John Titor

[ericgrimm22]

quite possibly the worst video on youtube

[VJIWill]

El Psy Congroo.

[TheLayira]

just an idiot.

[fuckmania07]

FUCK JOHN TITOR !!!

[flyingunknown]

hoax

[SEAWEEDRAVEN]

Pedophilia is illegal and ugly! I will not rest until you are in jail, stablish01!

[lastasexual]

there is something wrong with you.

[SEAWEEDRAVEN]

stablish01 what you do with those young boys is beyond reprehensible, if I believed in God I would ask why you exist.

[SEAWEEDRAVEN]

stablish01 has videos of naked underage filipino boys on his myspace. I have reported you to the authorities.

[deadheroz]

Dude, did you just save that comment and decide to paste it on all of these time travel vids. Stop it. That shit is lame. the point your trying to make is fucking stupid. Partying with roman bitches?....Moron. If he is real, then your just the kind of lazy fucking sheep he was talking about. Be serious. These aren't the days and times for your stupid jokes.

[SEAWEEDRAVEN]

IF he is real? ***SHEEP***

[SEAWEEDRAVEN]

If John Titor was a time traveler, he will be allover time events, next to Jesus Christ on the Last Souper, on the Cruzades right beside King Richard, on the Accient Rome partying with those roman Bitches, in Egipt Laying beside the sphinx, kicking some indian ass on 1800AD.Having a ball with French bitch princess in LOUIS XIV time...all that stuff, not wandering around these days postin some asshole msgs on the internet full of retard freaks that dosent even now how to spank the monkey.

[stablish01]

your a closed minded dick its a shame more people dont belive him. in this day and age his storys have alot more fact than your bibble.

[SEAWEEDRAVEN]

You are an empty minded pussy. Get out your momma's house.

[stablish01]

your the empty minded pussy who is so closed minded that any idea that conflicts whith the world and laws of phisics you know you instantly call it crazy. just like every man who has helped us move forward whith science and FACT. just listen to any of the phisics that is being reserched today. it is clear to see that dimension traval is a real possibilty and i will feel sorry for how mutch of a dick you are when CERN find the first results.

[SEAWEEDRAVEN]

You get laid often? Well I didn't think so.

[DMcFlee88]

I agree with you buddy.  what's the harm in having an open mind?

[jtittor]

nanu nanu i come here again

[Whoreuk]

heloo every one, my name is john and i an 9 years old, my second name is titor. is this all about me? my mommy says that its not real. when i grow up i want to be a time machine man.

[splintercell99]

L

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[silicon2001]

John Titor was real he slept with many famous female artists. He inspired them to write the greatest songs of all time. Britney "Do that to me one more time" Cher "If I could turn back time" Cyndi Lauper "Time after Time" Dispute that, proof positive!!!

[modded2007]

lol is it not a coincedence that that year is theoried when apophis is to strike the earth.Some kind of mysterious reality-bending-one-in-a-milli­on chance or a last resort?

[meimyself55]

things r getting really freaky, my name is john titor, im 9 right now. my friends mom told me about this dude, and his childhood is like mine!!!! please help me go to my channle and post stuff to help!

[bombtrack009]

hahahaha dude that is sick.. sucks for u.. the goverment is gonna be looking for u.. hahahahahahaha

[mouromau]

The truth about John Titor is on his posts. Find it out! 1)Go to the timetravelinstitute site and click "search" 2)select ->"all forums"; 3)type "timetravel_0" in -> Words to search for; 4)Seach options -> "By user name" 5) Date range -> "All posts" Nice search Pay special attention to the last post in 2004. See by yourself that he is a HOAX.

[mouromau]

"John Titor" last post was in 2004.

He posted under the names "timetravel_0" and "timetravel_1"

The guy revealed his real name and said that all that was an ellaborated hoax. He also apolozised for the mess he caused.

Check timetravelinstitute forum.

Awesome criativity! But dont believe it nor buy anything related!

[Bocephus027]

ya but if you read more in that thread they determined those were actually new registered users because the name was wiped before all that, and it only shows that registered user at that time with 1 post.

[MestreXian]

You're right! It seems the original profile was deleted and another one was created in 2004. However, if we study John Titor's story more carefully we realise that there's nothing to worry about. According to himself our time line tends to be much different of his own for the fact that he was here. If his story is true, John was here once only. Even if thats a lie, it gives us a new way to think about our existence. Peace!

[MestreXian]

I am mouromau.

[Bocephus027]

ya such as 9/11 didn't happen on his timeline.. I don't know what to think about it all, because it sounds really crazy, but when you look at the facts and what he has said it has an odd truth to it.

[Mollyearth1]

this john titor is a waste of skin and hair. I feel sorry for anyone influenced by this.

[TheRealJohnTitor]

John Titor the gay time traveller!

[SEAWEEDRAVEN]

He may have been gay but women seem dull by comparison. Come back, John the bed is still warm!

[BRiopelle]

John Titor travelled back in time to lead the fight for Gay Rights. He was a pioneer for all faggots around the world.

[InfiniteEternalLove]

This video was trippy in a swell way, god bless usall yall having a ball yall, it would be fun to travel to an alternate 1950s world

[richard418]

I thought someone spiked my tea when I started watching this.

[xrileyxangelox]

I thought i was still high from last night then i remembered its the video

[crankyanker157]

WTF was that ,,,,,,,, now i'm going to stick my head in the microwave HOT POCKKET!!!!!

[ANCAFE95thSTYLE]

This video is Groovy

[dorm135]

i am now on a permanent trip, hahahaha

[cheekybastard99]

I want my mind back..

[perox1de]

HAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHA. John Titor is rly scarry... ;)

[H0L0GAMI]

This video is better than drugs.

[jimbo41079]

its quite obvious to me that the guy who crawled under his sink was full of it.For one the tattoo on his supposed future self was smaller and it looked too good.We all know that tatoos degrade over time.Second it was probably just his dad.God knows alot of dudes look like younger versions of there father.

[1980sTV]

It was proven that the future guy is his father. Actually his video is part of commercials for swedish retirement programs. on his website you could even see the link to a retirement assurance companz. After that was proven his website is no longer available. This proves that his storz is a complete hoax.

[portugesegirl69]

i do belive in time travel theres another video here in youtube that this man was fixing his sink then he ended up in the future and he met himself.. as they were talking he grabbed his call phone and taped him and himself in the future!! they look exactly the same but one is older and they also have the exact same tattoo on there arm!! its flippin creazy.. anything in this work can happen we just dont even know it

[ketogenesis]

what if our "gardian angel" is just a dude in an invisible suit hovering over us [technology from the future] using future technology to inspire us to do things? & he's paid for by the future government, because we sent ourselves back in time to learn more about life [took an educational vacation]. they used a machine to put you in this body you have, at this time in history to learn what you needed. then they take you out of it and suck you back into your soul state.

[revilor234]

That shit's deep, bro .

[ketogenesis]

what if we were ALL from the future and we didn't even know it? what if we were put here to learn valuable lessons that we knew we would live through, picked out in advance, everything, so we could grow on the other side. What if "the other side" is merely where they keep all the information from us.

[BoxingCoachOG]

Well, you know JOHN TITOR isn't real because you can't TIME TRAVEL without leaving your physical body in its present time. Star Trek aside--there is no REASSEMBLING of the MOLECULES after TELEPORTATION. If you split atoms you dont get travel; you get a bomb. On the other hand, CONSCIOUSNESS can go anywhere!

[sarahfromcasa]

yesss i totally agreeeee

[WaffenKartoffel]

Ahh, the bible code. Such a farce, but I guess a book with such rapidly waning relevence needs this stuff. I could type in 'anal sex is sacred', and, via ELS, prove that anal sex is in fact a sacred act that is our only path to salvation. You get out what you want to get out - not reliable stuff.

[JSB103]

Most people agree that time traveling is impossible today. However, given the fast pace of scientific progress nowadays time travel could be possible say in the next 100 to 150 years. That means we could already have travelers from the future in our midst, and perhaps they could visit the past, say 1000 years? Is that so far fetched?

[Apossibleaccount]

yes

[TimBillyBob1970]

Yes it is. Even if time travel was possible, do you really want it happening?

[JSB103]

Do I want it happening? Good question... perhaps not, yet even our present day life is full of events that take place regardless of our will which have a negative impact on many peoples's lives, and we can't even agree on whether we want them happening or not.

[historynut54]

its really not that impossible im not one of those people who are out there and disillusined from reality scientists have said its possible although the power to do so is going to be hard to come by but they theretically know how to do it

[JSB103]

I only say that what seems inconceivable today could be possible tomorrow or six hundred years from now, in which case we could very well have people from the future among us. Deductive reasoning, not scientific theory.

[gagoppip]

actually according to some popular theories the future has happened. well is happening, and so is the past. all at the same time.

[ultimategoobah]

actually according to some popular theories the future has happened. well is happening, and so is the past. all at the same time.

[DrLsw]

i agree the future hasnt happened so it cant be predicted thats predictions arnt clear and dont have dates because if they did then all the predictions would be wrong so it wouldnt have happened.

[fuzzyballz]

veary true!!! if you think about it the only way for the predictions to come true 100% would be if he traveled at the seed of light into the past.but then that would be his time line so anything that he did there would effect his own...the reason for me saying this is like Albert enstine said if your traveld at the speed of light around the world you would be going fast enough to see your self running away from you! so that would make it the past! of your timeline

[DrLsw]

exactly. and then people get mad when someone predicts something thats made clear and does not come true and call them fakes. one other thing do you think that john titor did give dotes on some knowing they wouldnt happen because he gave the date? because most the ones with out a date have come true

[MJJSpokesman]

The Bible Code is Crap! If you were to type out 100 words in the form of a crossword, you would find loads loads of words..

I do not beieve any of this nonsence. The future hasn't happened yet, so therefore can not be predicted.

[tony91166]

bravo, bel video!

[kremifa]

The medium is the message:

"M" code green confirmed reception.

[aptmusic9]

whats with the seizure?

[Lordthyone]

you gota be crazy if you think iam watch this full lenge might cuase black out too weird for me

[diggeraz]

this is lame

[degradeumonkeys]

Mr.Titor is actually José Luis de Jesús Miranda who also stays in the florida area, he is trying to convience people to want time travel, he knows it will fail and make a big disater also predicted by nostrodamus, he is a demon who well, is trying to trick people, but he indeed is one of the two....I hope this will help u.....Joshua Campbell

[NickyRamone1234]

you mean that devil con artist?

[degradeumonkeys]

exactly...

[DrLsw]

either way hoax or not(i dont think its a hoax) José Luis de Jesús Miranda is a smart guy very smart 1. for putting the plan together and 2. for making it work with out any clues it would be fake. but if it was fake then wouldnt that mean he had been planning it since 1975....

[jameskirkajfa]

AAAAAAAAARG this gets me so angry man... friggin full of subliminal messages over there... the dude got a bunch of videos and put them each on top of the other... and the sounds also should have some subliminal message on it cuz this is friggin scary as heck man..... ughhhhhh

[alman8]

in evryone there is part of us that wants to believe the mysterious. i do believe that time travel is possible, but theres things "john titor" said that i feel contradict himself and are extremely obscure. his "predictions" are interesting, but i feel very general and we, as curious people, latch on to the smallest thing he says and try to relate it to things that happen today. wether john titor is a real time traveller or not, time will only tell

[BIGMOBYDEE]

FUREAL i agree with you... and wtf is this video about? i dont know if i should finish watchin it im only 420 seconds in... this is freakin gay n evil crackhead shit n that lady has a fuckin pyscho evil 1882 voice ..what tha heck!! this makin my head hurt

[arkraven123]

Jhon titor said that the world line therory was correct if so then the futer he went to was not his own but a alternate path he made when he changed something in our world line he told about time travle so infact the people there arent the ones he knows but the closest in world lines so he may never get to see his real friend's again but gentic correct people that he knew from his world line so diffrent worldline = people he doesnt know

[moby6002]

freaking scary!..favorited!

[0rip0]

Not even halfway through and I can't take anymore. Nice try.

[tennisplayer103]

THE FUKEN COLOURS ARE COMING TO GET ME!!! AAARRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! this shit is crazy! im outa here!

[brucetheviking]

i have always been a tit man, know i know why!

[cromagnondude]

Is this the product of some crack addict?

[hondo1188]

the person making this video on LSD or something?

J Titor probably got mugged in some back alley. why would someone need to come from the future to get a program? lol that's like saying i need to go back in time to get a bicycle.

[battlebitz]

the subliminal, colourscape hypnosis is making me motion sick. I'de watch the rest but i got ralph imediately......

[airjamin8tor]

Interesting how nieve we can be to something we don't understand or have control over..

[AntiBullS]

so many prophets so little time

[E1819]

LOL oh shit a another hoax a new religion is being started Titorism! hahaha

[rrfilmproduction]

Is Titor really a hoax?

The Jan 2006 issue of Popular Science did an article on micro-singularities. The article is titled "Man-Made Black Holes" and goes on to talk about the particle accelerator at CERN. The article goes on to say:

"There is a singularity at the center of the black hole, a point of near-infinite density. There, the structure of space is altered, creating a discontinuity-also known as a rip in the fabric of spacetime."

[Jordancdarwin]

Absolute garbage.

[Tenoch420]

You guys all need to get laid and get some sun. "Where's the proof that Titor is a hoax?" The burden of proof lies in Titor! Also, get a life...

[lyndseyjarrod]

bible code what a load of bollocs look's like norts and crosses to me. dont know much of john titer but must be one cleaver son of a bitch to come up with that time travel theory.

[DancesWithFascists]

Titor knew what our near future would be, he gave us an amazing design for a time machine that many physicists and other scientists believe will work, OBVIOUSLY Titor was genuine!It's true we haven't seen much armed conflict against American citizens yet in the news, but on the other hand it was a WHOLE YEAR before the New York Times revealed the NSA spy story too, so just because we didn't know about it didn't mean it wasn't happening!

[DancesWithFascists]

What a stupid video, especially with all the BuyBull Baloney! But some people posting comments here are apparently living in fantasyland, because not only has Titor's story NEVER BEEN DISPROVEN but anyone who's been awake and paying attention even a little bit for the last few years can see that Bush's attacks on civil liberties, secret spying on Americans, secret prisons, and official policy of using torture are clear symptoms of the police state that Titor predicted would be here by now.

[titor1900]

I`m a believer

[J3Tz7]

sooooooooo fake lmao

[newyorkslav3]

you mean sooooo fake, Titor has already been proven to be a hoax yet idiots still believe this shit, god what a bunch of fucking idiots we have in this world, we should have a nuke fall of us, maybe then it will get rid of all the nutcases.

[bigvvvvvvv]

where is this proof titor is a hoax?

[inthefade]

I think this is Sooooo Goood, but not because it refers to John Titor, because it is an amazing art video.

I'm curious to see the solid proof that John Titor was a hoax too (I've always been a skeptic, but followed the posts because it was like a great Hard Sci-fi story).

[NetramE]

soooo good