KARATE KID kicks disabled girl (comedy)

[andytechnodude]

XD the action of you shooting the rasin is fucking funny

[cruzybear]

Better off dead... i tried skiing on one ski to win the heart of a girl.... broke my leck and my collar bone hitting a tree

[KennedyCorey]

@cruzybear haha! I know that movie man! Real lifes a bitch.....nice one!

[cruzybear]

@cruzybear lol right??

I didnt even have a Camaro to keep me company either xD

[Katy1173]

lmao this made me laugh so hard

[TheBigwill31]

lmmfao, "shes got nuts and raisins all over her face"

[KennedyCorey]

@TheBigwill31 yeah she was covers in powder...i think it was flower but it was wet....she was mad but you couldnt really tell, only cause i saw her eyes

[ZOMG1252]

my story... put it this way don't put mentos in a new bottle of coke while ur inside the house

[septicbrainfluid]

cool story bro

[KennedyCorey]

@septicbrainfluid thank you sir....brainfluid guy...cool name

[bored2deathish]

we need to settle this

why was the new karate kid called karate kid if the boy learned kung fu

"I will teach you kung fu" and then the big sign saying KARATE KID pops up in the trailer

[roseykisses3]

lol your funny :)

[KennedyCorey]

@roseykisses3 Thanks,....have a Merry X-Mas!

[roseykisses3]

@KennedyCorey its true! and you also have a merry x-mas...soon me and my friend will have videos up ..i hope you will like them :D

[im2cool2cool]

i was beeing picked on i grade 7 and this kid cornerd me out side and i punched him in the face XD never had a problum agien :3 also epic story u should have a tv show XD

[KennedyCorey]

@im2cool2cool yeah its always the same...if ur not scared to fight nobody wants to fight ya...u learned early....good job!

[im2cool2cool]

@KennedyCorey thanks XD

[LowLowSpinners]

lol funny story a lil bit bad about the retarded kids part

[NieNieXCreations]

hehe this is awesome my friend (;

[KennedyCorey]

@NieNieXCreations thanks alot....mucho appreco...trying to learn Spanish..haha

[NieNieXCreations]

@KennedyCorey

Oh yeah hehe Spanish is awesome. I have some Brazilian words down. lol.

[fallature]

hahahahha very funny!

[daisyrine]

Thanks for sharing.. it is really funny..keep up the good work..

[KennedyCorey]

@daisyrine thanks 4 sying so...have a great weekend!

[sorazon111]

that avatar last air bender movie i tryed bending and elements when i got home and i ducked and then is kicked pretending to fight some one and i kicked over a vase and it fell and my mom was right there so she got really pisses!!!!

[KennedyCorey]

@sorazon111 hahaa...tht movie rocked!!! Nice

[TheNatasha12345678]

awesome lol.

[KennedyCorey]

@TheNatasha12345678 thanks!!! glad u liked it N

[eldaine]

awesome. I get pumped up after those movies too.

[james65508]

good video :) haha its funny :D ive never seen the movie Karate kid :(

[KennedyCorey]

@james65508 check it....you'll like it, its like a classic.

[james65508]

@KennedyCorey thank you :) peace

[PatricktheDoody]

ussually i hate it when people send me videos, this is an exception, geat story 

[KennedyCorey]

@PatricktheDoody yeah i hate sending vids out to peeps i dont know but its the only way i think....thanks 4 watchin!!

[GhettoBlaster100]

So when did you start using steroids? XD

[KennedyCorey]

@GhettoBlaster100 I dont know....gotta keep it reall!!!...no idea what I;m saying...i dont but thanx

[GhettoBlaster100]

@KennedyCorey lol, ur a funny dude

[MrsuperflyG]

cool story bro. scarface didnt work out 4 me -.- i had to do 5 years

[KennedyCorey]

@MrsuperflyG HAHAHA....sorry man, jail sux!!

[zeroboarderBFMV99]

"Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood" nothing in that movie worked for me! Like I tried getting a job by putting my hobbies as drinking, smoking weed, and all sorts of ill shit... didn't get it :(

[dlbiininja]

Lol, Good Story Kennedy. Just now going through me e mail and seeing this. I LMAO. Thanks for sharing bro.

[flanegien11]

Corey, you sent me this video but i've already seen it. I'm a huge fan.

[KennedyCorey]

@flanegien11 sorry im always sending it to the wrong groups...haha..... got a new one out today about 1st time drinking....think you'll like it....ttyl, Corey

[zawhooshck]

Thanks for sending me this hahahahahahah

[ZeRaikou]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

funny 

[zakaria888]

spam

[aquafishes]

You should write a book with all your funny stories in it- Don't know what to call it though? Cheers! Hannah's Dad...

[Zooroonies]

dude ur so frickin funny!

[mankeycmankeydo]

im suprissed ur not a youtube parter or are u???

[KennedyCorey]

@mankeycmankeydo I dont really know, they (Google) asked me to be for a specific video I did but I took along time to get back to them so I think they recinded it ....something like that anyway....haha...thnaks 4 wayching and have a great Sunday!

[sparklz15]

Hahaha oh man I cant stop laughing!!!!! love the way you tell stories!!!

[KennedyCorey]

@sparklz15 thanks for the complement...i need some time to make a new one...too busy working....have a great weekend!

[Friday032610]

@bergsee993 I just send friend invites. That way you don't need to post comments like this. I only sub if someone subs me first. Real simple.

[CleanWildDevil]

Lol , hey man wazzup

funny great story, well my answer to your question is, once i saw bruno << i think its written like that, anyway, i couldn't handle i just threw the dvd away...fuck that movie

and im sorry if you love it dude

so, keep it up yo,nice vid!!

[KennedyCorey]

@CleanWildDevil yeah, it sucked.....after te movie i asked for my money back....nobody was there except for janitor.

[AlexandraNagem]

The one girl thought it was a meteor-- she didn't even know what happened! LMFAO. Nice story. <3

[KennedyCorey]

@AlexandraNagem She was screaming all crazy!....it was funny

[KennedyCorey]

haha...yeah lifes tough when your young...it's funny now though....thats killer!

[acecartoons]

HA! You reminded me of 7th grade when I fought a dude twice my size. I tried to kick him in the nuts and he caught my leg, held it and proceeded to hold it while he punched me repeatedly in the head! I literally took a beating while standing on one foot while my attacker held up my other leg!

I think we all thought the Crane kick from Karate Kid was the answer...

[indecisive2confused]

lmao great video thanks for requesting it to me corey im so subscribing

[flanegien11]

Tell the story about 'that one night at camp' yea Corey...I know all about it

[flanegien11]

You were right its called quadropolygic

[yogort23]

Dude. you're funny as hell.

[TheRealGhostShaman]

hahaha I thought you were gonna see you went to kick the bully and he swept your leg...still funny

[holmie89]

You should be a comdian you are just outrageous good video and keep up the good work. have a good one!

[catfat17]

is it me or are your videos getting better and better :)

[Missappletoffee]

THE ONLY WORDS THAT COMES TO MIND IS WTF??? XDD LOLZ OOOOO- THE MOVIE spartan's 300 or whatever..... i thought it would be cool to say the kings line like " this is sparta!!!'" that during gym and see if everyone would join be in beating the other team in doge ball CUZ i got stuck with all the nerds that wanted to talk and not play ya i said that and a ball came and smacked me in the face.....only thing that went through my mind in the moment was damn nerds....xD

[Missappletoffee]

THE ONLY WORDS THAT COMES TO MIND IS WTF??? XDD LOLZ

[pop909000]

you sound like my cousin when hes drunk

[KirstieA2009]

the bit where you said about your shoe going into the cookie mix i spat my drink every where lol, ah poor girl, i would have pannicked too if that was me

[darkmasterxeanhort]

lol CRITICAL FAILURE!!! Well at least you learn from your mistake of not tieing your shoes -w-' lol When I was like 5 or something my mom told me that when I was young I went naked and recited the mask all the time wearing my moms Cowgirl hat!X/D SMOKIN! ROFL! Ok thats enough embaresment for me! :,D

[reonin6]

Retarded girls lol such an awesome story :D

[123456789107530]

haha these vids are good and funny,do you just like pop the jokes outta your head right away or does it take time cause their good

[MadiLicious1998]

omg i forget what the movies called, i tink it was called shadow or sumthin and it has al these ninja chinese pplz in it and theyre all badass and shit, they dont even have 2 b able 2 c or hear and they can stil mes u up and stuf and they hide in shadows and stuf...ok dats my describtion lol and me and my brother wtached this movie like 5 or 6 months ago, and we wantd 2 copy the ninjas (we were 11) and we get sum shirts and tie it around our heads and wel... i was good, and my bro sucked lol

[lovemeforme95]

hahaha i like his sound effects lol

great job

[kaykay661562]

Oh hell nawww, not the rice krispy squares! xD

[Vilenerve]

You just made my day,dude!=)) And Karate Kid was one of my childhood's fav. movies...Too bad they F'ed it all up with a remake about some kid who studies Kung Fu in China...

[MadiLicious1998]

@Vilenerve hello!!! the new karate kid was awesome...well i do think the old 1s were better but jayden smith is only like 9 r sumthin, giv em a breakk :) idk i miss mr. miagi or watever tho lol jackie chan wasnt a good dude for the part i dont think...bonzai!! :)

[ltuomela]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! thanks for the share bro..to funny man...

[hs41982]

hahaha i feel like a dick laughing. send more bro.

[ltuomela]

@hs41982 yea thats a good way to put it..lmao!

[nachosNapples]

hey the first vid that says the r word and i dont find it offending. nice.

[caleb5554]

17 cripple girls watched this video

[MadiLicious1998]

@caleb5554 lol haha nice 1 :)

[Bringit257]

Lolz.

[eddienope]

dude you keep suggesting me your videos. but dont give me wrong. i really enjoy watching them.

PS: you are a face acrobat :D

[tomitstube]

lol, nice story telling. you gotta watch them fight movies. back in the day there was some gang movie, i forget the name, but there was a big stink because there were fights after each showing.

there's a study with little kids, they leave them alone to play with a room full of toys while violent images like fighting runs on a t.v., pretty soon the kids who are watching start doing the fight moves on the the other kids. the opposite happens with no violence in the shows.

[ZxSkyLineKidxZ]

Hahaha "The Moral of the story: Tie your shoes tight".....Hmm I never tried anything from a movie...maybe wrestling lol

[TheHooDooQueen]

OG you are funny Corey.....I guess all of us who like you so much know you'd be our best friend if we were neighbors! :)) Hey, go and listen to my 2....yes that's 2 new videos ~ bitchen :))

[funnyfootballs]

0:55 hihi :)

[thedeadseekrevenge1]

very good dude kinda made ur self seem slow loved it hahah and is parapalegic? or however u spell it lol

[nuwavevidspud]

you saw original Karate Kid movie. cool

[rol1081]

aww that was nice of you to help her lol loved the vid

[BosnianMusic]

Another great funny video,love the way you tell the story,your facial expressions make it even more funny and it captures our attention right away.Keep up the good work man it's worth to watch your video because you make us laugh and you change our feelings sharing your positive energy !!Bravo Corey!!

[KennedyCorey]

@BosnianMusic hahaha~! thats a nice thing to say!....positive energy....thats cool.

thanks!

[TheHooDooQueen]

Corey you are just an absolute nut :)) You make me laugh out loud with your funny faces and silly story! Also you sure did get some good replies on here, I've just read a couple, Dancing Spiderman and Benthemiester....those are funny! 'Single handedely set Mexican's back 500 years!' .... that is a funny line ... it's great to laugh so thanks to you'all :)) I made my first video/music tonight and also added a little of my twisted sense of humor LOL :)) It's GOOD music!

[KennedyCorey]

@TheHooDooQueen thanks for the comment, congrats putting up a vid, its scary at first but i'll check it....hae a great weekend!

[pacman812]

ALoha Bra dig yer shit

A.B.

[DancingSpiderman]

0:08 Instead of hating this kid, you should love this kid. WHY?

Because, just like you, he's also an asshole , that-->*

You have asshole-in-common. Therefore, no reason to hate.

Actually, if all people get truly man enough, there's no reason to hate anybody else.

But, back to the issue at hand.

Speaking only to the dude in the video... you and the person you "hate"; DON'T hate each other. LOVE EACH OTHER. Nut-hugg each other. But shake hands FIRST. And shake hands AFTERWUDS. BUT DONT FIGHT

[TheMessiahComes]

Thats a cool story.

[Keeby12]

Great stuff man, great stuff :-)

[Selenaloverily13]

This is funny! Thanks for sharing with me!

[dsim200000]

They had rice krispie squares back then? lmaoooo

[ikemama88]

oh dont forget to Finagle A Bagel

[DancingSpiderman]

@ikemama88 I myself... I like to drive on over to QuikTrip, buy some donuts, the ones without the holes. They know me over at the QT... I tells them ... "i'ma gonna take these donuts without holes home...i'ma gonna make my OWN holes..." The customrrs get a good laugh at 130AM... the employees already heerd it before...

[ikemama88]

ever see Tosh.0...kinda describes his storys like him and theyre great...keep up the good work haha.

[KennedyCorey]

@ikemama88 I will...thanks!

[sweetsilver16]

Haha great stuff :)

[phoenix9ty]

oh my gosh boy. you are way to funny. do you ever make yourself start to laugh and have to stop your video process???

[KennedyCorey]

@phoenix9ty haha,,,not yet....smetimes if my frineds r there they laugh and it messes me up

[NatasiaZebra2134]

hahahha:)

[youcankissmyass1]

lol gunny accent. are you spanish?

[ximicrazy]

Lol Interesting story

Thanks for sharing

[33marsupilami]

Super genius vidéo 500000000000°°°°°°°°°°°°°, bravo, joselito

[benthemiester]

I saw a movie where a guy showed this girl how to get ketchup out of a bottle when it was at the bottom. He turned the bottle upside down and swung it with is arm real fast in a centrifugal motion and it worked great. Well, one time me and my buddy where at a Beverly Hills cafe and we were the only two beaners there. I tried the same trick but didn't I didn't check to see if cap was tight and I got ketchup all over these two Beverly Hills divas. I single handedly set Mexicans back 500 years.

[KennedyCorey]

@benthemiester Hahaaha!!!......that woulda been the best vid EVER!....Good 4 u!

[DancingSpiderman]

@benthemiester VERY good, dude ! Yeah woulda liked to have seen that happen...

[MadiLicious1998]

@benthemiester haha fail :)

[KennedyCorey]

@catexpert yeah my best friend did that when we were kids with his rubber boot.....he kept kickin till it shot off...right threw a window......we were gonna play video games but after that I fucked off home fast before his Dad got there....oh Momma!!!

[1BEAN097SHUFF]

I watched Master Sheff ended up destroing every thing and blowing up the microWave :\

[ComradeBoys]

Good One Corey - You speak Well !!!

[KennedyCorey]

@ComradeBoys I try... i get excited sometimes

[missmakeupteenxo]

LOL!

[NewAgeWorldMusic]

cool video

[heavybows]

great video

[yosiwaswas]

omfg im loling so hard!!!

[jeanetterocks]

Wow, love the story, thx for the share!

[KennedyCorey]

@jeanetterocks thanks!!

[drnorris56]

lol good one

[iksas2544]

nice moral lol

i wached king kong and got my as handet to

[iksas2544]

nice moral lol

[1tigerblood]

lol great funny one

[Brendino99]

lol intense

[09tranm]

LOL!!!!!

Did that really happen or are you just makig this up?

Either way that's funny.

[KennedyCorey]

@09tranm yeah it happened, but the teacher came in half way through and I got a detention.

[YoungPimpsta420]

haha he reminds me of bas rutten lmfao

[KennedyCorey]

@YoungPimpsta420 who is that? the UFC guy?

[0zombiepixie0]

What if u wouldn't have missed tho?lol.idk...strange story haha

[KennedyCorey]

@0zombiepixie0 Then i woulda cracked him....but then probably woulda panicked and ran away, then he would have caught me later and KILLED ME so i was prob lucky in a strange way.........thanks god I got big later in life.

[youcool1757]

wait....the karate kid came out in 2010.....how did u do tht if you were in 9th grade...lol

[KennedyCorey]

@youcool1757 Nah this is the orginal....it came out in the 80's...the new one is a rip off of the old one.....the old one rocks, check it out and tell me if u like it...later

[Ackmar1]

Lol... Unfortunately Avada Kadavera (or however you spell the death spell from Harry Potter) doesn't work in real life. :(

[KennedyCorey]

@Ackmar1 I wish I could fly like Superman.....or like in dreams....would be so awesome!!

[07kairi]

man this is so awsome!! :D LMAO! added to faves man! when Im doune I just watch this vid and it blows me away! :)

[KennedyCorey]

@07kairi so glad u dug it...i didnt know whether to put it up or not...some people get mad about wheelchairs and all that stuff....

[07kairi]

@KennedyCorey yeh keep puting it them up. ur vids are AWSOME!!. I understand about people saying about wheelchairs and stuff. Im dyslexic.u know the angry girl in the wheelchair that couldent move. like this girl in the wheelchair at my school gives me the same look. that angry look u discribed. LMAO!Coz I was wlking backwords and talking to this girl &the girl in the wheelchair was in the line with her care taker taking her order and I bashed I to her. now when I see her she gives me the evels!

[07877575009]

LOL!

[KennedyCorey]

@07877575009 means alot!!

[amartinjoe]

oh shit this was funny......dangerously funny.......right up to the edge, and back. 

[KennedyCorey]

@amartinjoe thanks 4 watchin it...have a great week!

[filipinorice]

this is awesome

[yoyobanannahead]

STARDUST I TRYED TO CROSS A MAGIC WALL AND I DIDNT TURN INTO DUST

[Made4Viol3nce]

hahahahahaha

[OlympicGamesTV]

LMAO awesome video!

[zanpaktuh]

The way he tells the story was so fuucking funny, seriously dude, you should be comedian, he was not even laughing while he was telling a funny story hahahaha

[KennedyCorey]

@zanpaktuh hey thanks man!

[korvis94]

If I ever need advice on life, your one of the first people I would come to :D

[KennedyCorey]

@korvis94 anytime....haha

[markblaster1]

lol this is so not politically-correct but it's funny as hell. LMAO great video!!!

[KennedyCorey]

@markblaster1 yeah I know, i just didnt know how to tell it nicely......My terminology's a bit off to say the least.

[zukolover666]

lol

[pigmydmm]

lol story

[flanegien11]

this video was so good, i put it on my iPad. Keep making them :D till it hurts

[KennedyCorey]

@flanegien11 hahaha thanks!

[BodyBoarderss]

Jackass the movie... not as fun as it looks when they do it. just hurts

[KennedyCorey]

@BodyBoarderss yeah no shit....real lifes a little bit tougher!

[liamde1]

Im gonna BRING IT! lmao xD

[whisperintheevilwind]

Personally i dont have a movie that i wish i could act out, but my favorite movie is The Outsiders. But any who; i knew about the wheel chair girl. i knew one back in high school. i use to sit with them at lunch. once you get to know them all its easy to understand them. thanks for sharing this story though Corey

[KennedyCorey]

@whisperintheevilwind Your welcome, yeah that girl seemed cool and was nice....(after that day that is)

Outsiders, every girl i ever knew loved that movie!!

[whisperintheevilwind]

@KennedyCorey

yes those girls are normally really nice once you get to know them. all of them all are. Just takes time to get to know them and understand them.

I blame my English teacher. She made us read the book and showed the movie. i just fell in love with it. i guess because i knew all the actors in the movie haha.