My new hobby: clicking on Desertphile's ads over and over again like a drooling moron. Never knew whoremongering could be so fun! My personal fav is Goldline International, with its glowing recommendations from capital W whores like Glenn Beck and Laura Ingraham. If yer gonna whore, may as well whore with the best...
The thing that I find funny is that as soon as you said "google adsense" an ad popped up saying "google adwords" on it.. I mean like it was timed to your saying the word. I'm pretty sure it was just a coincidence, but for a moment I was wondering if it was intentional.
You seriously didn't have $13? Do you not get renumeration for working at the ranch? By all means tell me to mind my own business if these are inappropriate questions, but I'm left wondering if you're joking about this.
Now you will have to file a different form for taxes. No more EZ 10-40s for you. They gonna 1099 your ass. And most likely audit you for the last 8 years or how ever long you been on that ranch.
Have fun at Dragonfest. I already had your number but now you gave it to the world. Man your minutes are goona go away quickly. Make sure ya get laid this year.
Ideals stop you having the power to do anything real. We're all whores to some degree, we have to be to be to achieve our goals, but being a whore for no good reason is the problem. Being a whore to go to dragonfest is probably no good reason but if you didn't do it someone else would + google wouldn't be hurt if you didn't so you might as well. pragmatism ftw. It won't hurt the man much to not do this so no guilt for doing it.
Ok, time to break out the cotton swabs and HO, and start on that other orifice you were talking about earlier. What' that? Oh, it wasn't a cotton swab; it was a Q-tip? And if it gets stuck you can use your Binford vice grips to yank it out. Just watch you don't spray any my way.
Cat fight. lol
MegaPorkandbeans 2 weeks ago
My new hobby: clicking on Desertphile's ads over and over again like a drooling moron. Never knew whoremongering could be so fun! My personal fav is Goldline International, with its glowing recommendations from capital W whores like Glenn Beck and Laura Ingraham. If yer gonna whore, may as well whore with the best...
methinxaweezil 6 months ago 2
WE ARE THE CORPS. YOU HAVE BEEN ASSIMILATED.
Herufaia 6 months ago
It's nice to click on a BP Ad. David gets money from BP and I get gas at Citgo or Shell!
NO RC Cola here in Iowa, dagnabbit
wallywalt 6 months ago 2
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wallywalt 6 months ago
You have a website?! So...13$ where do I sign up?
blazemama82 6 months ago 2
You have not whored yourself out any more than Obama has.
By the way David, your niece Rebbecca thinks you are cool! We really enjoyed the raccoon episode and Pwnage Olympics Event Two Entry.
Come see us sometime, I am certain you would love your niece, go on my facebook if you want to see her.
dlrice 7 months ago
what's up with those cats??? i had to stop the video and go look under the bed, thought feline mayhem was in MY house.
winlythia 7 months ago
You disgust me, you whore! (brought to you by Carl's Jr.)
zowxon 7 months ago
speaking of cat house mewww what a cheep whore at least get two bits
I am defiantly an RC cola drinker.
rootsxrocks 7 months ago
No way, pepsi is the best cola.
connerjd 7 months ago
The thing that I find funny is that as soon as you said "google adsense" an ad popped up saying "google adwords" on it.. I mean like it was timed to your saying the word. I'm pretty sure it was just a coincidence, but for a moment I was wondering if it was intentional.
NomadSoul76 7 months ago
I'm a corporate whore as well and I still haven't gotten a check from youtube.
TheCurmudgen 7 months ago
Nice toothpick!
157626 7 months ago
"You'll want to make tea out of it first." LOL
PlasteredDragon 7 months ago
awesome dagger!
thor97470 7 months ago
darn shill
davidsquall351 7 months ago
You call that a knife?
NotSoOldHippy 7 months ago
I whore myself out every day. I work for a hideously criminal and evil corporation.
NotSoOldHippy 7 months ago
FFS! Take that $13 and buy some cat food before they eat YOU!!
; P
JTlovesDexter2 7 months ago
hold on... let me check, that's S-O-N-Y sony... right, got it.
Brascofarian 7 months ago
You seriously didn't have $13? Do you not get renumeration for working at the ranch? By all means tell me to mind my own business if these are inappropriate questions, but I'm left wondering if you're joking about this.
fuckoverload 7 months ago
You should watch some Billy Mays and Shamwow guy commercials to learn to be a better whore.
DerSchnurrbart 7 months ago
Desertphile should do tv commercials now. GRAVITY!!!
MrWajax 7 months ago
what an adfest... had to be said... lol.
jogayot 7 months ago
Desertphile is a nice feller, he'll probably go bareback for a tenner?
Rockster969 7 months ago
So you are a prostitute are you? Where does a fiver get me? Just asking.
pilgrimpater 7 months ago
No condoms?
morto360 7 months ago
Thanx for putting out DP! =o)
Paxmax 7 months ago
I am a corporation. I need to find ways for people to whore themselves out to me for my profit.
goneutt 7 months ago
Was their product placement in this video? I'm not sure...
Varsa1 7 months ago
:-)
SiriusMined 7 months ago
Can you use the blade to get your nose hair?
dtm52 7 months ago
@dtm52 You must be watching this in HD, I can't see them!!
nedbeaty72 7 months ago
Now you will have to file a different form for taxes. No more EZ 10-40s for you. They gonna 1099 your ass. And most likely audit you for the last 8 years or how ever long you been on that ranch.
Have fun at Dragonfest. I already had your number but now you gave it to the world. Man your minutes are goona go away quickly. Make sure ya get laid this year.
mobiltec 7 months ago
I wanna grow up to be a corporate whore just like you.
keithrockerboblewis 7 months ago
It's obvious you're not a properly trained corporate whore as your merchandise stroking skills are far below par, BIATCH ;)
Next time you watch "Let's Make a Deal", pay attention to the HANDS!!
Congrats on making Dragonfest doable :)
ofpfury 7 months ago
What can I get for $5 and a fried bologna sandwich?
TheScienceFoundation 7 months ago
Welcome to the Republican Party!
glasshammer52 7 months ago
Condoms, you forgot to mention condoms.
achtungcircus 7 months ago
next step move to Times Square and sing with the naked cowboy
wwickeddogg 7 months ago
It's good to buy gasoline
hmmm... pyrom... oh shi-
Ital21 7 months ago
Norelco shaver is the devil? $6.66
unassumption 7 months ago
Ideals stop you having the power to do anything real. We're all whores to some degree, we have to be to be to achieve our goals, but being a whore for no good reason is the problem. Being a whore to go to dragonfest is probably no good reason but if you didn't do it someone else would + google wouldn't be hurt if you didn't so you might as well. pragmatism ftw. It won't hurt the man much to not do this so no guilt for doing it.
shame i can't get there :I too far away.
unassumption 7 months ago
As fate would have it, I'm actually drinking Lipton tea while watching this video.
But... You friggin ruined it for me!
kilroy1964 7 months ago
Freedom is just another word for nuthin' left to lose...
GetMeThere1 7 months ago
Ok, time to break out the cotton swabs and HO, and start on that other orifice you were talking about earlier. What' that? Oh, it wasn't a cotton swab; it was a Q-tip? And if it gets stuck you can use your Binford vice grips to yank it out. Just watch you don't spray any my way.
RichardRoy2 7 months ago 2
@RichardRoy2 Binford! ay... quality tools... or so I've heard... from one source...only... LOL!
Paxmax 7 months ago
You forgot to mention your shirts and hat !!! What kind of gas you'll be buying, you're a lousy corporate whore : /
dumdan1988 7 months ago 2
you cola-quaffing whore
winlythia 7 months ago 2
Woo! Tracfone! That's what I have!
hgryphon 7 months ago