Geeky Pick-up Lines

[liverpoolmatt87]

lol you can always offer a jellybaby..that always work

[randomguyanator]

all youtuber-chicks are aussie! =D

[lensol]

I once went up to a girl and said "do you wanna see my lightsaber?"

And I'm a girl...

Yeah.. I did try to flirt with her... But I was trying to impress her by saying that I actually have a lightsaber.. But it came out wrong... so very, very wrong :P

[H03dur]

My favorite Pick-up Line is :"Are you a Weeping Angel? Or why can't i keep my eyes of you?" not suggested by you but i thought i just leave it here.

[SavannahCullen]

1- probably the accio hot guy one

2- Hey, that's a nice bed, can I Slytherin?

3- maybe. I haven't used any, but they might work on me. :P

[absintheangel777]

The hat works for me! *wink*

[GotWhatMemorized]

Would you like to womp my willow?, whant to hold my sword of griffindoor?, How about I let my basilisk in your chamber of secrets?

[gingernazi1]

Tbh she doesn't need them but I liked the WOW !!!

[Micahmanism]

I liked them all and all but the lost ones would with me if it was you probably.

[EEEKProduction]

Got any Gallifrey in you? No? Would you like some? Is probably my favorite and any of those pick up lines would probably work on me

[platolucy]

they would so work on me

i like the HTML one

[BramleyReborn]

The lost one was the best. Someone as good looking as you? Id respond to all.

[TheRalphstudios]

They where all great....I cannot pick but the skyward sword....hahahah that was really awesome.

[BloodedVampire]

All my base are belong to you :P

[HolywoodStarlets]

Haha im a girl who loves a geeky pickup line! i think its kinda cute xD

[13495]

The sorting hat says you should be in my house, It also says you should be in my bed ;)

[fantasiaichigo]

I think I must have had some Felix felicitis because I'm about to get lucky was my favourite XD

[natassja98]

You're in Slytherin!! Epic!! xx

[hanyougirl1991]

my boyfriend used "you could come play quidditch with me. i'll give you a broom to ride on and some balls to play with". makes me wonder if he can handle my chamber of secrets ;D

[zazooooook]

All of the Harry Potter ones would work on me!

[FantasticBrina]

The skyward sword one is hilarious :)

[eternalseed451]

Okay the lines were great but all I could focus on were her eyes.... Gorgeous...

[ravenclaweagles]

they would work on me if you were a guy, anyway

[natassja98]

slytherin tie!!! :D

[ravenclaweagles]

any harry potter pick up line would work on me, i especially like accio hot guy, and the dr who one do you have any galifrey in you? would you like some?. i have never used one, though used one, though

i've also heard "If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss" and "you should be expelled. love potions are banned at hogwarts" and also "has someone cast Stupefy on you? 'cause you are stunning!"

[KwikaAlena]

i'd go down her hatch every 108 mins

[ravenclaweagles]

you. have. an. awesome. life.

[Randomness7171]

ANY HARRY POTTER LINE WOULD PROBABLY WORK WITH ME.... especially if they did it in a character voice.. however i am sad to say i have never used said geeky pick up lines in my life... i just can't do it without laughing

[KanaKyo13]

1. The Pokemon HootHoot one.

2. Roll on floor laughing.

3. No but I wish. XD

[pcwattstx]

1) I love all the Docter Who ones.

2) I would burst out laughing.

3) No.

4) No.

[19zebra19]

the wow one because one me mates loves it XD

[SexyZexyFangirl]

The base one was epic! ^.^

[rockergurlluvzu]

Akio Hot Guy

[Fatastar]

I loved the roses are red poem. May have to try that on a cute boy in college.

[moonlightfury101]

I luved the Accio Hot Guy one. Also can you do a video to show a close up of your wand (that's not a pick up line I swear).

[TheVideoVector]

All my base are belong to you... Lolz best one evar

[bob129993]

If you were a pickle, I'd pick a peckle of you.

[xxxholic102]

you must be good at world of warcraft was my fave one haha

[PPandJF]

skyward sword one for the win!

that was hilarious!

[YocekiMalfoy]

the one with the Felix felicis was my fave

[EmoKid0512]

Any harry potter one would work on me ;D

[bree0cheese]

i like the

"You must be good at World of Warcarft...cuz u are WOW...;)"

BAHAHAH! LAWLS!

[cyotio]

1) The first two Harry Potter ones were great as well as the Wow one.

2) They would definitely work on me, lol.

3) I've used pick-up lines for jokes but never tried to get a date with them. I'll have to give these a try though. ^_^

[veronica1600]

1. My fav wuz definitely "i may look ewok, but im all wookie where it counts"

2. idk.....probably though, lol

3. i hav never used a geeky pikk-up line, but i actually mite use one or two of those :P

[Aidenv9000]

You suck, 

[roxasfan200]

"Accio, hot guy(/girl)" ^^

[PhoenixTearsHealAll]

The Dr. who and Harry Potter ones were my favorite yes they would totally work and no i've never used a pickup line

[jordanslannan]

HAHAHAHA i love this. I think my favorite is the Alderaan bit, and the Skyward Sword reference was gold.

[IFuzionDesignz]

woow .. um your pretty , and trust me you dont need no pick up line , haha

[ShadowDreams891]

I think all of them would totally work on me xD I love them all equally and they made my day so much :) and I have totally used a geeky pick up line, in fact it was a Harry Potter one

[GoldenToraToraChan]

that was awesome :D

I liked the pokemon one, Zelda one and the roses are red one X3

And the Roses are red one would work on me, I've heard of one thats like that that i loved too hehe

I might use one of them one day.... X3

[GoldenToraToraChan]

that was awesome :D

I liked the pokemon one, Selda one and the roses are red one X3

And the Roses are red one would work on me, I've heard of one thats like that that i loved too hehe

I might use one of them one day.... X3

[Imitorar]

I may have to use that one with Caradharas and Moria. And I'm not likely to ever be in a situation where using pick-up lines would help me get a girl. But that one DESERVES to be used, regardless of efficacy.

[xChiizXChanx]

My favorite one would be the WOW pick up line...LAWLZ i don't play world of warcraft but I thought it was funny. It would make my day XD... Yeah I have made up and used some really weird pick up lines like..."I got skittles in my mouth wanna taste the Rainbow?" Or "Is it hot in here or is it just you cuz your sexiness reaches over 9000 baby" XD or "your hotness is like a falcon punk to the stomach its no wonder im aching for you"

[Van0Joy]

The Felix felicis was my fav but everything but the lost (don't know it) stuff would have worked on me. I once (last week) got chocolate from a friend for this pick-up line (He dared me to think of a stupid pick-up) "Hi I'm core 1, you must be space cos I need to see it all".

[msdemonkitten]

the only pick up line I've used and would probably work on me is "Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to make out with me right now" its a freakin win-win

[00cats10]

I have used practically all of those Harry Potter ones before, and ya know what? The Acio Hot Guy one actually worked. XDD

[xXWannabeYaoiBoyXx]

My fave was the felix felicis one and some of your Doctor who ones would probably work on me. The geekiest pick up line I can think of that I would ever actually use is "If I was your Companion Cube I would stab you in all the right places" and the just plain lamest ones: "Are you a lightswitch? 'Cause you're turnin me on," and "Are you my chemestry homework? 'Cause I wanna do you on the table"

[ChelseaSnowArt]

You can't be Pheonix Wright because I've got no objection to you! <3

[narutogirl2500]

My favorite would definitely have to be the all your base are belongs to us one~

[KissMyCosplay]

You are rather amazing. And rather cute <3

[EthanStrummer]

The Doctor Who one would work on me lol and most others actually but I would use the purely nerdy pick up line: Hey baby you wanna see my hard drive? I promise it's not 3.5 inches.

[thedreadlord45]

the harry potter lines would work on me

[TheVeryComplexed]

The Harry Potter and Pokemon ones would work on me. xDDD

[bouncy72]

LOL, I liked the World of Warcraft one the best I think. If someone used it on me I probably would think they were talking to someone else & would scuttle off. & Nope I have never used one but I do so enjoy hearing all the different ones :)

Cool vid

[halfpeeledbanana]

Roses are red..... the best one. I giggled so hard.  If someone used that on me, it would totally work!

[skittlesej]

I've used that 'all my base' one in a Valentine's card :p

[RebelPrincessKay]

Loved the World of Warcraft one! It would definately work on me, haha. And all the Harry Potter... and all the LOTR... and all the Star Wars. Anyone who has the courage to be geeky like that with a pick up line would definately get my attention =]

[rweasley103]

the felix felicis one !! it made mr laugh the most and i might try it obe someone one day

[TheGLGshow]

I love when you says "what" at 0:44

[DJAustay]

Curious by Britney Spears is by no means Felix Felicis my friend.

[moonlightfury101]

Is that the ebony wand from Alivans?

[dangel54321]

I love the Doctor Who and Harry Potter ones!

And I would actually more likely than not use them. But I have a really nerdy boyfriend of two years, so I'm just going to use them on my friends xD

[Frawmus]

I use geeky pickup lines everyday!

They really work well when you already have a girlfriend :P

[xxnoonaxx]

Is that a ladder in your tights are a stairway to heaven?

[sweetypie000]

u r sweet

[clairdeluneisgreat]

LOL I just loved these! Accio hot guy was my fav. And I would totally go for a guy who had the balls to use any of these, especially HP and star wars ones!

[brittismagical]

ahhh those are greattt. and yes if a guy ever used one of those on me I would be total melted butter in their hands. mainly the harry potter ones. :)

[maxwlle6972]

i will give you props for the skyward sword one, no they would not work on me many because im a guy, and im going to use them now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[butterflyinwinter]

Would they work? Are you kidding? Every guy who tries nerdy stuff on me will conquer my heart at the very same moment.

[CrolanPW]

Ya know, if a girl ever used one of those pick up lines on me, I'm pretty sure I'd fall for them hook line and sinker.

As for my favorite... I chuckled at the wookie one. Mostly because it was the one I'd most likely use (In that hypothetical never going to happenland where I'd actually use a pick up line).

[bakar12345]

all my base is favourite easy :) but it's pronounced carathras. sorry.

[TheConicus]

Hey babe, wanna come to my room and do some math?

Add a bed

Subtract clothes

Divide legs

And multiply

No I've never used it and I doubt it would work. But it's still pretty good.

[TheNath87]

I didnt get most of them cause i dont watch Harry Potter, Lord of the Ring's or Doctor Who etc but id say they would all work on me but only if you said them :-D.

[marillbuddy]

The Confundus Charm one would get you my attention, for sure. XD

[GreenCoffinsStudios]

LOL the Confundus one was the best, hands down. :) This made me laugh. Thanks!

[IrishmonkeyONM]

Luke Conard brought me here. Thnaks Luke

[theatrebabe13]

Honestly, I loved them all. They would probably all work on me, because I would get them :]

Geeky, Dorky, Nerds of Awesome unite! :D

[Figglesock]

yes, and yes to all of the above. while yes it is geeky, it comes off as more adorable than your body has room for.

[SLOANHOLTBY]

I loved the one that's like "Do you hve any Galifrey in you? No? Would you like some? ;)"

You said it so well....I almost felt uncomfortable though my computer :)

[mittaBlack]

HAHAHA I love the World Of Warcraft pick-up line! It made me go: "AAAH COME ON!" all alone in my house!

Though the Harry Potter lines is pretty good too, and the Doctor Who ones. It might work for me, probably depending on how cheesy it is! XD

[microadam]

will you marry me?

[VoltaicImpulse]

Aww I'm sure you would never get a bad reaction.!x you can use one on me anytime ;) aha.!x xXx

[Mitya91]

Would you like some Gallafrey in you?... Would probably work on me <3

[shootBeforeIdo]

LOL hahaha this was awesome brilliance xP

[ldhkimble]

You must be really good at world of war craft... cause when I saw you .. I was like.. WOW!

[kibaXxXhinata]

last one would work on me.

[CheeseLovingChester]

"You've been looking for love in Alderaan places" is probably my favourite xD

[MrsEdwardNigma]

Greetings fellow Geeky Dorky Nerd of Awesome!

A) Favourite one has probably got to be "Accio hot guy".

B) One that'd probably work on me is pretty much all the Dr Who ones.

C) Yes I have actually, but only to someone I was (and still am) going out with. Although the reaction was pretty much :-| followed by an exasperated sigh.

BONUS) Yes I do. Way too many to write, but they're mainly Dr Who and Harry Potter. Remind me to send them to you. :)

[Gurlow]

Best pickup lines i've ever heard thus far. Love in alderaan places LOL. So far I haven't used a pickup line simply being 280 pounds of sweet dark chocolate seems to be enough.

[OutsideSpacing]

"i may have had some felix felicis because i have a feeling i'm gonna get lucky"

HA

[CheeseLovingChester]

Anyone would work on me if you said it! 8D

[KawaiiKamiDesu]

The Doctor Who, World of Warcraft, and the All my base are belong to you would have me.

[sorarocsthekeyblade]

Okay

1) I adore your hat in the very beggining!

2) ANY of those would work on me XD

[pinjamurai]

"All my base are belong to you" is my favorite, though any one of them would work on me XD

[LittleCazzy]

awesome, now only if they worked *Sighs*

And in answer to you questions:

1] Favourite pick-up line? Got to be the HootHoot one

2] Would it work on you? possibly, if they were hot

3] Have you ever used one? Nope I would die of embarissment

[OrangeZest100]

this one video is making me subscribe, i love it

[tappinhippo]

you should make this one a response video to Vlogbrother's most recent one. It was mostly nerdy jokes, but he had some pick up lines in there too that made me think of you.

[DemolitionxLuvr]

The Gallifreyan one would work on me. And if anyone said "let's go back to the TARDIS" I'd stop them right there and probably shout "YES I'LL BE YOUR FULL TIME COMPANION!!"

[nospo0n]

1- The ewok wookie one was the most... amusing

2- It would be a conversation starter.

3- Never used a pick up line in my life. They don't really seem real to me.

[girlhunter33]

omg can i have ur hat

[luvWeaslys]

ANY Harry Potter pick up line would work on me... Even if it's

“You'll be Minerva and I'll be Ron... Let's show the class what we've got!”

... Ok maby not 

[Cactusof1000Needles]

1:22 > < I think I'd turn for that. Although I'd go for anyone who said anything in that manner!

Boy: Hey, are you a geodude, cos I think you just used harden on me! :D

Girl: Ewww, whats wrong with you? Whats a geodude?

Boy: *ignores* Well I'm a Gengar and I wouldn't mind using lick on you!

*Girl used Doubleslap*

*Girl ran away*

[21CenturyRevolution]

lol, favorite was either the sonic, or human human meta-crisis :P and yes, also being made of geeky awesomeness, these would work n_n

[ryan161k]

I liked the LOST one I love that show and yes lol

[camoblackhawk]

my favorite one is this. "do you have any gallifrey in you. no would you like some."

[OMGTHERERNONAMESAAGH]

The all my base one, definitely my fave.

I've never used a nerdy pick-up line, but when I find the perfect nerd boy, I'm gonna hand him a heart shaped cookie with the pokeball pattern on it and say "I choose you!"

[xCurlGrlx]

Someone once asked me if his basilisk could enter my chamber of secrets

[xCurlGrlx]

I have that perfume ^^

[thewandslinger]

You just made my day. Siriusly.

HP pick up lines:

My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.

I'm not a big fan of letters, but I do like myself a howler.

They call me the erumpent horn, one touch and I blow your mind.

Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.

[craziem0r0n]

I got a pair of Masterballs... wanna feel them? (Pokemon pickup line)

or... Lets play Pokemon. I'l be diglet, and you'll be the ground.

[LOWENnotLORYN]

Your personality is like pokemon, I gotta catch'em all ;D

[ChappStickMan]

I'm a Gryffindor in the streets but a Slytherin in bed.

[hryptterlovr]

would you happen to have a bandaid? cause i scraped my knee when i fell for you ;)

[22pizzazz1]

i've never used a pick up line but someone used one on me! he said "are you wearing anstronaut pants? bc your butt is out of this world" =P bleh. he's such a nerd

[orangedude92]

I think im in lesbian with you

[LiltedLullaby]

I would use "If you were a gnome, I'd throw you somewhere you'd never want to leave." If I had the guts.

[LiltedLullaby]

Are you on fanfiction? Because a bunch of us have said half of these pick up lines lol!

[Ttomtheraddtastic]

All those pick up lines would work on me IM TOTALLY AROUSED

[wolfiegirl81]

I'm pretty sure any Harry Potter pick up line (which isn't too dirty) would work on me.

[craziem0r0n]

I wish I were a derivitive, so I could lay tangent to your curves. (spelling I am not sure about... sorry)

[JamesBerg86]

DFTBA Jade

[JamesBerg86]

Aww this is cute and funny!

After all those pick up lines I definitely want a date :-D

[Caitlinnie1]

Geeky pick up lines! I think my heart just lagged. You're super-mega-foxy-awesome-hot. Don't ctrl+alt+dlt my love! I know this great restaurant at the end of the universe. My planet exploded, wanna repopulate? EXSPERMINATE! You're the Doctor to my Master. You totally had me at 42. 42. I have extra towels. ;)

[Caitlinnie1]

Accio hot guy, do you have gallifrey, the WoW one and the TARDIS one are definitely my favs ;D

 harry potter, doctor who, lotr or even WoW pick up lines would so work on me..

My fav classic line is "How you doing?"

Nerdy one.. I'll get back to you on that..

[erwinluv95]

i liked the confundus one lolz and yes if some used a harry potter line on me id totally melt just because i would know they would understand harry potter references ♥

[krisbist]

You make me laugh. A lot. Thanks for that.

[Nerdywrockfangirl]

I love all the Harry Potter ones but the best nerdy pick-up line is evidently:

'Is that the snitch? In your mouth?!' *lunges forward to catch snitch*

[blackstrawberrysky]

the wow one made me giggle

[klgherkin]

Favourite moment: I just said "Accio Hot Guy" and you showed up. *nods*

Oh you make me laugh. And seriously that music sounds so seedy when you give your pick-up lines over the top.

[LikeSoTotallyRandom]

Last one by far WIN

[KaylaBird92]

I am the queen of geeky and creepy pick up lines in my group of friends!

I have used probably 75% of the pick up lines you said.

The best time to use them is in a rousing game of "Honey, I Love You."

[Ralfriddle]

the wow one!

[behindthesun02]

This isn't exactly geeky, but it's my friend's favorite pickup line, and has slowly become mine:

GET IN THE VAN.

[omigoshness827]

Another good HP pick-up line:

"You don't have to say Lumos Maxima to turn me on."

[Blawwmkw]

Any HP pick up line would word on me like a charm. ;)

[SamTheWis3]

"This valentine's day, you're my Chosen One" and "You're my tiny ball of light" ;)

You guys know what I mean? eh eh eh eh

And another one is "you'r start codon is turning me on" LOL

[Sarawkweird]

That was creepy. But I liked it.

[elidor67]

"Will you be my constant?" is probably the only one that would work on me because its just so utterly adorable <3

[eireannist]

You have tiny fingers. I'm sure you know that but its just cute.

[OhHeyJade]

@eireannist Yes, yes I do. Well, I am only like 5"1. I'm basically a hobbit. :D

[naginipotter]

"Let's go back to the TARDIS and have human-human meta-crisis if you know what I mean." SOOOO Happy! :-D

[MickeyiAla]

Accio hot guy has to be my most favorite even though they are equally cute and hilarious. 

[DisaroChan]

"Will you be my constant?" <3 I would SO fall for that one.

[iliveonplanetspace]

are my pants turning into a dalek or am i just happy to see you?

[girljump5]

I think I would laugh at all of them, and then go in to some nerdy talk

[thebetatester800]

Do you have any Gallifrey in you? HAS to be the best...and these lines would only work if you said them ;)

[UnfortunateFreakNo1]

I don't have a favorite... their all good. And corny. BUT I imagine that any geeky pick up line would work with me. It's so hard to find a player 2... And no, I have never used a geeky pick up line.

[FiveAM88]

Roses are #ff0000

Violets are #0000ff

All my base

Are belong to you

By far the best. ^__^

[AQFinalQuest]

@FiveAM88 Imma use that...

[tinymini7]

"Mines of Moria." Man how wrong that is.

Love the hoothoot. Too bad there are not that many nerdy girls near my area. The one that are there already have their memory card filled. :..(

[impulse0341]

"All my base are belong to you" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... and sadly not enough nerdy chicks around where I live to use a nerdy pick up line :(

[impulse0341]

The ewok and wokkie one sounds like a bad thing... Im just saying, men dont like their chicks hairy... But it would make me want to ask more questions.

[OhHeyJade]

@impulse0341 That one is supposed to be said by a guy. It's a size thing, not a hair thing. xD

[dangerouslytalented]

noooo not a good idea for a woman to use the tardis as a pickup line... You know, a blue box that is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside...

[yourmumsfacebook]

I love all the doctor who and LOTR lines. they would all work on me :P

[Swaineeymedia]

I have never used a pick up line- I would be too embarrassed! All the pick up lines you hear are cheesy at least with these nerdy ones they are original. A guy once said to my friend:"There's something wrong with my phone?" Friend:"What?" Guy: "You're not in it." Too cheesy for me. I think for nerdy pick up lines I like the Felix Felicis one and the Accio Hotguy- They would make me smile :D

[jawall09]

very cool