The other day on the bus I said "fuck" under my breath after nearly falling over and the schoolboy next to me said "Language, girlie! You kiss your father with that mouth?" After about a second, during which New York City Cops was playing on my iPod, I said "Nooo... I kiss your father with this mouth." All the boy's friends yelled "Oohhh!!"
@culturevulture123 sounds like a square little christian fuck lulz. also sounds about 13 years younger than me ha....ima get off the computer now. time to shread
you are a cocksucker you are a crazy motherfucker, I quote this and a bunch of other stuff from In Transit all the fucking time and NO ONE GETS IT..losers
I was in my room watching this with a group of 6 friends and when Nick said "I kiss YOUR mother with this mouth" the whole room went "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
you are a cocksucker you are a crazy motherfucker!!! lol i cannot stop laughing at that!!!
MegaZaza27 6 days ago
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"I kiss your mother with this mouth." xDDD
ObsesionArcticM 1 week ago
Nick be trollin' youz be cryin'
SoyUnCocodrilo 3 weeks ago
I wish I was Ryan's mom :((
plasticworld96 1 month ago 2
literally greatest thing I have ever seen
epauledevant 1 month ago
hahahhaha pobre Ryan...lo q lidia con tener a Nick Valenci a su lado y diciendole esas cosas...hahaha me cae bien xDDD
karli9767 1 month ago
you can kiss me with this mouth ;)
isapurkote 2 months ago 4
this is like, the best film ever!
dudettederpina 2 months ago
"i kiss your mother with this mouth."
lol
KatyForever93 2 months ago
Poor Ryan got owned
Jambabond 2 months ago
I need to go piss my pants now this was funny! :D
BrUnOMaRRsBABE 2 months ago
you look grEeEaAaAat!
nicepine4 2 months ago 3
Fucking lucky Ryan's mom!
TheAngSimpson 3 months ago 10
I know every single word said in this video by heart
MTmetalchick13 3 months ago 3
Jajajjajaja, lo re cagó xD
LavigneCamm 3 months ago
I LOVE RYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iLUVindians19 3 months ago 2
EPIC
pitufinastar 4 months ago
the kid who sits is the video "The end has no end" right?
Nunchackus 4 months ago
"I kiss your mother eith this mouth" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
liviamargera 4 months ago 6
"You look beautiful."
"You are a cocksucker, you are a crazy motherfucker!"
I'll never call Nick beautiful, obviously he doesn't like it. xD
bianka173 4 months ago 17
@cjmiloveyoucmc that's either really creepy or really creepy, though understandable
carlo88moe 5 months ago
"...yyeah, but----"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH"
The Strokes are just a bunch of guys dicking around. Gotta love em.
VoxFaux 5 months ago 17
who is sitting on the couch and asks "you kiss ur mother with that mouth?"
kdt279 5 months ago 2
@kdt279 MANAGER
theFuckhole69 5 months ago
@kdt279 ryan gentles.. who is essentially part of the band
Chacha5678 4 months ago 2
OHHHHHHH!!!! XD
imstrokes15 5 months ago
i love alberts face at the beginning:))
PigsWithAttitude7 5 months ago
Hahaha 0:14 YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL hahahahaha
Samawsom 6 months ago
Why did Nick say he looked sub-par? He looks amazing ALL THE TIME!
CaliforniaStrokesFan 6 months ago 2
The other day on the bus I said "fuck" under my breath after nearly falling over and the schoolboy next to me said "Language, girlie! You kiss your father with that mouth?" After about a second, during which New York City Cops was playing on my iPod, I said "Nooo... I kiss your father with this mouth." All the boy's friends yelled "Oohhh!!"
Thank you, Nick Valensi.
culturevulture123 6 months ago 27
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AngrypunkNaysayer 5 months ago
@culturevulture123 sounds like a square little christian fuck lulz. also sounds about 13 years younger than me ha....ima get off the computer now. time to shread
AngrypunkNaysayer 5 months ago
LMAO
cravicanela 7 months ago
who's the guy in the chair
TheSonorama21 7 months ago
@TheSonorama21 He's Ryan Gentles, the manager of The Strokes.
Natalie3621 7 months ago
@Natalie3621
thank you!
TheSonorama21 7 months ago
puh-leaasse Nick, you can NEVER look sub-par. :)
PlainWhiteJess 8 months ago 12
Nick Valensi's Fatality
Ichigoxdd1 8 months ago 10
XD.....lucky mother....
zestroker1 8 months ago 2
you are a cocksucker you are a crazy motherfucker, I quote this and a bunch of other stuff from In Transit all the fucking time and NO ONE GETS IT..losers
duhitsale 8 months ago 18
Are you listening...h. at 8!
dfkdjfksjfkds 8 months ago
I watch this for a gajillion times and still laugh when Ryan says, "you look beautiful." I just can't handle his face.
pramufitra 9 months ago 2
jajaja fucking cool
Thiagowaters 10 months ago 2
I was in my room watching this with a group of 6 friends and when Nick said "I kiss YOUR mother with this mouth" the whole room went "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
MrsCuteyFruity 10 months ago 22
i wish i was ryan's mother....
caroline1697 10 months ago 16
Instant win!!
IMakeEpicSAMmiches 10 months ago
I kiss your mother with this mouth OOOOOO! LOL
TheSpiceCandy 11 months ago 6
Nick FTW.
believemenatalie 11 months ago 7
never getting tired of this
murderxkawai 1 year ago 6
what does ryan do?
5971034 1 year ago
@5971034 Manager, and 6th Stroke. He's amazing :)
pollywolly67 1 year ago
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giselle21able 1 year ago
I normally wouldn't like jokes like that, but that was too hilarious! Oh Nick. <3
VivienCullenDiaz 1 year ago
Oh Nick is funny!
... I would not be able to help but laugh too, but I would still be mad because I wanted to show it to my mother.
drunkandmisguided 1 year ago
I like how he says he looks sub par, but he looks completely gorgeous.
celinapaz1251 1 year ago 5
haha well that's some LUCKY ASS mother ! XD
princesslily181 1 year ago 8
haha he's so funny
franzypansy 1 year ago 4
i fucking love these guys.
circlejerkchamp 1 year ago 5
hahahaha
HorrorApple 1 year ago
you kiss your mother with that mouth?
no i kiss your mother with this mouth oh!!! lol nick your so funny XD
mrspixiedust 2 years ago 4
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Nick is stupid hahahah.
blochead170000 2 years ago
Nick is so funny!! I love them!!
dital123 2 years ago 104
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haha love julian
"i kiss your mother with this mouth"
<3fucking legend!
crossbonez22 2 years ago
hmmm.. that's uhh. that's actually nick.
strokesfan1107 2 years ago
XD , RYAN ♥
Strokaa 2 years ago
Ryan is the one in the blue shirt right? What does he do?
cholepaprika 2 years ago
yes
Strokaa 2 years ago
He's their manager/Wiz-Kid CEO.
cyberfruit 2 years ago
that was quite a good comeback at the end
well done
domh10 2 years ago 170
haha brilliant
aaronb01 3 years ago 3