting and just CHIP the students( it works for pets lol).

  • this creates nothing but a very vulnerable and corruptible method of tracking minors, both by insiders and outsiders. and it really wouldn't take the students too long to figure out they can pay another student to text for them, skipping is all about lying after all.

  • If they put one of these on me i would laugh and not go anymore on purpose

  • The school is responsible for one thing EDUCATION, anything else is up to the parents. The school and its staff has a place but it does not overide the parents place. You tell these parents they can't dicipline their children, you want to know everything that goes on outside the school. Do all a favor mind your business and stay in your place let the parents be parents and you continue to be the educators and educators only. Society can't accomplish anything cause their trying to do to much an

  • The school is responsible for one thing EDUCATION, anything else is up to the parents. The school and its staff has a place but it does not overide the parents place. You tell these parents they can't dicipline their children, you want to know everything that goes on outside the school. Do all a favor mind your business and stay in your place let the parents be parents and you continue to be the educators and educators only.

  • Seriously I always wanted them to use tech for education...but not like this crap. If kids wants to skip then kick them out. Let them realize they will have no future. Don't waste money trying to take care of kids who don't care, use it to help the students who want to actually learn for god sakes.

  • This sounds like 1984!

  • Stupid idea. I say they should just be fined to feel more adult and grown up.

  • promotes phones in school

  • When I was in school I had a 3.5GPA and took AP classes, teachers liked me and I had a rep for being a good student but the moment I started missing lots of school (due to illness not for shits and giggles) the admins wanted to call the cops on my parents! All they want is their money, not educated kids. Never do they bother the flunkies who show up each day and do nothing but me? I was a fucking problem.

  • I would just leave my phone at school.

  • Disaster

  • thats the thing about people this country, we are REALLY good at figuring out how NOT to have to do things

  • This is the stupidest idea! Why is it that lately I've heard a lot of this kind of propositions? It's scary!!!

  • this sounds like school arrest to me.

  • I totally agree. I skipped school all the time and did well in the classes I wanted to do well in. (I.E. the ones I actually put in study time for) For a lot of subjects, sometimes you don't really have to be there as long as you have a good textbook.

  • THIS is why cell phones arent allowed in schools.

    Teacher, if my kid is texting you, you already got a problem.

    Isnt GPS something they do to criminals? If your kid isnt a real criminal, could you accept this?

  • That's the stupidest fuckin thing I've ever heard. If someone is skipping school, it's often because they don't give a shit.. And they will continue to not give a shit whether they're given these dumbass tracking devices or not. If it were me, I'd sell the fuckin thing and buy myself something useful.

  • FAIL

  • What would the info even be used for...

    Ok, the student is not at the school. Then what? Get a car and find him or her via GPS. They have the manpower to do that, I dont think so. Some after school system with teachers help etc would probably be better. Students skip school because of issues usually. If its just once a year it isnt a big deal.

  • If that was me in those kids situation, i would text "suck balls" "This School Blows" "i hear the Vice Principal is gay" and stuff like that.

  • I don't agree with this at all.

    Now, how many of you want national ID cards/driver licences with all your information embedded on them?

  • Gotta love America right ?

  • I would imagine when they say "voluntary" they actually mean they'll give students who have a history of skipping school the option of suspension/ being expelled or having the GPS. Not particularly voluntary.

    That said it wouldn't be hard to just give the GPS to a friend who is at school. Kids aren't stupid when it comes to getting around shit like this.

  • @niemanickurwa rofl exactly.

  • They agreed in the frist place so what's the problem?

  • this is totally lame

  • i ditch school on a daily basis and ive gotten into some shit because of it but seriously fuck the school system

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  • Worst idea EVER.

  • i taught the heading meant strippers

    lmao

  • it use to be the parent's responsibility to make sure the kid is in school..it's a parent kid issue ..the parent has to be responsible to the school

  • how about use the money to get better teachers so that kids will actually desire to go to school

  • cant they just use the gps to find out if they are at school according to their records. based on attendance.

  • What a ridiculous waste of money. The school system has gone full retard.

  • Yeah, I was a em - truant myself *embarassed*.

    <_<

    Bad memories. My 5th grade teacher's solution, was to threaten to put my dad in jail. That didn't really work, and neither did the little meetings they'd force me into. I just got into a decent school, and told myself, "if I don't do well here, it's the end of the line."

    I dropped out from there, and now I'm in college. I DID however begin making it to school on a regular basis! :D

    Also, I had a job that I was hardly EVER late to!

  • I am a young student(14) and a good one what schools need to do is make every kid that shows up for school that day were a shock coller/braclet and if they leave school property give em a little zap. Like a scock collar for kids

  • @livEvil369 Haha your solution to get kids to stay in school is to treat them like dogs, literally? I hope this was a troll post.

  • Stupidest idea ever

  • Apparently, this ended up working well. Students that used this maintained a 97% attendance level.

    However, this is still highly unreasonable, and I'm fairly certain that this would conflict with the fourth amendment.

  • this isnt about improving education, its all about getting every dollar you can for an occupied seat. they dont like absenteeism because it costs them money; they could give a fuck whether the kids in attendance do well or not.

  • @Pelonetillo Couldn't have said it better myself and im in law enforcement .

  • They did that on The Simpsons. Martin Prince was the only volunteer.

  • @MavenCree Simpsons did it! simpsons did it! lol is there anything that they havent done? i feel bad for butters now :( i know its random but i just recently watched the south park episode :D

  • If they GPS'd me back in the day, they'd find me in the baseball dugout smoking pot! HAHA!

  • Kids are like dogs - woof!

  • 9 idiots clearly shouldn't have children nor teach them.

  • maybe we should stop having the school system babysit and try to encourage parents to do their job? A much better solution to the problem is having someone sit down and talk with their parents about their child's tardiness problem. And if the parents don't care oh well, nothing you can do about it. Some problems just cannot be solved.

  • Great, more invasion of privacy.

    Glad I'm out of the school system.

  • why are we going trough so much trouble and money for these kids if they want to skip school and fail at life let them when they grow up and they're living on the streets they will know who to blame

  • disaster, make parents pay a HUGE fine if their kids don't show up, SIMPLE!

  • Who the hell would choose to participate in this?

  • This idea is stupid and a waste of money. Parents buy their kids expensive phone n shit nowadays anyway. Why don't they just promote parents tracking their kids w/ gps on their phone (Helio had it, i'm sure most companies do by now)? What ever happened to getting parents involved? Politicians only seem to give a shit about the money when it comes to things the people need but, when it comes to stuff we don't need, money is not an issue.

  • it's optional. this is a non issue.

  • next thing is camera so they can see if they are being bad

  • I think the teaching methods of most teachers are falling behind the way students prefer to take information. Most teachers did not grow up in the information age, so their classes feel slow paced to the students. Its the same deal with overqualified workers that get bored with their jobs. Some students are not stupid, but they need more variety in teaching styles.

  • no money, no government , no insane prison like control structures like what we have today , a system that meets the needs of everybody one the planet and maintains stability not hindered by asking "can we afford it?" but by simply doing it because it's the right thing to do

    that's what The Venus Project is about , join TZM and let's all work together to save ourselves from ourselves....

    watch?v=4Z9WVZddH9w

  • Oh this is so gonna be abused

  • It's bullshit, but if I was still in school I'd totally hire myself out to send people's text messages while they play hooky.

  • There's nothing wrong with the current policies for truancy. There are consequences for skipping. Maybe not the first few times, but let's face it: a looooot of kids get straight As that skip now n' then. It's part of being a kid and having fun. As long as they perform over all and get their consequences when they're due, who gives a shit?

  • The last thing any teacher wants is students texting even MORE in class.

  • Attach it to a fucking dog.

  • Well, first this one thing is a voluntary thing as a test. But I think it should be used once someone is caught skipping, and use a ankle ring.

  • big brother for truancy.  bad idea.

  • hopefully Pedophiles don't get a hold of the locaters....

  • I was in the Anaheim district 25 years ago. If it's anything like it was back then it's disaster upon disaster. Fact is, no school in the Anaheim district ever cared if a student was truant or not. They just want to make sure they stay on campus once they're there. Most so-called truant students, at least when I was there, would go off campus to grab a burger for lunch, then come back. They prefer we all stay there so we can get our collective asses kicked by the bullies. which they do ignore.

  • my school has these... its called "smart chip" or w/e (its in the school id) its supposed take our attendance and w/e? most kids first day put them in the microwave. Schools spend on alot of stupid crap, (smart boards... look it up...) and My school PAYED for Firefox on their computers....Yeah they don't realize its open source and free online...

  • In California, the schools are given money based on the number of students that attend or $x per day per student. Say that the gps costs $300 to buy, at say $30 (made up amount) per day getting a student in the school for an extra 10 days pays for the system.

  • if they don't wanna graduate let em shit in the future they will regret it plus more job advantage for peopl who do graduate

  • "Bueller........? Ferris Bueller....?"  Thumbs up if you have had a "Mr. Rooney" follow you around town!

  • texting there teachers 3 times a day wtf

  • police polices, school teaches. Whats up with this bullshit? Just like fucking drug tests on schools. Are you fucking serious? Its not the schools job to know who is where and is taking what kind of drug, they should be teaching. I know the school has responsibility over the children while they are there but fuck me, you can take it too far. What are we? Freaking wildlife?

  • Even the children realize that the education system is a fucking joke why don't they spend this money on actually educating the kids instead of policing them

  • What student would agree to it? xD

  • @miriley6 Like children have any rights.

  • I'm for it. as soon as the admins realize that the kids are just sending them text messages to annoy them, and then that the teachers have to be fired and classes are up to 1000 kids per teacher and the rest of the teachers strike/quit, and the kids can't go to school... well aint that just the beginning of a revolution?

  • Cenk nailed it... totally the work of some company trying to push their product, makes me sick man...

  • @TheHammerOfJustice1 It might not even be the work of lobbyists. More likely it's foolish educators who believe that force and control will improve attendance and grades. This is not the case. Forcing a child to learn is like tightening your grip on a bar of soap.

  • this means the school could track them where ever they are not just if they text the school, they all ready caught school officials spying on students at home via mac book computers, do not give people access to your kids like that..., they would have to use an independent device or there own phones either way they could spy on your kids

  • i blow my nose in the general direction of your gps

  • Anna says she doesn't want school administrators to be in her kid's business. But the problem is parents are so uninvolved nowadays public schools have become responsible for these kids. I think the GPS is extreme and not the solution. But public schools have become like social services because people don't take care of their kids properly.

  • School is becoming like a prison

  • You think a kid who skips class will use this device. I would toss it into the trash can.

  • Kids have a right to privacy? Give me a break. I don't see how parents would be offended by this unless they are the type who let their kids have parties and hide stuff in their rooms. Once kids are at school, the school is legally responsible for the kids until mom or dad picks them up.

    There are a lot of challenges in getting kids interested in school. Kids have many influences: parents, peers, teachers, and the environment. But they need to be in school or otherwise they will end up in juvi.

  • @zava55 Letting the school take the whole damn responsibility is like not giving a crap about your children.

    This is so typical America, you desperately need money and actually come with stupid ideas like these instead of getting off your own asses and taking some responsibility for your children. And by responsibility i mean not controlling them like a fucking parasite on their back. Give them room to explore and figure things out on their own, but with advice and common reason.

  • @Helmutlozzi I'm not talking about kids who skip school once or twice. I'm talking about habitual truant students. I don't disagree with you, we should find other ways to get kids to be more creative AND parents should be more responsible for their children. The problem I find, as a youth counselor at a boys home, is kids lack the proper nurture at home (i.e. f'cked up parenting). I'm not saying all families. I work with extreme cases. Other than the streets, someone has to be responsible.

  • The pussification of America continues.

  • And when the students leave the GPS, like, at school?

    Also, who the fuck is going to read those texts?

  • ho ho i dont even want to know what my parents would have done to me if I ever skived off going to school =/

  • And when the students leave the GPS, like, at school?

  • what happens when these kids get into college and have sudden freedom ... when they get freedom they're never going to class

    yeah that's totally violating privacy

  • Um, way to help pedophiles in the school system!

  • Another way to take the responsibility away from the parents.

  • This money should be spent one me, at least I know it's making a difference for one person if they spent it on me.

  • They should implant them with GPS that way they can be tracked even better lol

  • My brother's school has the chips in the school IDs, which are currently not using GPS technology but are making it really hard to do attendance. It takes about a minute to scan the room and see whose here, but as many as six to scan them all in on some days. Plus, I mean: "hey, carry my card with you today, I'm craving Wendy's?" "Sure, but Friday I got a cousin's birthday party I want to look good for, so you gotta keep mine with you." "Deal."

  • the underlying issue that is creating the symptoms (truancy, dropout rate, poor "test" scores) is that our schooling system doesn't nurture humanity's natural urge for truth and a satisfying existence on earth.

    we are just molded into cogs and sprockets to become part of the corporate consumerist machine. the resistance of this is subconscious and natural.

    attach the illness, not the symptoms.

    same problem with Big Pharm and the drugging of North America.

    psilocybin & hemp ftw!

  • I completely agree with Cenk here !

  • @EdgarD8387 progressivism isn't about robbing people of their privacy. it's not wise to get your information about a political ideal from a source that opposes that ideal (e.g conservative blogs that define progressivism).

  • Ana has no children. Cenk's son isn't in school yet.

  • @MaryJesusJoseph soooo... what? "They don't know what it's like to have kids to skip class"?

  • @Jeridiculous Exactly. Most of the parents I know are fine with the school making sure the kids are in class.

  • @MaryJesusJoseph Cenk and Ana disagree with the method, not the intent. Yeah kids should go to school every day but there are far more effective ways to accomplish this.

  • @Jeridiculous Of course there are more effective ways to accomplish this. Campuses could just lock down and not allow anyone on or off.

  • Maybe not have such crappy school system and kids wouldn't be so appalled with going to school?

  • Hand the GPS to your friend. Have him take it to class. Technology thwarted.

    If the kid doesn't care and the parents aren't involved, there's not much a school can do about it.

  • Great points, Cenk! Now that's hitting the nail in the head!

  • how about.. we take the money and give teachers a more realistic work day. 2 shifts, the 1st would take early morning when students arrive today, the second would go until 5pm when most parents are getting off work.  the extra hours would provide time for another class as well as studyhall/tutoring/arts/PE etc. more teachers reduces class size, increases employment, and kids are not latch-key from 3pm on. most families have to have two working parents. schools can match today's sched not farms

  • The pedophile teachers and principles wait till the kiddies go to the bathroom following behind. Then its raping time!

  • So guys... how long before employers start doing this to workers? I mean, teachers are all too keen to compare school life to the workplace in many ways... to what extent will that be true?

  • Instead of writing off students who skip school and labeling them lazy and unmotivated, maybe look into why they don't want to be at school. Maybe there are bullying issues. Maybe they realise that most of the work they are given is truly pointless and not at all beneficial to their education. Maybe they don't need to sit in a classroom in order to learn. Not all students are built the same. Mass production education doesn't work for everyone.

  • No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

    HELL NO!!!!!!

    WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

    THOOOOPID IDEA!!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGH!

    It is inconceivable to me that any rational person would say, "My kid is skipping class, let me GPS his ass." & think that will solve the problem. This is just like, "I'm gonna pop a pill to feel better." because they don't want to take the time to solve the problem, which is causing the symptoms.

    IDIOTS!!!!!

  • America.

    Land of the free.

  • I'm only 21, and I have no idea when or if I'm going to have kids.  But there is no way Jose I'm going to put them in public school. Khan academy all the way...and then maybe a prep school before college. Seriously, I don't want my children to grow up thinking that it's normal to be treated like a criminal on probation.

  • how long will we sit idly by while we get reduced to slaves and cattle?

  • ITs the big brother from george orwell's 1984

  • @Bluelincolnpark naw. its more like the discovery channel...you tranq big game and tag em' so you can study them.

  • Money should be spent on Mathematics programs

  • @MinGophers There already enough emphasis put on Maths and Sciences... they are at the top of the subject "heirarchy"

  • @Jeridiculous maybe some money for music then. But we still have loads of improvement for the wonderful subject of math

  • @MinGophers Math is useful and everyone needs some level of proficiency, but there are other subjects that sorely need more attention.

  • @Jeridiculous agree to disagree :)

  • @MinGophers In your opinion, why is math the single most important subject?

  • its just gonna make bunking easier cos we'll just put a gps in a desk and then the teachers will be like oh they're in school

  • OK, my improper grammar didn't help my point. Choose, not chose.

  • This is sick shit. They need to allow children as young as 15 or so to chose if they wish to be in school. Why on earth is attending high school mandatory and punishable by law? I quit at 15, I went to court and had to emancipate myself so I wouldn't be arrested, and so I could work and move out on my own by 16. I think this is a better reality for most kids today, get them out of school and into the real world of M-F 9-5 work being this is where most of them will end up. A GED will suffice.

  • @TheUSMetalhead Yes and no. Not everyone is suited for the 9-5 life. Those that succeed in the school system as it is today do well in the structured 9-5 workplace. Those that don't succeed in the current school system... well, they are blatantly ignored and passed off as stupid or lazy

  • Waste of money, time, and energy.

  • How about explosive collars like in Running Man. No child left behind, alive.

  • @green0grass Cool.Lets make the truant officers as the stalkers.

  • School can get awfully boring and uninteresting. Just...awfully so. I think that's the real problem.

  • How about giving teachers a little fucking respect, and realizing that school is for learning, not fun and games? Instead of bitching about how boring school is, try turning off your iPhone and putting a little effort into learning.

  • @tctheunbeliever I see you are out of touch with realism.

  • @Jotto999 Yes, it's been at least 3 days since I was in a classroom.

  • @tctheunbeliever You seem to think that if some students aren't fitting in with the way school is, then it's "just their own damn fault and they deserve whatever burger flipping job they end up with".

    Do you really think education is anywhere near perfection? Modern neurology alone should drastically change the way school is. In short, quit being intolerant and naive, and blaming people for things that aren't really in their control anyway.

  • @Jotto999 Don't put words in my mouth. You're arguing with a straw man.

  • @tctheunbeliever If you understood that there are actual, helpful things that can be done to change school for the better so kids won't have this boredom issue anyway, then you'd realize your earlier assertion that people should stop complaining about the boredom issue is not helpful, it ignores the real problem. I exaggerated your position to illustrate, but it doesn't change the fact that your position is plainly wrong.

  • @Jotto999 My position was that teachers deserve some respect, students need to make an effort, and that the basic purpose of school is learning, not entertainment--if you think this is "plainly wrong", I plainly disagree.

  • @tctheunbeliever What's plainly wrong is how you think there is no valid criticism behind the lack of engagement some students have in school. I think you are just missing my point.

  • @Jotto999 I don't recall saying (or typing) that.

  • @tctheunbeliever This was implied by how you rudely spoke against people calling it boring.

  • @Jotto999 Incidentally, I hate cliches like "burger-flipping job." There's nothing wrong with honest work.

  • @tctheunbeliever Not every student approaches education the same way. Different students have different needs.

  • @Jeridiculous So some students have to spend all their time playing video games and gossiping with their friends? Wow, I thought I was a liberal. I never thought I'd be saying "In my day, we couldn't bring electronic toys to class, and we didn't get to decide how easy the lesson plan had to be." The grown-up world doesn't always care about your personal needs.

  • @tctheunbeliever You misunderstand. I said nothing about playing video games all day and goofing off. I just said that different students have different needs. Instead of forcing kids to learn the same stuff the exact same way, education should be tailor fit to each student's way of learning. Education should be dynamic.

    And what do you mean by "THE grown-up world"? When these kids grow up, the world will be THEIRS, and its up to them what to do with it.

  • @Jeridiculous Likewise, I didn't claim that all students are identical. But teachers have to work with what they have, and simply blaming them for everything ignores some very real problems with parents and students. I'm not a solipsist, so I don't believe that everyone LITERALLY creates his or her own world.

  • 300- 400 usd? you ca buy a ps3, cod and controllers and tell them that if they are on time they get to play ps3 for 1 hr, id never B late :P

  • If kids dont want to go to school so be it, focus on the kids that go and give them a proper education...as for the skippers well someone has to work in mcd's right?

  • Don't bother discussing the ethics of this, EVERYONE agrees it's horseshit.

    The more important issue is following the money. Who stands to get rich?

  • maybe if they made schools interesting then maybe we wouldn't have this problem.

  • @24xEBK Right now, the education system is such that the students are forced to adapt to it or fall by the wayside. This leaves a lot of bright, clever kids behind simply because they don't absorb information in an assembly-line style system. Instead, education should be tailor made to fit the learning style and ability of the students.

  • @Jeridiculous exactly

  • 300-400 dollars a UNIT?

    Use that fraking money and put it into the damned school to give it the funding, and the equipment to properly teach the kids. Are you fucking kidding me, instead of actually helping the kids your just going to track them? We don't need big brother to make the kids do better, we need to make it interesting, change the methods of teaching, not the methods of tracking.

  • this is fucking crazy.

    1984 anyone?

  • Why would the kids who care about school even want to take part in the tracking system program thingy?

  • it's becoming a necessity when parents place the blame on the school for anything bad happening to their kids during school hours...whether they are at school or not.