Billy Connolly -The Crucifixion Part1 - see you Judas, Your getting oan ma tits

[CDiffer89]

@buffdrink you dont have to have an opinion on something to joke about it.

[buffdrink]

@CDiffer89 Of course I have an opinion about that!

[ProtestantIRA]

Could someone please provide a translation to the Glasgow slang?

[davidbelkevitz1311]

@ProtestantIRA Naw asswipe!

[ProtestantIRA]

@davidbelkevitz1311 And why not? lol I'm asking nicely.

[davidbelkevitz1311]

@ProtestantIRA Sorry, my attempt at humour was in poor taste lol. It never comes over well in the written word without a smilie. Have a guid' New Year.

[ProtestantIRA]

@davidbelkevitz1311 and a Happy New Year to you as well lol

[zombie99ism]

lol funny

[McAteerPaul]

BANG! and his face was shut...

[maureenscotok]

an the aura.. aw roon... lol!

[kidnappedbygypsies]

It's terrific! I'm an American and been here and there in the world, and appreciate accents and dialect. I get a helluva kick out of Mr. Connolly; but the (Glasweigan?) dialect in this case gets right by me. I can pick out this and that but I'm missing a lot, and it sounds SO funny! Is there a print transcription anywhere?

[jrb9292]

@kidnappedbygypsies Examples? spell it phonetically and you might get a hand

[georgeg1690]

@kidnappedbygypsies i could make one if i could be bothered :/

[datingadult101]

Nice Clip

[danzofear]

SUBTITLES??? LMFAO

[cherylxoxo]

"nothing but dead punters walking up and down"

[Jim0912]

Pure comedy genius!

[pattixox]

neil182sr: It is spelled right.Depends on what part of the world you're from.--jerk.

[RihannaBritney]

See you Judas, You're Getting On Ma Tits!!!

We are the Christians!!!

I Am A Roman! I hate the Christians!!!

[wryter93]

THIS is why I love Billy. Heard it 30 years ago and he's still terrific!

[sancov]

i first heard this about 20-30 years ago on a album called atlantic crosing and it tookme about ten years to get the album and think that its brill becos its taking the piss out of religion and what it stands for

[acula1982]

look at jesus in the painting..... he's bene in the gym, he's ripped :P

[MadFranko008]

Probably ra big yin at his very best, if ye canney laff at ris ren ye must be deed or American...

[neil182sr]

@MadFranko008 learn to spell

[alanstewart1888]

Is it alright if i'm a protestant lol

[ccato1984]

I'm an American, and I can't understand SHITE!

[spinityeah]

@ccato1984 that's cos you are a shite american :-)

[weedougiemc]

@ccato1984 It,s ok. It,s only because your as thick as two short planks. Wallop jaggy bonnet right on the HEED

[bennyfaethebrig]

@weedougiemc two short planks make you look like a computer

[weedougiemc]

@bennyfaethebrig come on you,ve got to have a better insult than that some where.

p.s.

just out of curiosity why does it bother you what i said to someone else, did you read his comment,

[MrFantana85]

'all them punters with the wings and all that...' HAHAHAHA

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

i would have KILLED to have seen Billy taking one of the Wee Free masses that I used to be forced to go to

He's far easier to listen to for a start

[czajka18]

This is the funniest thing Billy has done. He does Scotland proud!

[SUPERSAIYANLUNATIC]

Casual sandles LOL.

[Lee2k4]

Tearing lumps of the mothers pride ROFL

[GorbalsRebel]

Where ur we???

[johnmckinlay67]

Not dated at all !

This is better than religion !

Don't tell Jack Glass !

[ch3rubrock]

nothing but dead punters walking up n doon

[ch3rubrock]

aww shit i just pissed myself....

[akirren]

I <3 Billy Connolly.

I usually have no trouble understanding what he's saying, but I could only catch about 2/3rds of this. lol

[seaniejti]

learn english ya badgers tadger tiochfaidh ar la

[johnmckinlay67]

Gaun yersel' Sean bhoy !

[dtp1888]

the funniest thing ive ever heard in ma life, brings back memories o ma da, a devout catholic, and sitting crying with laughter laughing at him laughing listening to it god bless yer wee cotton socks da

[momofdoug]

Bily.....brilliant as usual, life should have humor, it is god made !!! Sarrihead have been and it is INTERESTING

[bennyfaethebrig]

@momofdoug it's NOT interesting! it's where ye go when Bairds is shut  and ye canny get a taxi tae st vincent st !

ps , i love the place lolol

[supcoop1]

The Sarry Heid- an institution

[MrSilentsigh]

haha great story lol

[graemeydee]

SEE THE MIRICLES IV DUN THIS MORNIN!!

[iabud23]

I dunno know if I like this?!!

[mowgsross]

shut up.

[123neil074]

"dyee know wat the boy's first words were? is it alryt if i'm a protestant?" lmfao

[tumshie02]

one of the funniest things i ever heard the first time i heard this the snotters were trippin me!!

[45678willow]

brrrrriiiiillllluuuuunnnnntttt­tttt mate

[juikm]

Oh piss off mate.

[chazmeister1]

I think if Jesus was too hear this, he'd laugh as well

[TonyStarkMkIII]

apparently he had quite the sense of humor :)

[peyton2006]

@chazmeister1 who wouldnt?! haha!

[daclarob]

the BIG YIN right enuff, nae f=-ker comes close

[vizhead]

theres no video this was released on a album in the 70s

[smokinson1985]

is there anywhere ya can get video footage of this??

[marktheholygoalie]

i sense the irony when he says the Saracens Head Inn...which is a Celtic pub and celtic are the Catholic team....just sayin...fuk knows how thts going to help u in understanding the plot

[bennyfaethebrig]

there is a plot? i wasnt told about any plot! why wasnt i involved? lol

[jamesgers08]

i dont think there is any video footage hes only playin to a few hundred people at most

[garuness]

right, is it true that this was recorded in a place called the Tudor in a place called Airdrie?

[TheHunminator]

yes, he used to play awe th time in th tudor hotel in airdrie....my maw an da used to go an see him

[ERLBHOY1]

i'd love to see the video footage, fkin class big yin

[BChief85]

Pure dead brilliant joke. But is there any video footage of him doing this sketch?

[tamnliz]

First time i've heard this in 30 years an it's still as funny.

[magindo1980]

superb

[4UABOXOFDOUGHNUTS]

Funny as f..k

[RandomGimp47]

Awesome, funniest thing ever!!!!

[keflar5]

cheers mate this is the only Billy joke i dont know and its one of his most famous