Funny Old Commercials

[ashleyspiano]

mm just look at that food loaded with fat and preservatives! what pretty pickles.

[TheFabricOfTime]

My pickle is plump, tender, and mouth-watering.

[devtrev]

Nothing says "delicious" like a pizza made in a filthy microwave in a filthy kitchen in a filthy drive-in.

[devtrev]

Father Guido Sarducci!

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[darwars420]

DID any one else see the deranged ginger at 1:05 ?

[Bertonator]

To paraphrase Harry Callahan: "Nobody, but NOBODY puts ketchup on a fish sandwich!"

[blfdproductions]

Everybody eatsa popcorn

[MrDeCorey]

I love all these classic commercials thanks for posting.

[wtglb]

LOL, is that Father Guido Sarducci at :13? Sure looks and sounds like him! Doing that same old 'shtick for years.

[tyklay]

random crap b4 a movie? wow

[SilentNinjja]

ShieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetPickle!

[reymatt76]

Those pickles are glowing and look like they're made of mint jelly.

[inkey2]

wow....the for runner to the Fillet-o-fish sandwich

[Xzonza1]

0:13 is that Robert Clary?

[KandyCorn3000]

Lots of big, fresh, tender juicy pickles, wouldnt one taste good right now? LMAOO!!!!

[BilltheUnamused]

WOW! Their pizza is the mosta!

[TheNesArchive]

@over9000christian ?whats ur deal?

[giantsammich]

mmm a very simple fishsammich, very good with only a squeeze o' ketchup :P

[Bertonator]

Ketchup on a fish sandwich?!?!

[Mrshappyhippo75]

this kinda makes me want a pickle

[Arabman666]

@ 1:10

that guy sure does like the sandwich.

[loudboy42]

you cut it so we cant read but make us look at that sandwich for 10 minutes?

[swadish]

who wants a pretty pickle ?

[iscrapman]

Yum ... drive-in food !

[inkey2]

@iscrapman yeah, "yum, drive-in" food. The only thing that was any where near good at the drive-ins was pizza. Back when pizza shops were not on every corner. This stuff makes hospital and Howard Johnson rest stop food look gourmet. I remember how the hot dogs would sit schriveled up in this stainless, medical looking tray with a slick of grease on the top of the water

[DogOfTheStreets]

lol I wouldn't mind a "pretty pickle" in my mouth right now.

[demonwx10]

80's Borat!

[sherri419]

Actually I think these were from the 60s or early 70s not the 80s.

[mikepentop]

the fucks up with the kid at 1:08

[MonochromeNight1053]

That kid at 1:08 looks demented.

[drseafrog]

Who the hell would buy a pickle for a movie snack? Especially a drive in... Pickle breath is not attractive for making out...

[Lduudl]

1:08 Umm...?

[mskittychic79]

mm thats one sexy pickle.

[blwn]

pretty pickles.. lol and who is that creepy white guy at the end :x

[GoClubPenguin]

LMAO! pretty pickles -- tender, juicy, wouldnt u want one rite now? haha

[daming7562]

Lol......what's up with the little boy at 1:08?

[setsunasamachan]

yeah wtf lmao!!! creepy kid

[MasterHacker01]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA. OMG man HAHAHA dil-pickle? HAHAHAHAHA. BORAT POPCORN? HAHAHAH

[gooddog227]

hey its BORAT!

[GreatBigSlide]

Ooooo Those ARE some Pretty Pickles!

[TessenX]

Oh ikr :O :D

So pretty...so pickly ^0^ <3

[PRR5406]

How many children were conceived in the back seats of jalopies, while these ads were running? Don't forget an nice Coca Cola in the bottle for her!

[MadameLil]

LOL ... Coca Cola douche (the Fugs even did a song about it)! Did it even work on any of those poor gals in the days before the Pill?

[PRR5406]

The carbonic acid in the soda might be spermicidal, but today it is believed that the sperm navigates so far up into the uterus and fallopian tubes in the first thirty seconds, that the carbonation would have no effect on the likleyhood of conception. Is a good waste of soda.

[inkey2]

@PRR5406 you mean Phosphoric acid don't you?  LOL...carbonic acid?

[PRR5406]

@inkey2 Phosphoric acid might be...my chemistry is rough these days, but at the time, we were told it was the carbonic acid from the CO2 in the water that sterilized the sperm. I know that was what we were told as adults traveling in foreign countries. Drink Pepsi or Coke and you won't get sick. The carbonic acid kills the contaminates.

[ATY9Productions]

ROFL 50's commercials were are so stupid.

[jdb114]

FISH SAMMICHS! YAY!

[CallMeKazu]

...Those were some pretty pickles actually...

[Molagbal38]

We have lots of pretty pickles *snicker* that are nice plump and juicy *giggle*

[gonzagamarian95]

shit!1

[zombiecheez]

ooh, pretty pickles.And i dont even care they're making fun of my italian culture, yay!

[slayershtuff]

lmfao 1:09 the kid looks like hes bored from the previous commercial.

[jimcarreyonline]

Father Guido Sarducci?

[databeer]

It's getting so you can't thoroughly enjoy a cigarette anwhere these days.

[MadameLil]

The sandwich has KETCHUP?? Hello - it's supposed to be with cheese & mayo!

I'll bet it brought the Catholics in on Friday night, though.

[MichaelJackson134]

hey!! im Catholic!

[Tuckerx78]

lol its borat

[Molagbal38]

Everyone knos the weasel Blows!

So does this commercial! lol

[Hopeful8811]

@Tuckerx78 No, it's Father Guido Sarducci!

[joelow2129]

stuff used to sux back then huh ?

[inkey2]

@joelow2129 fast food always sucked no matter what year it was. If you went into a real diner or sandwich shop back then you could get some great food. That would be like saying all food from the 50s/60s must have been the quality of Twinkies and green jello

[dkthemovie]

what?

[Shrantic]

Cucumbers.

[dkthemovie]

true

[senorohnoes]

I love those old-timey announcer voices.

[LEG0B0Y]

0:50 Why is that pizza on the floor?

These are really weird :D

[HalfEatenDimSim]

cocksucker

[codbug]

Back in the ghetto where I grew up, I remember my school selling individually-wrapped dill pickles and ice cream after class. The pickles consistently sold out before the ice cream. I now realize it was because they were more plump, tender, and mouthwatering than the ice cream.

[StupidMarioPlaya]

lol the fish sandwiches looked like CRAP LMFAO

[soccerchic14816]

ew those fish sandwiches looked sick. Ew.

[ALEE775]

I love pickled gerkins

[ClaudineJones]

Me too :)

[mediamadman747]

"Pretty pickles" at the drive-in.

And you NEVER even have to get outta the car.

[Kahnstable81]

0_o my brain just exploded.

[RitterVonKatastrofal]

These commercials hurt. Big time.

[thereper155]

i did not relizi i was jacking off to the pickles

[Yggdrasill4]

Damn those pickles are so sexy I didn't even realise I had my hands down my pants.

[RenegadeOfFunk08]

lol the drivein theather by me still plays old ads like this

[debdooinNC]

Those were slimy looking pickles!!! LOL

[StupidMarioPlaya]

I would NEVER go there! The guy at 0:12 probably jizzed on the popcorn

[alissontrash1]

Trash Cool!!!!

[onlymaggoo]

wow some really old drive inn movie theater commercials

[mistofoles]

"Plump,tender and mouthwatering!" They could be talking about me!

[chevelleslut]

did the oickles come with a dip? and the fish did look like SHIT!!!!

[0interpol0]

whats with 1:09

[WhoaItsTanner]

lmao i was just wondering the same thing

[matrat57]

It probably means: "This is what you'll look like when you'll realise you paid for this crappy burger"

[SystemiChaos]

pickles at the movie theater?

[stargatefansg1]

LoL at the italian stereotypes! My grandparents are Italian and they sound nothing like that XD

[mur38]

The pizza looked like the result of eating the rest of the food.

[XgetiX]

1:09

[Lilybelle11]

is that pizza on the floor?

[drewdudy]

that fish sandwhich looked like shit!

[fuhrman66]

Id rather have the smoke than eat the pickles

[FreQuenczy]

The narrator advertising the food sounds more like he's lecturing you instead of persuading you to buy it.

[JohnsGirl3130]

hahahaha, the popcorn guy sounds like Borat from Kazakstan..or Chris. Walken.

[YurAllStupid]

Darth Vader speaking in the beginning?

[stokepogue]

Surreal, love it!

[gadee1118]

Pickles sold at drive ins. Well ladies, I guess its a good substitute when men, you know, ........cant stand erect.

[PokemonGirl12]

lol...........

My dad and mom were forced to watch this crap? Well, i bet their glad they cant get a 6-day-old pickle, instead they pay 10 bucks for 2 medium drinks :D [to be fair, they are pretty big xP]

[lolabunny41378]

i remember going to a drive through i was really little they were playing poltergiest on the next one over

[alexgaskarthLOVE]

whats up woth the kid at like, 1:09?

[evoclin]

he ate the food :(

[Germoturk]

He had the brownies.

[catz1996]

that sandwich looked like a piece of crap XD

[yorkiejim427]

that dude with the musfache scares the shit outta me !!!!!

[Lucifel]

So THAT'S why they're called dildos...

[daydreamnation54]

Oh, I'd love a dill pickle!

[bahamiangreek101]

omg-this is weird.

[ZotDudot7]

But in Italian "popcorn" is a masculine noun.

Nah, don't worry about it... :)

[ZotDudot7]

"I eat popcorn! Everybody eats popcorn! She tastes real nice!"

WTF?

[shadowstorm7]

Am I mistaken or was that "Father Guido Sarducci" from the old saturday night live show.

[haveablatz]

yep that's him!!everybody eatsa pappa corn..

[demi103]

haha preety pickles :]]

[jt62786]

The first one looks liek a 60"s commerical. The first television advertisement was broadcast in the United States at 14:29 on July 1, 1941, when the Bulova Watch Company paid $9 to New York City NBC affiliate WNBT (now WNBC) for a 20-second spot aired before a baseball game between the Brooklyn Dodgers and Philadelphia Phillies. It simply displayed a Bulova watch over a map of the U.S., with a voiceover of the company's slogan "America runs on Bulova time!"[1]

[bloodline1988]

that kid was really eyeing the fish sandwich with ketchup..

[TheSameYellowToy]

omg ppl were weird back then

[Clayjrjr2]

those are your grandparents you're talking about...

[redmonkey009]

can i have a pretty pickle mom

[techease22]

you guys are all talking gay

[CanadianFan]

yea I always dreamed of eating a fish sandwich at the drive in! Looks tempting..Mmmmmmm...mmmm!!! Also you don't have to pay for a speaker box YOU broke? OMG!!! Back in the day!! only back in those days!!

[TexDad1971]

That fella doing the Italian dude looked like Father Guido Sarducci.

[Yoshithedino123]

and Borat

[DrossPedantic]

I thought the same thing

[LazyBasterd142]

and remember smoke up ... lol then they got cancer hehehe oh irony

[qq4andabatmansymbol]

lot'sa tasty pickles... mmm

[youtubbs67]

"It tastes real nice!"

[Danny7930]

MOMY I WANT A PRETTY PICKLE!

[bowmasta]

That fish sandwich looks really nasty. lol .. But my elementary school used to sell pickles. I once got one that was hollow, it was really good..

[suziedoozie123]

That's some naaaaaasty looking food! They weren't exactly artistic back then, huh? LOL

The cigarettes and pickles were the best...No more advertising for ciggies anymore! Ahhhhh, the good ol' days..."If you should intentionally tear a speaker off with your bare hands....please return it to the box office"....that would've been more like it...

:)

[Morrisseys7thFriend]

This is a dill picle. A mighty pretty pickle. Especially when he joins you at the show. ;)

[chel1028]

I remember going to the drive ins with my parents when we were kids-we wore our pjs and played on the swings-there was always a playground there!!all the teenagers were in other cars making out-funny!!!

[GlockMeAmadeus7]

How bout those fish sandwiches huh...mmmmm

[spslevin]

I would love a plump, mouth-watering, juicy pickle right now...MMMMMM. Pretty pickle

[TokenDeadGuy]

i eat popcorn...

[blink617]

its not a collection of old ads...its one ad for a drive in theatere duh. they used to play cheezy crap like that before the show all the time.

[bloodysnowmun]

Was that Father Guido Sarducci ?

[Yohko86]

Nice collection of old ads!

What's up with that kid @ 1:08? He looks confused (or retarded)! LOL!

[SH0CK3I2]

Lol, Borat in his early days "It tastes real nice"

[Metallicazack]

Who was that creepy kid at 1:08?!

[hanfordbombshell]

Because when I think "Drive-In Movies" I think of gorging myself with pickles... PRETTY pickles, that is!

[pahlorstoker]

LOL!!!!!!

[fonna]

Hey! That was Reverend Guido Sarducci in the popcorn wagon!

[fonna]

I must add those fish sandwiches, sure makes me want to turn the other way....especially that lame looking fish sandwich with a squizzle of ketchup. It's so sad looking it's funny.

[xxBlackDestinyxx]

lol thats funny but the sandwich as everyone said looks gross who would eat that?! ._.

[KristyAndChristie]

1:08

Hahah wtfff?!

[jamacinmeangry]

1:09

[dumdledore]

That pizza guy looked and sounded like Father Guido Sarducci from the old Saturday Night Live sketches.

[carpii]

Ok so this is old, but did that fish sandwich look appetising even in the 50's ?

It looks like something a desperate experiment Id cobble together after a hard nights drinking

[VodeoJMC63]

great ads, but they still cant beat the old tolona pizza drive-in ad! PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA!

[Wildeparker]

I can't believe Darren from Bewitched supposedly got paid for writing this sort of crap. It explains why he was such a moron.

[Jamex07]

That sandwich looked disgusting! Just want you want to appeal to an audience, a huge vat of boiling oil and fat. lol

[tatyh8]

I so want that fish sandwich!

[ultrarockmanx]

that fish sandwhch did not look edible.

[demonwx10]

omg its borat at 00:20!

[xLindaCPx]

lol I love watching old commercials! I gives me this old, cozy feeling inside. but things sure have changed since then! :) what was the year??

[mistofoles]

"IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY TEAR A SPEAKER LOOSE,PLEASE RETURN IT TO THE SNACKBAR"?? WTF is that all about?? :/

[michellec0791]

cause the speakers used to clip on the car door and there was no one at the gate during the movie so the snack bar was the only place to return them

[mistofoles]

The speakers used to clip on the car doors?? Who was that for, the terminally deaf?

[michellec0791]

no. that's the way it was before you could tune in on the radio

[saabvolvo2195]

i want a pretty pickle

[buba132]

...oh my god

[jt62786]

They advertising smoking back than. Now they tell U not 2 smoke. Wow things have changed.

[TCM1fan]

That fish sandwich sure looks tempting. NOT!

[HOGRULER]

ya that thing looks sick

[SayJayYay]

is there any of tose places any more?ive never seen wone

[pokefan98]

The "mosta"? Wow times have changed. The kid at 1:08 is stoned.

[LaMortadella]

All the food looks gross. What's the year?

[jessicat9999]

There is a random fat kid towards the end

[jessicat9999]

There is a random fat kid towards the end

[jessicat9999]

There is a random fat kid towards the end

[jessicat9999]

PICKLES LMAO HAHAHAHA

[AcousticNinja623]

ROFL @ The pickle part!  That just screamed innuendo!

[SpikeWolfwood]

That fish sandwich looks like ass.

[hamsters777]

Everyboday' eats a popcorn!

[adamcharney]

Bleh. (01:04)

On a seperate note, where are those robots from MST 3K when you need them???

[KingofRetards]

wtf at 108 theres a pic of a kid