Early Jay Leno Doritos Commercial

[blaklodge]

yeah thucks pretty good.

[Hatebreed88]

His brains spew out forming an NBC Peacock on the wall behind him

[jerkylfish]

Did he also buy his mom some partially hydrogenated soybean oil, msg, and disodium inosinate?

[italkart24racer]

All of you Conan and somewhat Letterman idiots need get off your high horses. This was early in his career and it's hard to get started as a stand-up comic. You all act like Conan and Dave are so much better in every way. How did Conan do on The Tonight Show? Oh, that's right.... How were Dave's ratings compared to Jay's for 18 years? Am I right or am I right?

[toughbutfair32]

@italkart24racer I just had to point out your giant logical fallacy, Letterman and Conan are admired by comedians and people who know two shits about comedy because they don't sell out and engage in idiot pandering night after night like Leno.

Leno is like the Justin Bieber of comedians: only lame people like him, or his case, geriatric lame people...his biggest audience is senior citizens, which explains why his very name is the antithesis of "edgy." I'm embarrassed for you that you like him.

[italkart24racer]

@toughbutfair32 << Obviously you know nothing about humor, but I can't do much to help you because it is too late.

[toughbutfair32]

@italkart24racer Yes, it is too late to hide the fact that your taste in humor is bad. I know you think Jay Leno is the most brilliant comedian since Pryor, and that Bob Saget's best work was clearly on Full House, but your opinions are terrible.

[italkart24racer]

@toughbutfair32 There are better comedians than Jay Leno but he is the best talk show host today.

[toughbutfair32]

@italkart24racer lol good one bro. I don't know who cornball Leno interviews because I never watch him, but compare interviews that Letterman and Leno do on the same person, and see if Leno's is even half as interesting. Or, in other words, do you really think the interviews that Letterman has with the likes of Bill O'Reilly or Paris Hilton would have been half as interesting if Leno did them? Leno would have just kissed ass.

Search for "Bill Hicks Leno" for a succinct summary of my point.

[italkart24racer]

@toughbutfair32 Leno at least seems interested in what the guests are saying. Dave comes off as a slimeball and feels like every other guest is just another guest.

[toughbutfair32]

@italkart24racer Here's a tip: Leno doesn't care about anything but cars, he seems interested because it gets ratings, that's it.

Letterman has a dry and often sarcastic style, but there's a reason why many comedians today cite Letterman as an influence, but not Leno. Letterman makes boring guests funny, Leno is the biggest brown noser on the planet.

Not to mention the average guest a is a millionaire, and we have enough pointless praise for the narcissistic in this country. They'll survive.

[italkart24racer]

@toughbutfair32 Yep keep telling yourself that.

[toughbutfair32]

@italkart24racer Lame and predictable (hey just like your hero Leno!) comeback from someone who knows he's been bested. You got wrecked, now sit down.

[italkart24racer]

@toughbutfair32 lol I just got wrecked? I'm not the Letterman fan or any of his mistresses.

[toughbutfair32]

@italkart24racer Yes, you got wrecked. Dictionaries are your friend, use them.

At least Letterman has fucks actual women and not his cars amiright? I don't think Leno can even get hard for a girl at this point.

[italkart24racer]

@toughbutfair32 He is at least faithful to his wife. Unlike that slimeball, Dave. I'm not going to say anymore because it looks like I have won. Play again soon.

[toughbutfair32]

@italkart24racer No, you got wrecked, remember? It's that word that made you really confused before. The only person who would care about Leno's faithfulness to his wife is his wife. Which makes you his bitch. Grats.

OK, now slink off with your tail between your legs. You took your beating for the day.

[ahmetatmaca]

"Hello America, remember me when i was funny?"

[hobbsk]

What a fuckin' tool.

[pthompson2005]

By "Tangy Tomatoes", he means sodium.

[BaltimoreColt]

wonder if that was one of his cars.

[misjif2341]

Ahh Jay Leno... he lost his talent long before this commercial.

[hybrid212]

Fucking corporate slut, I'm sure he sucks satan's cock hard

[AzeriSoul]

What a fuckin whore...

[extigy]

whore

[matmiller7484]

I don't think it's the creamy ranch that he likes. it's the creamy load that satan blows down his throat that he loves!

[SteevDragon67]

@matmiller7484 LMFAO!

[matmiller7484]

And that is the moment that Jay Leno lost his anal virginity to satan, then sucked his cock clean!

[damnhot]

Bill Hicks rule!!!

Suck some more of Satans cock jay!!!!

[jpx08]

A company man to the bitter fucking end!

[1060893]

All you Jay haters can go fuck yourselves.

[Seebr115]

The man makes a measly $20 million a year. Give a guy a break. Who else is going to provide for his starving kids? Or in his case....cars and motorcycles.

[electricalsemen]

"You don't have enough money you fuckin' whore, you have to sell snacks to bovine America now?"

[Orbit915]

lol good to know someone still appreciates bill hicks

[khan0890]

the ipad is named after jay leno... he's a huge female sanitary napkin. (he's also a self-obsessed moron, hence the "i")

[murdocfan666]

idk why everyone hates jay all of a sudden. if its cuz of the conan thing, just to let everyone know, its not jay's fault that he got cancelled, it's entirely nbc's fault.

[retread01]

This really is appalling. Only watched it because of the Hicks routine, didn't realise it would be such a blatant and contrived shill.

[iEras3di]

Wow this man is a true sell out!

[jpx08]

Jay Leno: A company man to the fucking bitter end!

[JonLeibow]

Leno buys a bag of Doritos, says he's going to eat them, but then five years later tries to return them to the store.

[scottantonsmith]

@JonLeibow Awesome

[shawnmd]

I wish they would bring back the old taste of Doritos.

[flyphoenix22]

lmao damn he broke the car windows! XD

[lunahumming]

really? really? LMAO over THAT? REALLY???? Man, you're easy.

[flyphoenix22]

yeah I can LMAO over anything I want! Man, why comment on that?!

[atty637]

'what a fucken whore... satan fucking him in the ass on national tv'

[ashleyanne007]

@atty637 YES!! Bill Hicks is awesome

[thugly921]

wow, his head looked so much bigger back then

[clevelandbruno]

Jay, you my nigga.

[dillzboy]

They should have made another flavor like " The Tonight Show has sucked since Carson left" Doritos

[cadillacdude1975]

hahha man i fell off my chair. good line.

[southcoocrecords]

Hey, Leno, fix your tie again.

[SimonWaldramMusic]

"Here, Satan, try the nacho flavored ones!"

[SoulThing1981]

This is too funny ... Love Leno and god he reminds me of a  friend of mine it's that scary lol

[BlackChameleon]

Piano tie for the win!

[angndan]

They USED to taste good!

[EKZzor]

there's delicious buttermilk

[cornsockgabz]

shill

[boxcarracer565]

ahahha