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  • jajajjaj the rock, jajajajja, FUCK CENA, YOU SUCK¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

  • 1:00 cenas fans are like "shit the rocks back, we're fucked"

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  • Funny thing is his imitation represents how stupid anyone who dresses and talks that way actually looks like. Black, mexican, white...doesnt matter. Retarded is retarded.

  • Rock is shit these days. Damn I still remember him at old WWF days

  • @Randomeris1 Do I like the old Rock? Yes. Nothing wrong with The Rock. Hell Austin still cuts good promos but it was not like the early years. Same way as HBK.

  • MC Rocky

  • jhon cena cant see this

  • I rather have The Rock Via satellite then have Cena live every week.

  • i cant see the rock on the video where is he?

  • Cena was great when he was a heel in the begining, now they show too much of him and dumb down the promos so kids will enjoy it.

  • Best Rapper Alive . . . LIL ROCKY :D

  • FINALY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO SATELITE!!!!!

  • damn look at all those title belts the rock has. NOW THOSE R REAL TITLE BELTS!

  • Remind me of the character i made on saints row

  • LOL

  • you can she me

  • If The Rock beats Cena, please for the love of God, change the rating back to TV-14!!!

  • The Rock is rappin'

    He's totally gone soft

    Now he needs

    To take this crap off.

    I am so using this and applying it to everything.

  • Cena's history of rapping for year on wwe television just got toppled by The Rock in a matter of seconds. Truly excellent.

    Rock beats Cena @ WM28

  • yo yo dee jay the rock is rapping

  • Cena can at least say it in the arena floor and The rock is in via satellite?? The Rock always say's the rock is back to moday night raw when your Fake and only on a via satellite screen in a different city o state Making movies?. John Cena is here Eevrynight with us!1 all i gotta say is All yall Rock fans can FUCK themself's! #Team cennation

  • @Linsey123z DOnt worry though because the majority of WWE fans wish he wasn't here everynight

  • @Linsey123z lol right if you follow what The Rock did before he hit 30 and compare to what Cena has barely accomplish. You would shut the fuck up and walk in shame for the rest of your mediocre life.

  • @Tembatsu247 Very true I love Cena to death and I love the Rock to death but I've been watching wrestling since the 90s and the Rock owns Cena.

  • @Linsey123z Just so you know, that hashtag meant for Twitter makes you look stupid when using it for Youtube. Just saying.

    Just so you know that the Rock has managed to a lot of stuff before he was thirty, and keep nearly all his fans no matter what he's doing. Cena ... well, he's just an over-hyped man trying to be the Rock. If you notice, WWE made Cena's character a lot like the Rock, only you can't beat the original.

  • the rock is not a wwe employee and is not obligated to show up to every show. John cena has to since he's under contract. The fact that the rock even has the time to show up to a show and do these satellite titantrons shows just how much the rock loves the business.

  • @Linsey123z We dont whant Cena to be here everynight for us thats the problem lol we hate that hes there everynight dont you get it The Rock said it straight, we're sick and tired seeing this guy on our screens in the ring. And come Wrestlemani he Cena's gonna wish he's gonna be there via satelite aswell because The Rocks gonna kick his candy ass all over Miami Florida and rest assure if WWE makes him lose i guarantee a riot and runfest from all of the home fans !

  • I enjoy The Rock whether via live, via satelite, or via movie. John Cena can just via DON'T EXIST!

  • U can see rock only in via satellite. But u don't see CENA in via satellite

  • @harshnovember

    Because WWE loves to torture their fans.

  • @harshnovember I wish I saw Cena in via satellite so i dont have to watch his shitty wrestling.

  • Wonder what kinda music the rock listens to..?

  • @samjack16 i follow him on twitter. i guess he listens to a lot of rap. he likes eminem most... he tweets eminems songs and says that theyre great workout tracks

  • Anyone else notice the teleprompter reflection in his glasses?

  • He almost says shit at the beginning

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  • Rock live, Via satellite, on twitter, on facebook, on a post it note > Cena live

  • @guardianshaven So true. :)

  • @Kinggoken (Pounding chest, pointing to you in respect)

  • @guardianshaven John Cena 2 weeks ago > Any Rock promo in the last year. Sorry, but its true. And CM Punk has been delivering amazing promos all year long.

  • @randomjelly255 wrong. just like people were saying the best promo ever and nobody had guts to say something like that about cm punks shoot promo from last year but 10 years ago you had promos like that almost every week.

  • @IASP17 No we didn't. The Rock coming out and spewing catchphrases doesn't qualify as a great promo. The Rock had many great promos in his career, but guess what, Cena had some as well and CM Punk's promo was one of the best I've ever seen, other than Mick Foley and Ric Flair.

  • @randomjelly255 What great promo Cena did? What rapping? Please

  • @mistanderson Cena's promo time = time to get up and use the toilet.

  • @guardianshaven hahahha oh so true

  • @mistanderson Cena's rapping promo, his promo from 2/20 and his rebuttal to the Rock last Monday. You think that calling Cena different variations of the word bitch is funny? How do you have the audacity to call Cena's fans childish?

  • @randomjelly255 Yeah it is funny. It made me and others laugh. He been doing it before. And its still funny. I respect Cena but he do have childish fans.

  • @randomjelly255 rocks promo last year when he first apperaed in wwe in 7 years was awesome. much better then cenas the rock isnt here I am promo that he delivers all the time

  • @IASP17 The Rock gave a good promo, but its just annoying to see all the AE marks chanting fruity pebbles...that joke wasn't funny the first time he said it, its not funny the 8th time that we hear the chants.

  • @randomjelly255 and yes you people did. maybe you didnt but 96% of people were like wow I never heard a promo like this in my life from cm punk. well go and listen to attitude era.

  • @randomjelly255 Don't make me laugh. Cena aka Fred Flintstone hasn't cut a good promo since 2004. And THAT is the truth.

    I will give you this: CM Punk is good on the stick.

  • @guardianshaven Bullshit, Cena's been cutting good promos throughout his whole career, especially in 2006, 2008, 2010 and these past years with the Rock. His promo on 2/20 and last weeks rebuttal to the Rock were pure ownage against Rock, because it was raw truth.

  • @randomjelly255 Oh, right, his whole career. Yeah, it's sheer brilliance when he stands up and shouts the oh so famous words ,"Baloney Fudge and Mustard!" or, better yet "JBL is Poopy!" We've gone from "Whatchagonna do, brother, when Hulkamania runs wild on you?!", "WOOOO!" "Ooohh, YEAH! Dig It!" "And that's the Bottom Line Cuz Stone Cold Said So!" and "If Ya Smellalalalalow! What the Rock is Cookin'!"...to "Baloney Fudge and Mustard?"

    Cena owned himself with that one. What a clown.

  • @guardianshaven So you criticize one line of Cena's and that's supposed to make him bad on the mic? I could say Rock's Kung Pow Bitch line was pretty fucking lame too, not funny at all and childish. And Hulk Hogan was in a different era when promos were given with an animated feel to them.

  • @randomjelly255 He's been bad on the mike looong before then. He USED to be good in 2003-2004, but he lost his edge after 2005 and became a generic superhero. And frankly, he's boring now. Doesn't matter what era you're in, just use some thought in your promos. A lot of people found Kung Pow Bitch funny. You have your blinders on because obviously you're a Cena fan (notice I said fan, not mark) so you won't admit it. But, hey, you like who you like, so, not gonna argue to change that.

  • Can't wait to see even more cutting edge stuff from Cena. New and innovative phrases like "sufferin' succotash!" or "I tawt I taw a putty tat!" or "Nyahh, what's up doc?" Or maybe given his color t-shirts, this one would be more appropriate:

    "YYYYABBA DABBA DOOOOOO!!!"

    (Cue Flintstones Theme)

    Cena, he's John Cena, modern day Hulk Hogan Wannabeee

    From the Town of West Newbury, That He Sucks is Plain For All to Seee

    Have a yabba dabba do time,a dabba doo time,We'll have a gay old tiiime!

  • @guardianshaven I don't recall Cena ever making any Flintstones jokes, but if you're talking about the fruity pebbles shit that the Rock started, well...it wasn't really funny the first time, and its not funny now. (: You think Cena's jokes are lame...but comparing Cena to cereal is so hilarious.

  • @randomjelly255 It IS hilarious. Hence, the jokes. And the chants. And the everything else.

    lol

  • @guardianshaven I suppose you think the WHAT chants are still funny?

  • @randomjelly255 I suppose, wild stab in the dark, you're a teenage girl, right? Hey, I apologize if you aren't but given that you've done everything aside from say "That is so immature!" about The Rock's jokes, it's just an educated guess.

  • @guardianshaven Huh? Its you that's calling Cena's jokes immature, so what can't I say that Rock's jokes are immature, when they are?

  • @randomjelly255 To you, yes. To me, they're funny. Though, they're no more immature than a 30-something year old in jorts and a purple t-shirt saying baloney fudge and mustard like a freakin' 5 year old, er, 4-year old , no 3...ah, it doesn't matter. You get the point.

  • @guardianshaven I just find it hilarious to see how PG has crippled the Rock. Now you see what Cena is dealing with? The Rock isn't even close to what he used to be in insults.

  • @randomjelly255 And yet, he's still better than Cena on the stick. he can still get the audience in the palm of his hand and have his words trending worldwide. Whereas the only thing Cena evokes from the audience is visceral hate and a bunch of kids and needy teenage chicks yelling their little hearts out to fruitlessly help their hero. Says a lot.

  • @guardianshaven Why hasn't he shown it then? The only reason he's getting the reactions is because of what he used to be, and he was over in the Attitude Era. Cena has gotten booed more since his feud with the Rock. Obviously the WWE saw this coming, don't you see that the WWE want this to happen?

  • @randomjelly255 He gets these reactions because, as MSG pointed out in November, The Rock's Still Got It (clap-clap-clapclapclap). Your argument that he's not what he used to be is a rather weak one, because he's always been maybe the best talker in the business. Always.

    Yeah, Cena's gotten booed more lately, but they Booed the hell out of him fighting heel Orton, heel Batista, heel Sheamus, heel everyone. People don't like him unless they're kids or girls. That's his demographic.

  • @guardianshaven The Rock's promos have gotten stale, his reliance on catchphrases is getting old, its the same old shit that he was doing back then, nothing new. He hasn't changed his act in 7 years, that's the problem. And people are going to get sick of this quickly, there's already people on the internet, home of the smarks, talking shit about the Rock and its only going to get worse.

  • @randomjelly255 Not as much as they will always hate Cena. Until he gets back to capturing the 03-04 magic, he can expect to hear this sound at every arena for the rest of his career:

    Kids and girls: let's go Cena...

    Everyone else: CENA SUCKS!

    or

    YOU CAN'T WRESTLE! WE ALL HATE YOU! FUCK YOU CENA! DON'T TAG CENA! and so on...and so on....and so on...

  • @guardianshaven But those fans are idiots. They are the same fans that cheered Hogan and Warrior.

  • @randomjelly255 You lost all credibility right there. Without those guys, there would be no WWE. Without guys like Hogan, The Rock, Austin, Triple H, Mick Foley, the WWE would have gone under long ago. They paved the way, and for...kids...not to show those guys respect is downright disgusting. Cheer Cena to your heart's content, but respect those that paved the way.

  • @guardianshaven Fuckin-A man!

  • @darthroden (Internet Hi-Five to you) :)

  • @randomjelly255 I'll be real for a sec. I was- emphasis on WAS- a Cena fan. I liked the rap schtick, I even stuck with him for a little after people realized that he sucked. But after a while, after giving me the same crap on the mike (Hustle Loyalty Respect, Champ is Here, I never give up, never quit, blah, blah,blah) it dawned on me that this man will never get his head out of his own ass to realize that he HAS to change to be relevant again.

    Right now, he sucks, it's that simple.

  • lol WTF. The Rocks been doing this his whole career, his promos never get stale, even though it was'nt as goos last week it was better than Cena's done in the past 12 months and thats lame coming from a face of the WWE. You say people ARE going to get sick of this but they arent, we've been enjoying it for the past13 years and still going. The people talking shit about the Rock are are minority of losers and faggots. Your probably a Cena fan trying his best to undermine The Rock.

  • @John4695 LOL that promo from the Rock was pretty lame compared to Cena's from 2/20. And Cena's rebuttal last week was pretty fuckin' great. Just watch, people are already talking more shit about the Rock than they ever have. Yeah I'm a Cena fan. And I have good reasons to be one. The Rock doesn't deserve all the praise that he gets.

  • @John4695 Thank you! Exactly what I've been saying.

  • @randomjelly255 Although, I admit, a good WHAT chant can cause the giggles every now and then; ie R-Truth - "Don't WHAT me!" WHAT? "Okay, WHAT me!"

  • Q. Whats the only thing to do with wrestling that sucks more than John Cena ?

    A. His fans

    John Cena also represents the typical young thug who thinks they are'' well ard '' rofl. The Rock brings it and is funny as fuck while Cena only knows how to talk complete shit.

  • Son: who's the rock father:a great time rival of STONE COLD GREAT TIME RIVAL ONE OF THE BES... SON: I WAN'T CEN... FATHER:CRAP??? SON:WHAT'S THAT??? FATHER: OHHH SORRY ITS TV-PG SON:BY THE WAY STONE COLD IS ONE OF THE GREATEST PERHAPS THE GREATEST AND THE ROCK IS THE JABRONI BEATING PIE EATING ELECTRIFYING HEART STOOPING ELBOW DROPPIN'.... dan dan dan daaaa dan dan dan ooooo pyjama Son:CENA CENA CENA FATHER:what??? SOn:cena FATHER:no UR role and SHUT ur mouth shoots his PG kid
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  • finally the rock is an idiot oh wait hes been one

  • @reyngirl41724 finally its proven ur age is ... easy 2.5...................sec hahaha

  • @reyngirl41724 lol a cena fan

  • @reyngirl41724 U mad, jabronette?

  • you cant sheeee miii...lmao

  • That's right, TAKE THAT CRAP OFF!!!!

  • @Death2Anxiety Same thing with you idiot

  • Cena sucks in entertainment value. The Rock was at the top. And who carez about wrestling skillz. Ain't real. This is more about entertainment than brawl.

  • cena sucks 1 thousand time rock suck 0 time

  • nwo 4 life

  • @Death2Anxiety And what truth have you told? It's obvious YOU are a little kid and not a smart one at that as I JUST stated that I wanted The Rock to win, I grew up a Rock fan, you're just a newcomer which is okay. Once your balls drop and you grow up, you'll see how the wrestling world really works ;)

  • @Death2Anxiety kid? I'm probably older than you, and you can't take the truth cause right now you're acting like a little kid..

  • @Death2Anxiety

    by now the "sell of shirts"says that cena IS the best in the world,if you like or not...that he is surraunded by child well that's another story.

    for rocky beat cena,you said it's already announced,well i don't heard a thing,who said that?vince?anyone else?I think not.

    cena is a joke?maybe.

    cena will lose?maybe.

    cena below rocky....well for the talent obviously there's no match,but for the appointment and for all the rest cena is ATLEAT equal than rock..that's why i RESPECT cena

  • @Death2Anxiety common sense? You think they haven't had people lose in their hometown before? And who's really gonna riot? Seriously? This isn't like the 80's and 90's where there are real hardcore fans. No ones gonna do shit. Most they will prob do is throw their water bottles or something. I honestly want The Rock to win, but it won't happen

  • the rock from 99 would do a better promo without thinking n hollywood rock 2003 would decimate cena

  • @Death2Anxiety Ok prove your so called sources that "it's confirmed Rock will win". Please show me where you read that, your sources, anything? I didn't think so. It's just you heard it from someone who heard from someone else, who heard it from someone who starts rumors, Nothing more. YOu have no legitimate proof, but if you DO have proof where you got your information, i'll stand corrected. But I doubt that will happen

  • You Can't Sheeeee Meeeee

  • I like Rock more than cena and im a kid

  • @Death2Anxiety

    sorry but for me is exactly that the way tha match ended....hall of fame 2008 i think you see stone cold inducted in the hof and toast with cena,for me that means all....i think the wwe would make cena a legend even bigger that he is now and the new face of the company.... maybe rocky will lose with some trick by cena but for me cena win.....

  • The Rock will beat John Cena and after Wrestlemania John Cena will be turn heel and yes The Rock will be still the spot light of WWE not Cena

  • it's very sad that probably cena will beat rocky at wm....you know the pass of the toarch

  • is the crowd dead?

  • i legit haven't watched WWE since the rock left

  • the rock is the best man i wish it was the good old days of wwf

  • The crowd are so bad !!!

  • i bring it via satellite

  • Great One > Everyone in the PG Era

  • lol pwned cena?

    this was so cheap haha.

    cena>rock

  • @BEAGLE1226 IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK... yes I couldn't resist

  • @BEAGLE1226 The rock is so much better than cena!

  • @BEAGLE1226 not got it wrong the rock>cena

  • @MattSm0oth , no bro cena>rock bottom, which is where the rock will end up after wrestlemania

  • if u put it on 2x speed it sounds real cool :D

  • Rock: Finally the Rock has come back to monday night raw.

    WWE Son: Who's The Rock?

    WWF Dad: Son! I'll whip your Candy Ass.

  • @Weeds2630 dude lol wen i was born, my mom watched the rock so i knew who he is

  • This has to be the cheesiest, most painful to watch promo Dwayne did ever since this whole "cena vs rock" thing (which at this point I could care less about) started, I'm sorry to all the rock fans, but his shit is just old and corny.

  • @Paralyt1c it doesn't matter what u think

  • Cenas cheating cuz he admitted to taking steroids. wat a fruity pebble

  • @thenightman7861 actually cena has tapped like 3 times before look it up

  • rock is cool fast as fast can be and cena is a hard dude to break he never tapped in his career yeah he got his same style fight AA ending but come on who can break his rhythm and rock is one angry old school lets go out side kind of person so i belive the one will one is the one who is wonts to win BUT DONT TAKE CENA LIGHT AND UNDERESTIMATE HIM THAT IS YOUr FIRST MISTAKE

  • @thenightman7861 Cena tapped out more than 1 time Chris Benoit made him tap out, Chris Jericho made him tap out and i think even Kurt Angle made him tap out.

  • @thenightman7861 You know wrestling is scripted, righttt???

  • @GustZgamer

    I doesn't matter what you think.

  • Ha Rocks Going To Get his Ass Kicked

  • ROCK = GOD

  • Cena sucks

  • If Rock beats Cena, please for the love of God, change the rating back to TV-MA.

  • @kingsnake23 It was actually TV-14.

  • @Jasonxknot Whatever!!!

  • @kingsnake23 What if Stone Cold wins somehow XD

  • @ThePSNFAN911 What do you mean if Stone Cold wins somehow?

  • @kingsnake23 like both men are down and he pins them both Xd

  • @kingsnake23 TV-MA? I thought its TV-14?

  • @kingsnake23 Tv-14 you mean

  • John Cena can win The Rock you can't see me The Rock

  • @ningapizzaboy back up, cena fanboy.

  • @rynic93 hes stupid lol he said u cant see me THE rock

  • @ningapizzaboy Grammar Motherfucker. Do you Know it?

  • i love the rock and i love cena they are tow pics of the same coin both will do the absolute best to give us a match that makes history may the best man wins ,so i say to all of you calm down ,save it for mania like they did ,enjoy and i,my personal advise,is that rock has incredible speed ,and cena has has a strong stamina ,he never tap out in his career so ,goosebumps i tell you

  • @thenightman7861 Cena cant wrestle bro

  • Santino fan 4 life. He's one of the funniest super Stars out there.

  • wow fuck cena

  • pinche cabezon no te keda ni la gorra

  • Ok, Ima fan of Rocky and all, but you can see the monitor he's reading off of in his glasses...

  • hmmm.......John Cena The Rapper that WAS innovative and original has been DEAD FOR YEARS after he beat JBL at Wrestlemania and ONLY does his rapping once in a while. Now John Cena(aka Hulk Hogan) The Marine that IS the role model hero for kids to look up to getting pwned by The Rock is childsplay in my opinion. Don't get me wrong, it was funny, but ANYONE can bury Cena on the mic nowadays.

  • @269KZoo4life yeah, and the Rock's not even in his prime....Imagine 2001 Rock on the mic against Cena? Or 1997 HBK? Cena would shit his pants lol

  • why do ppl hate john cena for

  • @CWestz He can't wrestle, cuts the same promo every week and wrestles identical matches. Everyone has their signature moves, but watch his next match: a lot of punches, gets beat up, makes a comeback with his signature moves, ends it with the AA.

    And now people hate him for saying the same crap about the Rock and being a hypocrite. If he was "the most dedicated man in WWE", he'd prove it and give us better matches. He has ZERO intention of ever evolving.

  • @CWestz and not to mention, he's had the title 13x...that's more than the Rock and Austin put together, and they were both way better than him. WWE shoves hi down our throats because he's the hero for the little kids. And he never helps the young guys, he makes sure he's in the spotlight and he can never let his opponent look better than him...he only loses if someone cheats...so he's preventing the young guys from becoming big stars, even tho the guys before him helped him get there. Thats why

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  • Lol

  • what a dumbass crowd

  • @Da4711Bulldog they wanted 2 see him in person i guess

  • Cum is good*

  • ROCK SUCK!!!!!!!

  • @MyVidsAreTop

    Are you inbred? Or retarded?

  • @MyVidsAreTop your mom does daily to me

  • @Dubstepistheshit1000 and your mom sucks the rock's dick you mother pimping nutjob

  • @Dubstepistheshit1000

    go suck the rock's cock.....stupid faggot rock mark

  • it would be good if this man could bring the attitude era back !

  • @DogSoldier011 Its gone and it aint ever comming back, WWE is going downhill fast.

  • Cena should have taken that crap off ever since he started changing colours after the blue HLR attire...

  • @Dubstepistheshit1000 if you think writing a comment takes a day then its you who needs to get your head checked...as for talking shit..you started it so face the backlash...i dont care what dimwits like you say either

  • BRINGING IT - Via Satellite.