Ok Cupid

[LeKilneje]

I'm a little sad this is such an old video.

OKC is a life sucking, self esteem wrecking, douche attracting mess of occassionally interesting and worthwhile people.

[bignbadal]

FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[CheekiMnky]

FROM OKCUPID: We are very pleased to report that you are in the top half of our site's most attractive users. The scales recently tipped in your favor, and we thought you'd like to know.How can we say this with confidence? We've tracked click-thrus on your photo and analyzed other people's reactions to you in .your elite status comes with one important privilege: You will now see more attractive people in your match results. Was I GIVEN UGLY PEOPLE FIRST? & BY WHOSE STANDARDS? SHAME

[zonda3g]

Do you need a Russian lady this holiday  gettop5.info

[jllaw416]

This fag probably has a gay profile entitled - "I can suck cock with my eyes closed!"

[CocoaAndMe]

@jllaw416 Are you one of my old haters? Guess you still haven't got a life...

[MaDMadZ101]

@jllaw416 his eyes are never open anyway.

[LadyYuzuki]

uwuaaaah! those are cool fishes!

and you're really funny, lol xD

[CaptainNensho]

youre a douche and la is for faggots!!!

[Karuraa]

When the video started, I thought it was your hair and thought "well that's nice hair he's got" but then...when it turned out to be your dog's butt...oof i feel stupid now hehe.

[rocknrollman1234]

I think you should post a link to this video on your profile. I bet you'd get way more messages when people see how cool you really are in motion

[SchizophrenicGAL]

i think he is already there on the crazy part...

[iluvvw]

I thought you said your username was analshark, oh I have a dirty mind.

[Davy2612]

Dry your eyes m8, i'll be your friend.

[bittersky]

I'm on okcupid too. I guess being a girl is different because I got a pile of messages from guys ranging from 18 to 44. It didn't stop after I changed my status to taken. I'm not sure if it works though. I have met great people there, whom I am not romantically interested in, and are friends with them. Despite being online friends, they have been amazingly supportive. Try the tests on there when bored and message someone if her profile sparks your interest. You might be surprised. :)

[CocoaAndMe]

Ehh... well I have kind of given up on it. I think the okcupid experience is much different for guys at least from what I have seen of my girl friends on there. Yeah.

[NovaHorizon]

it's definitely different. guys on okcupid can log in once a month and confirm they haven't received any messages. woman can sign in, delete all message, and see more once they are all deleted 0.o

[CocoaAndMe]

Yeah that about sums up the okcupid experience.

[PENAC2009]

Most men would do that. Even when they are on Myspace and Facebook, they would see an attractive looking woman, try to add her, and leave tons of compliments on her photos. Most times, these men do not give a fuck about a woman's personality. As long as she "looks so good," that's all it counts to these stupid men!

[CaptainNensho]

@PENAC2009 can you blame us? you must have a fat ass that men like us avoid the the plague!

[n310ea]

What temperature does it usually get in L.A. in the winter?

[DrCherryPie]

your fish are cool

you should do the jamaican accent in every video lol

[tokyojapansun]

i'm a little girl yay!!

the little white bottom feeder is so kyute!!

[strawberrybath]

You're cute. I want to be your friend!

[JosieRoxx13]

heeyyy cheer up lil buddy ill be ur friend =]

[CocoaAndMe]

Well a real friend would go and tell everybody they know about me and tell them to subscribe and then tell them to tell everyne they knew! That's what a real friend would do. ;)

[JosieRoxx13]

why not=]

[CocoaAndMe]

Whoa really? I kind of thought you would unsubscribe after that shameful ploy for more subscribers.

[vivahateakaanabanana]

i think online dating is odd kind of creepy, but i only think that because i know that most people must lie on those dating sites -.-

its okay to talk to people online but acutally going online because you want to just be friends with someone who you want to meet in real life is kind of sad.

[emmabee11]

Ew dude i don't want to see your dog ass rofl. The end is hilarious aha, lovely fish.

[shazam15]

AND THEN DESTROY THE WORLD LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!

hahahaha

[shazam15]

are you growing out your bangs? thats going to look cute.

[aznriceangel103]

you could see the water vapor or whatever evaporating at the end... soo... yeah, I'm sure it's really hot... It's not too bad up north. I don't think the water would react that fast...

[mangaluva4life]

lmao @ the end xD

dude you're hilarious and fun to watch!

[goshem]

lol coco is cute

[isisnumber360]

LOL, I use to be on Ok Cupid, I met the greatest guy. He was almost perfect in every way. Unfortunely, it went to the friend zone. But yeah, he was the only one I've met on those kinds of sites, they generally make me feel like a super huge loser, so you're not alone lol :-)

[mahe78]

yup!

or you could just be like me and rant about things! i do that..i go on dating sites and just rant on my profile....

I think...if someone can get past the ranting and get to know the real me ( yeah the ranting me is real too) then maybe they are worth something. I honestly cannot stand reading other women's profiles that say they practically love everything. carbon copy fakers.

[mahe78]

hmmm yeah deep down inside they really do want more than just friends...

they just wish to take it slower.

some ppl can go right back into the dating scene after a break up...

some cannot and wish to only have " friends" first.

its a safety measure to keep from getting hurt.

[CocoaAndMe]

Very good to know. There might be hope yet then.

[mahe78]

so what are you saying " little girl?"

anyhow..the reason some ppl put just friends on dating sites is because they may have been burned before..but still wanna find someone..they just wish to take it slower....

Its like..if " i find someone to love.. great...if not..hey at least ill have met a good friend!" A silver lining in a cloud so to speak.

[CocoaAndMe]

So then they really do want more than just friends?

[isilien83]

Oh, and by the way, I'd totally have a crush on you if I'd been bi or straight. Like seriously´, you rock! Ok, that's enough of me being stalker-ish.

[isilien83]

I so don't get the way you people reason. Why on earth does it matter if this guy is bi? He could just as well be checking out other girls! And as for a guy doing a guy, nothing wrong there.

And now for the real comment: Great video, you always make me laugh! Keep it up dude :D

[CocoaAndMe]

Hey wait! I don't think they think I am bi. Aren;t they talking about someone else? Anyway these comments get really confusing sometimes.

[isilien83]

No, I'm pretty sure htey're talking about someone else. The first part of my comment wasn't directed to you. I just had to comment their discussion before getting to my real comment.

[UrKingNgodup]

oooooooooook............isilie­n83 what do ya think of lesbians then???

[isilien83]

Considering I am one: I have no problems what so ever with them. :)

[UrKingNgodup]

okkkkkkkkk.......awkward....ha­hahah wow u lesbian whore hahh JK JK JK JK lesbians are cool as long as they are down for some threesome with them n there gf and me of course!

[ChiaraNova]

yeah I thats true, plus something just feels wrong about it..I think I can be this persons friend, but theres no way I could have a relationship with him...I think I'd be better off with someone who knew where they stood when it comes to that

[ChiaraNova]

I mean, why is it acceptable for girls to be a bi sexual, but when we hear a guy a bi- it just doesn't seem the same?

[minhpham74]

because guys doing guys is repulsive to a straight man or any woman. most, if not all, men have fantasy dreams of doing 2 or more women at the same time. women have prettier bodies than us. we got that ugly stick between our legs with funny looking veins coming out of the sides when we get excited. I even get repulsed when I look at my own stick

[ChiaraNova]

*dudes, other guys, what have you

[minhpham74]

no shit sherlock

[ChiaraNova]

Heres an interessting question, would you ever date a bisexual? Girls, would you date a bisexual guy? I'm currently struggling with this delimma. I met this nice guy, who just so happends to be bi. I really like him, but in the back of my mind I am secretly wondering if he could be checking out dudeds O_____x

[eric2056]

does facebook counts?

[CocoaAndMe]

Um not really. Do people realy meet on facebook? I've never met anyone there.

[munchypunchy]

doggy butt really gave me a surprise

[CocoaAndMe]

Goood!

[lotusoceania]

ok cupid isnt helpn me though, lol and like all of the people who are mailing me are like showing 60% enemy or more lol. And some of the questions that they ask, wel I can answer all of um cause it depends on the situation...lol, its so funny that site, but its ok enough though

[CocoaAndMe]

Hah yeah, well I think of it as a way to kill time. If I ever meet someone for real on it I will be quite surprised.

[MIDENGINEV8PROTOTYPE]

plentyoffish...is another dating site

don't ask how i know ;-P

[novina06]

im on asia friend finder

[minhpham74]

you should be on nutcase finder

[novina06]

oh wow that was a good one.hahahahahaha

u make me laugh hard

u need to really get a life and stop buggin me and my friends on here its pretty pathetic

u must not have a life

[minhpham74]

you have as much a life as me. isn't that why you sit there watching youtube?

[lotusoceania]

I can't believe that your having trouble finding a girlfriend. Your so cute and seem like a smart fun guy. But then again, you cant limit your self to one area. I live in New York and believe it of not, even though there is alot of people...the people that we do have are kinda on the fake side. So I guess its when that whole quality vs quantity comes to play.

[CocoaAndMe]

Yar well everybody can have problems meeting people. It's just hard to find someone who really matches you.

[lotusoceania]

I have that same problem though lol, so I understand 300% You cant just anybody in you know, so you have to be picky...but dang...it takes so long right lol

[miche1peach]

lmfao!...do you think myspace should count as a dating site cuz random guys(and girls) be tryin to talk people...lol

[CocoaAndMe]

Eh well I guess it is kind of like a dating site, however I haven;t really ben aproached by random people there, except for porn but I don't think that counts.

[PlanetTokyo101]

Good thing, because its always cold here in the midwest where I'm at!!!! LOL!!! Just kidding, but I do love nice hot/warm weather.

[samlovesflea]

If you mean that you are sweating A LOT then you are actually sweating buckets. I'm on OKCupid too, just for friends...not cause I can't make real ones (I am ridiculously social), just so that I can make MORE friends. Like MILLIONS. I want to talk to every nice person in the whole world...or as many as possible. I met my current boyfriend online as well ha. I never actually thought that I would meet a guy online, but yeah. Point isss, what's wrong with finding friends online? Nothing!

[ChiaraNova]

OMG ok, I just got an account with okcupidwhatever, and I might have found someone who seems cool..We live in the same town, weird. He wants to go to Jim Hanley's Universe (for those who dunno its a comic book shop in nyc), should I go?^_^I know I said dating sites are lame, but he seems cool.

[minhpham74]

most people online are nutcases. if you go, procede with caution

[minhpham74]

I went out with a lady from online. dated her for 8 yrs and have 1 kid with her. yeah, she was crazy. I knew she was. tried breaking up with her 6 mos into the relationship, but was afraid she'd kill herself because she told me she would if I left her. she finally broke up with me and now Im happier than a peacock : )

[agrv8ion]

I stay away from dating sites because I can't seem to have a five minute chat with someone before the conversation starts going down the gutter and I'm forced to X the chat window. Maybe I shouldn't let all of the bad experiences ruin the possibility of a good one...

[tokyojapansun]

get fat like a little girl?

lmfao

[HapaAnticsShow]

Awesome... You should have poured the water on yourself to show hot you are...giggity!

Whats that Circle mark on the back of your hand? It looks like one of those marks they put on someone who's been to a underage club...

[CocoaAndMe]

It is the mark of the raptor.

[mxpxgirl369]

lol i love the horsie calender! awesome like you! and yes its hot..its freakin hot here in texas! so hot my phone charger partially melted in the car! lol

[fantasiesbymel]

aww why do u need a dating service? u know i got an apartment right lol cant say it would grow into anything but i'd at least make u dinner :P

[alfcon]

damn it so super hot there in LA

[jenjenx2]

HAHAHA you're too funny.

[Chanfan2]

"sweating bullets" when you are under stress from a life or death situation, as far as my upbringing...Australian meaning.

[ChiaraNova]

j/k, in time I will subscribe, but you being so serious about things is whats keeping you single, and from getting your dick wet my friend.

[CocoaAndMe]

Haha. Well sex is not my priority. Anyone can have sex, only healthy storng willed people can make a relationship last.

[ChiaraNova]

I think you would have to have had sex, in order to make that call

[ChiaraNova]

all of those listed :)if you don't believe in yourself, who the hell would wanna spend the energy to get to know you right? dating sites are futile. I think its a waste of time worring about being single. Infact I like being single, for one thing I don't have to worry about being attached, and I can like anyone I damn well please, and have hot, non-commital sex with them....So cheers to being single :)

[CocoaAndMe]

Oh hmm, well I don't like non-commital sex so I guess I'll just have to keep on looking.

[lotusoceania]

I'm going to check out ok cupid

[blankslate2006]

Wow, I actually got an OkCupid account because of you. YouTube has waaaay too much influence over me.

[CocoaAndMe]

Really? What's your username? Are you a subscriber? I should be in commercials!

[blankslate2006]

Ha, I'm whodatgrl. And no, not a subscriber yet, working a witty message for your wall when I do finally join. :P For now, just a dedicated stalker who checks for new vids every few days.

[CocoaAndMe]

So you haven't subscribed because you haven;t figured out something to say yet? I always wonder what keep people from subscribing, other than not liking my videos of course.

[blankslate2006]

Yeh, but that might just be me. My need to impress random strangers is one of many serial-killer-like qualities I harbor. That and crappy handwriting. Scared yet? ^_^

[CocoaAndMe]

Pshh. You know not who you are dealing with. It has been said that my handwriting reminds people of what a dinosaur would write like if it had somehow learned how to write. QED

[madbiker53]

its strange times we are livin in bruv very strange

[ChiaraNova]

I think the question is, what makes someone dating material? For me its 1) intelligence, 2)compassion, 3) that they are smokin hot....not askin too much lol

[CocoaAndMe]

Hmm so how many of those qualifications do you have?

[Scsibut]

So do you miss New York at all?

[CocoaAndMe]

I miss the night life.

[ilovejuicythings]

Haha I like your unsuccessful attempt of trying to demonstrate how hot it is in LA, you could have cheated and used hot water so it will evaporate faster. Speaking about cheating and dating sites, apparently a lot of people use dating sites to have affairs, so everybody out there be careful who you're dating because you don't want to end up in a love triangle with lots of drama.

[ChiaraNova]

online dating is pretty darn lame. It may work for an assorted 'few', but for the most part I just think you need to get out there and meet people. Its hard, I go to college and a majority of the guys I go to school with are...absolutely idiotic...I'm not picky with looks, but if your idea of a good time is curly fries and sex O__. you need to get away from me.....just sayin

[CocoaAndMe]

Well the girls I meet in real life are usually in a relationship or not relationship material.

[rockandbisous]

I'm not sure. I'm always weary about people on the internet...only because I think they will turn into crazies. Also, it's hard to know how valid their information is sometimes. Of course, this doesn't go for everyone or anything like that. I'm sure there are a lot of people who meet that way and have a happy ending.

[ElusiveAnole]

lol If only you were gay and not hundreds of miles away... I can't quite understand how you don't have a girlfriend. You're funny and cute -- I'd think the ladies would be all over that.

I was on OKCupid for a while. I befriended a real sweet guy in Nebraska and shutdown my account after I realized how creepy people can be, when I had to "break-up" with a New Yorker. He seemed cool at first. Then he showed me his poetry...

[WillyPizzle]

online dating has been ok for my friends mother. She married the guy so um, so far so good for them, but i'm always skeptical bout that stuff. Tell Angie, or I mean your friend good luck. Some have wonders some have horror stories haha!

[chinesealex]

oooooooooooooooo

[Elk4758]

lol @ the little girl bit.

[a012345]

I been on Eharmony out of curiosity. Seems like a scam because you need to pay to get responses but how many accounts are actually active? Meetup works wonders for making friends. Please don't destroy the world yet. Wait until I have to go to work.

[CocoaAndMe]

Yeah that's why I didn't do those other dating sites but okcupid is completely free which is cool and there are a lot of creative things on it to make it more social and so much less like a cattle auction.

[Oysterbluestoday]

Nice butt :)

[CocoaAndMe]

You know you like that Cocoa butt!

[aviraa]

go to the water park

[ladychaos91374]

uh sir u do realize friends can turn into a bf or gf later :P

[CocoaAndMe]

Really? Well it's never happened to me. Hmm.

[werle00]

So Soooothing XD Nice Fish ya go there.

And it has been hot! But for some reason, even though it was like 90 degrees yesterday, it was raining in San Jose Northern California.

And sorry for you loosing streak on the dating sight XD

[a012345]

It's hot as hell up Nor Cal. Like almost 100 degrees.

[gersing]

fish tank is awesome.

[CocoaAndMe]

Thanks! I am still trying to clea it up a bit. It got kind of nasty when I left for school.

[MIDENGINEV8PROTOTYPE]

destroy the world like a little girl? lol wow