McCain meets Levi

[wiflyification]

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*McCain brushes against Levi's hand.*

Levi: WTF are you doing old pervert?

*McCain grabs Levi's hand*

McCain: Don't fight it.

[masterofsomthin]

Augh, shoulder rape!

[krime1988]

I wonder how John Mccain wipes his old, hairy ass with those stiff arms of his... I would love to see Levi just grab his arm & break it. Just right there in front of everybody like its nothing... LOL I bet Mccain would say "Oh fuck no! Not this shit again!" haha

[MACKATTACK1970]

McCain is VERY EXCITED, Levi is going to pose for Playgirl Magazine.

Old McCain is going to purchase every copy of Playgirl Magazine in Phoenix, AZ.

If McCain would feel out his wife as much as he felt up Levi she wouldn't have to go to a used car salesman for her loving.

I wonder how long McCain has had a thing for young men?

[CKAE1441]

I never understood why they had to do this, make it look like the families are close and pretend they like each other. Just ends up looking awkward and forced. Not just McCain but all the candidates.

[radudeATL]

*Touch-touch

*Hug-hug

*Shake-shake

Awwk-waaaard!

[WiseOne6969]

Would make for a good Jerry Springer show. Those Palins are baby factories. Sarah should run with the Octomom in 2012.

[MACKATTACK1970]

McCain is another in the closet Republican Homosexual.

Hey John, why don't you and Levi pick it up in a hotel room.

[vidann1]

McCain is probably telling him "Dude why the hell were you stupid enough to get pregnant, why haven't you two young twits heard of birth control, and I don't care what Sara thinks, you 2 are too you for kids, and she's an idiot anyway??

[cannabisisgood420]

mccains arms are hilarious. lol@him

[jaif4]

Kid got his ass kicked right in to the GOP, he is never getting laid again, his dick is going to run back in to his own ass every time he thinks about sex, John McCain will imbedded in his brain for life every time he wants to have sex, that is fucked up.

[skkeet3678]

my my what SHORT arms you got......

[masterofsomthin]

Aaaaagh...Shoulder RApe!!!!

[redskinschamps]

McCain Is so fake his vp nomination is fake and his "joe the plumber" crap is fake. But american people are so stupid that they fall for this crap. Why cant anyone see through the bull. If Barak wasn't black he'd be running unchallenged

[ROLPLAI]

So no the republicans wants to show us that its ok teenage sex, pregnancy and under age drinking. Oh course mrs. palin didnt know her daughter was drinking and parting and having sex behind her back. But it was very easy for the rest of the world to go online and download all the pics right from there myspace pages. WOW go McCain nice choice

[crazymario3]

sarah palin is fucking retarted. why the fuck would anyone want her to become vice president?

[RedShade087]

McCain reminds me of Solidus Snake from MGS.

[VulgarMessiah]

more like OLD snake

[weisscorey89]

I am intrigued by the Bristol unwed pregnancy, I mean since her mom preac abstainance in church while bristol and levi, go camping :) without family planning tools, and then, of course they were planning on marrying anyhow, Levi mentioned he recieved a promise ring from Bristol he "lost" hunting, but hewould be willing to have the ring tattooed on his hand, so he wont "loose" it again, but he didn't mention that he offered her a promise ring. these women are femenitst who go for what they want.

[figleaf101]

What the fuck was McCain doing with those arm flaps? He looks like Mr Burns from the Simpsons.

[KngMkeIII]

Due to being tortured McCain cannot raise his arms above his shoulders. He was kinda touchy feely though :)

[MyLifeRules76]

Jesus christ your an ass hole. those are his war injuries. you know he actually served this country unlike the idiot in the white house right now.

[Leevo1987]

amen

[SandorFne]

Palin's solution to teenage pregnancy?

MARRIAGE!

[Xeronimo74]

So Republicans are now ok with premarital sex! Wooohooo!

[towel64]

you're a complete idiot.

I guess no one you know has ever made a mistake.

if you're a parent, you child has never EVER EVER done something you told them not to do.

wow, you are parent of the year.

People make mistakes...

republican and democrat.

idiot.

[JuanPaciano]

What with McCain's creepy hand slide down the dude's arm ending with brushing his fingers at the :25sec mark?

[lazyboi1]

he was jacking his arm off

[LoverANDfighter84]

americans scare me

mccain is just a bad pilot and a rich cheating arsehole

palin is bush in drag Hilary and Thatcher are real female leaders Palin should be on Maury

leave the smart people to lead nations.

btw mccain is a spoilt little brat.

a a walkin cancer of the face timebomb.

[lovingmonkay]

and obama is a black terroist who lies ....

[zieg3rman]

Why hello southern white supremacist, how are you?

[bigsoundz]

How can you trust Obama? We've never seen Obama play the flute, pose in a swimsuit, and he can't see Russia from Washington DC. And Michelle Obama doesn't even know how to drive a snowmobile.

[lovingmonkay]

i hate obama how did you get i like obama form what i said...

[crazymario3]

shut the fuck and got off fuckin youtube if thats all u have to say u old styled southerm bitch.

[rayrayskimps]

its so beautiful, john mccain was showin his support for her, she's keeping her baby, and i commend her for that, not killing the inocent baby beacause "she MADE A MISTAKE"

[bubbagaw]

McCain appears to be sexually aroused by young Levi.

[growsupplies]

you took the words right out of my mouth.

[earldylanmead]

lol this video kind of made me horny

[mpshields]

Levi is such a Gorgeous Sexy Handsome HOTTIE!

I want to have his all his children!!!!

[andreamarye16]

these comments are ridiculous.

everyone makes mistakes,

think if you were in her position.

you people are evil.

leave the girl ALONE.

and stop bashing the couple for it too.

people should be proud of Levi for assuming responisibitlity in this situation considering all the drama and press about the story.

[IYIoNsTeR94]

my name is levi thank you

[ashli00oo]

Man Levi is so hot. Levi & Bristol are such cute names too, & they're way cute as a couple!!

[HighLandHotPocket]

"Keep your Johnstons in your Levis people!"(Lovely quote from another poster here on youtube.)

[buddo1999]

Illegitimate babies has been going on forever... Abraham had a child via a handmaiden..

Lot's two daughters slept with their father to have children.. God winked on that ignorance..

The New testament was written for those that understand, when they mess up they have forgiveness as Christ came that all would have that forgiveness But ( Repentance is involved ) To judge the sins of others is taking precedence over that forgiveness they have, There are curses for such evil deeds.

[antiiraqwar]

a handmaiden? are you insane? that's Hagar you are talking about 'the mother of all arabs"

[cruzaroni]

You know Levi is getting tons of attention from hot christian babes who would smoke their abstinence vow to spread their legs for him. I think McCain is saying to Levi, "Now you promised to satisfy Cindy, those Viagras really make me tired."

[AnoukaKC]

FREE LEVI

[ruffinfan03]

What the HELL is Mc Cain doing??!!

[tcbBlu3]

ruffinfan03-What the HELL are you doing associating with Dave Wayne, a known stalker and pedophile? You should be ashamed going along with it! Besides that you're a rude little pig.

[tubenoob101]

very disturbing

[DaKidSiick]

mccain arms r so damn funny to me. i know why his arms r like that...but still lol.

[Parsrebel1]

hahahahahahah SO AWKWARD!!

[Paine1776]

AWKWARD!!!

[Cuddlynutbear]

is it me or was it a little creepy the way McCain kept rubbing Levi's arm. He seemed uncomfortable.

[ymnkmn]

How much did you get paid to say you were the father LEvi

[richardmkeyes]

McPedo/Falin '08

"Teenage pregnancy is a Christian moral."

[Basestar5]

Levi, Don't let them force you to marry her... !!!

[richardmkeyes]

Really. After she forced her to go through with the pregnancy.

Shotgun wedding in 3-2-1

[ThailandKyle]

Damn, I think Sarah Palin's youngest will be like a 1 year old aunt or something. Just seems kind of weird that she could be the vice president.

[jryanwilcox]

What a sad thing to miss a great opporunity to teach kids about safe sex. I just hope they where both tested before the deed. Aids is very unforgiving. Oh right abstinance cures everything

[vdarte]

If you put eyeglasses on McCain, wouldn't he look a bit like Mr. Magoo?

[vdarte]

Poor Levi,

He thought he made a good score on the Gov's daughter, now he has to marry her and worse he will have to listen to Sarah's grating voice for the rest of his life. Young men take a lesson from this sad story -- if you plan to knock up your girlfriend, make sure her mother is not running for office.

[karatedisco]

is just me or does john Mccain seem like Mr Burns ROFL

[KylerKen]

How creepy is Mccain's arm rubbing?

[korky94]

ohh if i stroke your arm, will i absorb the mastery of your alaskan wrist shot?

[lilslim83]

fuck the Palins, all the women are whores especially the mother. The youngest daughter looks like she gives a hell of a blow job.

Mccain is Bristol's baby daddy

[bbmjr]

McCain is apparently showing Levi how to jack off. Notice the hand going up and down his arm, several times. This could also be part of the $1 Billion that the Republicans have spent on abstinence education instead of teaching teenagers about sex in an honest and forthright manner. I wonder what McCain was saying to Levi as he was jacking off his arm? "Kid, this is how to get your rocks off without knocking up the bitch."

[CrunkChipmunk]

Haha, John Mccain is so goddamned sleazy. Pandering senile old fuck that will say and do absolutely anything to win the election. I hate to say it but he's become almost worse than Bush. At least Bush doesn't try and hide the fact that he's a scumbag. Him and Cheney always did whatever they wanted to our country no matter how bad and no matter what anyone said or did to try and stop em. Damned evil deceitful Repuglicans.

[SomethingAwfulYT]

WHITE TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!

[JonGonZyb]

Mmm let me stroke your arm a little bit... yes that's right... just like that...

[cglrcng]

Jesus was a "Community Organizer"...Pontus Pilate was a "Governor."

Wake up America!

[xosofine02]

Poor guy, he just wante some action, now he's ragged off the the republican convention...

[crazypdj]

McCain => 72 going on 95 with history of melanoma.

Palin => ?

[brawnthehulk]

My Uncle Randy jerked off to this video twice.

[prescribeddrone]

McCain sure likes to rub Levi.

[Jpkrao]

She's a sex-addicted whore!

[yukee]

Anyone know what kind of sweater Levi is wearing. I want one!

[Dieguitoberlin]

My name is Levi and I am a redneck. I like hockey and shot guns. If you mess with me, I will kick your ass. I like to hang around with the guys. I don't like babies and small kids.

[CubistCafe]

Yeah, typical Christian family. Condemn other people for being immoral then make excuses when your UNDERAGE daughter gets knocked up OUT OF WEDLOCK!!!

Yeah, let's just ignore that part because that's just normal.

We already got one fucking redneck in the White House, and see where that got us.

If you hate black people that much that you would vote for this family then you will get exactly what you deserve. More of the same.

Trillion dollar debt. China owning our country. War.

[epricks880]

oh and mccain next time just shake the mans hand your so gay old bastard

[epricks880]

wow levi ,your in the perfect family now,you said you was a red neck boy!,while redneck fuck welcome to hell little man ,with yo sick ass twised mother in law ,drunk ass father in law wild whoeish daugther,and oh yeah cancer looking old and crack wife mccain perfect family dont you agree

[mpshields]

Damn it LEVI you are soooo HOT!!!!

Make me pregnant too!!!!

[Blahsmack]

"your body will be perfect for the transplant"

"mmmm yes so ripe and supple"

[ToothySleuthy]

This White Trash angle was pure Karl Rove, a BRILLIANT move to secure & energize the base. The appearance of a conspiracy in the Babygate is scary, recalling earlier b.s. (WMD, 'Saddam was responsible for 9/11' etc.)

On the zimbio website, I've added a "Timeline in the Palin Mystery Pregnancy" on a Bristol Palin page. Can't link it here, I guess.

[CitizenMcCain]

What was McCain saying to Levi? "Son. You really did a number on this Bristol. Let's see your hands. Yup. Big hands....I can only imagine what it must've been like for her. Congratulations Son. By the way Levi...that fleece sweater won't work at the convention. Let's get you measured up for a custom Armani Suit." - McCain (Fictional/Hypothetical)

[msbaltimore1]

lmao

[chevychase]

Very, very creepy groping by McCain.

And Palin has one of those creepy polygamist Texas Mormon hairdos.

[somnolent49]

GRANDPA WONT STOP SCARING BILLY

[bazzz707]

What the hell is he doing that is totaly strange why is he rubbing them like that hahaha they look totaly uncomfortable.

Poor kids.

This old fart for president, no way please.

These people are totaly creepy.

[795re]

fuck Levi is so sexy I would have grabed his dick and stroked him off!! i wish i had Levi's babies!

[NewtNoho]

Get your paws off me old-timer.

[SedanChair]

Thoughts:

1) McCain's short

2) *jacking off two guys motion*

[Yokimato]

Wow, that's fucking weird. He was really stroking the guy, wasn't he?

[wasteofwebspace]

if that baby keeps mccain out of the whitehouse then he's an american hero

[TheDancingCookie]

Hey Bristol, who's the old guy and why does he keep touching me...?

[SoINeedAName48]

Is it just me, or is that video creepy?

Nahhhh - that video IS creepy!

[fartknokker]

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

[CityzenJane]

Who is using the kids?

Who is using Levi? Does he really deserve this?

What crap.

[CindyPDX]

I finally LISTENED to what Soledad (sounds like her) was saying on this report, as I was just so disgusted with McC and how all this is playing out. But I LOVE what Soledad is saying on this.. "I feel like this is a bit of a SOAP OPERA here..." and then what she says later in this is ALSO soooo true!

[willymanet]

This is so so WRONG! on many levels especially for a party parading values...

"What this is encouraging our teens that it is okay to engage in pre-marital sex as long as you promise to get marry to that person eventually."

I know teens sometimes can be teens and they will do things that are not approved by the parents, but it is wrong to be seen as enabling and parading that bad behaviour as something good.

This family is a bad example the American and a torn in republican's flesh.

[CindyPDX]

Willymanet, not only that but SARAH PALIN is against abortion.. saying that even if her daughter was raped she would NOT condone abortion. This woman needs to go far far away and take care of her OWN problems as we have enough to deal with without her trashing America as she has of her own family and home US state of AK

[chevychase]

The McCain ship has already sunk, but noone seems to have told him yet.

[jolwoman]

Okay, here is what I see. I see a scared young man put in an uncomfortable situation.

Rather than judging, John McCain is trying to make him feel comfortable.

[oneyollie]

This is getting sad and pathetic. They are making a mockery out of the whole teen pregnancy problem America has and the Presidential race.

[CindyPDX]

no kidding and Palin wanted this a PRIVATE family matter and we should all but out, but then they do this crap?

Disgusting!

[mrsnet]

Levi looks soooo uncomfortable. I know fathers should be responsible, but I just feel sorry for Levi. They're MAKING him marry this girl and he's so young.

[surlybob]

Wow, the McCain ship is sinking fast! Couldn't happen to nicer folks, I say!!

Looking forward to the debates..

[Smacklug]

McCain: "So tell me Levi, what do you do for fun?"

Levi: "I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some shit and just fuckin' chillin' I guess. Ya fuck with me I'll kick your ass."

[Raindogs111]

Now that's funny stuff right there.

[dhoerst]

That greeting was kinda creepy. He's stroking his arm.

[CindyPDX]

Shotgun wedding in progress and ol' geezer McC will be attending.

He and this whole mess makes me wanna' PUKE!

Any chance Romney can step in and save the day since McC is going down the tubes?

Doesn't matter, I'm voting Obama / Biden. The Repub side is an absolute nightmare - the last 8 years is also proof!

[boognish1975]

i think he just performed the wedding ceremony

"do you *rubrub* take her *rubrub* to be your lawfully wedded wife? *hugsqueezerubrub*"

[GrandMoffTexan]

MCCAIN: Good work, son. Glad you're not one of those homos.

LEVI: Yes, sir!

MCCAIN: And don't worry. After a while, you can trade her in on a younger model.

LEVI: Yes, sir!

.

[Anogram]

LOL

[bilhelm]

Levi's kind of hot for a fifty yard beauty.. Oh well, way to procreate haphazardly. Thanks emsaldanha, best laugh I've had all day!

[buggedvoter]

McCain tells the press hands off and then whores the baby daddy?

Puhleeeze.

[likescissors]

What's up with the arm rubbing?

[emsaldanha]

FRIEND!!!

FRIEND!!!!

[milowent]

this is freakin' bizarre. doesn't anybody punch a kid who knocks up their daughter anymore? instead he gets loved up by a sitting senator and presidential candidate?

[Anomnomnomamous]

They're trying to keep BabyGate in the forefront so they can play victim because they don't want EarmarkGate, ChurchHatesJewsGate, DairyGate and worst of all AIPGate getting any traction in the mainstream media.

[swj719]

Obama got 3 million for a client of Hunter Biden, a guy who spoke at a church once is < than a 20 year preacher, etc etc etc... Do we really want to play this game?

[PharaohNineD]

Yes we want to play the "what Are You Stoopid?", game.

How to play: randomly spew smears that make no sense what so ever. When you could have said this ain't got nothing to do with anything. And moved on.

[swj719]

I'm sorry... Are facts now considered smears? I'll be sure to remember that...

[reisadan]

No normal person moves their arms that much while greeting a couple of people. He must be from Omnicron Persei 8...

[jkhayman]

I wonder if when the hoopla dies down, if they will be raising both of their children!

[202DRoc]

McCain really can't leave those arms up very far. I wonder if they hurt when he does that. Ouch!

[zapponsalvia]

"Hi kids ... oh my those are nice ta-ta's, I woulda knocked her up too! heh heh, I'm just kidding of course, get a life"

[filmbooks]

Am I off base or do you too get the since that this kid is being forced to play nice with the candidate he doesn't in any way support? I hope he sings like a bird to the first microphone thrust his way. Chances are he's bright, passionate, and an Obama supporter.

[masterhook]

This whole thing is a joke, its a set up. McCain know all about all of this shit and know the left would be falling all over them selfs to talk about it, makeing us look like the bad guys. DONT BUY INTO IT, BACK THE FUCK OFF OF HER. Keep in mine that Obama is winning and we need to act like it. Talk about what McCain will do to us and what Obama will do for us. Hit McCain fast and hard and with the trut.

[GBTRU]

Akward.....(in McCain's mind)"Yes I agree with you having premaretal sex, only then getting pregnanat and possibly losing my chance to be elected what is my right because I am a POW, and now you have added more into the wheelbarrow which is your mothers background...Ahhh (rubbing the two childrens arms) you guys make me so happy"

[dafttool]

Talk about a shotgun wedding. Sarah Palin probably pulled her AK-47 on Levi and said, "You've screwed with my family enough; you are marrying my daughter, or else."

[Tristanoliver]

Keep making stuff up and you could get a column at the DailyKos.

[dafttool]

DailyKos? hehe You are quite the comedian. You obviously are an avid watcher of FOX, since they are about the only ones who obsess over that little website.

[JoeFelice]

It doesn't put anything on the table.

[carmie1818]

John McCain- "So you are the two horny little bastards that have caused me so much grief?"

Levi Johnston- "What the hell else is there to do in Alaska?"

John McCain- "Son, I spent 5 years as a POW in a hell hole, don't tell be about boredom...or jerking off" lol.

[bandman48]

damn.. I think McCain is hot for Levi.. he keeps stroking his hand ...