Jam - Doc Bored Sexline

[plainlazy2097]

3 people obviously have private health care.

[monsterakroma]

Its a good idea.

[urgentorange]

you're talking dirty past the shaft

[NoAdditves]

that man has the worst luck with doctors

[mattrehmhext]

Very big and hard in my shorts.

[Staplesz]

it's so funny

[cr0uchingtiger]

One of the funniest things in existence.

[Proxylfc]

its a fucking massive bulb lol

[cityhermitus]

a picture of NHS post-lansley

[cuntylishus]

@cityhermitus Aaaaah...you beat me to the punch. Great minds. :(

[KY42O]

Was Jam originally broadcasted on television?

Chris Morris is too good.

[nasalscarecrow]

@KY42O It was! I watched it when it was first aired. Puzzled the hell out of me but it's still hilarious.

[mspratz]

@KY42O It was originally a radio series entitled 'Blue jam'...

[Kenazzle]

...and my cock's gone of like a spunky firework. Okay. Byebye.

[salamagogo]

what does he say @ 0:21? tot chade?

[cuntylishus]

@salamagogo Tom Chade? No, Matthew Vockersbeige. (i.e. Chris Morris style stupid made-up names!)

[DCSIGNR]

@cuntylishus Paul Coffee?

[cuntylishus]

@DCSIGNR Lardon Iridesco from Bass Eye was a cracker...and Dajve Bikinus from Nathan Barley :)

[DCSIGNR]

@cuntylishus Great stuff. Dajve Bikinus is just off the scale. Hester Twunt and Linus Lulch in Jam 5 always raise a laugh, and then there's the legendary Lucy Tizeman...

[MelonRace]

I need to find this and make this mine. Chris Morris is incredible.

[TurKdiRty]

real unreal situations?!

[Oscar301]

Hello?  Yep, I've got a thick club of pulsing gristle...

[Magerage20]

Cutbacks in the NHS eh?

[angusbarron]

Suck it as hard as you can eagerly. Keep going after you've swallowed, its more sensitive then. Lick my balls with your tongue. If you want me to lick your pussy make sure its shaved and clean and you are not on your monthly cycle. Do not talk to me afterwards I want to go to sleep. You know what keep your dumb fucking mouth shut get out of my house and never speak to me again you lying bitch. Make up, your not that pretty, high heels... oh just fuck off.

[nokiaman2002]

A work of pure genius......nothing will ever be the same without Chris Morris; Comedy sketches. Wonder when he will do some more?

[wormsyn]

who were the two twats that disliked this "my cocks gone off like a spunky firework"

[gan9e]

"your talking dirty past the shaft"

[simplekaty]

awww Kevin Eldon is so cute in this

[tennooge]

"It's a fucking massive bulb" Priceless. Chris Morris is a genius.

[pme96]

Tort Shade? Matthew Vokkersbeige. Wonderful!

[Wellfan82]

"I've just come on my knee", the delivery is impeccable. I like the way he ends each call with "not at all, bye" or something too, it adds a bit of class to the seedy sex line

[TenTonHorse]

You're talking dirty past the shaft. Brilliant!

[ComedyKing616]

This is sick and funny at the same time!

The doctor sketches are genius!

[Elastane]

argh, a vest!

[japanesesweet]

The music adds to the genius of this sketch-it slows the tempo down.

[automap]

@japanesesweet Absolutely. It's great.

[antcox2006]

...my cock's gone off like a spunky firework.

[jacderida]

david cann should be given a knighthood for his performance in this... just amazing, so funny!

[coetmor]

This is definitely the answer to the NHS funding crisis.

"... a fucking massive bulb" heheheheheheheh

[glamourflage]

my cocks gone off like a spunky firework

[HotRats86]

Its a fucking massive bulb...

[Muuuley]

music is distracting.

[jezzerusuk]

The music in jam/Blue Jam is a key part of the sketches.

[dazytee]

all time fave sketch bar none

[nicholasjames100]

watching this i think it would be funnier if he dosn't even mention the fact that his doing it to raise money just purely for no reason.

[jamesjonesrocket]

you're spot on there. It's a good sketch but it would be funnier.

[Problembeing]

Chris Morris created the darkest and funniest catalysts in comedy history, an some of the best comedies since have featured or been written by people who have worked with him. Where's this motion picture I hear tales about?

[wuzzlevideos]

Very soon. Still working on it apparently./

[alexvegas]

What I love about this one is the content could be on a shit ITV sketch show. But the acting and production is so perfect it turns a rather immature idea into a really surreal and disturbing black comedy. I love Jam.

[Cybertron123456]

its a fucking massive bulb!

[daManDRAK]

why thank you!

[mu9cephei]

Yes, the music in this is not Dieu Reconnaitra Les Siens...not even sure it's DJ Cam

[cam100000]

Sorry! Yep I've got the music totally wrong. It was listed on a website which is obviously wrong. It sounds like the music in Taxi Driver?

[EsotericLB]

@cam100000 The Herbaliser - Mr. Holmes

[mu9cephei]

@EsotericLB Many thanks! I've been looking for this for ages! It's now on my Jam Music playlist on Spotify

[flavadaveflynn10]

@mu9cephei Chris Morris composes and performs most of the music for Jam.

[kiatasbihgou]

and I'm cumming so hard the spunk's flying out of your eyes.

[monkadelic2]

lol @ sit down in the chair opposite my chair

Well, lol @ the whole lot, but I love that intro.

[StonefieldJim4]

Brilliant - even the smallest example of playfulness with language in Jam is works perfectly every time.

[douggypledger]

inspired

[japanesesweet]

it's not orthodox practice i trust. He looks like the ideal doctor on the face of it-a pillar of virtue.

[hoo87]

Got to be one of my favourite Jam sketches... but you this isn't Dieu Recconnaîtra Les Siens ;)

[hoo87]

- you

[ambientfairchild]

yes im gliding my fist over the bulging purple head - genius

[fibbsabaddy]

This is just my sense of humour. Perfect

[will070361]

If you like this, have you ever seen monkey dust?

[StonefieldJim4]

As much as I love Monkey Dust, Morris paved the way.

[skawashers]

You dont think that Chris Morris is just a chip of Victor Lewis Smith,

[StonefieldJim4]

God, no - Morris left Lewis Smith trailing.

[cheekyegg]

saw the doc walking down askew road in west london but didnt have the balls to shout mah nah mah nah

[stude]

spunky firework.

[DOO1]

haha talking dirty past the shaft thats class!

[bolbonz]

I have reason to believe this doctor has a virtual practice set up on the casual relationship section on gumtree

[Carpbag]

"sit down in the chair opposite my chair" XD this doctor's the best

[witters85]

ace

[erbmanmusic]

foaming twat

[nozlrecordingsuk]

Brilliant

[bishopthumpertythump]

It's a fucking massive bulb!

David Cann swears so well!

[vegunited06]

Cocks gone off like a spunky firework

[stevenuuu1212]

Head Cancer? Chris Morris is so dark.

[rudster]

its a fucking massive bulb

[GordonMorrice]

"You're talking dirty past the shaft. And I'm cumming so hard, the spunk's flying out of your eyes."

Insane!

[soupdragon27]

Chris Morris is quite possibly god.

[leebtheloser]

you can imagine every one of the doctors lines coming out of Chris Morris' mouth. no pun intended, ahem.

[slacknhash]

@leebtheloser Wasn't Chris Morris the doctor in the original Blue Jam sketches, or was it David Cann in those as well?

[perpitbla5]

Foaming twat. Brilliant.

[perpitbla5]

I love Jam!

[wigidywaxa]

"Sorry about that, but there's quite a good reason for it"

Classic!

[MXM313]

Never seen this one before, crying with laughter. Chris Morris needs more airtime.!!

[golfthewlis]

He's working on something about Islamic Fundamentalism (or the media's portrayal of it) Can't wait!

[guyboxerdog]

"Its a fucking massive bulb"

Funny as fuck

[theRealCrazyOne]

Is it weird that I'm turned on?

[Hexagrams]

You're talking dirty past the shaft.

Greatest line ever.

[golfthewlis]

I'm going for the 'spunky firework' line, myself. Pure comic poetry.

[hoju2221]

I can't believe how polar opposite the humour is overseas. This show is ages ahead of its time, now if only north America could get past it's everybody loves raymond reruns.

[vallequin]

even though the UK makes shows like this...your not alone, we get those raymond re runs too haha

[DOO1]

this is a uk program

[interpolitia]

I don't know anyone who even LIKES Raymond.

[matooli]

Again, genius. Thanks for posting, hadn't seen this in ages!

[vegunited06]

"and my cocks gone off like a spunky firework"

[Invermitch]

A good way to support the NHS. My great-grandmother's maiden name was Vockersbiege...

[LoafOfPint]

Never heard of it. I'll look out for this in the future.

[AidanMclaren]

"Very big and hard in my shorts. Ah, I've come on my knee. Alright, bye!"

[arcanekrusader]

I hate it when i get head cancer!

[youmeandsomeknives]

Head cancer... YES!