dude. what is this shit about iranian parents making their kids become doctors. where the hell are they? i'm the only god damn iranian medical student and just know one other doctor. i think this stereotype is just show offy.
CAN SOMEONE HELP ME ?? does anybody know a host her name is ASSAL M..... in tapesh tv or any other persian music channel?? i need to know the last name please help me !!!!
dude thats not that hard, i mean i am persian and american just like him and understood every single word he said and i can fluently speak both farsi (iranian/persian) and english.
@Panigg I'm learning Spanish. :P Spanish is the easiest, or German. I can't decide. Do you think a Middle Eastern language like Persian would be hard to speak? I only know a little bit in Spanish and German, but more in Spanish and when I become fluent en Espanol I'll move on to either Deutsch or Farsi.
hello hello ?come in ?did the program start? o i sorry i felt a sleep.
good morning i am maz jobrani i was born in iran in the city of tehran. when i was 6 me and my family moved to california and thats where i grew up. and i also lived in sanfransisco. and now i went to los angels which is now called tehrangeles thats where i live. i went to uci berkley university i studied science.
when i was a kid about 12 years old i started to work on acting and stuff.
sanfran911; he was a PhD student but a Jew convinced him to become a comedian! Now Jews can say that Jews have won lots of Nobel Prize and Iranians are only a bunch of comedians at the best! Do you get it?
He loves what he does! and that's all that matters! So it makes no deference if the person who convinced him to become a comedian was a Jew, Muslim, Atheist, or an ignorant-racist-piece-of-shit like you! all that matters is that he's happy being a comedian... Who convinced to be one, is not important!
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sanfran911; yes it does matter! Jews don't want Muslims to be scientists, as you see in this video he says that he was approached by several people who encouraged him to give up his PhD and become a comedian! What can he do for the Muslims as a comedian? Nothing! But he could make a nuclear bomb to wipe off Israel if he was a scientist.
Well, for one thing, not all PhD grads can make a bomb anyway...who's to say he would have wanted to cause death and destruction? And comedy--laughter, really--is something that unites people. Kind of like music, but perhaps less deeply. Bombing people and violence against one another is kinda going against God's will, I would think.
For another thing, it's perfectly within his rights to give up the Ph.D. It's not necessarily bad to end one's education, if one finds something better.
Just look around you and see how you would be living today if it was not for all those scientists who dedicated their lives to improve your life today instead of becoming comedians or actors and then think hard about the answer you gave me above.
That is not what Moses said to the Jews in the Bible! He even complained why they didnt kill all the women and children! What bible do you read? Is it abridged? Read the Numbers in Bible. It is all there in black and white!
Oh, I know, and you're right, of course. Sorry, I just meant that it isn't what everyone is meant to do, or wants to do. Of course we do need scientists. But then we need the musicians, the artists, even the comedians. Now politicians, I'm not so sure...kidding, just kidding.
Good morning, i am maz i was bron in iran tehrn 6 yrs old went to california and they were in san fransico area and then LA now called tehran jeles ... som1 else translate
add &fmt=18 at the end of adresse bar, ahhh much better
Whaffel 1 year ago
dude. what is this shit about iranian parents making their kids become doctors. where the hell are they? i'm the only god damn iranian medical student and just know one other doctor. i think this stereotype is just show offy.
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CAN SOMEONE HELP ME ?? does anybody know a host her name is ASSAL M..... in tapesh tv or any other persian music channel?? i need to know the last name please help me !!!!
PersianSquadShiraz6 2 years ago
very inspiring
my parents wanted me to become a programmer xD he's right about the "kholah mesaran roo saret" sneaky persian parents :P
MohammedMossadegh 2 years ago
dat blak women is from neds declassified
dont ask bro wachis it
xXSxKxYxLxIxNxEXx 2 years ago 3
he's pretty awesome...he makes us Iranians laugh and smile, and I'm glad he can make the non-Iranians laugh and smile as well.
Danielsback 2 years ago 28
"Seboh Kheir" Good Morning it's like in arabic =)
Felipo83 2 years ago
i love him, he is the best, makhsosan ke irani, you make us proud maz, keep it up
yasoly 2 years ago 6
Meow!
White0doves 2 years ago 7
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White wannabies!
TurkmaniStyle 2 years ago
@TurkmaniStyle its the white guys who wanna be like this guys if u dont believe see russel peters he is an indian.
ashnraf 1 year ago
haha my mom and dad told me to become a doctor so that if they get ill i can heal them. max jobrani ta betarin comedian hasti!
vololawa 2 years ago 4
dat instrumental musi at da start is niice ..
hismajesty653 2 years ago
Halarious!!!
Moonzlight 3 years ago 3
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FUCK YOU.I HATE YOU
mohsenrfard 3 years ago
haha my mom told me i have to either become a docter or a lawyer :P
eftekharboy 3 years ago 16
hey maz how you speak both languages perfectly. I amazed about it
awsome
dibdamini13 3 years ago 7
dude thats not that hard, i mean i am persian and american just like him and understood every single word he said and i can fluently speak both farsi (iranian/persian) and english.
Przndude 2 years ago 2
It really isn't that hard. Especially since English is a rather easy language to learn. I personally speak 3. (German, Polish, English).
Panigg 2 years ago
@Panigg I'm learning Spanish. :P Spanish is the easiest, or German. I can't decide. Do you think a Middle Eastern language like Persian would be hard to speak? I only know a little bit in Spanish and German, but more in Spanish and when I become fluent en Espanol I'll move on to either Deutsch or Farsi.
rbatheNORSEMAN 1 year ago
Maz U Persian U, Meow. . .
ANTHONYSHAMS 3 years ago 6
no text?
MrIraq1 3 years ago
Shuuuuuuuuuuut uppppppp and enjoy the show!
xCruelness 3 years ago
hahaha, the joke about that arabs get violent when theyre saying that they are arabs hahahaha
920802 3 years ago 6
omg lol
qetevuani 3 years ago
who wants translation? i can do it if u guys want...just reply
pingpong16 3 years ago
I do! Please translate everything he said in Farsi... Thank you :)
sanfran911 3 years ago
ok ..so here we go:
hello hello ?come in ?did the program start? o i sorry i felt a sleep.
good morning i am maz jobrani i was born in iran in the city of tehran. when i was 6 me and my family moved to california and thats where i grew up. and i also lived in sanfransisco. and now i went to los angels which is now called tehrangeles thats where i live. i went to uci berkley university i studied science.
when i was a kid about 12 years old i started to work on acting and stuff.
pingpong16 3 years ago
Thanks so much for your great translation... it helped!
sanfran911 3 years ago
i actually did much more but stupid youtube is like 500 character at once
pingpong16 3 years ago 2
sanfran911; he was a PhD student but a Jew convinced him to become a comedian! Now Jews can say that Jews have won lots of Nobel Prize and Iranians are only a bunch of comedians at the best! Do you get it?
ZYahood 3 years ago
He loves what he does! and that's all that matters! So it makes no deference if the person who convinced him to become a comedian was a Jew, Muslim, Atheist, or an ignorant-racist-piece-of-shit like you! all that matters is that he's happy being a comedian... Who convinced to be one, is not important!
sanfran911 3 years ago 2
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sanfran911; yes it does matter! Jews don't want Muslims to be scientists, as you see in this video he says that he was approached by several people who encouraged him to give up his PhD and become a comedian! What can he do for the Muslims as a comedian? Nothing! But he could make a nuclear bomb to wipe off Israel if he was a scientist.
ZYahood 3 years ago
Well, for one thing, not all PhD grads can make a bomb anyway...who's to say he would have wanted to cause death and destruction? And comedy--laughter, really--is something that unites people. Kind of like music, but perhaps less deeply. Bombing people and violence against one another is kinda going against God's will, I would think.
For another thing, it's perfectly within his rights to give up the Ph.D. It's not necessarily bad to end one's education, if one finds something better.
Aquilae11 3 years ago
Aquilae11;
Just look around you and see how you would be living today if it was not for all those scientists who dedicated their lives to improve your life today instead of becoming comedians or actors and then think hard about the answer you gave me above.
ZYahood 3 years ago
PS: As for the Gods will; I think you need to read the Numbers book of the Bible to see what YOUR Gods will is!
ZYahood 3 years ago
Thou shalt not kill...
Aquilae11 3 years ago 2
Aquilae11 (Re: Thou shalt not kill... )
That is not what Moses said to the Jews in the Bible! He even complained why they didnt kill all the women and children! What bible do you read? Is it abridged? Read the Numbers in Bible. It is all there in black and white!
ZYahood 3 years ago
Oh, I know, and you're right, of course. Sorry, I just meant that it isn't what everyone is meant to do, or wants to do. Of course we do need scientists. But then we need the musicians, the artists, even the comedians. Now politicians, I'm not so sure...kidding, just kidding.
Aquilae11 3 years ago
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its called THOUGHT PROVOKING COMEDY!!HELLO
what the heck are u saying about making a bomb to wipe off Israel?!
That IS exactly terrorism
THAT IS exactly what blurs the image of islam in the world
i just want to remind you that ISLAM is A RELIGION OF PEACE AND MOST ARABS ARE!
COMEDY BRAKS AKWARS MOMENTS AS WELL
Otif182 3 years ago
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It is IMPORTANT TO BOMB ISRAEL OFF THE SURFACE OF THE EARTH, THE MAP IS NOT ENOUGH! NEXT IS ROME, EUROPE THEN THE WORLD :)
BenNunStudios 3 years ago
nice i love it
pingpong16 3 years ago
TehrANGELES,, HAHAH
ShazadeyKurdi 3 years ago
haha maz looks like he'z on crack xP
Evo6911 3 years ago
=] even though i dont understand it all
i get most off it
SABOORSDEVOTiON 3 years ago
persian pride
Persianidol 3 years ago 3
heehee im from tehran 2 :x
hamshahriii
persiannproud 3 years ago 3
Maz, you're very funny, i'm glad you made the right choice..... wish you greater success
kusha010 3 years ago 4
Went to berkely, told his parents he wanted to study theatre in college, they said no, you must be a doctor...
athletik06 3 years ago
=D
That is hilrious
windowsforvista 3 years ago
to be honest, maz's farsi is way better than mine could ever be and I embrace him.
iSoroush 3 years ago 3
Good morning, i am maz i was bron in iran tehrn 6 yrs old went to california and they were in san fransico area and then LA now called tehran jeles ... som1 else translate
iSoroush 3 years ago
I'm kurdish, but i understand a little period.
He says I'm Maz Jobrani. I'm iranian from Tehran. Something about 6 years, family and moving to California.
dlite922 3 years ago
Please could we have a translation? :-)
Farsi is beautiful.. its kinda hyponitising :-|
Sarposh 3 years ago
oh my god his accsent in farsi is perfect
iranianbita 3 years ago
haha he was sleeping lol
alia6818383 3 years ago 2
dodododod iran hell yeh you can see andre aghasi over there too
bitairan 3 years ago 3
I thought this was in English
tanjerinaaa11 4 years ago
SO YOU WERE IN WRONG WAY
iranianbita 3 years ago
Duh you really needed to say that huh?
tanjerinaaa11 3 years ago
dont wory so if u need translet tell me
iranianbita 3 years ago
thank you
tanjerinaaa11 3 years ago
sure
iranianbita 3 years ago
nice
some1inuk 4 years ago 2