McCain Compares Himself to "Fan Man"

[vedicastrol]

the RNC has his real birth certificate with his real name Barry Soetoro. He was an Indonesian citizen, because he was adopted by Lolo soetoro. Indonesia does not recognize dual citizenship. so Barry is an Indonesian.

[FarmerFred6969]

I think in a boxing match Obama's height and reach could give McCain problems in the early going, but McCain's experience as a boxer in the Navy would prevail and he would bore in and smack Barak at will, ultimately testing his jaw and ending in a TKO by the 5th round. Obama's corner will be throwing in the towel and McCain would emerge with a clear victory. A sad footnote in American history,Obama the loser, will move to France and die of a drug overdose in 2013.

[bgilles]

He's toast. This guy is gonna have some sort of "senior moment" in the debates, stumbling over some forgotten fact. It'll be a youtube sensation, and they'll replay it every four years during the pre-debate show along with Lloyd Benson's JFK quip and Reagan's joke about his age.

[chumashfalcon]

I would love to see McCain fly in his "Elvis suit and rocket propelled backpack" to the moon.

[lamouchemorte]

The fight was between Riddick Bowe and Evander Holyfield. But I guess they are all the same to John McCain.

[asdffd]

"Fan Man" killed himself. Committed suicide in Alaska. Hung himself. A group of hunters found his body in the woods.