How Real Men Beat Bowser in Paper Mario

[spinemelter2000]

I love Paper Mario, but when I first played it, I thought the characters would too easily get blown away. You should be able to defeat the final boss with scissors or a gust of wind. Cutting paper or cutting a big, wet, juicy fart should get the job done.

[jman23005]

Oh! Lookie here! Let's a go!

HrmmmMMMMM!!!!!!!!! YAHOOOOOOOO!!! yah!



LMFAO XD

[yomeny2]

ultra pebble!



[ChocoToken]

*Double Dee voice* A PEBBLE?!

[ChocoToken]

By throwing a pebble?

[pj300121]

wow a pebele

[TheMagus413]

lol nice

[AaronsGame]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[BonkHazard]

FALCON PEBBLE!

[lolwutt01]

that pebble gets a freaking medal for beating bowser the 5000000000000000000000000 time

[SuperMario7Star]

Lmao.. 16 years of hard work down the drain.. because of a PEBBLE xDDD

[roberttoot123]

Hauh i miss that game

[NintendoEpic]

I could watch this all day and still laugh.

[tuany88]

How does Bowser define his invincibility when he is defeated by a pepple....

[BroadwayCJ97]

Hahaha that was funny

[Mega1brandon1]

@nyanchiefover9000 lucky

[nyanchiefover9000]

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[REva7057]

@nyanchiefover9000 wow what a bragger

[9erSmith]

*sniffle* I loved that game to pieces.......*sniffle*

[FicticiousAnimation]

I thought he was gonnna' say wtf boom

[az091908]

bowser only had 1 life left he won fair and square so hes not amazing

[THESHINYRAYQUAZA384]

FALCON PEBBLE

[TaterBot1000]

LOL!!! SUCH WINNING!

[skullkid9830]

paper giga bowser sounds like a good idea.

[TheFreshPeanut]

PRAISE THE CHOSEN ONE

[yusukekillstoguro]

well krillin did hurt goku w/ a rock they are strong fear the rock!!!!

[Graywind357]

That was awesome

[roxydog2468]

pebble.

[roxydog2468]

pebble

[roxydog2468]

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMM!

[pinl100]

poor kerby

[jackjoeboy]

ZOMG ITS FANTASY DAVID VS GOLIATH AGAIN!|!!!!!!!!!!

[marioandspongebob]

lol ultimate king of evil died 2 a pebble

[TheDTD500]

david and goliath

[SuperOmega99]

Kirby: MY star rod mario : oh no ME; DIE

[SuperOmega99]

HIDE UR KIDS AND WIFE MARIO HAS A EPIC PEBBLE

[GigaEXE]

Man, it's been so long since I've played this. I've played through it about 3 times, and I can't remember a pebble being an item. Where do you get this powerful projectile?

[homelessgeek]

i must do this NOW

[nanotheron]

that was chuck norris's kidney stone

[phantomghost110]

i <3 this game

[AlirazaVideoGames]

wow what a kiddy RPG. and to think this company had made Super Mario RPG. talk about going a step or thousand backwards!

[HumpsMcLovin]

@AlirazaVideoGames No. Squaresoft made Super Mario RPG.

[iWATCHITT]

@AlirazaVideoGames Clearly you haven't played the game? Paper Mario is just as good, if not better than SMRPG.

[ForestSpyer257]

pure, win.

[mnakai1]

"letsu go! uuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN WAHOO!"

[Ocram415]

0:54 no, he didn't, it was the peeble XD

[MrTerminator3010]

most epic bowser kill ever!

[andy89135]

bwsr, killed by a pebble

[JVBDPaoli]

I love that Peeble XD I even tried to cook it, once =9

[MrFartfactor]

lol mario killed bowser with a pebble and 1:20 kirby win music

[albojoe228]

Mario's Wins: Over 9000!!!!!!!

Bowser's Wins: -3

[Stinkycheeseone57]

LOLOLOL

[Volt790]

So OBVIOUSLY the pebble is ultimate.

[Mastermindgallade]

I did this same thing except with a coconut instead

[maychanx31]

All hail the mighty pebble! Bow before it's greatness!

[Oldwag12]

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[nyanchiefover9000]

omg rock beat paper??? THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!

[solidsnake2390]

@nyanchiefover9000 i lit LMFAO'ED AT THAT



[MASTERCHEES3]

@nyanchiefover9000 INCONCEIVABLE 

[BonkHazard]

@nyanchiefover9000 Scissors Paper Rock(backward rock paper scissors)Scissors beats rock rock beats paper paper beats scissors

[MrBlahJcool]

had 1hp left ?

[kevbri11]

0:59 darn it?

[Training1294]

Rock > Paper bowser. thats boss!

[xllDinoman21llx]

LMAO

[everettowns]

Real men don't throw for a living.

[DarkSymphony777]

@everettowns yes they do they throw MIDGETS

[extremered24]

how ironic

[bankaininjav2]

paper mario was the best mario game ever

[shadowdancer04853]

RIP OFF KIRBY MUSIC!!!!!

[TheKeeblerGuy]

@shadowdancer04853 it is kirby music you dumbass

[sandernintendofan]

lolololol the best weapon ever i was first thinking you gonna shock him

[LPMaker5]

*Mario runs over to bowser*

Mario: Hey, I want my pebble back bitch!

[MadegieMinecraft]

Real men don't play Paper Mario.

[Mechaw]

@MadegieMinecraft Real men don't rely solely in war games to call themselves men

[McToatsers]

@MadegieMinecraft you spelled "always" entirely wrong

[Lucky38901]

EPIC WIN !!! (O3O)

[TheFunnyguy9000]

"Wah-haaa!"

I heard Wario

[TheLocalGameReviewer]

Why does Bowser even try anymore? HE WAS BEATEN BY A PEBBLE!!

[TrueKingofGames0]

Alright, back to yugioh.

[Echosphere88]

Dang! Now I wish I kept my pebble...

[ssben]

lol. a pebble beat bowser.

[linkace1595]

i used to be bowster but then i took a pebble to the knee :3

[CP661Penguins]

@linkace1595 that wasnt to the knee, you just failed

[MultiSonicmario]

1:06 *DA DA DA DA* YOU GOT THE STAR ROD!!

[seth4563210]

pebble 2 the knee

[MochiiiXD]

fake

[PokeFan98100]

hahahahahahaha

[Alieneighty8]

this is how i hope to beat him...

[Shadowsagate]

EPIC PEBLE BONK

[UberNiftyMan]

I was expecting a fully charged multibonk

[Permafry42]

can't wait for paper mario 3ds!

[dustyfey16]

type in yugioh abridged and get paper mario. both awesome but no

[jackjack565656]

Real men don't play paper mario XP

[yugioh5432]

0:21 BROWSER TEABAG

[naruhinaking]

at 0:36 i almost jizzed my pants.

[naruhinaking]

lol he's like krillin when he threw the rock at gokus head and it made a super saiyan, who has been punched in the gut by an 8ft. tall lizard alien with the power to blow up the sun and not even flinched, scream in agony like a girl...-_- the world nowadays.*sigh*

[MultiShadowYoshi]

Who needs a Star Rod when you have THE ALMIGHTY PEEBLE! XD

[OurHouseForSaleRep]

@MultiShadowYoshi Hmmmm.... can it grant wishes? No it cannot.

[elias600]

remember this Bowser; My PEEBLE WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!

[luigi123221]

david and the goliathe  BITCH

[kingdrago007]

real men beat paper mario by not paying it

[thePikeman100]

actually, I just divide by zero.

[DarknessGuard]

the aaaaalmighty weapon, a small stone, speaking of harmless look...

great man

[MR5Martin]

heh heh,awesome!

[TheMarja1967]

0:16 What's that?

[minifig2401]

@ 0:58 AND HE BEAT ME WITH A STUPID PEBBLE, I MEAN HOW PATHETIC AM I?????

[Pikachewchew]

Epicness- Definition:

THIS AWESOME VIDEO

[ShinyHoundoom229]

Nothing could make this scene any more manlier.

Well, maybe except for Capt. Falcon riding in on a rocket-powered motorcycle and side-swiping Bowser in the face with the motorcycle while eating a beer gun & bacon manwich as "Through the Fire & Flames" plays in the background. But that's just something off the top of my head.

[lostleadge11]

POWER OF THE PEBBLE

[MbKevbok]

The real way is in a single turn with multi-bounce

[crazycatwin]

Mario: I amout of energy to jump must throw my life's savings

( 5 seconds later )

Mario: What?!

[NintendoEpic]

LOL!

[Applehead9000]

At first you think oh really what the heck is a tiny pebble going to do then... suddenly BOOM!!!

(BOWSER'S DEAD)

[Applehead9000]

Geez... he's got a arm! LOL!

[KegRiese]

This is just legendary.

[pepperonipizzafan01]

A stone with the power of the overly-worshipped martial artist.

[pkmwhitecefm98]

imma sound like a noob whats the name of the song??

[internetmovieguy]

its the super pebble!

where do I get one in the game?

please tell me. i must use full epicness to defeat my enemies or else the dojo master will never accept me as a true master of epicness

[KingOGreen]

Why have I never thought of this!?! Must do now! lol

[wetzalable]

real men you mean gay men

[TheFamily4christ]

that's how David beat Goliath.

[padmescurl]

Mario saved humanity and the mushroom kingdom and Peach by throwing a thawed out and old pebble that he found in his pocket, the one that he tried to eat when he was 1 year old,at a crazy mad turtle dragon thing and saved it.

[mick5961]

Why can't I beat the game like a man

[BullyScholarshipWii]

Real men spam charge and one hit bowser.

[Games1219]

how did I get here from looking up Chuggaaconroy? XD

[MasterOfParadox]

Best minute and twenty five seconds in history of PM1.

[Peachblossom20]

XDD NOW THAT WAS JUST TOO AWESOME FOR WORDS!!!!

[chelseafcrocks82]

THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING

[firefish821]

death by pebble

[pizzadude20001]

He beated him up to 2 hp then do it

[wasteom]

how did i get here from super smash bros. brawl?

[deadlychickenninja]

Real men don't even play paper mario



[Goombuu]

@deadlychickenninja ohkey, go back playing call of batllefield 3 fifa fighter X

[deadlychickenninja]

@Goombuu sorry i despise that you know being cristian and that go serve your favourite leader Adolf Hitler

[Goombuu]

@deadlychickenninja what are you talking about dude?

[flaper41]

@deadlychickenninja

That makes no sense.

[Goombuu]

@Goombuu why isn't my comment at the top anymore? that makes no sense, it still has more likes then one of the top-comments. stupid youtube. btw I still don't get what this fa was trying to say. is he saying I am nazi, only beacause I come from germany? did he really looked up on my channel, wich country i come from? WTF?

[CobaltOtaku]

Challenge him to a children's card game.

[OverkillHazard]

HAHA PWNAGE BY PEBBLE XD

[MotherRussia74]

Overpowered Pebbles, gettin' in yo base, killin' all yo bosses.

[BlanFan2O]

Humiliation...

[MERMAIDSEIRA6]

OH MY GOD! This is the funniest fuckin' thing i have ever seen in a Paper Mario game LOL I'm LAWLING so hard IRL that i can't eat :D hahahahhahahahahaha that is so much epic win!

[MomentoiyaHalfDragon]

1:06 Since when did Mario become Link?

[MrDarkmario777]

GET ME AWAY FROM THE PEBBUL!

[MrDarkmario777]

he pulled out the pebble and....... stoned bowser.

[taijutsugal]

@MrDarkmario777 puns...puns everywhere

[Evilgames1]

PEBBLE NO JUTSU

[Imhappyso0stfu]

Oh no not This part of Youtube again...

[dudebladeX]

how the hell did i get here from YGOTAS?

[DarkStardustDragon74]

@dudebladeX nyeh

[YoshiBrothers1998]

@dudebladeX well it could've been because u clicked on this video.

[tomobomo7]

@dudebladeX how the hell did iget here from PTAS

[MrCoussin]

You took back the star rod, now return it back to kirby!

Paper mario : welcome to dream land , for wii.

XD

[LegitimateLapras]

Nice. Electrocute his dick, then finish him off with a pebble.

[LegitimateLapras]

Ok. After I saw the "how real men beat bowser" I had to click.

[godsreal2324]

punch him in the face not the dickk

[Joelossus]

Well played sir.

[MrCassiusclayton]

i thought you use sisciors to kill bowser

[MrCJCM]

esa es la de N64?

[LetsAllPlayPokemon]

LOL

[MrRubik1234]

Kamek! what does your broom say about that pebbles power level?!? its over 9000!!! what 9000! theres no way that can be right!

[penguinstuff12]

mario is david bowser is goliath and that wizard guy is god

[603840]

And thats how David killed Goliath

[marioman563]

1attack power no!!!!!!!!!!!!  FAIL

[Bobtheblob20]

The 10 Dislikes were from bowser

[zzuxon]

@austinderpedoo301: The star beam special move can negate the effects of the star rod.

[Jeremy97437]

XD Kill by a stupid rock

[ShadowStriker4000]

yeah.... real men don't play paper mario

[cobo5951]

@ShadowStriker4000 Nah, Real men don't play Call of Duty.

[Icemario11]

@cobo5951 Yeah, that's true.

[ShadowStriker4000]

@cobo5951 nigga i will fuck u up don't even try to dis cod3.

[cobo5951]

@ShadowStriker4000 Dude, I'm white...

Don't call me a "nigga".

[ShadowStriker4000]

@cobo5951 dude and ur ignorant cause the term "nigga" is a universal term referring to either an ignorant person or a friend with u being the primary.

[taciturnital]

@ShadowStriker4000 "N*gga" is a racial slur. It's an offensive name for a black person. It's a shame that it's meaning has pretty much been lost because of it being used in situations where it doesn't make sense.

I'm not even going to try to guess where you got the idea that it's a "universal term."

[ShadowStriker4000]

@taciturnital ok #1 mind ya business. #2 i am black so i think i know what im talkin about and #3 NIGGA is yet again a universal term for ignorant people & a universal term for a friend. NIGGER is a racial slur and offensive name for a black person, not NIGGA.