Chuck Norris in Oblivion Episode 1

[BeafyBee]

Chuck norris counted to infinte twice

[PongoLikesBananas]

@BeafyBee In arabic

[RichardDeRiddik]

Erm... What music was after death of Steven Seagal?

[minime56]

if it was really chuck norris then where is the roundhouse?

[Diggler397]

Chuck Norris in Skyrim

[yuppy40]

@SuperGamerCenter Wow, you retards need to learn to take a joke and stop being so sensitive all the fucking time - Yes I made fun of a made up man in the sky's son. I don't give a shit.

[s3an9000]

chuck norris once walked down a street with an erection...there were no survivors.

[1234Bcbc]

LOL that looks just like steven seagal

[yuppy40]

@7thNCtrooper2 Huh? : /

[gamerfool1]

jesus walks on water....who gives a shit

chuck norris can SWIM ON LAND!

[TheRachapol]

name of the Chuck Norris in Oblivion song please???

[Maruragakari]

@TheRachapol smack my bitch up by the prodigy

[Fallout1Boi]

This is funny yo!!!

[jigaboon]

Chuck Norris can eat Alphabet Soup and shit the Encyclopedia Britannica. Also, did he just rip that guys heart out and eat it?? Awesome!

[jigaboon]

Chuck Norris can eat Alphabet Soup and shit the Encyclopedia Britannica.

[yuppy40]

Finally! An advert I like on YouTube! SKYRIM!!!

[Tabe112]

@yuppy40 That's even better than no advert at all!

[darroni123]

CHUCK NORRIS IN SKYRIM

[nachoman4793]

is there going to be a chuck Norris in skyrim?

[TheMor0n]

Chuck Norris doesn't need the T key, he waits without it.

[MrFILMZILLA]

No. Jesus walks on water. Chuck Norris walks on air.

[07jhollid]

@yuppy40 actually its:

Jesus walks on water... Chuck Norris Swims through land

[bobcra2]

1: Chuck Norris stomped on a banana and orange juice came out.

2: Chuck Norris was given a grain of sand and created stone henge:) SUBSCRIBE

[ConkerBFDman]

Ps3 360 and computer

[dhorrorpt]

on what console is this video game in?

[StrallyMan]

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

[JustPlainBored00]

Chuck noris can swim thru land but jesus can respawn!!!

[sheanaless21]

Chuck Norris kicked gods ass, thats why the rapture didnt happen ..

[franciscomorenoe]

if a zombie beats chuk, the zombie will become chuk

[sdodbob]

chuck norris lost his virginity before his father!

[Freedombringer11]

Stupid

[Haiderali64]

every time chuck norris punched that guy he died then chuck brought him back to life and killed him again so punch/kill rejuvenate repeat

[Th3DnG]

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

[GameGuy2413]

When chuck norris shoots u the middle finger thats how many seconds you have to llive

[GameGuy2413]

chuck norris was once walking down the street... he hit a cop and the cop got arrested for making contact with chuck norrises fist

[ShadowCDC]

Chuck norris never gets knocked out, he just takes a nap.

[TheEXpothead]

Chuck Norris doesn't pay the bills, because people are too afriad to send him them.

[arghydoodles]

I love how the narration made the place be called "Oblivion" instead of Tamriel or something.

[hayesman24]

If Chuck Norris was a pokemon he would be the evolve form of Jesus

[aeaon]

Chuck Norris has no mercy, mercy has Chuck Norris.

[chrising299]

Chuck Norris Counted to infinite - twice!

[StopYourDreams]

The thing fighting Steven isnt chuck norris... thats his hair

[boltboy101]

chuck norris beats women for fun

[Akezateer]

Wrong! Chuck Norris aint that cool...

[TheKidWhoPwndYou]

@Akezateer You're a dead man for saying that....

[Akezateer]

@TheKidWhoPwndYou Oh rly? Someone sent chuck norris to my house and he ran home to his momma just by the look of me... that's how brave your hero is!

[monstermash126]

@Akezateer just by the look of you hmm?.......face must be pretty scary to scare chuck lol

[Akezateer]

@monstermash126 Scare him?? I almost killed the guy! My point is that im tired to read all this unserious hype about him...

[nachoman4793]

i hate all these poptart advertisements

[Lukeclooney]

@Valador17 everyone knows that one

[Kyremia]

you should have used `kill cheat

[SuperGaryPants]

KOKIRI FOREST!!!!

[MultiCRO1]

It would be a great movie where Horror Figures like Jason, Freddy, Jigsaw are trying to kill Chuck Norris :DD

[InsanelyOrange]

@MultiCRO1 Yeah but every one knows, Chuck Norris would win.

[yuppy40]

@Valador17 Actually its:

Jesus walks on water... Chuck Norris walks on Jesus.

[Lukeclooney]

@yuppy40 you fail at chuck jokes

[BlockDie824]

@yuppy40 no its, jesus walks on water, chuck norris swims on land.

[7thNCtrooper2]

@yuppy40 Dude, not cool.

[SuperGamerCenter]

@yuppy40 Disrespecting god's son i see? Good for you, very fucking good for you!

[97Reecon]

@yuppy40 no no no no its "Jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land"

[Severepwner]

@yuppy40 Oh gee, I hope you didn't start a religious debate.

[lobost12]

@yuppy40 isnt it like jesus walks on water..... chuck norris runs on water

[GhostOfMusic93]

THIS GAME IS FACTUALLY INCORRECT! No one can push Chuck Norris over except Bruce Lee, and Chuck killed him for doing that years ago.

[jokkepokke95]

Chuck Norris' dog id specially trained to pick up it's own poo, because CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T TAKE SHIT FROM ANYONE!!!

[leonisazombiepwner]

if u want to know chuck norrises enimies check the extinct species list

[mattyy101]

chuck norris can roundhouse kick you .... yesturday

[woodsekidd]

chuck norris can whistle in 14 different languages.

[defdeed500]

theres just one thing ONE THING (lol) that i dont get HOW THE HELL THE GAME PROCESS HIM IN!?!?

[TheMightyFruit]

I hope they make a Chuck Norris In Skyrim!

[Vanquish434]

what happens if somebody said chuck norris is a gay homosexual???

[JoeLordTV]

@Vanquish434 You wouldn't be able to finish that sentence!

[yungboecriz]

@Vanquish434 the world would explode

[SuperGraDient64]

CHUCK NORRIS

"Nuff Said Motherfuckers"

[Th4w]

This video is fake because it showed Chuck Norris waking up in the beginning.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits. ( T Button is quite useful for him I bet)

[Fwjchimx]

@Th4w also its fake cuz chuck norris never expierences death death expierences chuck norris

[SoapyDevil]

@Th4w Maybe he waited in his bed?

[WierdWolfQueen]

at 1:45 he looks druggy O:

[AndyRaslan]

How did the Iron Curtain cease to exist? Chuck Norris split the Soviet Union with a roundhouse kick.

[AndyRaslan]

Thumbs up if you cried at 3:38 .

[Aanlaien]

What's the name of the song at the end?

[bloodfurycon]

can anyone help me!! my data folder isnt there so i cant download mods and i really need help

[xXEViLLSARGEXx]

@bloodfurycon Try Creating A Folder That Should Work

[bloodfurycon]

@xXEViLLSARGEXx I tried but that dont work either

[2many2mention]

Guns doesnt kill people, Chuck Norris kill people.

[arizonabrewerton]

@2many2mention no chuck norris allows them to because he doesn't feel like being everywhere at once.

[ConfusingGamer]

His hand-to-hand skill is OVER 9000!!!!!!

[tamadax]

dsd la primera hasta la ultima no tienen ningun desperdicio, os lo habeis currado un puñao, haciendo montones de alusiones a series de toda la vida, personajes de la tele, videojuegos,... hasta la maquetacion y la musica lo bordan!! y sobretoo k pexa de reir me metio compadre jajajajaja

[thatplankguy]

of course steven segal can shoot fire from his hands lmao!!!!

[mrfruitsnacks21]

Fortify hand to hand skills by oo

Fortify strength by oo

[cull38464]

is it just me or is oblivion like the most Beast game ever?........... until skyrim comes out this november

[kenneth2051]

that fight would of ended in 30 seconds, chuck wanted to train though so he let him fight for awhile and chuck would of just stopped the dude on the horse in the begginng by just looki at him

[freezer365]

Chuck Norris doesn't punch you, he lets the fist punch you.

[Sirauron2009]

i know 295 people who got a chuck norris bootprint on they ass

[LMYSunrise]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAX Chuck Norris can not be disliked 

[emporer317]

wat are the gauntlets tht chuck norris is using

[ColtonCanadaL]

@emporer317 fur gauntlets

[B1ackHawkDownStudio]

how did you get the guy to attack him

[weslop123456789]

People, I'mnot kidding... My mom just told me I'm related to Chuck Norris!! !IM NOT KIDDING O_O He's my like cousin... idk what he is to me but hes like my cousin or something o.O Im suprised too....

[cod4modernwarfare12]

chuck norris's hand to hand skill is 5000

[LumbOfmyGOD]

@cod4modernwarfare12 i think its over 9000 xD

[freezer365]

@cod4modernwarfare12 And his Strength is over 10000

[j4ckomc]

@cod4modernwarfare12 no you got it wrong his hand to hand IS OVER 9000!!!!

[nananalooa]

This cant be Chuck Norris because u cant roundhouse in Oblivion...

[freezer365]

@nananalooa Then maybe it's not Oblivion...

[13itchyOwensYou]

Chuck noris is so epic he can erase the recycling bin

[ruben12121993]

steven seagall is chucks bitch

[lakylaky2008]

whats the name of the song at the scene of chuck norris=0:38-1:05 ?thanks

[ruben12121993]

@lakylaky2008

Smack my bitch up' by The Prodigy

[MrFuckingx]

jjajaaja

[nace42]

where is the round kick

[manum42n]

what gloves is he wearing?



[TheTaboCorp]

chuck norris went to cyrodil and asked for a daedric slave. he got one

[ultimatepower65]

make one when skyrim comes out

[RedChickenLegs]

chuck norris went to burger king and asked for a big mac...... he got one.

[50Cal420]

chuck norris can get re-circumscised.

[ROFLboomer]

@50Cal420 Creasing XD

[xpantiesnifferx]

Ordinary people wear Superman pajamas, but Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas...

[syntharis]

lal fake cauz you can see him punch, everyone knows chuck noris punches faster then light....

[spielepet]

Machinima, I worship you. :D

[silverfox632]

1 problem with this....... this steven segal isnt fat enough XD

[maniascapeofficial]

Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose

[sbkhaan1]

@maniascapeofficial eeePPPICC RAWP BAWTTL3Z OF HISToreHHHHHHHHHHHHEHHHH

[doodsalot270]

@maniascapeofficial you mean....chuck norris doesnt win...he allows you to lose

[Danielnewbold]

@maniascapeofficial my ryhms and raps will blow your mind like a verbal john wilks booth

[dumbblonde79]

@maniascapeofficial my raps will blow your mind like the verbal john wilkes boothe

[huntorktim]

chuck norris does not ride a horse, a horse rides chuck norris

[N64nintendogamer]

DOES ANYONE NOTICE THE music from the legend of zelda at the beggining

[butterhammer]

@N64nintendogamer Kokiri Forest ;)

[ghostpirate7349]

@N64nintendogamer

That music brings back memories.

[Polaf3456]

@N64nintendogamer Oh really now... I thought it was from galaga

[TheTalkingChins909]

lol 1:00 I'm on a horse xD

[CosminCP]

chuck norris has born in a hut built by himself

[espana495]

288 Steven Seagal FANS!! ))

[legomanXD27]

Where is this House ?

[Tassadaritze]

When Chuck Norris hits asphalt, he does not bleed. The asphalt bleeds.

[Omatusano]

Someone should do a Norris 'n' Bieber machinema. Bieber seriously looks like a wood elf, rofl.

[c2h1bia]

@Omatusano dont give beiber so much credit, he looks more like a argonian

[masterN42]

@c2h1bia nah he looks more like a troll

[LAPUTAQLOSPARIO1212]

THATS NOT CHUCK NORRIS!!! HIM DONT HAVE HIMS ACCTION PANTS!!!!

[Tomihno1]

Birds don't fly, Chuck Norris throws them

[fitruiti]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[waffleownage]

Thumbs up for Zelda music in Oblivion!

[D4rk5hade]

wow that Altmer really did look like Steven Seagal

[ThePIKACHUUUUUUUUUUU]

god can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land

[Jantts]

(insert funny chuck norris joke here)

[SniperSam34]

chuck norris doesn't eat. the food runs inside him to avoid getting kicked to shit

[MusicBeSweetYo]

hmm good video but not very factual. all chuck norris has to do is think of someone dieing and they die.

[WizardScience]

Fire doesnt burn chuck norris,Chuck norris burns Fire

[FaTaLxRuSH]

Chuck Norris is on a horse.

[magus499]

there is no theory of evalution chuck norris decides what lives and dosent...

[zts1999]

when martin defeated mehrunes he took the form of chuck norris: win 1

those born under the sign of the norris gain 100 skill to every thing infinite everything else:win 2 when you break a tenent u invoke the wrath of norris... never a rule broken:win 3

[AlexMercer691]

this isnt chuck norris in oblivion

this is him in real life

[Assassin0798]

Chuck Norris doesnt tea bag women he potato sacks them

[kyhzer]

lol at 3:31, smack my bitch up

[spartan13468]

Chuck Norris doesn't go to hell, hell goes to chuck norris

[Haynakukalbo]

the roundhouse kick is missing...

[GamerG0d1337]

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim in land.

[IceWalrusProductions]

chuck norris has no mirrors in his house, there can only be one chuck norris

[mjood1992]

who's chuck norris ?

[Missmyusername123]

@mjood1992 OMFG >:O WHUTS WRONG WIT JOO?

[mjood1992]

@Missmyusername123 i'm just saying OoO



[Missmyusername123]

@mjood1992 I know lol :o

[FattyMcFatfatty89]

chuck norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. chuck norris doesnt sleep, he waits. I fought the law, and chuck norris won. before going to bed, the boogeyman checks under his bed for chuck norris. chuck norris once took a shit, we know this shit as Mr. T. When chuck norris does push ups, he is not pushing himself up, hes pushing the earth down. there is a 50/50 chance chuck norris is behind you right now.

[Missmyusername123]

@FattyMcFatfatty89 I checked behind me when I read your comment lol

[TheAnimeMusicAndMore]

@FattyMcFatfatty89 i checked behind my back...and my bro's bird was looking at me evily...it was scary.

[ErostheEpic]

Chuck Norris can make origami out of potato chips.

[liteon911]

Far far...ago Chuck Norris came to Youtube to murder the meaning of comment ratings.

[MrAtlitor]

Chuck Norris once got a girl pregnant by having phone sex with her

[Lyingaboutmyage]

Chuck Norris boxed his own shadow. Won by decision.

[arbiter4353]

God walked on water

Chuck Norris walkedon God

[TheMrAwesomeDx]

@arbiter4353 fail

[arbiter4353]

@TheMrAwesomeDx how is this a fail? sure there was a spelling error,but you must put into consideration I have not been to sleep in 3 days -____- and you sir are also trollin'

[TheMrAwesomeDx]

@arbiter4353 What i meant was, your joke was not funny. And im not even trolling.

[theghostsm]

@arbiter4353 nope... Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims in the ground.