Le Pretentious Filme

[Bulletkit]

film... eh THAT BING'S A SPAH!!

[1SpyCrab]

This video brings so many memories.

[QueenoftheCrocodiles]

"Good day,

I am a Rome who ate me a fish of chicken and I would help you sing a song and a subject; dance my on a card, speak French.

I like taking photographs of children, eat lard.

Oranges.

Once I am mounted a cool Ramael.

It’s done."

"Ah, sir! Please eat my cat! ...Baguettes...?"

Tom... Bing... Um...

I don't even know what to say.

[SuperEmjo]

@QueenoftheCrocodiles Is lard not bacon?

[QueenoftheCrocodiles]

@SuperEmjo

I think it depends on whether or not you're speaking Français Québécois or Français du France, because I've been in the French Immersion program since kindergarten, and bacon was always 'bacon', but pronounced differently. :)

[failsatpancakes]

i speak french, and hes really just saying so much shit x)

[SMCTITAN]

what happens at the end with his foot?

[relyt199]

It should be Le filme pretentious.

[ideeman1994]

0:50 J'aime prendre des photographies des enfants manger du lard Litterally means: "I like to take pictures of children and eat bacon" XD

[iamtheplauge]

le orange... classic

[254osvaldo]

o.O WTF ?_?

[catron350]

I think bing told him to eat his cat but im not sure

[Beastbabe2]

@catron350 He did.

[Tomio2664]

Classic tomska

[zander7x7]

I love the slapping gag!

[marubiller18]

"What le sh*t!?!" lmfao

[RExplosionStudios]

1:55 WHAT LE SHIT.

[cellshoes]

Im french and hearing you talking french like that was horrible for me. Its not French, its an horrible language! Please please stop it cuz there are to many mistakes!

[101sunflare]

@cellshoes It's meant to be like that... you know that right? He's making a film like a french film, and he doesn't speak french, so he thought it would be funny to say something completely different in french. Just making sure you understand comedy...

[ceromantique]

this "satire" is worse than pretentious. it is phoney in its ignorant attempt at being hipster chic irony. there is not one ounce of originality or comedy to this vitriol.

[SuperLLOOOOOLL]

@ceromantique What?

[ceromantique]

@SuperLLOOOOOLL exactly the answer expected from a dim, unintelligent knob . not many are expected to understand words that are much bigger than what, cool, dude, and SuperLLOOOOOLL these days are they? what a shame.

[henani123]

O.o I take French and what he is actually saying makes no sence whatsoever....

[ladymold2748]

Wow, this was hilarious! Sacre bleu!

[ff6257]

@ 0:40 hes saying speaking lots of french

[FoeShizzlee]

1:40 guy on bike not realising he is in the presence of genius!

[SuperLLOOOOOLL]

this made me and my friend hav a lafing fit

[smoofysmoof]

It's even funnier when you understand what they're saying xD Bing at 1:19 is saying "Mister! Please eat my cat!"

[gnomemax1]

hehe i think bing said sir eat my cat please

[WARar1234]

What the sheet haha

[theDuckdeath]

HILARIOUS !!! X)

[MrLukalindh]

WHY DONT YOU MAKE FILMS LIKE THESE ANYMORE? XD THIS IS HILLARIOUS:D 1:20 to 1:58 I fell of my chair laughing:D

[RExplosionStudios]

@MrLukalindh because this was for his university/6th form courses.

[MsNancyDrewFan]

its hard to read the subtitles and listen in french since i know they have nothing to do with one another...

[artist1josh]

I laughed so hard at the scene with Bing.

[2Legoman2]

La traduction anglaise de la lettre est hors-sujet!!!

[Xephos69]

Er…

[mrndhndhndhndh]

what the sheet? hahaha

[JacobMorrisNinetyTwo]

Long Road ftw!

[DesperatedGirls]

Sacrebleuuu!!! <3

[redono12]

this.... good sir, is even funnier when you are french, i laughed, alot, when he was writing his letter haha

[asyouwish141]

Translation, please! (I highly doubt the subtitles are accurate.)

[howzitman]

Love seeing them trying to keep straight faces!

[HannahMacMaster]

Lol, the subtitles have nothing to do with what they're saying

[yakpelt]

You guys had no idea what you were saying, did you, Tom?

[Powerskunk2]

"What le shit?"

[Powerskunk2]

"What

[12345678azertyuiop]

lmfao, I'm french and what he's saying has nothing to do with the subtitles !

[bieberfan457]

Yeah seriously! "Eat my cat please" XDa

[molavegurl]

"mangez mon chat s'il vous plait" lol what the hell?

[MrWingedDeath]

Hahaha! if you are French, or you understand the french speech....it just adds a whole new comedy aspect!

[StickmanShifter]

@MrWingedDeath Indeed. 'I like to take pictures of kids eating lard'... the hell?

[TheDeadHeadShow]

It's even funnier to watch when you're french... xD

[milkytubtub]

yum ciggarretes

[Leslie4rd]

0:47 were can I get his gloves??!?

[Chewvacoso]

0:20 $1.09

[jaynesstice]

Je suis français. C'est magnifique! J'ai adoré!

[ily9822]

strange...

[IsraeliGasMask]

...

Le Whut?

[AuzzieBoredguy]

Nomnombom

[allanand0]

In soviet russia, cigarettes eats you!

[irishcoffee]

that was parfait!

[MegaPictureShow]

You and you ska accesories. I love your jacket!

[hdmandude244]

"Mangez mon chats, s'il vous plaît" LOL

[animegirlrocker345]

i like how when they were slapping in "le" post office, the slapping sounds didnt match up with the actual slapping xD

[BeatlesMadeTheWorld]

Where did you get that jacket? It's fuckin' awesome.

[toksiini]

@BeatlesMadeTheWorld from varusteleka.fi

[fairylightlady]

Like this if u noticed there was no 0:22

[asiburger]

@fairylightlady no what? music?

[Endoom76]

I'am French and... I just laugh hard. So hard. 

[Stealthpath]

lol 'Espeakelos French' 0:39

[elliotthansenisme]

Monsieur, mangez, mon chat, s'il vous plait…silence…uhhhh-huh…tom steals bing's cigarette and eats it…les baguettes?…tom leaves…huh?…someone slaps bing…what le shit?

[FireBoom1]

what le fuck did i watch? XD

[donandronan]

??!??! 61

[rockon935]

Lol what?

[rockon935]

Manger mon chat s'il vous plait! That means: Eat my cat, if you would!

[ivan1793]

@rockon935

S'il vous plait is how frenchmen say "please"

But still it's creepy...

[Cubalisk]

Sacrebleu!

[onelazynoob15]

yay! edible cigarette

[EazyRun]

WLS: What Le Shit :D ? Like, what the cannabis xD ?

[Animecouple990]

Le Like!

[KylaxieLicious]

I saw you enjoy that slap fight,Tom!

[KylaxieLicious]

What kind of a postcard has the words "postcard" on it? O_O

[Nameguy0]

This is so funny XD

[bigspaz3]

Sir, will you please eat my cat? .... *long pause*... Baguette.

This is why it's good to take French.

[imkindaDasH]

1:18 transelates to: ah mister. eat my cat, please?

[GearaldCeltaro]

I'm sure slapping each other was fun.

[randomfreaks41]

1:55 what le shit? LMFAO! xD

[xoxovannaxoxo]

@randomfreaks41

haha no its WHAT THE BITCH according to Bing :333

[videosbythe5]

I love the party paddles!and, sapping at le post office

[eddsworldsuperfan]

yaaaaay i didnt understand this at all exsept the part about the cat named steve i know dat music its da pink panther theme this da best thing i ever see wooooooo im random

[TimFreud]

Being French and watching this is EPIC.

Sacrebleu!

[RSObelix]

What le shit is this?

[dionleesmith]

at one part he says something like i cant speaka le french

[KLARHExCHERNOBYL]

mdrrrr il a du lire sur le traducteur, il dit trop de la merde lol

[dionleesmith]

lol tom can u reply to my comment ive always wanted a extremely dope (meaning kewl) guy to reply to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! lol oh ya and what the sheet

[dionleesmith]

lol tom can u reply to my comment ive always wanted a extremely dope (meaning kewl) guy to reply to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! lol

[TThomato]

Anybody else actually realized that the subtitles and what is being said are completely different

[Salikthecruel]

En tant que français, je ne peux que rire devant la caricature grotesque que tu as fait de la culture et du cinéma français. Tu serais surpris de savoir comment nous voyons les anglais, ces mangeurs d'agneau à la menthe flegmatiques qui attendent l'heure du thé leur chapeau melon sur la tête. Si toi, Tomska, tu as bien compris ce message, alors répond en écrivant "à la pêche aux moules" avec un autre coquillage à la place des moules !

[MetalHippiePunk]

@Salikthecruel Et maintenant en anglais, s.v.p.

[HetalianIdiot]

...What le shit?

[randomgeekyrockers]

In school I found shit in the english french dictionary it is merde

[spriteaddict2435]

What le shit?

[BrickBoy412]

what le shit XD

in french it would actualy be: quell la merde

[bareroftime]

ithouigh you were eating a ciggerete for a second there

[TheBanana4life]

WHAT LE SHEET!

[TheLittleMissDead]

GOTTA LOVE THE POSTCARD'S STAP

[Stealthpath]

I love Tom's face when he tries not to smile when he's being slapped.

[blade3337]

2:44 best slap fight ever!

[p3rs0n42]

hmm.... 1:19 Bing:

"Aah, Monsieur, manger mon chat, sil vous plait!" =

Aah sir, eat my cat please

LOL!?

[chelsamomoLOU]

"sir, eat my cat please" classique!

[oriokisgodoflife]

what le shit

[MrAidanhart]

Sweet jacket dude

[password1821]

1:39

THE INVENTION OF CHEWING TOBACCO

[EliKG114]

did i hear bing say what the s***?

[thab31]

tomska, you really don't speak french, don't you?? I am french n what you say in the video is more than funny ^^ do you know what it mean or do you just take sentences you heard??

[Moobert5434]

XDDD what just happened?? Totally showing this to my French class now

[LatumWay]

That was hilarious. TOM DO MORE VIDEOS LIKE THIS!

[DutchEvilEvi]

hahaha even i (i feal hard in french, im dutch and my mark for french is 4 out of 10) can see that tom doesnt speak french.

haha le end haha com on everybody know its la fini

and the title filme hahah. just put a e behind it doesnt fake it french (its le film) (and if tom knew a little french he did: le film pretentious)

[JazDragon3]

I wasn't very fond of the "Le Fag" part of this but the rest is HILARIOUS!!!

[tontongrenadine]

@Bordom7771 yes he did...

Lmao @ the French imitations... Sacrebleu!

[Bordom7771]

Wait wait wait.....did he just say "Sir,eat my cat,if you would?" at 1:20?

[mrperfectstuff]

@Bordom7771 haha yes he did :)

[jonasldg]

le boring

[AdamovitchQuwelton]

Being an anglophone living in Quebec, I can appreciate when somebody attempts to speak french and totally butchers it... hell, french people can barely speak proper french here anyways

[sqeekses]

XD beginning cracked me up

[hinatalover1424]

0:53 "i love to take pictures of children eating lard" XD

[renaisawesome]

i dont get it. THUMBS UPP!!! :DDD

[aarh0427]

tom, you're hot :)

[WizardSlay]

I was expecting him to slap him, then take the cigar. Instead he took the cigar and ate it.

[KommiJB]

manger mon chat?

[MegaOoga]

Lol

Sir, eat my cat please

[dexdex1560]

aw hilarity!

it's even weirder when you understand what is said and the subtitles do not match.

[chapagiugi]

le baguetteeeeeee xD

[whymeproductionz]

genius! especially when he is writing the letter and what he says has nothing to do with the subtitles! Mon ami c'est fantastique! (not sure if this is correct I haven't wrote french in a long time... )

[pimasta314]

The real french stuff is actually begins as "I am a man who likes to eat fish and chicken and I want to sing a song..." and later, "I like to photograph kids eating *something*" and "orange". That kind of gives you the idea of the rest of the film.

[pimasta314]

The real french stuff is actually begins as "I am a man who likes to eat fish and chicken and I want to sing a song..." That kind of gives you the idea of the rest of the film.

[Superpear8]

Mange mon chat? O.o

[Amybot2]

oh yea tom smiled at the slapping part

[Amybot2]

lol at the end

[SolarComms]

Bing asked him to eat his cat???

[JallaJay666]

i speak french and i lol'd at what they actually said.

[myself105]

..... le bagette...........

[Kaorie34]

Lol i'm so proud to be french now. This video is so much more awesome to watch when you're french XD !!!

Super travail ! :D

[myself105]

@Kaorie34 translate it please :L

[Kaorie34]

@myself105

translate what ?

[myself105]

@Kaorie34 all the french bits :P

[Kaorie34]

@myself105

Super travail = Super ( very good ) work

[jacinth0meadow]

I didnt kno all french ppl sound alike XD what le shit <- lol~ness

[ryuchou666]

I'm french and I find this extremly funny x)

At least, it's not full of frogs and snails ;)

[Allyosaugh]

1:18 "Ah, sir! Eat my cat, please!"

wat

[jcsd14us]

0:55 very pretentious XD

[superjel6]

Rofl... In sovjet russia, cigaret eat you... After losing the game ;)

[DoomChopStick]

i can't believe Tom just ate a Cigarette!!

[imkindaDasH]

Tom couldt ceep serius at 02:50

[Gooblyful]

LOLOLOL what le shit LOLOLOL

[KingdomofConnor]

I only just got the movie reference at 0:56

[xxMissSkellingtonxx]

"Hey Mr, eat the cat please."

LOVE THIS.

[Themuffinz101]

This is why I'm in French.

[noellethezany]

LOL.

i can't decide if tom really chewed that cigarette up.

i'm leaning towards not.

yes, i like to state the obvious.

i look forward to your letters.

-shot for craig ferguson quote abuse-

-and referencing craig ferguson in the first place-

-and being way to rambley-

[JohnHelgeK]

what le shit!

[Vickevi]

Drumbet at the end lol xD

[2871pam]

ce n'est pas le end, c'est la fin.

I've got french classes you know :P

[CaRnIvAlFrEaKsHoW676]

wahat le shit?!?! hehe canned myself...

[imkindaDasH]

what le shit?

win!

[HubbyMe]

'Ah hello, eat my cat please?' xD

[simiown]

what le shit lol

just because you say le in front of a word doesent make it french

[gravitywins24]

Le baguette!

[nrcmonkey]

I see your pretension and raise you one of my own. (Le Tim Noir).

[MattxMello94]

"manger mon chat si'l vous plait?" XDDD do you wanna eat my cat?? genious!!

[SirGenderon]

Hum almost everything he said is full of mistakes... this is not French!!!!!

[TomSka]

@SirGenderon Next you'll be telling me this video wasn't in colour O:

[QWERTYCommander]

@TomSka

WHAT!? This video isn't in colour!? I can't believe it! I feel like I've been betrayed...

[HLkiller2]

@TomSka

Indeed

[SuperBatman900]

@TomSka I'm a dog so I wouldn't know. it all looks gray and it all sounds like gibberish to me

[CrowRoll]

@TomSka aw my gawd! This movie isnt in colour!

[MrAidanhart]

@TomSka lol pwnd tht bitch

[jeckote]

@TomSka

it totally was you know

black white and grey