BASIC COMPUTER TUTORIAL

[69simonsimon]

You should do some apple advertisments!

[marcvallejo10]

Wow danny nice way 2 fix ur mac lol love ur vids dude

[jiroumochidzuki]

DONT TRY THIS GUYS, IT DOESNT WORK WITH THE NEWEST UPDATE

[DarkkxVoid]

Thank You, You Are Amazing.

[thatotherblasian]

Macs break easy. And im guessing by this video, giant african knives and macs dont mix.

[frozt324]

"Take you giant african knife, and just kinda hammer it!" :-

[SonicandLPForever]

Where did you buy that Giant African Blade Knife? xD

[ZaillaAurias]

@SonicandLPForever The technical term is Machete. You can buy them in almost any hunting outlet in America. lol

[UllissesAnarkist]

@ZaillaAurias It's not a Machete. It looks alot like a gurkha knife.

[R3DUCED]

this thing here is called a motherboard, this thing that I'm tapping here with my giant African blade knife.

[123anacondas]

Ifuckk

Wow i went along with this tutorial and now my computer is fucked up... I love danny

[navets99]

MY GOD! danny, this video costed you a shitload of money.

[Mrbor5]

i think acctuly mac is better then windows but this is verrrrrrrrry funnnnny!

[XOIIOXOIIO]

"Give me back my photos! GIVE ME BACK MY PHOTOS YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"

Love how he sounded like he was gonna cry XD

[gsbd785]

@SteelTheWarior uh duh it works fine then.......nnnnnooooo wuts that my mouse button gets alittle sticky,giant african knife,no problem

[uttoxeter1001]

@SteelTheWarrior Well... They get electrocuted! :)

[SteelTheWarrior]

S'what happens to a guy when he uses a Mac XD

[peachsherbert97]

oh what my mouse is a little sticky no problem giant african knife

[YendoranLetha]

I like the part where he used the giant african knife.

[PinoyAmo91]

It looks like the Android received a new fan.

[Brakkn]

I bet this is what gave Steve Jobs canser :3

[MrRaymondV]

there are neodymium magnets in that hard drive...

[NorwegianNazgul]

It's okay, it's a Mac. Useless anyway.

[FeliXT77]

As an professional you should be precise with the notation of your tools. The giant african knife is a nepalese khukri. Even though yours looks like classic tourist junk iron.

[JustifyTheFunny]

Lol this laptop was probably already broken and couldn't turn on :p lol think of the bright side people aha

[moljac025]

i can' believe this i don't even have a laptop and u just brake one now



[Dreamichigo1]

By about 3:35, I thought he was serious.  O.O

[Erazify]

242 People tryed to fix their computer this way

[MrCdog2008]

thanks danny this helped me sooooooooo much! my computer is much faster! thank you so much!  :)

[mbryanawesome]

Oh god... Please danny, never do a video on dentistry

[iluvrandomnames]

danny, do you realise you're coming up to 100,000,000 video views?

[Master59514]

Thought that made me laugh: "This was his friend's computer..."

[gnoomles]

I tried but not working now.But now my whole computer Dasn't work.... :S

[Jopo2311]

apple mac stole your pictures JEBEM MU MATER U PIČKU :p

[IanMoone4]

YAY,IT WORKED! Thanks,u picku materinu!

[said1987ist]

you noob -.-" 

[Ragnos1997]

242 people didn't do this lol

[epicNoahthegreat]

its too overexposed

[TheAWESOMEAWARENESS]

OMG THAT POOR MAC! HOW CAN U AFFORD TO KILL IT!?

[clap4vids]

@TheAWESOMEAWARENESS he made 1000 dollars for this video.

[krazykillzbra]

its a beautifal thing

[HazElMagic]

Thank you very much for this video! My laptop is now better than ever!

[ultimaterami94]

this will probably void your warranty ...... YOU DONT SAY !!!!?!?!?!?

[christophercorrea14]

2:43 because if you don't have pipe cutters, you obviously will have a spare giant African knife

[garbageday0001]

@christophercorrea14 doesnt everyone?

[Breelikes0wls]

241 people must've actually tried this.

[Mouseuno413]

I seriously laughed for the whole video. Not even joking.

[sirgrundel]

"This one is Broken a little, No big deal. What you wanna do is Spit on it"

[ditto56789]

will any string doo?

[888Nevermore]

Not an African knife a macheti

[ditto56789]

Can my Katana replace the african knife?

[thebeetalls]

@ditto56789 NO DON'T DO THAT! a katana is only to be used on macpro and power mac series workstations and using one on anything other than those will void your warranty. If you don't have an african knife on hand, a wakizashi may be used.

[ditto56789]

@thebeetalls oh my gosh thanks for the heads up if it wasnt for you my warranty would have been voided.

[1993gandy]

@ditto56789 No Katanas are for desktops

[BigTeryaki]

I feel like a lot of anger is in this video.

[wolf97979]

I lol'd.

[sebastianthegreat2]

fuckkkkkkkkkk! i destroyed my laptop. but thanks anyway because i got my photos back ;)

[L3GOEMPIER]

no it a wepon nooxlb

[jakos541]

you cod saved some money from that broken mac butt....

[corgicute]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[mVelocityHD]

And this is why I buy PCs.

[barrovirtual]

hilarious!!!!!

[picka1112]

The Giant Afrikan knife is a multy tool ;D

[stoopkitty2]

ha someone's gonna sue you

[cheeseburgerpals]

I TRYD THIS AND IT DIDNT WURK I IZ GUNNA SUE YOO NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AntwnhsTswlhs]

EPIC!!!!!!1

[0vakillr]

i hate macs and this is satisfying

[xKuroshi]

It's Bill Gates! I can tell...

[Splinchter]

If you don't have any wire cutters, you can always use your giant african knife, standard...

[mrNOuploads]

omg thanks danny it totally worked for me

[variezn34gm]

IF you did that to a corporation it would be murder, because corporations are people.

[DaFlaminTiger]

I a crying dear god thank you.

[MrBadassheavymetal]

Shit, I think I made a happy wewe



[wacksonjackson]

Well it is a mac its what it deserves....

[Kamuro]

Oh God my sides.

[jjvictor66]

kukri, its called kukri, not african knife

[MrBlondbeast]

bet its the sister computer

[Xalipvp]

for some reason my computer bwont work after i tried this and i don't know why

[RkBuzz1]

like if it worked for you

[DediHund]

who will win:

the laptop with it's artificial intelligence?

or

the giant african blade knife with it's raw violence! :D

[jtlee011598]

Just hammer away with the GIANT AFRICAN KNIFE!!!

[imagummybearr]

I bet most of the views of this vid came from people actually searching for a tutorial. That's how I found Danny :D (but not with this video)

[InformationNotValid]

Watching this video hurt my inner geek. Oh god, MAKE IT STOP!

[lifeender619]

seems legit

[BrookTaddese]

I pray for anyone who did this.

[jimy1237]

The "Giant African Knife" is actually called a kukri. Great video, btw

[roseredredemption]

i wonder if he voided the warranty?

[zack1135]

Is that a machete?

[dantheiphoneman]

1. Keyboard. Silicone to actually prevent the keys from falling

2. 4:27 bluetooth card

3. 4:37 LCD (liquid crystal display) using crystals to light up images to make colors and pictures.

4. 4:47 On Macs, it is called a Logic Board. One of the main failures of a mac.

5. 4:57 Every computers HD fails. Though there are 2 kinds of HD's. In the Video it is a machanical HD. Slower and and has moving parts. SSD (solid state) has no moving (faster). That is why the Macbook air costs so much. Thumbs up!

[drumatic86]

At least you had some fun, must be frustrating having a mac.

[mxmeta]

I cant believe he destroyed a perfectly good mac

[TheSimsas999]

@mxmeta it aws broken?

[likelystory7]

I have to say, your way it so fancy. Did you go to Harvard or something? I will have to find my dads old African blade the next time my computer messes up.

[KYLE8497]

Hahaha. LOL.

That's all I'm able to say right now since i'm laughing so hard.

[mpdp24061996]

ME: lalala today i will change my Mac rams

Mon:*comes in my bedroom* what are you doing?

Me: nothing especial, do you now where is the rusty African knife?

Mon: is in the cave.

Me:*grab the rusty African knife and start the work*

Mon: *comes in again* WHAT THE F**KING HELL ARE YOU DOIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: just changing my rams!

and then my mom rape me

[ELITEzokker]

I follow your steps, you owe me a new Computer.

[PrimeWITPMartin]

If this doesn't work, try turning it off and on again, works every time!

[SHAuriscope]

So THIS is what they mean by computer hacking.

[ViolentDetour]

FUS RO DAHH!!

[PCMau5]

I done this to my Netbook... now it turned into a macbook NOOOOOOOOO.

[TheLittlestLibero]

Somewhere an Apple Genius is crying Ina corner. :)

[DZASTER6000]

GIVE ME BACK MY PHOTOS ! GIVE ME BACK MY PHOTOS !!! YOU PEACE OF SHIT !!:@

[mominator3000]

I sense a serial killer is near :|

[RabiiSafee]

I can confirm it works, trust me i'm from the internet

[chasg125]

I love watching people break broken laptops

[TheMarkNessMonster]

This is a perfect example of what happens when the religious tell you that their religion has all the answers.

[TheMarkNessMonster]

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Love it.

[SuperMegaCyrus]

the knife is a kurki..and it comes from nepal

[BenGrapevine]

Some poor AFRICAN kid could use that computer!

!

[uttoxeter1001]

Guess what?! I have 6 African knives so I can lend them out to you so you can cut your string properly!

[uttoxeter1001]

Danny, can you service my laptop? I think it's broken...

[Alvamalex]

GOOD AS KNEW

[AssasianKiller]

A khukri really?

[runescape1sux]

@BenGrapevine what makes you think an african kid would want a computer? dont you think they'd actually prefer FOOD or HEALTH supplies. Hell they dont even have internet. wtf are they going to do with a computer

[siliouki]

WHYYYYYYYYY??? :'( omg that really hurt!

[WTFProcrastinator]

Hey danny, I wanna fix my laptop but I don't have a giant african knife, do you know where I can buy one?

[southparkzoneguy]

@WTFProcrastinator Afrika

[MrVelin8]

This was slightly painful to watch :'( but then I laughed and it was ok :).

P.S. YUMMY DELICIOUS RAM!!!!

[ItalianStallion0403]

Omg .. could not stop laughing..

[dotcom020]

uhh

[Juissiwinslol]

hahaha



[foofenscoops]

This repair worked great for me! I had to buy a rusty cambodian knife (very pricy!) but other than that my macbook is back in working condition! Thanks so much Danny

[45lovablenikki45]

my fav video

[OGPeNGuiNz0Rz]

By the way, I saw that you used a Cambodian African rusty knife knife thingy. I don't own one of those, do you think a rusty machete would work instead? Also, I tried cutting out my memory, but I ended up cutting them in half, so is it alright if I just hot glue them back together?

[Xipeify]

@OGPeNGuiNz0Rz A machete won't give you the same quality work, but you should be able to manage. As for the memory, hot glue should work fine.

[OGPeNGuiNz0Rz]

@governordyrssen Neither do you.

[admirnaruto]

OMG....I just broke my mac book.....thank you now I can fucking buy a PC. :)

[wildshekhar]

That giant african knife is "Khukuri" from Nepal

[KohnerRae]

I think he made an upgrade xD

[michaeledelstone]

I was actually looking for a help video.

[legacy1360]

Thx bro, this helped me not only switch out my RAM but I also cleaned my keyboard and screen! Thank you soooo much!

[bambuskola]

lol awesome, love the voice, and how he acts tutorial guys :D....hmmm.....hmmm

[keybearersora]

Giant African Knife is my new answer to everything.

[purplepills3]

This tutorial helped me to fix my computer. Everyone needs to know about this tutorial!!!

[123marbleblast]

shows you how good macs are...

[Fighterofhell]

Haha, best part:

'This probably will void your warranty, but just hammer that hard drive with your rusty cement..."

[ryancrazy1]

thats actually called a Kukri knife, originally used by the Nepalese(Nepal) Gurkha. I own 2

[crazed4sparkelz21]

Perfect prank, hey look bro I fixed you're computer!!! Lol

[Prive1990]

I tried this and it totally worked! Remember: It it not only for inserting new RAM, it is also perfect for fixing email programm.

[xXDeAdLyOmEnXx]

Umad?

[MrLochie94]

I did this and now my computer wont turn on....what do I do?

[Tubeampguy1a]

Your a FUCKING dullard !

[HrTykonu]

Thank you Forrest Gump.

[stevebanana223]

231 people took him seriously

[MisterRedstone]

Now make a video showing you going to best buy and asking whats wrong with it and if they can fix it.

[P3wP3wMatt]

Danny,

I noticed recently that my keys have been getting some pubes and stuff in and so I was looking for a video how to clean it up, after seeing this brilliant guide I decided to go for it and clean out my keyboard with my Giant African Knife.

After doing my cleanup and taking away all those rubber thingies out I tried to turn it on but it's not turning on...

I've sent a message to Apple and they've said that fixing my keyboard with a Giant African Knife voids the warranty, I can't believe it!

[Arex141414]

Looks legit.

[MrBrightSideOfLife]

I can hear the screams coming from my nearby Starbucks...

[mumafiedmustangs]

THIS VIDEO MAKES MY DICK ROCK HARD! Fucking Macs

[AmiraRKO]

I've always wanted to do that !!!

[Xlexm]

The Mac had it coming

[DETSKIT]

GOSH i hope you were planning to pitch this laptop before you destroyed it. Lol Danny!

[IwantToBEaZOMBIE1]

by far my favorite video on the internet!

[JustSomeRandomGuy227]

Dude, I tried it the way you did it, and mine doesn't work now, should i take it back to the apple store or is my warranty voided because of the smashing?

[WuddupEarthlings]

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE

[chiogali00]

:( whyyy??

[akithered]

I'm an expert computer fixer and I can guarantee this is the correct procedure to fix any problem you've got, including random reboots, messed up fonts, dog incapability to pee outside your home and cheating wife/husband.

All solved with the certified Giant African Knife.

[madara22sasuke]

@akithered lmfao ahahah 

[znacine]

224 guys probably fix the computer

[theMIGHTYseaMAN1]

danny you need to make more videos like this !!!!!!!!!!!



[TheTvrulesthenation]

OMG thank you gradual report, i was gonna have to fork out some money to fix my laptop. Your method worked perfectly, its running good as ever

[electricity256]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW...

how'd yu get a giant african knive? i want one too

[Fierbreth]

0:47 omg a KUKRI

[xAcre211x]

This is why i have a PC, i dont have all those tools to fix a mac

[zetacrewer]

gotta have that giant African knife

[gamerboy244]

does this void the warranty?

[JustExcuses]

Kukri knife ftw. :D

[cupcakesquash]

It didn't work for me probably because I didn't a have ahh giant ahhh big ahh african knife.

[lespauliscool]

I have a test to work at the Genius Bar tomorrow and i needed a refresher on what to do!! thenk the lord there's you!! :D

[MiCKi914]

Giant African knife! Not a problem! < best catchphrase ever

[TheSirBadass]

Best Buy didn't have any giant african knifes. That's bullshit.