KBR truck driver shows off his room in Iraq

[PinkTacoAdvenger]

they let them in the military, why would iraq be any different?

[everydayhero26]

lolololol, Damn you jeff gordon!! ahaha.

[blazinbishop74]

This dude is a moron. It was like he was caught between being himself and trying to act stupid to get a laugh; which just strengthened his everyday personality. And if he is a driver out there in the desert, let me tell you, he has PLENTY of time to marinate in his unavoidable truth: the purified ignorance and sheer, dumb fuckdedness of himself, and many generations like carbon copies before him, that were just .02% less complete jackass. As his family line grows, it worsens! Reverse evolution.

[MRSzabib]

Tipical REDNECK. I worked for KBR for several years. 99% of these people mindless

[JJR2301]

DAMN JEFF GORDON!!!! LMAO!!!!

[beansemo]

lol is this suppose to be some parody of em?

[maxodia]

64 people are Jeff Gordon fans

[grizzledmook]

awful lot of military uniforms for a civie lol

[socomt5]

wow, the uys brains cells are so bored with his body , they are obviously leaving him at warp speed. is this the after effect of sleeping with mid east livestock. im sure hes a decent guy, just bored out of his mind. try reading a book, or get a hold on reading for a start.

[motorsportman265]

Lighten up guys I thought it was pretty funny

[MoreAnonymous]

hope your convoy gets shot at

[nguye605]

hilarious!! 

[tonkatoyboy02]

Other than looking like a good lay, is this dude a complete freak or what!!! OMG someone stick a fat sausage in his mouth and make him shut up already. Liked the arms though. WOOF!!!!

[dangerouslytalented]

The American taxpayers are spending WAY too much.

[pips90290]

LOL this was actually funny

[StangDGB]

thats great

[bundlesofmsg]

asshole

[cataloni10]

how many women he raped in Iraq? just wondering ..!!

am against terrorism, but the things that American garbage soldiers did to the innocent women in prisons over there, makes me sick..

[MagnumPI4]

@cataloni10 welcome to war pussy. Happened in WWII. happened in the time of the romans. life goes on. Civilizations rise and fall

[cataloni10]

@MagnumPI4 so now that what u think about wars ?? be a man, be a real soldiers, what u gonna say if ur sister or ur mom got raped ?? are u going to say the same thing u fucking trash ??

[MagnumPI4]

@cataloni10 haha. so fucking brave arent u. easy to do behind a computer. and what u basically did there was call ALL american soldiers trash which i dont appreciate, considering 3 of my cousins and brother are in the marines. get ur head out of ur ass this war isnt about raped women. no one gives a damn and what the fuck did ur comment have to with the piece of shit KBR, just another fuckin troll

[sewingmachineheaven]

The great American war machine at work. Our government found a way to crush our economy, create meaningless jobs, and proffit from war with civilians doing the work, and all at the same time. It really is amazing. Think what the rest of the world thinks of Americans now. Obama said he would create jobs.. But hey thats why KBR employees make the big bucks...

[Insomaniaartist]

who the fuck is Jeff Gordon i google him and he doesn't exist! Damn you Jeff Gordon|!

[irival]

"'''looks like this guy knows how to read....lucky"

IS THIS YOUR CARD LOL

[TheMango121]

This is awesome... favorite.. JEFF GORDON!.. I hate nascar.

[zoklops]

I will pray to SATAN the LORD of DARKNESS, so that he may place in an Iraquis mind to blow your truck with you in it. you david j.lesar kissing cocksucking asshole

[ch1ldpr3d3t0r]

can some one explain this to me i get that these are soldiers but they get that nice of a room in iraq?? thats like my room

[trainthemind]

@ch1ldpr3d3t0r theyre not the american military soldiers. theyre private companies that bring in men for auxilliary stuff- like driving the supplies trucks. The military(non kbr) however are the ones that are out on patrols and such.

[trainthemind]

@ch1ldpr3d3t0r the real soldiers doing the fighting were left to live in shitty tents like in the show M.A.S.H., do you remember those military tents from that show.. thats how our soldiers were living; meanwhile the private company KBR hired goons were basically living it up in decent enough housing and getting nice wages im assuming.

[ch1ldpr3d3t0r]

@trainthemind ok so there not in the military

[HannibalFL86]

@trainthemind Decent housing?

They live in fucking villas man, with a swimming pool that is bigger than an olympic one in the center, they throw away cars instead of changing oil!

They set them on fucking fire when a tire goes flat so they get paid to replace it!

[jbishhh]

So much drama about KBR .. video was obviously made by soldiers.

[TheSremmos]

KBR is scum. They all had 45,000.00 vehicles in Iraq. They put so many Marines at risk with their disgusting water and obvious food times. They were willing to kill United States Marines with inefficiency if it meant a dollar. FUCK YOU KBR.

[HannibalFL86]

@TheSremmos I would go further and say they poisoned everyone, not just the marines with all sorts of great, 1800s era diseases.

[HXRGuitar]

KBR truck drivers make $70,000+

So ya he isn't lacking money.

[Restarea11019V]

where can i sign up to drive trucks for kbr at an who can i call to get info ?

[Miester187]

KbR is lossing all of its contracts out there I know i worked in Iraq

[sss0037sss]

duh i just wated 3 minutes of my life watching this crap

[Basharwax]

Minnesota National Guard sucks !!! You know who you are.

[granchichis]

what unit was he in??? Man I wish I got to live like that out there... Its funny cause all them kbr guys are fucking rednecks lol

[alwaysbolero]

i thought they dont let faggots to iraq?

[VeteransAgainstKonop]

They don't... So make sure you stay home...

[cofusion7]

surpise surprise

[mooglecharmed]

monkey-headed freak!

[Popsicle22754]

this video makes me want to start my own security contracting frim and then declare shenanigans in another country. and then do something stupid for no good reason. Yup.....

[BenetFleck]

surprise

[srussell84]

Man you are dumb dude. KBR guys are so stupid. I can't believe these are the kind of jerks we have over there to represent us. Down with KBR!

[PortapottyKarate]

your mom's in kbr!

[MrVaepOr]

dude its a joke, get over it.

[PortapottyKarate]

I'll get over your mom

[MrVaepOr]

Wow your so mature!

[srussell84]

I think you mean, "you're."

[DidUAskMeFirst]

no he probably means your .... :(

[tesguy]

@PortapottyKarate you're a fucking idiot.

[srussell84]

@PortapottyKarate Sweet video faggot, JK!

[PinkTacoAdvenger]

@srussell84 you do realize these guys get shot at?

[flyinghaymann]

Hay, is KBR still hiring? I'm looking 4 something to do.

[dbholland200]

No. They are not.

[allergic2kryptonite]

Fall out of my chair funny

[Lostcause39]

Im tired of people hating on these videos. This was some funny shit! And I am sorry you rich boys out there have fun baggin on people in Iraq helpin the country YOU live in. Why dont you get your asses out there and fight and maybe you will see that making pointless videos is the only way to keep yourself from going nuts out there.......trust me I have been there twice.

[sranjeUboji]

hmm..providing the american imperialism all over the world is definitely a help for the usa.murdering innocent people,devestating and exploiting their countries is also helpful,especially when they are such huge threats to your country,like the iraq,korea, and vietnam.

hey...wait,russia has enormous amounts of basic materials which could help the usa too,I think you should try to invade them and steal as much oil and gas as you are doing in iraq.and of course you need to bring them their freedom

[jpierce1065]

get out of the usa asshole!

[Pulse4104u]

wtf  I agree u r out there somewhere see psych

when come home. good luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!????? and

reading is wrong; A Mom of soldier in Iraq

[blupheonix44]

LMFAO!!!!

[13musicsks]

funny guy! ;)

[Bulmer39]

I found it funny also, people have nothing better to do except being critics.

[XXweedboyXX]

dont get why people are so stupid ... really funny vid lol :P people jump to wrong conclusions :) i keep views to myself :P

[anchorman632]

wtf??????????????????

[tetrabud]

fuck KBR! corrupt piece of shit

[gekadeol]

fuck usa soldiers they killed many innocent ppls in iraq kida are crying who will take care of those kids usa ruined iraq hope god bless osama bin laden

[txns1967]

jerk

[tonybell1967]

cock

[MAD110490]

i realy hope that when you say us soldiers your talking about blackwater (XE now) mercenaries

[WKaliber1]

dumb crackers

[raider2121]

tht ain't kbr

[sranjeUboji]

and I was wondering why americans suck at anything that's related to war(7 years in iraq and you couln't take over,lol).how the fuck are you supposed to win anything with idiots like him.but the bigger issue is that you have idiots leading your country,and a mass of idiots supporting them.but what else do you expect from a hypocratic and fucked up country like the powefull and allmighty USA.pls don't bomb my country after reading this,pls pls pls.all hail to halliburton,kbr....good job!!!

[bl931]

what the fuck is ur prob,we have no control over our corrupt gov,and like u i didnt choose where i was born.if our country is so bad why is it overflowing with immigrants?

[bl931]

everyone look at his channel,my god your idol is an american.who is the hypocrite?

[sranjeUboji]

"look at his channel,look at his channel"...so what.I'm older than 5 years,so I don't have "idols" like you. I could have designed it with a hitler picture,would that have been better?think before you write.I understand that you got threaten by my comment,I know that I put your freedom,democracy and your over presented patriotism on the line.but fortunately not all americans are idiots,some of them realizes the shit going on in your country. pls reply

[snaks223]

Interesting, if you had any more than 2 braincells you probably could have rubbed them together and came up with a better argument. First off, we have complete control of Iraq, Fallujah? Under U.S control. Ramadi? Baghdad? ALL under US control.  Your an idiot.

[sranjeUboji]

if everything is under control,why are your soldiers dying every day,moron?

[snaks223]

Soldiers dying everyday? hardly. We had 13 deaths in Iraq in October, down by an extreme amount to past years and months, as i said your an idiot.

[sranjeUboji]

hey tommy, all that junkfood isn't good 4 ya.shit is coming outta your mouth,not your asshole,but wait...it is your mouth.and you beileve that stats you mentioned are true,poor victim. reply bitch

[MAD110490]

wowowoowow wait sooo we were suppused to take over iraq?????

[g77manning]

To all of you people trying to figure out whether this guy is KBR or not are taking this way to serious. Looking around the room saying "Well if he is KBR then why is there uniforms in his room?" Well to all you detectives out there, maybe you have'nt noticed the paper fucking mustache either. This video is good humor. Eat a dick gb342002.

[GZUS96]

This is not a KBR employee. The guy holding the camera obviously has a uniform on when he reaches for the card. Plus I odn't know of any base at present that has KBR employees in rooms together. All KBR employees have their own rooms.

[g77manning]

You are dumb. This is obviously making fun of KBR via parody of MTV cribs. You are taking this, and yourself, way to serious.

[typeanoise]

wow, this is fucking dumb.

[evilmickey]

Brokeback mountin? OMG! I LOVE THAT MOVIE!

[gb342002]

Fuck you you KBR scum. Anyone supporting KBR should fuck off and stay in iraq.

Plus he roots for Jr. First then for gordon? fucking idiot.

and our taxes pay these assholes.

[JAmaro]

lol

[F399SF]

LOL, spot on.

[justinbrittany08]

rooms not nice enough weres the gold tolit

[BurningSaviour]

If that's a KBR employee, then why are Army ACU uniforms and an Army PFU top hanging in and on the locker?

[ItsallaboutwatIthink]

He looks like a rapist to me. Other than that... that's a great room... better than anything I had in the wars.

[ferstday]

So is this guy a NICE KBR employee, or a RAPIST KBR employee?

[sprsniper15]

ha ha fuck jeff gordon

[drunkatnoon]

im sure a dvd cost the tax payers about 200dollars a dvd

[dave777blaster]

them thar new fangled trailors is perrrrdeee

beats the trailer trash park back home dont it

I'se bet use bin having lot os fun in Irack

wit all them thar big guns now I lost alot of weight while u was gone i only weigh 279 pounds

you all come back to lulu now.

in one peece gee golly was sure good to see your face again

them thar foreign troops here in America says they gona come fer our guns and all

and tell us that you is not commin back

i'se a waiting fer ya bye for now LULU

[PresleynNY]

Victorino is an asshole!!

[ryanhellps3]

I may be a retard, and so what I am cool with that, but I vote this is a real KBR guy at a real place in Iraq. I have a hunch....

[ctd011077]

Hey ricoberto1, I know your not that bright, but try to keep up with the thread. OK? I was responding to everyone thinking this is actually a KBR employee.

[ricoberto1]

You stupid asses, this guy is making fun of the KBR rednecks.

[ratwell71]

SCREW THE GOV'T

[ratwell71]

GOOD JOB MAKING FUN OF THE KBR F-CKS

[WagonDriver74]

It is amazing how you idiots continue to talk about this guy thinking he works for KBR. He is military.

[spearheadtrucker]

He makes over $100,000 plus for being in KBR. Taxpayer paid!! I'm going to start a petition against KBR to get idiots like this out of Iraq. Ur paying their salary what do i know i'm just a respectable soldier

[spearheadtrucker]

I fucking hate this fuck!!!!

[spearheadtrucker]

I'm in the army as a damn truck driver and this fool makes $100,000 plus for doing the same damn thing I do. I truly wish KBR and Halliburton would fold. This guy is probably the one that ran over an Iraqi child outside of Anaconda. I was a peaceful soldier there in OIF 1. Ever since I got fired upon cause of this idiot. I hate KBR and Halliburton!! They all need to leave!!! I lived in a tent while this idiot lives in a nice trailer. I wish Iraqis would just bomb KBR and Halliburton die mtf!!!!!

[ctd011077]

Yea, well if your in the Army tell me why this "KBR employee" has Army uniforms hanging in his closet? O sorry that was his roommate!! LOL

[biggoosht]

God Bless you!!!!!!!It's mother f-ers like KBR and Halliburton that are treating troops and the U.S. public like toilet paper.

[Mofoe2001]

I signed up for KBR\logcap a week ago. I just wanted to know how are the living quarters for warehouseman are like. I was also wondering if the base where the warehouses get attacked. the more info, the better. thanks

[CW2Austin]

Nicer than most Field-Grade Officers barracks in the sandbox.

[rkymtnsnowflake]

I really enjoyed your video! Jeff Gordon's coming...ya betta watch out honey pie!

[memphismafia1958]

vic victorino is a asshole.

[victorinokbr]

I take offense to that comment. I tried my best to run a camp. Sorry, I was dick most of the time. Hell, I didn't even care if you boys had a beer every now and then.

[Traviskidd]

only if yor apart of the military you would think this is funny...Infantry solider here...that shit was funny as hell..is this your card?!?!? LOL GOD DAMN JEFF GORDON!!!! LMAO!!!

[conradhoppe4]

drive one day a week,and make 1,5k that aint bad,No $ for food?well just go to the 3 buffets a day.Looks dangerous.Dont waste you 100k on a car.

[lukatron2]

loser

[3bleadpencil]

the real Halliburton/K B R

watch?v=chXjCtkymRQ&feature=re­lated

[sparten]

DAMN YOU JEFF GORDON... YEAH

[hawk7900]

Ha ha faggot!! Brokeback mountain?? F-A-G!

[jamesandrew2000]

That was pretty funny. Does GORGNAGA understand that was a sendup? Whos the dipshit,really?

[gorgnaga]

a worthless redneck who hopefully one day will be crippled for life from an explosion lol maybe he already is crippled lol I laugh at truckers that don't make it back home. got what they deserved for being greedy!

[sparten]

HEY FUCK YOU hes thousands of miles away fighting for the freedom you have today.

[drunkatnoon]

hey sparten are you retarded or just a fag..fighting for freedom??? you need to wake the fuck up kid, george bush is a nazi and people are being killed over OIL..oh yeah 9/11 was an inside job douche bag

[purek2000]

shut the fuck up god wat is it with people and nazis there is only a few left not every white guy is nazi

but bush is a fucking stupid ass redneck

[cratesors]

he's not fighting for anyone's freedom, but to make richer Halliburton, and to get oil to your corrupt country.

YOU IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT!

MURDERERS!

[vatossan]

haliburton is stealing from USA by gettin the taxes from americans.

so u just shut up cuz u know nothing.

[cratesors]

Yes... and idiots like you are PROUD to go and kill inocent people to make Haliburton RICHER!

OHHHHHHHHHHH MY SO PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!

THIS IS THE BEST COUNTRY TO LIVE! EVERYONE WANTS TO LIVE HERE... hehehehe..

YOU IDIOT!

Murderers!

[vatossan]

what are u?a retarted shit?

we didnt know halliburton was doing this,is not only halliburton,its all the republican's idea,they were planning this since 1993.

your a shit hole who doeen't know shit so shut the fuck up.

[vatossan]

and no

insurgents arn't innocent,so shut up.

[wrxKenny]

that was great. i used to work for KBR and yes he was making fun of us. and did a good job. most the mother fuckers are from texas and love nascar.

[Rofocowboy84]

"Damn you Jeff Gordon!" Lol, great!

[maxshannon]

I'm interested in driving truck or operating heavy equipment in Iraq does anyone have a contact phone number? or email address

Thanks

[Bobbo63]

Rad!!!!!

im leavin at the end of the month to "purify" water

if theres crazy fuckers ofer there like that... then im going to do just fine!!!

[taz8devil8]

is this ya card! lol hilarious

[Sarahew88]

Hilarious! He is making fun of KBR and he has a dead on impersonation. All he needs to perfect it is a mullet and a vest with a hundred pockets on it as if he is going on safari. OH! And the superior attitude, that would make it perfect. More more I want more!

[pandeche3]

nice mustachio!!

[rataMacue22]

What a waste of my tax dollars.

[enycepapa87]

he not kbr he a soilder look at the wall locker it has army uniform in there and pt jacket hanging on the door

[reddfactory]

Do you have to be gay to work for KBR?

[QUEMTIME]

kbr rule

[benedictrove]

I'm afraid to ask what that white stuff on his moustache is.

[gosciu555]

hahaha that is hilarious, good job

[sanchozpipas]

thats really fucking sad

[HighwayCinema]

the card joke was brilliant. The rest? yawn...

[polyphasic1337]

bwaaaahahahaha! IS THIS YOUR CARD!!!

rofl

[narkoyan]

is he a freak?

[mcschmand]

easy-80 atze, back in the company

[thomasdillingham]

dude this rocks seen it 100 times,,,damn jeff gordan!!!!!

[QUEMTIME]

nice 1 KBR

[tjdillingham]

dude, just watched your video again and let me say. . .everyone i show it to is fucking laughin their ass off. . .we need more of this. . anyway i'm a kbr employee and this is great man. . .MAKE MORE PLEASE

[PortapottyKarate]

thanks for the appreciation... I had a few sequel ideas maybe I will look at making them.

[babelfreak]

dude, I think your brain is overheated.

[rnogier]

ya know I was thinking of mabye applying with KBR, buuut if this is the kind of idiot they are hiring then it's no wonder they are getting shot over there.

Think I'll skip it and go back to logging.

[js179]

nerds. probably never been laid. its army guys, not kbr.

[amberleighphillips]

I'm Military and was shacking up with a married KBR employee...let me tell you the hooch's arent bad at all.

[PortapottyKarate]

Yeah I heard they were sweet, with showers and crud in them... lucky. and bigger than ours. But better than being in a tent I suppose.

[tjdillingham]

This has seriously got me cracking up. . THIS IS HILARIOUS. . .

[bigmac045825]

nothing quite like a gold glass of ice tea....too bad their isn't one in this video. keep up the good work! UM

[PortapottyKarate]

Not really. I just decided it was a contractor after we made it.

[Kahta]

Is this an inside joke making fun of contractors?