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  • fucking adds you fuckers at youtube are fucking the site up with your stupid adds

  • This guy is "THE BIGGEST DOUCHE BAG!"

  • thumbs up if u think that twins was the best part of the video

  • i cant help it this guy is so fukin annoying... just get him away from cars plz!!!!!!

  • Fuck these ads!!!! F-5 don't work no more? fine, I'll just take out my ear buds and look at the comments while it plays!! I refuse to be raped by the advertising department!!! There, it's over.. And I didn't even see what they were trying to cram in my face HA!!

  • this guy reminds me of Shia LaBoeuf. just the way he talks and acts

  • looks like the 2010 New York Auto Show was a great event! Thanks for sharing the video!

  • super fast hearse? caddy cts-v?

  • those twin ladies were HOT

  • WTF? 400 hp in a infiniti? thats insane!

  • qx's body panel is actually from nissan safari

  • lol that was a NO ahahahaah at 4:35

  • hahahahahah the toyota story

  • 7:07 "Its extremely fluid and smooth" THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

  • Hahaha. This was a great video! LOVED the recall references with the Prius. HAHAHA It was great.

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  • ALWAYS REMEMBER, ZR1 IS KING!!!!

  • ZR1 IS KING!!!

  • ALWAYS REMEMBER, ZR1 IS KING!!!!

  • @123454321sam you said inverted commas AND speech marks. WTF??? seriously who was your teacher, mickey mouse? lol

  • @youlance29 You said to me that i don't read past the first sentence, well it seems that you can't read full stop. "Oh wow, contradicting yourself now? I say inverted commas, not speech marks" WOW IT DIDN'T SPAM YET AGAIN!!!

  • @123454321sam no one has said "speech marks" here but YOU and mickey mouse! lol

  • @youlance29 Are you just that retarded little boy? Go back to school and make one friend and stop filling up my bloody e-mails

  • @123454321sam Seriously, you go around saying "speech marks" and "inverted commas" here in America and you'll get a beat down like a fucking Queer!

  • @youlance29 So what you're saying is your country are so undeveloped that if someone comes in with a different opinion, you beat them. Wow......what a mess you are. If you want a good life move to my country, but thankfully you don't even know what or where it is

  • @123454321sam hell yeah, we didn't like the "opinions" of the brits so we beat them to over yonder with their wigs on the floor! now, they are our bitch! lol don't come over here you dam Queer!

  • @youlance29 It doesn't matter how much you say it, i'm never going to be queer with you. I know how much you wish it would happen, but i've told you before, i don't like 12 year old boys

  • @123454321sam I'm too old for you, is that it?

  • @youlance29 I know you're upset, but i swear, if you weren't fat, and weren't a boy, and were older, and actually had a remotely intelligent mind, and had a friend, and could think of witty comebacks, then i might possibly think about being your, "friend."

  • @123454321sam have you ever heard of sentences? WTF is and , and , and, and??? you sound like you're 12! lol

  • @youlance29 Wow.........you really are 12. You see you get taught in primary school about certain things, such as you cannot start a sentence with and. Well yes you can. You also get taught about commas, then when you move into high, school you learn ways to negate these rules. Complete idiot.

  • @123454321sam OMG your grammar is horrible!!! did you not graduate from sesame street?

  • @youlance29 Do you not realise how sick and tired EVERYONE is of you. There are Americans who write, "Whoever keeps saying .........is king, is a massive douche." Oh and it's got 27 thumbs up. Learn how to use inverted commas, then you can make comments on my grammar.

  • @123454321sam there you go with your "inverted commas" again. your grammar is just horrible! i was right when i called you a pikey!

  • @youlance29 Saying, "inverted commas," has NOTHING to do with grammar fucktard. It's vocabulary. I was right when i called you retarded deadbeat trailer trash.

  • @123454321sam using " " or quotation marks is grammar not vocabulary!! You dumbfuck!!!

  • @youlance29 I used inverted commas to quote someone and prove that you don't have any friends, even one the bloody internet

  • @123454321sam You use inverted commas when you are drawing with crayons! do you talk to your internet friends everyday like us? *blush*

  • @youlance29 Wow, stealing my crayon comment. I don't have internet friends. I was saying people like you who have no friends usually resort to chatrooms and the internet to find friends, but you still can't find ONE friend. What a shame

  • @123454321sam but you persist on talking to me multiple times everday. admit it, i'm your friend.

  • @123454321sam it's lunch time and i'm going to go eat out your mum for lunch! brb "friend"!

  • @youlance29 My mum is downstairs talking to my dad idiot. Here's some advice, lose your virginity then you won't have all of this built up sexual frustration. Wait don't since you're 12 the only person who would do you is your pervert dad.

  • @123454321sam your mum was deliciously yeasty! it must be sad for you to be 19, a virgin, and still consider yourself a boy!! hahahahahahaah!!!!!

  • @youlance29 Very well done. My mum was downstairs all day today. You truly are pathetic, you can never make up your own insults so you have to steal mine.

  • @123454321sam yes, your mum was downstairs on me all day!!!! she's so good with Americans!!

  • @youlance29 Wow, so you're back to this again. Can that little 12 year old brain not come up with anything better. Wow, maybe you should have a doctor check it out.

  • @123454321sam so tell us if can you cum up with anything better lil boy?

  • @youlance29 What???? Are you really this stupid???

  • @123454321sam i called you boy george because all you have are boy friends and never will touch a pussy. i called you mr bean because you're an immature lil boy who looks funny retarded. i called you garry glitter because when you grow up , you'll be a boy molester. i'm not stupid, you're just queer as shit!!!! LOL

  • @youlance29 Very well done. I have a girlfriend. You don't even know what i look like. You call me immature? I'm sorry i'm not the one who had to resort to childish, "I screwed your mum last night," comments when i realised i was losing the argument, unlike somebody. You're just a pathetic little child who needs to get a life. Bye bye

  • @123454321sam Is your girlfriend named "mum" or "pamela palm" ?

  • @youlance29 Wtf is pamela palm? YET ANOTHER failed insult by the classic youlance

  • @123454321sam i see your gf's name is just "mum"! lol

  • @youlance29 Did i say that? No. Well done, you know how to take what i say and twist it into a crappy insult. Congratulations XD

  • @123454321sam what's your boyfriend's name then? XD

  • @youlance29 My GIRLFRIEND'S name is Johanna. What's your girlfrien........oh i forgot LOL!

  • @123454321sam Is "johanna" his drag name for john? lol

  • @youlance29 How is Johanna anywhere near John. They might be spelt similar but they sound completely different. How stupid are you?

  • @123454321sam i'm sorry your bf's name is johnny isn't it? lol

  • @youlance29 My god, Johnny is even further from Johanna than John. Seriously i think you should get yourself checked out at the doctor. Maybe you can hook up with a nurse................hahaha only joking XD

  • @123454321sam how about joe? do you like joe in your mouth? lol

  • @youlance29 I like Jo in my mouth, but not Joe.

  • @youlance29 I like Jo in my mouth, but not Joe.

  • @123454321sam you like jo in your mouth and joe in your azz!!! lol

  • @youlance29 I don't even know anyone called Joe you complete idiot

  • @123454321sam how about "Joe" mama?

  • @youlance29 Too retarded to realise the both words should be in inverted commas if you're going to say that.......?

  • @123454321sam Seriously, will you ever be a "man"?

  • @youlance29 No i won't be a, "man," but i will be a man. LEARN HOW TO USE INVERTED COMMAS YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

  • @123454321sam A man does not go around saying "inverted commas"! Only a boy without proper adult grammar would say something so cartoonish as that. do you say inverted J for a question mark too? lol dumbass!!

  • @youlance29 You truly do need to check if you are disabled. EVERYBODY who has a proper grasp of the English language says inverted commas. I have NEVER watched any cartoon that says inverted commas. Are you just so pathetic that you feel the need to keep this conversation going? You say i don't have, "adult grammar," but that sentence doesn't even have proper vocab or grammar. You're a little boy who gets his kicks from fighting with people on youtube. Grow a pair while i go meet my friends XD

  • @123454321sam If you choose to go around town saying "inverted commas" make sure you do it on sesame street! LOL!!!

  • @youlance29 Why in god's name would i talk about inverted commas outside of educational circumstances? Not everyone is a freak like you and go around talking about literacy skills, that you don't even know how to use....

  • @123454321sam i use the word, QUOTE, in real life. the word "quote" and "quotation marks" are regulary used in books, by the public, and by the news. do you ever use "inverted commas" other than on sesame street? lol

  • @youlance29 My god. Here's a tip, pick a different show. I have NEVER watched Sesame Street in my entire life. Also yes i always use inverted commas because if i have to write an essay, i say inverted commas, since it is proper literacy

  • @123454321sam did you write "inverted commas" in your essay to big bird? lol

  • @youlance29 Wtf is, "big bird?"

  • @123454321sam big bird is the one who gave you an A on your "essay"!

  • @youlance29 Really, i didn't know big bird knew anything about Macbeth

  • @123454321sam sure he does. he also knows all about "inverted commas"! lol

  • @youlance29 So why doesn't Big Bird (< should have capital letters, it's a name idiot) teach us anything about Macbeth on Sesame Street?

  • @123454321sam sure he does did you miss his lesson? maybe you can learn it from cookie monster?

  • @youlance29 Really. Could you fill me in on what he said. It could help in a few weeks

  • @123454321sam he says for you to sit on his lap and lick his lolly pop clean!!!

  • @youlance29 That's his lesson for Macbeth? No wonder you're such a little queer if that's what you grow up with

  • @123454321sam It is a fact, that being a Queer will never make you a man. accept it beanie. don't fight society.

  • @youlance29 Erm....noooo. I don't live in the USA. We aren't a country full of mental gun wielding trailer trash homophobes. You're such a bigoted sexist idiot who actually thinks he's smart

  • @123454321sam America doesn't like Homos. America doesn't like YOU!!!!

  • @youlance29 America doesn't like homos. Well you're a homosapien. Does that mean America doesn't like you? Now i'll give you a minute to go and google homosapien, because i know you're too retarded to figure out what it means.

  • @123454321sam seriously were you educated on sesame street or queer street? i'm sorry to inform you that the terms "homo" and "homosapien" are not the same thing! being a homosapien does not mean you're a homo/fag/queer. For example, I am a homosapien and you're a HOMO!!! Fucking faggot don't come to America!

  • @youlance29 I know the terms both those terms are different. "Homo," can relate to any word the the prefix, "homo." Such as homosexual, homosapien, homophobic and many more. When you are going to barrage me with immature insults, i'm just going to make a fool out of your lack of intelligence. Try Again

  • @123454321sam sorry but the term "homo" is does not describe homosapiens. when someone calls you a "homo" it means you're a FAG or Queer!!! Got it Homo? lol

  • @youlance29 Well actually, in the UK we call cigarettes fags. OK, so are you going to go smoke a homo?

  • @123454321sam No, but you're going to suck a homo!

  • @youlance29 Actually, theoretically, you're correct. I will possibly suck my girlfriend tonight and she's a homosapien.

  • @123454321sam what straight male says they will suck their girlfriend? YOU FUCKING QUEER!!!

  • @youlance29 Well i know quite a lot of heterosexual males who say that. I also know girls who say that. You see, if you had any experience, or any friends, you would probably know that.

  • @123454321sam what straight male is going to say " i'm going to suck my girlfriend tonight?" Only girls and homos "SUCK" their boyfriends! lol

  • @youlance29 You say suck, because you suck her pussy. You see you would know this if you had ANY female contact. Your mum doesn't count.

  • @123454321sam guys LICK pussy and girls SUCK dick! YOU FUCKING HOMO!!!

  • @youlance29 My god the only experience you have is jacking off to porn. You suck, and you lick. You do both idiot

  • @123454321sam My god the only experience you have is sucking cocks. You suck and you suck. You do both faggot

  • @youlance29 Holy hell are you drunk again? I'm struggling to understand what you're saying in your messages again. Yes i suck my girlfriend's pussy and i might be doing it tonight. I think that's what you were trying to get at yes?

  • @123454321sam YOU SUCK COCKS!!! Is that clear enough?

  • @youlance29 You know, it doesn't matter how much you say it, it will never be true. No matter how much you want it to be.

  • @123454321sam i don't have to say it, you live it everyday! dam cocksucker!

  • @123454321sam Did you go SUCK your mate again? lol

  • @youlance29 No i didn't suck my girlfriend last night. Why do care care? Getting horny listening to your ,"friend's," stories about his girlfriend?

  • @123454321sam because you were busy SUCKING your boy friends? LOL!!!

  • @youlance29 Erm......no, because i had a migraine.

  • @123454321sam so you said, "I can't suck you tonite honey because i've got a headache" YOU FUCKING FAG!!!

  • @youlance29 A migraine is a hell of a lot more than a headache dumbass. I was throwing up and i couldn't drive. YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!

  • @123454321sam that's because you swallow so much! lol

  • @youlance29 Wow, another reply that makes NO SENSE WHATSOEVER. Your replies aren't witty, insulting and half the time they don't make a lick of sense.

  • @123454321sam YOU'RE A FAG!!!

    make sense? lol

  • @youlance29 Wow that was witty and well thought up.........

  • @123454321sam thank you beanie!

    make sense?

  • @youlance29 Hmmm....another literacy skill you know nothing about. Ellipses and sarcasm

  • @123454321sam when you graduate from sesame street, will you continue to use "inverted commas" in real life? lol

  • @youlance29 When you're old enough to go to high school, do you think you'll ever learn how to use the simplest literacy skills that a 10 year old knows?

  • @123454321sam I don't know, can you? lol

  • @youlance29 Yes i can use literacy skills. I actually know that an oxymoron is not an insult. I know what ellipses are and know how to use them. I know how to use inverted commas and i know when somebody doesn't have the first idea about the language they speak.

  • @123454321sam Did you learn all "that" from big bird or cookie monster? LOL

  • @youlance29 Are you trying to act smart. You know i'm A LOT smarter than you. You think putting inverted commas around any random word will make you seem intelligent? Here's a tip, for the 500th time, learn how to use, "quotation marks," then you'll be able to see how putting them on any random word makes your sentences make NOOOOOOO sense whatsoever.

  • @123454321sam you may be smarter than me at goat herding but that's it! lol

  • @youlance29 Really. Tell me then if i say this, "the trees whispered to him as he walked past. With every crunch." What TWO literacy techniques have i just used?

  • @123454321sam if trees are whispering to you, then you must have schizophrenia and if walking produces a crunch with every step then you must be obese! those are your two literary techniques to make that happen!

  • @youlance29 So you say that the two literacy techniques i used were schizophrenia and obesity? And you say you're smarter than me..........HAHAHAHA

  • @123454321sam Yes beanie, you're a mental and fat Queer!! LOL!!

  • @youlance29 So what you're saying is you have no idea about the simplest literacy techniques. Well here's one i learnt when i was 9. You are a pig. What literacy technique is that?

  • @123454321sam "learnt" WTF? why don't you learn how to spell first. LOL!!!!

  • @youlance29 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. LEARNT IS A WORD DUMBASS!!!!! Yet ANOTHER thing you have to look up.

  • @123454321sam "Learnt" is a word? where on sesame street? LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  • @youlance29 YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!! Built in spell checker says it's a word. Look it up little boy. If you can reach the keyboard.

  • @123454321sam "LEARNT" is a word? only on sesame street! lol

  • @youlance29 Really. How about you go look it up right now........

  • @123454321sam Have you LEARNED proper spelling and grammar in school?

  • @123454321sam Have you?

  • @youlance29 Back to this again? Wow. Get friends, a girlfriend, a proper education, a job, actually, just get a life little virgin.

  • @123454321sam When you finish talking to yourself, go out and just do it!!!

  • @youlance29 You are pathetic. Your train of insults goes like this. You call me by a random English guy's name, then you pick out words i say differently, even though they are perfectly legible, then finally when you realise you've lost, you do this whole, "Did she? Have you? Did you?" So no matter what i say, you'll just create a way to insult me. Fucking Pathetic.

  • @123454321sam Just do it beanie!!! Just go learn proper english!!! please, it's too much to take!

  • @youlance29 Wow. You are such a fucking idiot. You have tried EVERYTHING to insult me, even though you have no idea about the language you speak. Let's do the MOST SIMPLE LITERACY SKILL THERE IS. "You're as thick as a plank." If you don't get this then you're even dumber than i thought.

  • @123454321sam I must say "you're as thick as gary glitter!" lol

  • @youlance29 So what literacy skill did you just use??????

  • @123454321sam Doctorate level American English. U?

  • @youlance29 HAHAHAHA YOU'RE SUCH A LITTLE LIER!! You know you've lost so you make up RIDICULOUS lies. Someone with a doctorate level would know that quotation marks can also called inverted commas. You would know what an oxymoron was and you would know what literacy technique this is. "You're as gay as Richard Simmons."

  • @123454321sam i know no one with a doctorate level or anyone high school educated would ever say "inverted commas". But maybe a 3nd grader learning grammar from big bird might! lol

  • @youlance29 You're such a fucking idiot. You lied about having a doctorate level, and you want to make yourself sound smart so for one second, i might believe i'm wrong. I know i'm right and i know you're retarded.

  • @123454321sam I have nothing to prove to you except that i'm owning your queer virgin azz with every post. i'm like the edgar allen poe of the internet!

  • @youlance29 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone who uses the words, "quotation marks," as a language, someone who doesn't know a literacy skill a learnt at the age of 10, somebody who cannot come up with his own insults so resorts to either insulting my mum or calling me gay. Yeah you will never win this argument. Get a life you little freak of nature. I honestly do not know anyone as retarded as you.

  • @123454321sam Excuse me? did you just look at your tiny hairless cock? lol

  • @123454321sam You have the literary skills of big bird!

  • @youlance29 Big Bird teaches children. Parents trust him to teach children so theoretically, he can't be dumber than you.

  • @123454321sam it's true big bird teaches chlidren and you're his star student. But, that still means you're dumber than big bird! lol

    Unfortunately, i don't teach children...i teach adults.

  • @youlance29 You teach adults to go back to school. Nobody wants to be a teenage loner who has a lower IQ than a 12 year old. Nobody wants to be like you

  • @123454321sam How can someone who learns english from big bird be like me? Not going to happen beanie!

  • @youlance29 I know. Someone who learns English from Big Bird won't be like you. They will be much smarter and have a better grasp of English vocabulary and grammar.

  • @123454321sam So you think your big bird skills are better than mine? did big bird tell you that? lool

  • @youlance29 Except for the fact that i have told you before that i have never watched Sesame Street. I don't even know if we get it in the UK. I'm saying a 12 year old with an average IQ is more than likely to be smarter than you.

  • @123454321sam You told me you learned english and grammar from british cartoons! you learned sex from your mum's dick talk. lol

  • @youlance29 TWISTING MY WORDS AGAIN. I said i WATCHED British cartoons when i was younger. I never said anything about learning.

  • @123454321sam Which british cartoons?

  • @youlance29 Why does it matter. So if i say, Jim vs the Totalitarian Dictatorship of Hitler and the Retards, you'll just use it as a crappy insult.

  • @123454321sam i'm just asking for the names of he cartoons. don't be having a spaz.

  • @youlance29 Let's turn it around then. What American cartoons did you learn grammar from?

  • @123454321sam Why don't you finish answering the question? which british cartoons?

  • @youlance29 Whcih British cartoons what?