Fat woman gets caught shoplifting a VCR

[mountielane]

if you slow it down and look real close you can see a midget between her legs

[pimpninja1985]

wtf did i just watch?

[buddyz143]

i dont think it fits in her "part"

[JustinCase10261]

i cant believe she could fit that shit in her vagina!!!!

[TheKhahlil]

@JustinCase10261 its not in her vagina its in between her legs

[asoh123]

that player gona be warm....and wet...no refunds....

[asoh123]

that player gona be warm....and wet...no refunds....

[commonman80]

Dear God The Horror!!

[BlackRose07P]

you know she could have just hid it in her rolls of fat

[Matthyen]

Her vagina wanted to see som recorded pornvideos since that fat bitch will never get a sane man between her legs...

[Pinkpapi]

Princess peach's mother...

[the1kamikaze]

she didn't steal it, she ate it. The coochie was hungry.

[cwood4ever]

Do they even make VCRs any more. Why would you steal some old piece of technology you can get for 5-6 bucks ez. If your gonna go to jail steal blue ray player

[LobsterRoc]

poor VCR.

[Furby1369]

and into the hole it goes

[irishgummybear]

@Furby1369 Oh What else does she have in that big hole? Can we also file a missing person report?

[teto12ify]

i would not want to be that vcr...

[EddieTheHead777]

It comes out and the guy's like "...You can keep it..."

[Mullingarfella]

She stuck it In her vagina

[cuda180]

How does she hold it like that??? In between the !!!

[Guanoish]

It's her sex box. And it's name is Sony.

[EddieTheHead777]

@Guanoish Dammit Buck it's my turn to use the sex box

[fosterbabee]

Wow.........

[daironification]

LOL

[Xarbem]

Her vagina ate it.

[Stunt101Rider]

lol what a sweat hog.....

[Spotlight9024]

LMFAO!

[ermollejuo]

after that, the vcr won't playback movies like finding nemo...

[JaiHindArbhav]

Where the HELL did it go????? She was dawdling normally - she send it to the twilight zone or something?

[yizuman]

Fat lady thought the VCR was her pager.

[JermzzzyFTW]

Poor VCR

[ariasjohn24]

hmm what else could she fit in there

[exahtahtor]

Wow...she moved pretty fast for a granny

[22BabyRose]

I hope the store let her keep it and not put it back on the shelf

[tubedudeT2000]

looks more like a DVD player, it would fit better, LOL

[petethetechguy]

Seriously, a VCR?

[xDemolitionAdvocatex]

@petethetechguy

well obviously it's from the 90's or earlier. I bet by now she would be so pro that she can jam a flat 30" screen up there...lol

[catwomanlpo]

After LP retrieved the VCR, do you think they put it back on the shelf????

[pokemaster91402]

did she put it up her butt?

[RuggedSavior]

What's funny, is that once they lifted the dress, the VCR was gone. All that prostitution paid off I guess.

[TheAnimatedBanana]

WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!?!

[JGGunboy97]

nooo really wtf? 

[whatitisbeach]

she snatched it!



[Gdupfromdafeetup74]

@whatitisbeach EWWWWWWWWWW I THREW UP IN MY MOUTH

[MsLeshalle804]

Wait...so how did the vcr stayed up there? No wait! don't answer that! I don't want to know!! (covering ears) lalalalalalala!

[Hamodyxxx0]

lol stuffed inside the phat V

[irockdrums]

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!



[caviper1]

and the remote?...

[CHURROMICE1]

IS THAT FOR WORK OR PLEASURE??

[WorshipInTruth]

I think she thought it was a tampon.

[WOOWOOS97]

She must have a fucking huuggggeeeee pussssyyyy to fit that up it!

[tiocococo]

Fatty win

[SilentHill213]

Maybe she thought it was a beeper?

[AdrienChaos]

Looks like she hid it in her fat rolls.

[SexSteakSoda]

Did she just cram that VCR up her twat? Goddamn, I've seen some loose vaginas in my day but that one just takes the cake! Good work. If I had a sloppy and loose vag I would steal shit all the time too. Score one for sloppy vagina sluts!

[CT2507]

wow! to demean herself like that for a stupid VCR!!

[Darayaray]

lol

[Klaudas1331]

I like the penguin walk

[jonesgerard]

..and they DON'T want it back.

[BraveBloomKairi]

"Merry Christmas hunny! Grandma went threw alot of work to bring this to you!"

[juan750522]

why would she get a VCR when she can get a DVD xD

[121pinklover]

Hahahaha that's hilarious!

[supermanic258]

she got the best place to hide kkkkkkkk

[NicNacPTac01]

Ewww, I know that vcr stanks like old, rotten dump truck juice and fish.

[739341]

She is pakisthani

[90sStyle]

is it sad if a sometimes still use a VCR?!

[bondovwvw]

what is a vcr?

[got2bchapin]

that vcr was meant to be inside an old garage.

[johnball235]

@got2bchapin it was in a dusty old garage for a short amount of time

[zlcoolboy]

Stole a vcr? when was this? the Ordovician period? XD

[canisdormit]

I've seen that same woman in another video stealing a frozen turkey the same way!

[shaququ]

omg hahahahahaha

[TSM8088]

The only movie that thing will ever be able to play is "Snatch."

[basketcaserb]

@TSM8088 u just made my day thank you



[LuvinMahSnuggie]

Funny shittt

[maplebanks]

she farted and it blew a hole in the wall.

[BruceJBCpaintball]

fail

[DYEPAlNTBALL]

HAHAHAHA

[biglmac]

What a cunt. Who watches VHS anymore?

[xr350ride]

That's where all 30 remotes went

[myastroflight]

OMG! :-x *puked*

[backstaber1000]

that must be the same lady who tried to steal the turkey

[ITSallBOUTrc]

its stupid of shes pretty damn good! so is that why fat people walk so funny?

[picvic7]

Damn...I wanna take that bitch shopping with me next time!

[grooverheliboy]

What a shock they got when they took her into the back room to be searched...

The got back VCR 46" TV 2 WASHING MACHINES

1 FOOD FREEZER

3 VACUUM CLEANERS.

[FOTOFOTA]

@grooverheliboy Come on now. You are funny!!

[grooverheliboy]

@FOTOFOTA So glad someone found my comment a tad funny !!

[jcwkings]

that was fucking amazing, from now on im hiring these kinds of whales when i need something i cant afford.

[xSheCantBeTamed]

LMAO. OMG. 

[killerj641]

lol

[kingratboy2]

Susan boyle ?

[Nebelwerfer89]

lol wtf ? lifts her dress up and WHOOSH ! VCR ? what VCR ? xD

[rosal2006]

what do mean someone smelt a strong fish odor ? talk about a leg lock... preasure and stank all rolled into one...pugheeeeeeeee !!!! ruff ruff..

[cloudberry121]

That will never be seen again. :-0

[werty0864210]

AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAA? Kid asks: granny where do vcrs come from? Granny answers: From me. I give birth to them.

[logaluger]

fat woman: what is thy bidding my master?

herassgina: i must feed....

[mrwhydontyouandi]

@logaluger ROTFLMFAO!!!!! ha ha ha! Thats awsm!

[aleemiles]

Where I live two fat women went grocery shopping and were eating food while shopping. They each loaded their shopping carts as high as they could and then tried to walk out the door. People were watching them. They got caught and were still eating groceries when the cops showed up. I say the cops should give them a beating publicly.

[LordOfViralVideos]

lamozmaozomomglamololll

[JAZZI393049]

omg yah i wouldn't want it bak either

[SydbarF]

Too funny!!!!!

[Godzie1]

How the hell did that VCR stay under that dress without falling out?

[LightninOV]

@Godzie1 her vagina sucked it up! Lol

[Godzie1]

@LightninOV Eeeewww! I saw how she did it? :P

[LightninOV]

@Godzie1 i wonder if she got away with it! hahaha

[kozakhanda]

i know her!!! shes got a lounge up in her fanny with tv,a couple of chairs,coffee table,lamp and now a vcr. come and spend the afternoon in the cosy Loungina

[TehKitteh01]

@kozakhanda Hahahahah!

[killzone2000]

where it go???

[juker606]

and people always act like old people are so great.

[sunshine98gal]

hahaha..that is so funny!

[Crazydog7]

They still sell those? They just don't give them away?

[SAMMEY11110]

i think we know where waldo is now

[TehKitteh01]

@SAMMEY11110 LOL

[TheWelshie1]

IS Lord Lucan up there too ,he he

[haymish1993]

LMFAO fanny swallowed the vcr ;D wow females are amazing

[cheerboyss]

omg a fat vigina i bet

[TheCrossov3r]

LLOL who the hell steals a VCR these days....

[lasse2071]

omg!!! thats just freaking awesome!! i wish that was my grandma

[bizzyindmp220]

i wanna do coke off that vcr

[monteoner]

doesnt she know everythings on dvd now?

[DeejayBeatzzz]

hehe I dont think the VCR worked after all of that pressure.

[WamblyWallaby]

poor vcr never stood a chance

[TheArtOfHarry]

lol she gets caught ... keep it

[joakeimmcgrath]

Those were they old days.Nowadays the bastards grew so fat they can sneak a whole plasma tv in their folds.

[nosupa]

@tommyvizzle nice funny comment LOL

[Lapisme]

Its my sex box! And her name is Sony!!!!

[tommyvizzle]

Sometimes tampons don't work ;)

[eray442]

hahaha that one good thing about being fat!!!

[craigsgirl48167]

I don't think I'd even WANT it after it's been there....

[BigBlue1101]

God DAMN, that thing disappeared.

[reggieboy04]

Something tells me they didn't want the VCR back.

[Devilsfan123]

Fake and Gay.

[joey7286]

we need the stars form Raiders of the lost ark to find that shit... and it was fast

[zamorak363]

wow shes got a big sunken in vagina!

[Cargo1273]

That VCR has gone to the land of the lost.

[Cargo1273]

That VCR has gone to the land of the lost.

[Lapisme]

Becasue of her size the V.C.R. was sucked into the large crater between her legs due to her gravitational pull. She was smart because stealing a smaller item would of just orbited around her in plain sight making it much easier to get caught!

[aa60football]

Dam very well

[melovetorun]

The only exercise she had was going to the store to steal a VCR so she can sit down on her couch and do what she is the best at, being lazy and worthless. Don't worry about the money lost, our tax dollars will cover it.

[dillon4321]

lol D:

[Logalugger]

fat woman: what is thy bidding my master?

herassgina: i must feed....

[KevsHardLemonade]

@Logalugger That was the funniest thing I heard/read in a while. Youre awesome! lmao! thumbs up!!

[Marksalot420]

the perks of being a fat bitch that wears a moo moo

[fdxnaoseinomes]

she´s gipsy?

[zionbnr32]

lawl

[SxcThinkpad]

LMAO! i allways knew shit like this would happen if people lived withing 100meters of a McDonalds, fucking fattys man :D

[Tallaaja22]

rofl

[Barokah]

lmfao!!

[d4rkn3ss4lyf]

wtf?

[pugswithguns1]

i feel sorry for that vcr

[teothedemon]

I don't think i would take the VCR back after that....

[RobertsDigital]

@teothedemon hahaha that VCR is right inside her ass she can keep it...

we dont need vcr these days what we use is blue rays

[GenevaSwiss]

@RobertsDigital NOW... when she plays that VCR at home, I am sure the shit smells will come out when the VCR is warmed up lol

[nikobelic25000]

@GenevaSwiss

LOL You make me laugh LOL LOL

[mlafon25]

umm miss nice job u can keep the vcr as it fill of shit on it now.

[sphmusak]

That's nothing! I saw a video where a gal did the same thing to a $65,000

full length Sable coat. They caught her black azz and they put the bitch in jail for 5 years. Steal that motherfucker.

[treceDimples]

whoa!!!!!!

[Devine5496]

I stole mw2 from Target, believe it or not, that store has TONS of cameras but useless since too much, too many distraction

[jrmedrano1]

@Devine5496 me too

[02fastaudis4]

i bet it fit right up her loose pussy

[moparmonster1965]

Ugh, I wouldn't want that VCR back.

[blackandwhitepro34]

poor vcr and btw shes fat...she already walks like that anyway not really that obvious....:P

[sickel101]

OMG ITS Japancommercial4U2's Mom!LOLNOWAI.

[theoriginalcurtalert]

She should advertise for 'ThighMaster'!

[koreannese]

whoaah...how can she put that huge vcr down there? her fats must be clinging onto it,. LOL.

[ProfitPrevention]

I knew that there was something FISHEY about that VCR!!!!

[19mg94]

when she got home she gave birth to it

[FenderRox]

she GOBBLED IT UP

[lovabletwinky]

Freaking nasty... Poor VCR under that skirt.. R.I.P

[jessicaibar]

man this video didnt work i wanted to watch it

[TheGooberment]

nice move you did there ; )

[Mudug2006]

maam, please walk away with the VCR, and do not return to our store, EVER again,

oh my God, my eyes, i think i need a therapist, that's too much to handle in one day,

[Angelhaven95]

How in the world does she walk out of the store?

[xxfaridahxx]

where did it go lol i had to rewind

[rahulnigam01]

@xxfaridahxx hahaha, this was the same thing that came in to my mind!!!!!where the hell that VCR go!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[EVIN3M]

R.I.P VCR ROFL