The Chronicles of Chris-chan: The Medallion of Fail

[MrSuperbaldwin]

more security measures? like..a 5 ft fence..with a gate....with a lock

[DrAnonPony]

I don't know why, but I love that sugar cookie rant. It's so amazingly smug.

HEY NICE SUGAR COOKIE. DEY GIVE YOU A SAMPLE OF THAT. DOWN THE GROCERY STORE.

DAT SUGAR COOKIE.

[locnar1988]

Hard plastic, I tell you what.

[carnyzzle]

loyal sonichu fans?

Well, I'm a fan of the animated series...

[hobbit4571]

@carnyzzle the majority of the "fans" are actual just trolls who are trying to trick him

[thefuzz97]

Who can truly fathom the mind of the aspie

[sachatheslayer]

The animation came there all-right!

[MrParkinthedark]

Chris, try to remember some of the basics of CWC... 0:16

[Danielk1996]

Don't count on it Chris-Chan.

[MrToastOmnomnom]

Nintendo said, "fuck you Chris." 

[Sabocalypse]

screw them !!!

in da eaahhhhhh LMAO

[TheYTChronicles]

Who would of thought that one day a 13 year old boy would blackmail him into breaking that precious medallion and shoving it up his ass on camera.

[M4NDON]

WAIT! You're telling me I could've had an authentic Sonichu medallion this entire time!? HOT SHIT!

[fattoler]

"More security measures"? Really? The sad thing is I can easily imagine Chris seeing his rubbishy trinket as being a highly sought after item on par with the Crown Jewels or the Ark Of The Covenant.

[RedZHunter]

@OLee82 Yes that's right, Vince Russo finally got to him.

[AntTheGuy]

HAAARD PLASTIC.

[an070n]

Lol at him thinking the reply is actually directly addressed to him rather than a default reply they send to idiots with stupid ideas.

[TylerRVG]

"screw them...

...IN THA EEEIIIEEAAAHHHHHHHRRRR!"

[OLee82]

Jim Cornette O_O

[KlaxTheUnholy]

@OLee82

Holy shit...

[hypermetalsonic]

I miss these golden years of Chris Chan.. trolls trolled too hard, milked this lol cow dry :(

[rnigma]

Security meshchurs.

[MorshuTheShopKeeper]

Watching Chris-Chan makes anyone feel like a much better person.

[EponymousKid]

Jesus, his voice sounds so much deeper than it does in more recent videos.

And is it just me, or does Chris's weight fluctuate dramatically? Maybe it's the camera angle, but he looks way, uh, heftier than he does in vids from 2010 onwards.

[shitflopgaymershow]

@EponymousKid

i thought this guy was trial by court or does he have a recent account active? if so what is it? i can't believe such an individual gets away with these video but i have to admit...i'm entertained LMFAO

[MrSuperefg]

people should send poorly hand written letters like this NINTEUO MAKE SOINCHU DA GAME PWZ and scribble chris chans signature on the bottom.

[SteveeAlbino]

I need one of those medallions so I can complete my chris chan cosplay

[SlipMeATwenty]

CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC

[videogamenostalgia]

I love how Nintendo essentially told him to fuck off and that they couldn't be bothered to look at his game idea, and he inferred from that letter that they're playing hard to get and he should harass them even more...

[7698466]

I hate this thing so much. I use the term thing, because I cannot be sure if it is human or not.

[TheJinxrr]

Since Chris' version of text-insertion in videos is literally holding up a piece of paper with handwritten text; would 'animations' just be... flipbooks? Really badly drawn flipbooks?

[dantegx8]

looking at this with snowflakes in the foreground scares me out of my mind.

[VVD]

Don't thumbs down, it populace; it is merely a mirror upload so we can enjoy what was once was, and go forward into the future with this knowledge inhand.

[sebamkfan]

"they know my address and my phone number, they have it in their systems"

In the recycle bin that is.

[SomeBlokeLol]

I think the funniest thing in all of this, is that he not only expects his ex classmates to somehow watch this video, but call him once they have done so... I'd be like hell no mate.

[AxelWedstar411]

How ironic that this fat fuck has no concept of comedy and yet is the source of so much of it.

[Cujucuyo]

@AxelWedstar411

Much like a turd placed somewhere funny

[satinsguard]

Whenever I see one of these videos, I realize that no matter how fucked anyone's life is, they will never be as fucked up, sheltered, babied, and egotistical Chris is.

[MrIPspLock]

This hurts to watch.

[gokugetem]

Chris had obviously learned the word "fruition" three minutes before he filmed this video... and then promptly forgot it.

[yakacm]

he's actually quite entertaining, but deffo pure sweet sweet troll bait, it's a sad indictment of today's society that a daft wee dweeb can’t just spaz out on TY without being trolled, I am not saying it’s wrong, I am not saying it ain’t funny, I ain’t even saying that he’s not asking for it, I’m just saying that’s all.

[XxSeeDx]

How can he complain about Asperchu, knowing he's said this. 

[xRagma]

when suicidal thoughts pass trough my mind, i watch this video and they just disappear 

[TheHowks]

Incredible. Completely out of his fucking mind.

[pochopaz7381]

1:30 Which they do in your case

[SirHerpington]

>Lives with parents

>30 years old

>WEARS A MEDALLION OF SONIC EVERYWHERE HE GOES

>Obviously the strongest person in the world

>HIIISSS VVOOIICCEE

WHY DOES THIS MAN LIVE

[jamondo17]

@SirHerpington gods a funny person that way isn't he?

[Cybernator23]

@SirHerpington Correction Sonichu :P

[ChristophVonChocobo]

IN DA EEEAAAAH

[DSmoothMike]

So, how did your semen taste like?

[TheReturnOfGse9]

The angle makes him look even more bald.

[tomeoffinland]

There was an episode of King of the Hill, first season I believe in which Peggy sends a song to a country singer and receives a similar form letter in return. She behaves in much the same manner as Chris did, misconstruing the letter as a glowing endorsement of her genius. Chris must have seen that episode and come to the same conclusion as Peggy did, not understanding the point of the episode.

[SmashBroDx]

@tomeoffinland

I don't see how he could've, because like all badly-written King of the Hill eps starring Peggy, she didn't learn her lesson, and cosmic forces went out of their way to make it seem like she was right all along (when said country singer SUDDENLY started singing about Hank's life).

If anything, that episode reaffirmed Chris' notion of NEVER re-evaluating himself and admitting he was wrong.

[444Tazer]

I can eat a sugar cookie, Chris. Sugar cookies are great. Plus I have a hell of a higher chance using sugar cookies to meet women than I do with your medallion.

[LondoninColouredRain]

SOMEONE SAY SUGAR COOKIES? :D

Everyone else: Chris Chan.

... Never mind.

[VZMkII]

His voice at 3:19.

[sillierok]

this guy is fucking cool and i want to be just like him some day

[juppukun]

0:27-0:46

Thiis is chris pretending we give a shit

[Paumonsu]

In da eeeeeeeeahhhhh

[mmtigan]

@MrEpiclyrandom You're still not trying.

[mmtigan]

@MrEpiclyrandom 0/10

[mmtigan]

@MrEpiclyrandom There we go, getting them edited... Getting them edited is the art, but that should be separated from taking the actual photograph. Otherwise any idiot who knows how to put a film inside a camera, click a button and develop the photos thinks he's an artist. "Art" implies adding a piece of your humanity to something, through the act of creation. Taking a photo is about as complex an act as flushing the toilet and even cats learn how to do that.

[lpgurlnj]

@MrEpiclyrandom He has the mentality of a child and he's obsessed with this made-up character named Sonichu. A grown man wouldn't think or act like this.

[euphorium420]

jesus... this makes me want to overdose

[DafyddCymraeg]

.... *goes to grocery store*

[CantXTouchXTobi]

Loyal sonichu fans? WHERE?

[SarchasmFallout]

Respond to this video... All he needs is faith to be a nun. He's got chastity taken care of with that medallion.

[JohnMooreification]

That receding hairline...

[TheNintendoJuggalo]

There's a bit of gay on his neck there...

[RichiesGranpa]

0:17 "In the eeaaaaaayyyyaaaagghh"

[SESdisciple]

CWC's Sonichu medal must be like a chastity ring with lifetime effects.

[amshastronaut]

"How are you to know? Well, that's for your own understanding." WAT

[Edfan10]

0:01 yes, to all the sonichu fans...all 1 of them-OH WAIT....all 0 of them.

[tmanuel44]

HELP IAN MAKE SONICHU HAPPEN! IT'S IN YOUR HANDS PEOPLE!

[FurySaterra64]

Screw them...INDA AAAAIIIIRR!!!

[MsAckAck]

Who the hell besides Chris-chan would want to wear that medallion?

[lpgurlnj]

@MsAckAck My idiotic, gay 60-something year old 2nd cousin who tries to piss off my folks all of the time and always tries to get attention from people. He literally doesn't tuck his damn rainbow flag necklace under his collar and has an annoying squeaky voice. He also has a fetish for trains. o.O

[DarkInception]

Meanwhile the people at nintendo are laughing there asses off and saying "he thinks we actually care hahah XD"

[gurugurugirl45]

...he motivates me too go out side more... i dont want to end up like this guy..

[samurai0rezurii]

I say we spend our money on sugar cookies instead of this fuckhead. Sugar cookies are delicious.

[DarkInception]

@samurai0rezurii its depressing that some of our money goes to him -_-

[Chesterthesocklover]

@samurai0rezurii

I made some sugar cookies today

hurr dee hurr

[samurai0rezurii]

@Chesterthesocklover Use them wisely...

[bluereaper75]

hes like alan, from the hangover, only worse...

[AntDude92]

IN DA EAH

[gothicspoon]

I think that he's just been spoiled beyond repair.

He was raised to always believe he was right, that nothing he does will ever be wrong, and that he can do whatever he wants.

I know people like that. They're not autistic, just formatted to believe they are almighty and all-knowing .

Unless he inherits a fortune, as soon as his parents pass away he will be on the streets, won't be able to adapt to society, and perhaps then he'll realize what's going on. Perhaps. Only time will tell.

[sirpico123]

@gothicspoon trouble is, if he inherits a fortune, its a guarantee that either, chris will blow it or some troll will extort it from him.

[LauraIsPink]

he actually thinks that someone wants to steal his precious "medal"! well yes actually i'm sure a lot of people want to steal that "medal" made by crayola fucking model magic and burn it.

[some14u2no]

@LauraIsPink you mean "mehdul" lol

[LauraIsPink]

@some14u2no oh right! lol thanks :)

[MrAbawmidabull]

someone should make a sonichu game, and make a million dollars on it. and use that money to buy a gun. and kill this man-child.

[TonyBMan]

Chris-chan did ED. now its known as OH INTERNET (moar like Oh jewternet amirite?)

[BattleButlerJeeves]

"Parody"

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[straken9k1]

This guy is insane.

[Quart]

You know, when I watch these...I keep forgetting how old his is. Then I remember..and this huge rage build up. Then I get freaked out...because hes 30. Then I cry....because hes 30.

[LordAndrew]

FREWISHUNFREWISHUNFREWISHUNFRE­WISHUNFREWISHUN

[BunrakukenIII]

Only Chris could have read a bulk 'FU' mailshot as a positive endorsement.

[Iemanonymous1]

I wanted my idea as a video game.

Know what I did?

I sat the fuck down and learned how to make it myself.

[SupaMarioX]

@Iemanonymous1 RPG Maker Vx is fucking simple to use, I mess with it all the time. Even an autistic blubbering fuckup like Chris could use it.

[Iemanonymous1]

@SupaMarioX I was talking about Danmakufu, but whatever suits you.

[SupaMarioX]

@Iemanonymous1 TURN OFF THE LIGHTS - AND I GLOW!

[nickgbruns]

Basically, nintendo said fuck off

[DJVTrans]

I bet nintendo were like,

Nintendo Worker:Hey Boss,you gotta see that retarded idea!.

[ApacheMan2K]

@DJVTrans More like "copyright-infringing idea", and Fils-Aimes would report Sonichu to Satoru Iwata and Satoshi Tajiri, and BINGO -- international lawsuit.

[GreyMatter00Duh]

I feel bad. I make comics and am living with my parents. D: I am looking for a job, but it still makes me feel bad I could fuck up hugely and might end up like Chris. x.x

[IDeafpool]

@GreyMatter00Duh no.

[GreyMatter00Duh]

@IDeafpool But I should still worry?

[IDeafpool]

@GreyMatter00Duh yes. it's easy NOT to be like chris tho. u just need to NOT fail at at least 1 (one) thing. u can:

draw well

have a girlfriend/boyfriend (even ugly or stupid)

have ANY job, or go to college

do not strutter

have an IQ level over 50

do 5 push-ups

wear normal clothes

shit in the toilet and not in ur pants lemme know whitch is it.

[GreyMatter00Duh]

@GreyMatter00Duh Well I am lookin' for a job and can draw alright. .o.

But I can do all the other things alright.

[616TheBeast616]

@GreyMatter00Duh Look, even if you fuck blow up dolls, drink your own jizz, and have phone sex right next to your parents you won't be as bad as Chris. The thing is that Chris FILMS THIS SHIT and posts it online!

[mrslash11]

@GreyMatter00Duh No. You are fine. It takes a large amount of commitment to be like Chris. You said you were looking for a job, you are already way better than Chris. Drawing comics is something that a lot of people do. I'm not a great artist, but it's kind of fun to do when you have down time.



[reuben0110]

IN DA EEYA.

[iNvictaStudios]

Nintendo Just said "Fuck off, we don't give a shit."

[ApacheMan2K]

Wow ... this megalomaniac thought that he was gonna make actual video games, cartoons and action figures with his so-called "original" creation? That Sonichu would be the next best thing to actual works like "Sonic the Hedgehog", "Pokemon" or "The Legend of Zelda"? And if Chris' works are "parodies", then "Spaceballs" is a porno spoof of "Star Wars". But most of all, why would Nintendo OR Sega reject his ideas? Not just because they're unsolicited but also because Sonichu is retarded.

[KiraShake]

"How are you to know? Hm... that's for your own understanding."

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT?

[AtomicBlizzard12]

How the fuck did i end up here from starting with a Sonic Heros video?

[Joeydizzle90]

who in the hell would want to steal that jizz covered monstrosity?! get over urself fat ass.

[PvtRichardCranium]

We need to find the original medal and destroy it. It must be the source of his power...

[chanze555]

You didn't make anything all you did was combine two highly copyrighted characters together. Of course they wouldn't make your shit game.

[444Tazer]

I'll say this much. He takes rejection well.

[lpgurlnj]

If he has autism, then I'm an extraterrestrial lifeform. He has no symptoms of autism at all!

[sirpico123]

@lpgurlnj my sentiments exactly and delusional,egotistical,indolen­t,fat ass, fat gut, man boobs,bent dick arent either

[Wayavas1337]

@lpgurlnj hes got asperger

[lpgurlnj]

@Wayavas1337 Asperger's is a form of autism. It's part of the spectrum of autism. It can range from mild to severe. There is no way he has asperger's at all. He is just a retarded freaky bum whom is wasting social security checks on his fetishes.

[Wayavas1337]

@lpgurlnj if you can diagnose or undiagnose autism then you should be a pro psychiatrist

[lpgurlnj]

@Wayavas1337 I have Asperger's Syndrome and I don't act anything like that freak at all. I work part-time at a grocery store making money to put me through university to become a photographer. I am nothing like that fool lol.

[SarchasmFallout]

@lpgurlnj He probably has Landau-Kleffner syndrome.

[lpgurlnj]

@SarchasmFallout Or "I have the mentality of a horny teenager for life" syndrome lol.

[mmtigan]

@lpgurlnj He seems to have asperger.

[lpgurlnj]

@mmtigan I have Asperger's Syndrome and I have worked with it to become a successful person in society. I attend university full time, work part time, and have ambitions and working to become a photographer. Chris-Chan, on the other hand, is just a lazy piece of shit that is wasting our tax payer's money on inflatable sex dolls and hating men because he's a fat slob who doesn't shower often.

[mmtigan]

@lpgurlnj Well good for you, but having asperger and being a lazy piece of shit are not two mutually exclusive states of mind. Also, find a real art, photography is for really lazy people who want to call themselves artists for pointing and clicking.

[lpgurlnj]

@mmtigan Excuse me?! It is a real art. It is not pointing and clicking. I don't use a point and shoot camera. I have to focus lenses, open lenses, develop film by hand in chemicals, develop film, and edit it with either software of chemicals. I'm not a lazy person like Chris-Chan. Next time, do some research on real photography art. Look at Ansel Adams. He's famous for his works. Stupid ignorant piece of shit!

[mmtigan]

@lpgurlnj Creating something that has not been created before, such as a painting, a song, a piece of literature, or directing a movie that is art. Clicking a button that captures something that's already there on a film which you then transfer to a paper that you dip in liquid is not art. Photography is as much an art as washing dishes in the dark. Stop being a faggot and thinking that just because you take a picture of something someone else made you're a fucking artist. You're a machinist.

[InformationPollution]

@mmtigan You can say it's not an art, but it's at least a skill that takes years to master and a large degree of technical know-how. Professional photography isn't like tourist photography. You don't just point a tiny digital camera at something. You have to adjust half a dozen different variables depending on light, distance, color, etc. You want to tell me you can point and click and get something worthy of National Geographic? If so, I'd be happy to point and click my way into mad money

[deadshot666]

@InformationPollution zomg half a dozen.

[mmtigan]

@InformationPollution This sounds a lot more decent already.

[lpgurlnj]

@mmtigan Take your stupid trolling ass out of here, peasant. I'll be laughing all the way to the bank when my portraits and works become global and well-known, you c*nt!

[mmtigan]

@lpgurlnj That's cool bro, but it won't make you an artist or any less of a retard.

[lpgurlnj]

@mmtigan Du-te dracului, fund-stergeti.

[mmtigan]

@lpgurlnj I'm assuming that, retarded as you are, you didn't take the time to consider that google translates mot-a-mot and that every language has different curse idioms that have no equivalent in other languages, am I right?

[lpgurlnj]

@mmtigan You are not worth my time. You're the retard here for wasting my time by writing back to me.

[Yourebuying]

@lpgurlnj No, he's got raging aspergers.

My girlfriend works with kids who have aspergers and more severe forms of autism and she works with one kid who is a chris-chan in the making, only he's made up his own bionicle characters.

[lpgurlnj]

@Yourebuying That's quite sad that there's a Chris-Chan in the making. Some of the cases are so severe, those who have it are stuck with the mentality of a child for life. I have a very mild slight case of Asperger's Syndrome, but I work with it and use it to focus hard on my photography. I've pretty much overcame it and that's awesome your gf works with children with Asperger's. It takes someone with a gift and a lot of patience to do that.

[Yourebuying]

@lpgurlnj You've got it right on the money, the potential "chris-chan" cases usually have an effective limit to their mental maturity. In a lot of cases people on the lighter end of the spectrum simply hit certain milestones later in life.

They've also found there's a correlation to the proportion of gifted people with aspergers and delayed, not "stunted" emotional development.

[sidMGS]

INTHEAAAAAR

[JohnJoe18]

Best Sugar Cookie, This Hard Plastic HAAAAARD Plastic!

[ApacheMan2K]

@JohnJoe18 Yes, it are plastic.

[TheMadnessmastermind]

wow just wow

[Stiglitz51]

He sent an idea for this Sonichu character. Christian really is a retard and obviously doesn't know what copyright is.

[ApacheMan2K]

@Stiglitz51 He also doesn't know what "original creation" really means, either.

[Stiglitz51]

@ApacheMan2K Yep... Too true. You'd think the guy would've got off the internet earlier.

[ZePwner350]

I have autism and I am laughing my ass off at this looser!

[HoLOLcaust]

@ZePwner350 It's spelled "loser" you asspie.

[ZePwner350]

@HoLOLcaust

Sooorrrrryyy!!!!!!!!!! Stop menstruating for 2 seconds, I just made a typo! Jezus!

[HoLOLcaust]

@ZePwner350 YOUR GRAMMAR, IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!

[ZePwner350]

@HoLOLcaust

Pal, what do you think this is, English Class?

[HoLOLcaust]

@ZePwner350 I am disappoint. 

[IDeafpool]

@ZePwner350 bullshit. autistic ppl don't have asses.

[MittensInc]

Screw them...in the ear!! Lulz

[6hundred3score6]

I'd love him to come on and say it was all a joke he doesnt have aspergers he would be the greatest troll of all time... ever...

but those thought belong in fantasy, where chris lives..

[dxjrules5]

@6hundred3score6 He made something like that. I think it was called "Rollin' and Trollin'"

[Zipshysa]

The problem with Chris-Chan's "parody" is that by definition, a parody must acknowledge that they are not ORIGINAL, and he has stated, many, MANY times, that Sonichu is his "original character."

[SoulStarStudios]

Hey, fucktard.

If it's not meant to be funny, it's NOT A DAMN PARODY.

DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT A FUCKING PARODY IS?

[LunaECify]

IN THA EAAHHH

[crazycincyguy]

I bet Chris is jumping for joy since ED is dead.

[junkietomato]

@crazycincyguy But ED is back.

[flexwheelR]

CWC puts the "fruit" in fruition....

[sweetmilkproductions]

if its HARD plastic it couldnt be a MEDALLION

You know how the average american hated George Bush for giving people a