@mikehu1997 haahahhaahahhaaha wow i never heard of somebody taking there laptop to the toilet watching russel peters than taking a shit whahwhwahwahwahwhhwaha
@superbigpony Ew. thats so gross, but for argument's sake, lets say you some sort of demented problem of watching this while your are busy taking a shit, but Why the hell would you comment about it?
"And you cant tell me you havent noticed this cause what's the first thing you do when you're done takin a crap? You get up and look at it! Its like what the hell do you expect to find in there? OH LOOK MY WATCH!"
@habs4life9 Get a sense of humour and GET LAID. Oh and about how "believe you me" is archaic... That was his point. He asked, "are we going back to cavemen days?" although too far back in time it's still a joke.
@habs4life9 who cares the origin of the phrases russell peters uses? he made a joke, its funny to 99/100 people (in case u didnt know, ur the 1 person out of the 100 trolling on and on) and here u sit actinglike a smartass with ur "studies of words" that impress no one. get a life and stop trolling on comedians' honest and light-hearted acts.
@hoohoozhang88 it's an uninformed act. pretty much all of peters' material is uninformed. remember when he said sri lankans were all tamil? not outright, but he was using "tamil" and "sri lankan" as synonyms in that act, when the facts are most sri lankans are not tamil, and most tamils are not sri lankan. in the act he acted like they were the same. that's what pisses me off about him, that he's uninformed and yet acts like he is informed.
Hey Habs If Russell peters sucks so much why do people laugh at all his jokes I'd love to see a fag like u make better jokes and become famous like him and the part where u said u don't need to make jokes its not because u don't want to it's because u can't and ur probably some smart ass loser who can't get a girl or a life and just sits around in front of his/her computer ruining other peoples time my advice to u is shut the fuck up and get a life and let others decide for themselves if Russel
@MrJamiefoz people laugh at what he says because those people are stupid, i've already stated that numerous times. if you have intelligence you will not find him funny.
@MrJamiefoz and have you ever heard of breaking up your sentences? i pictured you going blue in the face while i was reading, which, considering your intelligence level, wouldn't be such a bad thing. i just hope they don't revive you, i sure as hell wouldn't.
I am aware, and yes it is true to say it at information controls media tastes, however you can find hate groups of virtually anything on the net, also true enough, people crave information, hence the saying "knowledge is power". I am also aware about that fact, so that further drops the number. I am expecting a huge change anyways when I go, I just hope to be somewhat prepared for the change, however, your opinion stays with you, mine will stay with me until I am "informed".
@habs4life9 go tell that to my teachers, I'm virtually dumbfounded at how pathetic the curriculum is, we haven't advanced since junior high, and blame what? How about you go blame your parents for raising you with your head up your ass, and no, your not the most intelligent person here, Knowing Alot about one thing doesn't make you intelligent, in your case it makes you a stuck-up prick with the idea that all others are inferior to you, go back to University. I'll see you there quite soon.
@Aeus2095 i was wrong about you. if you're still in HS then i understand. i also thought peters was funny when i was a high school student and didn't know shit. i guess it isn't your fault you don't know things. for example in english class kids write the same way in the 12th grade as they did in the 7th with no improvement on vocabulary, grammar or expression, and no one does anything about it. that's why half of all first-year university students drop out after one semester.
@habs4life9 wtf, you come up with some bullshit, people improve 7th to 12th amazingly a alot, they can do better but a lot, your username tells me you are some faggit, "Habs4life9", first of all habs is some dumb stupid nickname for wannabees, and "4life" is just topping the wannabees
@shibhu1997 no, people do not improve their prose in essay or report-writing between 7th and 12th grade. i have seen this for myself. unless you read a lot, your lexical register (that's "vocabulary" for dumb people) is stunted by approximately pubescent age. it shows that people don't read and that's what's dumbing down society, that and russell asswipe peters.
@habs4life9 I love how you're trying to prove a point here, and you start your sentence with an uncapitalized 'i'. Then you go on to begin all of your sentences with a lower case letter, and miss commas. You might want to learn how to write properly before you lie about majoring in linguistics. So why don't you take your rude-ass comments and go sit in your mothers basement. No one FORCED you to watch this. Don't waste your time, and ours.
@Summer261997 you are truly a moron. go on my profile page and read the section entitled WHY I DON'T CAPITALIZE. it is on purpose and i demonstrate that i do not need arbitrary conventions to display intelligence. i am getting my masters degree in linguistics, if you don't believe me i can send you the acceptance letters i received, idiot.
@habs4life9 Oh, forgive me, you smart 'intellectual', for not creeping your Youtube page. How DARE I be so rude in the presence of someone so brilliant and great? I am a mere 'moron and idiot' as you so kindly put. But I had expected you to be a little more creative with your insults, considering you're getting your masters in linguistics and all. But, really, on a less sarcastic note, you're truly not the sharpest crayon in the box if you give out personal information so lightly.
@Summer261997 lol it's not THAT personal. you still don't know where i live and i wouldn't reveal my real name to you. i'm getting my masters degree, and i've demonstrated my knowledge of linguistics by explaining "believe you me" and why it's a bad joke. anyone with an ounce or more of intelligence would realize that "believe you me" is archaic syntax (that's OLD WORD ORDER for dumb people) that is left over from anglo-saxon and old germanic. it shows peters is an uninformed bullshitter.
@habs4life9 Haha, and you know what the funny thing is? No one gives a damn. Who actually cares about the 'origin' of "believe you me"? It was a funny joke, and I laughed at it. If you think differently, then don't watch Russell Peters. Someone as 'smart' as you should be able to figure out that watching him is OPTIONAL. Haha, and I love how insecure you are. All your replies say is "I'm getting my masters in linguistics." Got that. But, hey, I'd LOVE to see your acceptances, believe you me.
@Summer261997 and like i said, if you laugh at that, you are an uninformed idiot who doesn't know shit. i am educated and therefore i know why the word order is like that, and it becomes not funny once you're informed about it. all the criticisms of peters come down to one thing: that the jokes are only funny if you're uninformed about the subject matter. if you're uninformed, you're a moron and not as smart as i am. have fun being dumb the rest of your life you cuntface bitch.
@habs4life9 Hehe, don't 'educated' people have more class than that? Meaning, they don't go around swearing over the internet just because someone DARED to challenge their opinions... The thing is, I completely don't see your point. Russell Peters is a COMEDIAN. His job is to make me laugh. If I wanted to get 'informed', I'd go watch a documentary. Oh, and I know insulting people makes you feel somewhat superior, but that's really rude and uncivilized, just so you know.
@habs4life9 Like hell I will. For all I know, you're a sad, forty year-old man living in your parents basement and preying on women over the internet.
@Summer261997 well then you can't fucking say things about me aren't true if you're not even giving me the chance to prove them. that shows you're even more of an idiot. you laughed at "believe you me" because you're stupid, if you were smart you'd know that that's archaic word order.
@habs4life9 Technically, yes I can because you have no way to prove that they ARE true, and with all of the things you're saying, I seriously doubt it.
@habs4life9 I'm leaving this debate because you are pointless.Your ignorance will only lead to a dead end. You are taking like a champ kid keep your head up. You'll be coloring the lines in no time.
@habs4life9 WOW I DIDN'T KNOW YOUTUBE COMEDY VIDEOS COME WITH AN INFORMATIONAL COMMENTARY TOO. ARE YOU THE JOKE POLICE OR A REAL STICKLER SON? NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING MASTERS DEGREE IN FUCKING ENGLISH! IT JUST PROVES HOW MINUSCULE YOUR LIFE MUST BE AT TRYING TO MASTER A LANGUAGE THAT YOU SO POORLY UNDERSTAND THE BASICS OF. IF YOU DON'T LIKE RUSSELL PETERS DON'T WATCH IT! COMMON SENSE! By the way, your grammar, punctuation, and capitalization is horrible for someone studying linguistics.
@ODSTScoppyElite it's not "english" you fucking dipshit, it's LINGUSTICS. linguistics is not the same as fucking english, i fucking hate analyzing literature, that's not even what i do. you're just another dumbass who thinks linguistics is just "english" and doesn't appreciate the complexity of analyzing naturally spoken language.
@habs4life9 And by they way if you find analyzing a language pleasurable and enjoyable, then you have no fucking life whatsoever. I don't appreciate it because its the most butchered and misused language there is. Another imbecilic person with a shady future. Good day to you.
@ODSTScoppyElite "if you find analyzing a language pleasurable and enjoyable, then you have no fucking life whatsoever"
what a fucking ignorant comment and you've just proven your stupidity, ignorance and jealousy towards one intellectually superior to you. if you don't understand what linguistics is your opinions on it have no validity, and the fact that you think they do shows what kind of idiot you are.
@ODSTScoppyElite if i'm horrible at it why have i been accepted to multiple masters programs at universities? is it that an entire panel of professors are wrong and you, a random idiot on youtube, are right?
@habs4life9 Hahaha right. How about you do this. Take your sorry trolling ass somewhere to a place where people actually give a shit about linguistics, because you seem to be impersonating someone you're not. Nobody here cares about your so called "linguistics degree". For all I know you're lying. People came here to view Russell Peters and laugh, not for some cretinous moron to pretend to know shit, troll and waste others time.
@ODSTScoppyElite no i'd rather call out idiots for their idiocy right here. i'm going nowhere dipshit, i'm on youtube for a reason, to crusade against the stupidity of society. if it were up to me every dumb person would be lined up and shot, with you right at the front. i'm smarter than just about everyone i fucking meet, on the internet or in real life. i realize people don't care, i'm not stupid, but i like proving how stupid others are nonetheless.
@habs4life9 You're smarter than everyone you meet? Oh my God you crack me up. What an egotistical son of a bitch you are. You don't know absolutely shit to be saying you are smarter than most people you meet because that's a real dramatic exaggeration. Go get laid champ. I'm sure the ladies love a man that devotes his whole life to linguistics. They would love someone who's always about "thinking they are smarter than others" and only caring for oneself. Get shit on buddy.
@ODSTScoppyElite yeah that's a nice comeback, when you can't argue back on the actual topic (because, you know, i'm right) you respond with "go get laid." at least try to make an original insult.
@habs4life9 No I have no problem debating about such a topic its just that quarreling with a thickheaded individual like yourself just seems like you contradict yourself you hypocrite. You state on your profile that "i will post on videos of things i don't like just to expose the idiocy of it and of those who enjoy it" and "I HATE BUFFOONS WHO ONLY WANT ONE SIDE OF THE ARGUMENT REPRESENTED TO MAKE THEM LOOK BETTER." Which this is exactly what you are doing now. You can't even be thorough kid.
@habs4life9 And I don't seem to be the only one. Others despise you as well for you lack of truth and bullshit. It's because people of people like you, is why this world is fucked up nowadays. It's filled with "know-it-all's" who don't know absolutely jack and subject others intelligence "inferior" to their own.
@habs4life9 Dammit, could you please just like shut up already? NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR MULTIPLE ACCEPTANCES. If some University took you in, great. Go study and do well in school. Just stop annoying the hell out of everyone. You know, 'educated' people should have more class than that.
@Summer261997 alright fine, that's all i wanted out of you anyway, to concede that i'm telling the truth. i was pissed off at you because you kept on INSISTING i was lying. good for you sweetie, you're slightly smarter than i thought.
@habs4life9 What can I say? Some people are just hopeless. Now are you finally done here? Go be an 'intellectual' (ha...ha...hahahahahaha...ha...ha) somewhere else. Please. That would be much appreciated.
No, I don't know linguistics, why? Because I'm in high school here! Back off. Do you think they teach anything more than grammar and Shakespeare in ELA? No, they don't, and if you demonstrated any sort of intelligence in comedy, well, then what's the point? It ceases to be funny, unless you happen to just be against him.
@Aeus2095 it ceases to be funny IF YOU ARE INFORMED ABOUT THE TOPIC. will you concede that at least? i am not the only one who is critical of this asshat's comedic style. look up blogs anywhere on the internet, and the criticisms may deal with different jokes from different shows, but they all amount to one thing: that he ceases to be funny if you are informed about the topic. the "believe you me" joke is only funny if you are uninformed about historical linguistics, and i prefer to be informed.
For all I care, you may shove a remote up your ass, as I can see you are hiding a very insecure personality by boasting about your "knowledge" of the English Language, I really don't care if you think I "owned" myself, now, if it's really this hard to have a reasonable conversation with a troll like you, then get off of this video, like I said before, this is comedy, not a douche-baggery convention.
@Aeus2095 how is this not a reasonable conversation? my premise is simple: if you cannot recognize that it's archaic word order, you aren't that smart. you do NOT have to know linguistics to realize that the word order is archaic, you only have to be of reasonable intelligence. peters shows here that he does not understand that things can be archaic in language, especially if they're idiomatic such as "believe you me". do YOU know what "archaic" means? i'm starting to think you don't. dumbass.
@Aeus2095 here's some advice, LEARN LINGUISTICS, and all of a sudden russell peters will not be funny to you. believe me, i thought this asswipe was funny before i entered university and started studying linguistics. but as soon as i was informed about linguistics, i realized there was a rational linguistic explanation for everything he talked about, and that made it not funny.
@habs4life9 Intellectual? More like any person like you who has their head so far up their ass they can smell out of their armpits, truth is, we are all to some point educated, but we don't go waving our degrees in others faces.
@habs4life9 good for you. None of us care, there is no faith in society, never was, obviously we dont study the English language, if you insist on with your superior attitude that everyone is a fucking dumbass JUST BECAUSE we never studied it, or don't remember, you can fuck off buddy.
@Aeus2095 if you never studied the english language then that means you have never been to school in the english language. if english is your native language, which i assume it is, you just told me you ARE uneducated. next time try not to own yourself jackass. fact is, i'm smarter than anyone who thinks "believe you me" sounds weird, because thinking it sounds weird shows that you don't read enough, didn't study enough, and are incapable of speaking with any eloquence.
@habs4life9 dude, this is comedy, not A University Lecture, about 85-90% of people would think it sounds weird, the only thing I even remotely know about English is that it has Germanic origin.
@Aeus2095 exactly, and it is that germanic origin that yields word order such as "believe you me". obviously "you believe me" is the modern english syntax, but "believe you me" is clearly archaic and reflects the germanic origin of the language. if you don't understand that word order in some set phrases are archaic you're a fucking dumbass. this joke is only funny if you lack this knowledge, and i prefer to be knowledgeable about things, unlike your dumb ass.
@Aeus2095 "about 85-90% of people would think it sounds weird"
so you're saying 85-90% of english speakers are fucking idiots? thanks for squashing what little faith i had in society. intellectuals are even sparser among the population than i thought. any intellectual, linguist or not, would automatically assume it's archaic word order and is therefore not that funny.
"believe you me" is a TERRIBLE joke because it shows he is grossly uninformed about the historical development of english syntax. any scholar in linguistics and the history of germanic syntax would not find "believe you me" strange at all, and something like that is only funny if you're dumb. peters relies on the dumbness of his audience and comedians like that get old fast.
@TopazSkillMauler however much i swear is not a reflection of my age or intelligence. i'm smarter than anyone on this video laughing at "believe you me". and no, i don't have to come up with my own joke in order to support my assertion that his jokes suck.
@JigglyRose you're a fucking cuntface retard, if you think "believe you me" is weird it shows you're not that smart, if you knew anything about the history of syntax in the germanic languages that word order wouldn't be funny to you. but it is funny to you because you're an uninformed piece of shit just like peters.
@JigglyRose if you know the history of english syntax then you understand that the word order in "believe you me" is archaic. it is nothing to laugh about if you're educated, the fact that you think it's funny proves you're uneducated, and so is peters.
@JigglyRose i study linguistics you sack of shit, and "believe you me" is classical germanic word order, nothing more. nobody is trying to be a "caveman" when they say that, they are trying to sound formal by using a phrase with a word order considered archaic in english. if you think it sounds weird you're a retard and you should study the grammatical history of your own language dipshit. if you know linguistics then "believe you me" becomes a lame joke for uninformed idiots.
@JigglyRose if you don't bother it proves what i'm saying, that you're an uneducated piece of shit. if you want to be educated, listen to me dipshit, in fact listen to anyone smarter than you, which is a lot of people.
@nooo1996 11 more people with parkinsons disease got let loose on youtube in the past 7 months it seems. Wonder how they got past the registration...
@mageXownz Calm the fuck down. This is the internet, a place where there is no need for grammar and spelling, like who the fuck do you think you are? The Grammar Police? Sure it is nice to have it when you are reading, but seriously, as long as you know what is meant, you don't really need it. Now go and take your 3rd Grade buddies and fuck off. Faggot
OH LOOK MY WATCH..!!
UDIT508 4 months ago
Oh, man I laughed so hard when he was talking about the chocolate bar prank! Hershey's with nuts! So funny!
lionden14 5 months ago
lmao you get off on the gardener, you go down on leslie *smiles* then you end up in jon. thats right jon goes both ways....
poison123ivy1 5 months ago
Now we never have to worry about bathroom boredom, thanks angry birds. Now all we gotta worry about is our legs falling asleep.
FatnWild 6 months ago 3
so funny
hellosarbear 6 months ago
pooping is fun! :D
gabijkk 6 months ago
anybody else noticed that 0:39 his name is missing the second L? ..just saying loll
XxMissAllisonxX 7 months ago 4
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii43 7 months ago
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
elyricc 7 months ago
LMFAO
SuperRoach28 7 months ago
17 people were on the other side of the practical joke
devilonearth666 7 months ago
Always make me feel better <3
peacekid98 7 months ago
STOP POSTING COMMENTS QUOTING FROM THE VIDEO!
I SAW IT ALREADY, AND I CAN HEAR PERFECTLY!!
fai3sai3 7 months ago 5
The fart echos the washroom, bprrrrrrr, silent giggle and guy outside says 'what was that?'. haahhaha!
kohgulanalp 8 months ago 8
Hey baybe you wanting to dance? ROFLMFAO!
moyoboy 8 months ago 8
HALARIOUS
Mandren2 8 months ago
Funniest hour of my life, ever.
JGHProductions88 9 months ago 6
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khmaivietboi 9 months ago
he dsnt end well
TheSuperArhum 9 months ago
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i call my buddy from the can all the time, he can tell from the echo off the tiles
Alexnchains16 9 months ago
i was taking a dump when i was watching this and i was laughing so hard i couldn't even push the shit out of me anymore
superbigpony 10 months ago 65
@superbigpony sweet, you have a tV in your can?
Alexnchains16 9 months ago 4
@superbigpony Thats disturbing
Cheezdog989 6 months ago 3
@superbigpony You'd think it would just waterfall out, with all the laughter pushing.
FatnWild 6 months ago
@superbigpony wtf how can you take a shit and watch this at the same time were you shitting in your living room or bedroom?
borneo215 5 months ago 2
@borneo215 you can put your laptop on ur lap or use ur smartphone or have a countertop in front of you...
mikehu1997 5 months ago
@mikehu1997 haahahhaahahhaaha wow i never heard of somebody taking there laptop to the toilet watching russel peters than taking a shit whahwhwahwahwahwhhwaha
borneo215 5 months ago
@borneo215 people have been reading newspapers, books, magazines "in the bathroom"
(reference) long time ago, now they just change that to laptops, smartphones. Heck i bet some rich dude has a TV in their bathroom.
mikehu1997 5 months ago 3
@superbigpony 53 people watched this part on the toilet
WeezyWanye 4 months ago
@superbigpony Ew. thats so gross, but for argument's sake, lets say you some sort of demented problem of watching this while your are busy taking a shit, but Why the hell would you comment about it?
LilFaisal1 2 weeks ago
Hahahahahahahaha funnyyyyyyy lmfao
bghakhar 10 months ago
HAHAHA corn ! brilliant
xDjRyn 10 months ago
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xDjRyn 10 months ago
"Thats right, jon goes both ways."
"Wow, what?"
LiveForTheDance04 10 months ago 112
@LiveForTheDance04 its John. Toronto FTW xD
khmaivietboi 9 months ago
@khmaivietboi Lol, sorry, I know a Jon who's name doesn't have a 'h', soo...
LiveForTheDance04 9 months ago
@LiveForTheDance04 that is ok we're only human xD it happens =P
khmaivietboi 9 months ago
@LiveForTheDance04 I live in Toronto those are actual real street names. We also have a Jane and a Bloor(blew her)
TheEhce 2 months ago
poo part was the best man
mafias121 10 months ago
stay brown peace!
JeffreyAvril 10 months ago
The poo part made me laugh so hard
sirprincy 10 months ago
17 people didnt have friend too call while shooting the shit
demonchil2009 10 months ago
ahhh pooh humour lol
k3digichaos 10 months ago
17 people have lost their watches
Mazen1hz 10 months ago 4
hahhhaha good stuff man
heavymetalsmoker69 10 months ago
"And you cant tell me you havent noticed this cause what's the first thing you do when you're done takin a crap? You get up and look at it! Its like what the hell do you expect to find in there? OH LOOK MY WATCH!"
I almost fainted. Lmfaaoooo
andydude30 10 months ago 2
@habs4life9 Get a sense of humour and GET LAID. Oh and about how "believe you me" is archaic... That was his point. He asked, "are we going back to cavemen days?" although too far back in time it's still a joke.
Fghvdgb555 11 months ago
@habs4life9 who cares the origin of the phrases russell peters uses? he made a joke, its funny to 99/100 people (in case u didnt know, ur the 1 person out of the 100 trolling on and on) and here u sit actinglike a smartass with ur "studies of words" that impress no one. get a life and stop trolling on comedians' honest and light-hearted acts.
hoohoozhang88 11 months ago 3
@hoohoozhang88 it's an uninformed act. pretty much all of peters' material is uninformed. remember when he said sri lankans were all tamil? not outright, but he was using "tamil" and "sri lankan" as synonyms in that act, when the facts are most sri lankans are not tamil, and most tamils are not sri lankan. in the act he acted like they were the same. that's what pisses me off about him, that he's uninformed and yet acts like he is informed.
habs4life9 11 months ago
Hmmm.....don't know what's going on here but I find this guy pretty darn funny.:P
venture790 11 months ago 2
habs4life9 = Troll, just saying.
KayenCi 11 months ago
This was a good comedy act I died laughing. XD Thanks for the upload :)
ODSTScoppyElite 11 months ago
We made it to part 5
MrKhody 11 months ago
Hey Habs If Russell peters sucks so much why do people laugh at all his jokes I'd love to see a fag like u make better jokes and become famous like him and the part where u said u don't need to make jokes its not because u don't want to it's because u can't and ur probably some smart ass loser who can't get a girl or a life and just sits around in front of his/her computer ruining other peoples time my advice to u is shut the fuck up and get a life and let others decide for themselves if Russel
MrJamiefoz 11 months ago
@MrJamiefoz people laugh at what he says because those people are stupid, i've already stated that numerous times. if you have intelligence you will not find him funny.
habs4life9 11 months ago
@MrJamiefoz and have you ever heard of breaking up your sentences? i pictured you going blue in the face while i was reading, which, considering your intelligence level, wouldn't be such a bad thing. i just hope they don't revive you, i sure as hell wouldn't.
habs4life9 11 months ago
I am aware, and yes it is true to say it at information controls media tastes, however you can find hate groups of virtually anything on the net, also true enough, people crave information, hence the saying "knowledge is power". I am also aware about that fact, so that further drops the number. I am expecting a huge change anyways when I go, I just hope to be somewhat prepared for the change, however, your opinion stays with you, mine will stay with me until I am "informed".
Aeus2095 11 months ago
@habs4life9 go tell that to my teachers, I'm virtually dumbfounded at how pathetic the curriculum is, we haven't advanced since junior high, and blame what? How about you go blame your parents for raising you with your head up your ass, and no, your not the most intelligent person here, Knowing Alot about one thing doesn't make you intelligent, in your case it makes you a stuck-up prick with the idea that all others are inferior to you, go back to University. I'll see you there quite soon.
Aeus2095 1 year ago
@Aeus2095 i was wrong about you. if you're still in HS then i understand. i also thought peters was funny when i was a high school student and didn't know shit. i guess it isn't your fault you don't know things. for example in english class kids write the same way in the 12th grade as they did in the 7th with no improvement on vocabulary, grammar or expression, and no one does anything about it. that's why half of all first-year university students drop out after one semester.
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shibhu1997 11 months ago
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@habs4life9 wtf, you come up with some bullshit, people improve 7th to 12th amazingly a alot, they can do better but a lot, your username tells me you are some faggit, "Habs4life9", first of all habs is some dumb stupid nickname for wannabees, and "4life" is just topping the wannabees
shibhu1997 11 months ago
@shibhu1997 no, people do not improve their prose in essay or report-writing between 7th and 12th grade. i have seen this for myself. unless you read a lot, your lexical register (that's "vocabulary" for dumb people) is stunted by approximately pubescent age. it shows that people don't read and that's what's dumbing down society, that and russell asswipe peters.
habs4life9 11 months ago
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Summer261997 11 months ago
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@habs4life9 I love how you're trying to prove a point here, and you start your sentence with an uncapitalized 'i'. Then you go on to begin all of your sentences with a lower case letter, and miss commas. You might want to learn how to write properly before you lie about majoring in linguistics. So why don't you take your rude-ass comments and go sit in your mothers basement. No one FORCED you to watch this. Don't waste your time, and ours.
Summer261997 11 months ago
@Summer261997 you are truly a moron. go on my profile page and read the section entitled WHY I DON'T CAPITALIZE. it is on purpose and i demonstrate that i do not need arbitrary conventions to display intelligence. i am getting my masters degree in linguistics, if you don't believe me i can send you the acceptance letters i received, idiot.
habs4life9 11 months ago
@habs4life9 Oh, forgive me, you smart 'intellectual', for not creeping your Youtube page. How DARE I be so rude in the presence of someone so brilliant and great? I am a mere 'moron and idiot' as you so kindly put. But I had expected you to be a little more creative with your insults, considering you're getting your masters in linguistics and all. But, really, on a less sarcastic note, you're truly not the sharpest crayon in the box if you give out personal information so lightly.
Summer261997 11 months ago
@Summer261997 lol it's not THAT personal. you still don't know where i live and i wouldn't reveal my real name to you. i'm getting my masters degree, and i've demonstrated my knowledge of linguistics by explaining "believe you me" and why it's a bad joke. anyone with an ounce or more of intelligence would realize that "believe you me" is archaic syntax (that's OLD WORD ORDER for dumb people) that is left over from anglo-saxon and old germanic. it shows peters is an uninformed bullshitter.
habs4life9 11 months ago
@habs4life9 Haha, and you know what the funny thing is? No one gives a damn. Who actually cares about the 'origin' of "believe you me"? It was a funny joke, and I laughed at it. If you think differently, then don't watch Russell Peters. Someone as 'smart' as you should be able to figure out that watching him is OPTIONAL. Haha, and I love how insecure you are. All your replies say is "I'm getting my masters in linguistics." Got that. But, hey, I'd LOVE to see your acceptances, believe you me.
Summer261997 11 months ago
@Summer261997 and like i said, if you laugh at that, you are an uninformed idiot who doesn't know shit. i am educated and therefore i know why the word order is like that, and it becomes not funny once you're informed about it. all the criticisms of peters come down to one thing: that the jokes are only funny if you're uninformed about the subject matter. if you're uninformed, you're a moron and not as smart as i am. have fun being dumb the rest of your life you cuntface bitch.
habs4life9 11 months ago
@habs4life9 Hehe, don't 'educated' people have more class than that? Meaning, they don't go around swearing over the internet just because someone DARED to challenge their opinions... The thing is, I completely don't see your point. Russell Peters is a COMEDIAN. His job is to make me laugh. If I wanted to get 'informed', I'd go watch a documentary. Oh, and I know insulting people makes you feel somewhat superior, but that's really rude and uncivilized, just so you know.
Summer261997 11 months ago
@Summer261997 if you want to see them send me your e-mail address in a PM. go on, i dare you.
habs4life9 11 months ago
@habs4life9 Like hell I will. For all I know, you're a sad, forty year-old man living in your parents basement and preying on women over the internet.
Summer261997 11 months ago
@Summer261997 well then you can't fucking say things about me aren't true if you're not even giving me the chance to prove them. that shows you're even more of an idiot. you laughed at "believe you me" because you're stupid, if you were smart you'd know that that's archaic word order.
habs4life9 11 months ago
@habs4life9 Technically, yes I can because you have no way to prove that they ARE true, and with all of the things you're saying, I seriously doubt it.
Summer261997 11 months ago
@Summer261997 i have a way to prove it's true you retard, you're not allowing me the opportunity.
habs4life9 11 months ago
@habs4life9 I'm leaving this debate because you are pointless.Your ignorance will only lead to a dead end. You are taking like a champ kid keep your head up. You'll be coloring the lines in no time.
ODSTScoppyElite 11 months ago
@habs4life9 WOW I DIDN'T KNOW YOUTUBE COMEDY VIDEOS COME WITH AN INFORMATIONAL COMMENTARY TOO. ARE YOU THE JOKE POLICE OR A REAL STICKLER SON? NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING MASTERS DEGREE IN FUCKING ENGLISH! IT JUST PROVES HOW MINUSCULE YOUR LIFE MUST BE AT TRYING TO MASTER A LANGUAGE THAT YOU SO POORLY UNDERSTAND THE BASICS OF. IF YOU DON'T LIKE RUSSELL PETERS DON'T WATCH IT! COMMON SENSE! By the way, your grammar, punctuation, and capitalization is horrible for someone studying linguistics.
ODSTScoppyElite 11 months ago
@ODSTScoppyElite it's not "english" you fucking dipshit, it's LINGUSTICS. linguistics is not the same as fucking english, i fucking hate analyzing literature, that's not even what i do. you're just another dumbass who thinks linguistics is just "english" and doesn't appreciate the complexity of analyzing naturally spoken language.
habs4life9 11 months ago
@habs4life9 And by they way if you find analyzing a language pleasurable and enjoyable, then you have no fucking life whatsoever. I don't appreciate it because its the most butchered and misused language there is. Another imbecilic person with a shady future. Good day to you.
ODSTScoppyElite 11 months ago
@ODSTScoppyElite "if you find analyzing a language pleasurable and enjoyable, then you have no fucking life whatsoever"
what a fucking ignorant comment and you've just proven your stupidity, ignorance and jealousy towards one intellectually superior to you. if you don't understand what linguistics is your opinions on it have no validity, and the fact that you think they do shows what kind of idiot you are.
habs4life9 11 months ago
@ODSTScoppyElite if i'm horrible at it why have i been accepted to multiple masters programs at universities? is it that an entire panel of professors are wrong and you, a random idiot on youtube, are right?
habs4life9 11 months ago
@habs4life9 Hahaha right. How about you do this. Take your sorry trolling ass somewhere to a place where people actually give a shit about linguistics, because you seem to be impersonating someone you're not. Nobody here cares about your so called "linguistics degree". For all I know you're lying. People came here to view Russell Peters and laugh, not for some cretinous moron to pretend to know shit, troll and waste others time.
ODSTScoppyElite 11 months ago
@ODSTScoppyElite no i'd rather call out idiots for their idiocy right here. i'm going nowhere dipshit, i'm on youtube for a reason, to crusade against the stupidity of society. if it were up to me every dumb person would be lined up and shot, with you right at the front. i'm smarter than just about everyone i fucking meet, on the internet or in real life. i realize people don't care, i'm not stupid, but i like proving how stupid others are nonetheless.
habs4life9 11 months ago
@habs4life9 You're smarter than everyone you meet? Oh my God you crack me up. What an egotistical son of a bitch you are. You don't know absolutely shit to be saying you are smarter than most people you meet because that's a real dramatic exaggeration. Go get laid champ. I'm sure the ladies love a man that devotes his whole life to linguistics. They would love someone who's always about "thinking they are smarter than others" and only caring for oneself. Get shit on buddy.
ODSTScoppyElite 11 months ago
@ODSTScoppyElite yeah that's a nice comeback, when you can't argue back on the actual topic (because, you know, i'm right) you respond with "go get laid." at least try to make an original insult.
habs4life9 11 months ago
@habs4life9 No I have no problem debating about such a topic its just that quarreling with a thickheaded individual like yourself just seems like you contradict yourself you hypocrite. You state on your profile that "i will post on videos of things i don't like just to expose the idiocy of it and of those who enjoy it" and "I HATE BUFFOONS WHO ONLY WANT ONE SIDE OF THE ARGUMENT REPRESENTED TO MAKE THEM LOOK BETTER." Which this is exactly what you are doing now. You can't even be thorough kid.
ODSTScoppyElite 11 months ago
@habs4life9 And I don't seem to be the only one. Others despise you as well for you lack of truth and bullshit. It's because people of people like you, is why this world is fucked up nowadays. It's filled with "know-it-all's" who don't know absolutely jack and subject others intelligence "inferior" to their own.
ODSTScoppyElite 11 months ago
@habs4life9 Dammit, could you please just like shut up already? NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR MULTIPLE ACCEPTANCES. If some University took you in, great. Go study and do well in school. Just stop annoying the hell out of everyone. You know, 'educated' people should have more class than that.
Summer261997 11 months ago
@Summer261997 alright fine, that's all i wanted out of you anyway, to concede that i'm telling the truth. i was pissed off at you because you kept on INSISTING i was lying. good for you sweetie, you're slightly smarter than i thought.
habs4life9 11 months ago
@habs4life9 What can I say? Some people are just hopeless. Now are you finally done here? Go be an 'intellectual' (ha...ha...hahahahahaha...ha...ha) somewhere else. Please. That would be much appreciated.
Summer261997 11 months ago
Yo, people! We're here to listen to Russel Peters and laugh. Please stop feeding the troll! *cough* habs4life9 *cough*
WestWindsFlame 1 year ago 2
No, I don't know linguistics, why? Because I'm in high school here! Back off. Do you think they teach anything more than grammar and Shakespeare in ELA? No, they don't, and if you demonstrated any sort of intelligence in comedy, well, then what's the point? It ceases to be funny, unless you happen to just be against him.
Aeus2095 1 year ago
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habs4life9 1 year ago
@Aeus2095 it ceases to be funny IF YOU ARE INFORMED ABOUT THE TOPIC. will you concede that at least? i am not the only one who is critical of this asshat's comedic style. look up blogs anywhere on the internet, and the criticisms may deal with different jokes from different shows, but they all amount to one thing: that he ceases to be funny if you are informed about the topic. the "believe you me" joke is only funny if you are uninformed about historical linguistics, and i prefer to be informed.
habs4life9 11 months ago
For all I care, you may shove a remote up your ass, as I can see you are hiding a very insecure personality by boasting about your "knowledge" of the English Language, I really don't care if you think I "owned" myself, now, if it's really this hard to have a reasonable conversation with a troll like you, then get off of this video, like I said before, this is comedy, not a douche-baggery convention.
Aeus2095 1 year ago
@Aeus2095 how is this not a reasonable conversation? my premise is simple: if you cannot recognize that it's archaic word order, you aren't that smart. you do NOT have to know linguistics to realize that the word order is archaic, you only have to be of reasonable intelligence. peters shows here that he does not understand that things can be archaic in language, especially if they're idiomatic such as "believe you me". do YOU know what "archaic" means? i'm starting to think you don't. dumbass.
habs4life9 1 year ago
@Aeus2095 here's some advice, LEARN LINGUISTICS, and all of a sudden russell peters will not be funny to you. believe me, i thought this asswipe was funny before i entered university and started studying linguistics. but as soon as i was informed about linguistics, i realized there was a rational linguistic explanation for everything he talked about, and that made it not funny.
habs4life9 1 year ago
@habs4life9 Intellectual? More like any person like you who has their head so far up their ass they can smell out of their armpits, truth is, we are all to some point educated, but we don't go waving our degrees in others faces.
Aeus2095 1 year ago
@habs4life9 good for you. None of us care, there is no faith in society, never was, obviously we dont study the English language, if you insist on with your superior attitude that everyone is a fucking dumbass JUST BECAUSE we never studied it, or don't remember, you can fuck off buddy.
Aeus2095 1 year ago
@Aeus2095 if you never studied the english language then that means you have never been to school in the english language. if english is your native language, which i assume it is, you just told me you ARE uneducated. next time try not to own yourself jackass. fact is, i'm smarter than anyone who thinks "believe you me" sounds weird, because thinking it sounds weird shows that you don't read enough, didn't study enough, and are incapable of speaking with any eloquence.
habs4life9 1 year ago
@habs4life9 dude, this is comedy, not A University Lecture, about 85-90% of people would think it sounds weird, the only thing I even remotely know about English is that it has Germanic origin.
Aeus2095 1 year ago
@Aeus2095 exactly, and it is that germanic origin that yields word order such as "believe you me". obviously "you believe me" is the modern english syntax, but "believe you me" is clearly archaic and reflects the germanic origin of the language. if you don't understand that word order in some set phrases are archaic you're a fucking dumbass. this joke is only funny if you lack this knowledge, and i prefer to be knowledgeable about things, unlike your dumb ass.
habs4life9 1 year ago
@Aeus2095 "about 85-90% of people would think it sounds weird"
so you're saying 85-90% of english speakers are fucking idiots? thanks for squashing what little faith i had in society. intellectuals are even sparser among the population than i thought. any intellectual, linguist or not, would automatically assume it's archaic word order and is therefore not that funny.
habs4life9 1 year ago
"believe you me" is a TERRIBLE joke because it shows he is grossly uninformed about the historical development of english syntax. any scholar in linguistics and the history of germanic syntax would not find "believe you me" strange at all, and something like that is only funny if you're dumb. peters relies on the dumbness of his audience and comedians like that get old fast.
habs4life9 1 year ago
@habs4life9 Come up with a joke.
TopazSkillMauler 1 year ago
@TopazSkillMauler i'm not trying to joke here dipshit.
habs4life9 1 year ago
@habs4life9 You think his jokes are lame. Well come up with something. By the way you don`t need to cuss like a 15 year old.
TopazSkillMauler 1 year ago
@TopazSkillMauler however much i swear is not a reflection of my age or intelligence. i'm smarter than anyone on this video laughing at "believe you me". and no, i don't have to come up with my own joke in order to support my assertion that his jokes suck.
habs4life9 1 year ago
"I dont know, I think it was that corn I was eating" LMAO!
evilxking 1 year ago
"What do you expect to find in there?"
"Oh look, my watch"
Pinky5Punky 1 year ago 91
I'm about to do that..
MiaDepRockRionII 1 year ago 5
It's funny cuz it's true!!
Saigont 1 year ago 2
OMG im laughing so hard, my stomach hurts
majikmainsa 1 year ago 61
OHMYGOD MY DAD SAYS BELIEVE YOU ME AND WE MAKE FUN OF HIM AT HOME
AHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA
JigglyRose 1 year ago
@JigglyRose you're a fucking cuntface retard, if you think "believe you me" is weird it shows you're not that smart, if you knew anything about the history of syntax in the germanic languages that word order wouldn't be funny to you. but it is funny to you because you're an uninformed piece of shit just like peters.
habs4life9 1 year ago
@habs4life9 AHHAAHAHAHAHHA
JigglyRose 1 year ago
@JigglyRose if you know the history of english syntax then you understand that the word order in "believe you me" is archaic. it is nothing to laugh about if you're educated, the fact that you think it's funny proves you're uneducated, and so is peters.
habs4life9 1 year ago
@JigglyRose i study linguistics you sack of shit, and "believe you me" is classical germanic word order, nothing more. nobody is trying to be a "caveman" when they say that, they are trying to sound formal by using a phrase with a word order considered archaic in english. if you think it sounds weird you're a retard and you should study the grammatical history of your own language dipshit. if you know linguistics then "believe you me" becomes a lame joke for uninformed idiots.
habs4life9 1 year ago
@habs4life9 loooooooooooooooooooooooool I dont know whats funnier the fact that you are an obvious troll
or that you think i'll even bother to read what you wrote....
JigglyRose 1 year ago
@JigglyRose if you don't bother it proves what i'm saying, that you're an uneducated piece of shit. if you want to be educated, listen to me dipshit, in fact listen to anyone smarter than you, which is a lot of people.
habs4life9 1 year ago
might as well shoot the shit. LMAO
jaddpauey14 1 year ago 2
BELIVE , YOU ME ahah what are we turning to cavemen again or some thing ahhahaa
salm2301 1 year ago
part 4 and 5 weren't as good as the first 3
racism jokes are awesome
selathael 1 year ago
Cos what's the first thing u do when ur done taking a crap? You get up n look at it LMFAO!!!! :P
TheHumanBallsack 1 year ago 4
@TheHumanBallsack its funny coz its true
sawu101 1 year ago
they never have the normal toilet paper in there they have a whole friggin fairest wheel in there LOL
paramoreteamjacobrox 1 year ago
flag mfm90, he stole this
TheGodfatherSahil12 1 year ago
Hhahahahahaahhahahahaha!!!!!
SugarSweetStar24 1 year ago
LMAO! XD
futurecutie 1 year ago
I am now proud to be half Indian. Russel Peters, you make my life.
Summer261997 1 year ago 3
IF UCANT LAUGH THIS U ARE NOT HUMAN LOL
ajaykeer23939 1 year ago 3
@ajaykeer23939
So.... 10 people are robots?
KimdraElliottVoelkel 1 year ago
That sucked ass compared to his other ones.
bob52496 1 year ago
Baby Ruth haha! Perfecto!
Pjestr 1 year ago
OH MY GOSH!!! thats like the funniest 40 seconds of MY LIFE!!!!...i laughed till i cried....ROFL LITERALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xXCloseCombatXx 1 year ago
why are these 7 deaf people watching this?
liquidfireKAN 1 year ago 5
oh god!! vote up if u think this the funniest part of the the five =D made me LMAO
pm1s 1 year ago 2
Mash up a chocolate bar in your hands, stick your hand under the stall "Hey man can you pass me some toilet paper."
OMG! I was DYYING! I wonder how many people actually tried tat joke after (or even before) he mentioned it! I'd be lmao! xDDDD
AnimeFreak792 1 year ago 43
believe you me! hahahahahahaha i was dying!
Sprout2kxmaximum 1 year ago
Oh look! My watch! xD
Keani15 1 year ago 6
was it just me or was he dying up there??
spacedunce5 1 year ago
@spacedunce5
I was dying sitting here.
PhilipineMan 1 year ago
Chocolate bar...
tkmazurek 1 year ago
@tkmazurek lols hersheys with nuts..
MrJeremy2002 1 year ago
Crap my name is lesly
FUKENFAGGOT 1 year ago 10
@FUKENFAGGOT
well ur username doesnt help either lol
bornacriminal 1 year ago 12
mnnnnnnnnnnn plum ill call u back
killabeaker 1 year ago
i was eating rocky road. D:
MrMarlonProductions 1 year ago
you are the best!
pialakharam 1 year ago
why do people start the stupidest fights on youtube? watch the fricking video and give your opinion, geez.
DinandLover 1 year ago 19
this is madd funnyyyyyyy
driger8624 1 year ago 5
wat if some flinged on them.....and they fkn decided to tasted to...? lmfao
skoolkidy 1 year ago
Haha
Warhead106 1 year ago
@dex49 how?
DaOldSkoolHipHop 1 year ago
rwj copied this guy
dex409 1 year ago
@dex409 how did he copy him ?
thehonoredpanda 1 year ago
@thehonoredpanda By being brown xD. JKS
Angemon4 1 year ago
4 people were laughing so hard, their hands shook and missed the 'like' button.
porkchopsandwiches1 1 year ago 102
@porkchopsandwiches1 15
nooo1996 1 year ago
@nooo1996 11 more people with parkinsons disease got let loose on youtube in the past 7 months it seems. Wonder how they got past the registration...
porkchopsandwiches1 1 year ago
"Believe you,me." I always wonder why the fuck people say that.
cellardoor199991 1 year ago 6
you go down on leslie... hahahaha
mark9111111 1 year ago
LOL "I dunno I think it was that corn I was eating!"
USNCorpsman 1 year ago
LOOOOOOOOL my cover teacher say beleive u me al the tym XDDD
silverathalos 1 year ago
@silverathalos "I" before "E" Except after "C".
DarkCeberus 1 year ago
i almost died laughing hahaha
gadawm10000 1 year ago
@mageXownz Nice going you have no punctuation.
minax00 1 year ago
@mageXownz Calm the fuck down. This is the internet, a place where there is no need for grammar and spelling, like who the fuck do you think you are? The Grammar Police? Sure it is nice to have it when you are reading, but seriously, as long as you know what is meant, you don't really need it. Now go and take your 3rd Grade buddies and fuck off. Faggot
MrBrownGuy123 1 year ago 5