Two and a Half Men - Drunk Charlie Makes Chili

[opreacg]

0:44 - WINNING

[thunderdeed1]

This was done without rehearsing . 

[elguapoNo1]

Season with kutcher is boring. I don't watch the show anymore

[Valentinoz1]

run, run, you're free! EPICCCC =))))

[3ku1]

Taahm right now is like an alternative universe compared to this, worlds apart

[austrianbmx]

damn i miss this guy

[badmanblottclott]

actually it would be hilarious if kutcher stayed and charlie returned;)

[SilentHillEmzie]

"Beans!" ROFL

[Chatzzzz]

This is so adorable!!! xD

[HARDCORExWINNING]

Sometimes I wonder if Charlie wasn't actually drunk on set..

[helix2301]

Only a true drunk could play a role like this. Charlie Sheen does not have to act for this show this is his life. Brink Back Charlie!!!

[HazzaMurray]

@helix2301 although that would be brilliant to see charlie back in men but it cant happen he was hit by a train lol BASTARDS EH? LOL

[Peligrazo]

''Run, Run Your Free!''

[ARavingLooony]

charlies awesome the only funny thing ashton could do if he was drunk would be to commit suicide

[mattyh50]

9 people lost their key

[vlecka]

"Book report"!!!

"Beans"....

[Oceanborn1975]

@vlecka Best conversation ever! I love this.

[loopingmagic]

That's weird I watched this and decided to put 2 and a half men on the tv then it came on just at this scene awesome :)

[bkrumovaa]

"Hey Alan, come on in!"

"Um... why don't you come in?"

"Can't! Lost my key!"

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :D

[sdzylo]

Good scene

[Pecegjorche]

8 people doesn't have sense of humor. :S

[celinachick24]

@Pecegjorche 8 ppl prob have never touched a drink! hahahh

[Pecegjorche]

@celinachick24 hahhahahhaha xD indeed

[celinachick24]

@Pecegjorche well.. i havnt really either!;)(wink wink) im only 14 sooo! but after r football games(imma cheerleader) we have big partys and most of the time they invole drinking and stuff cus EVERYBODY goes to them! even the varsity football boys and stuff! its really fun!

[sdzylo]

Alan: book report

Charlie: beans

[68joeRuiz]

Whats the Name of this Episode????

[sp1keh]

@68joeRuiz S04e22.Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

[devildiety]

this is my favorite part of this episode XD

[funnyhispanic]

this is just a typical day of life fer charlie sheen

[alexkamrock]

im gonna miss this guy.



[eclairep]

This is the best scene EVER!!

Best lines:

1. "DAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

2. "Run, run! You're free!"

3. "Book. Report."

"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEANS!!!!!!!"

(My mom and I yell "BEANS!" at each other randomly now)

[ricardoakabigboii]

Ashton cant replace charlie charlie isnt winning he already won book report beans lmfao

[wotcherme]

Bet he had no trouble acting this lol

[FuryOfTheBane]

I cant, im lost.

[funnyhispanic]

run run yer free

[luis3826]

oh no... wrong house... im lost... OH HEY ALAN COME ON IN! XD charlie ftw!

[luis3826]

this is my favorite episode! man im gonna miss it being this way

[spikeyidot360lol]

Beeeaaaaaaannnnsss

[Cf8475]

"run,run you're free"

[frankthetank789]

"Have a few cocktails did we?"

"me too."

[NatDTrent]

Ooooooh, I'm gonna miss Charlie. You have some shoes to fill, Kutcher!

[iamnumberfour97]

"book report"

"beans"

[BuckWild360]

Two words: my famous..homemade chili haha

[buffalobill4892]

Ah Charlie. I'm gonna miss him.

[Peligrazo]

@buffalobill4892 me to.. !!! =( fuck ashton what the hell his last name is.

[MrJaxreid]

@Peligrazo

Kutcher and I think he could do well

[armaniac661]

BEANS! :D probably my favorite scene from the whole sitcom

[cathal627]

@armaniac661 Same XD!!!!

[SHADYSOULJAH]

11:30?hahahaha datz too early 2 be fucked up dat much hahahahahaha CHARLIE SHEEN!!!!!!!!!!! WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i come home like dat everynight hahaha taste my chili :)

[klausknegg4]

Ashton kutcher is a good actor, but he doesn't fit Charlie role at all imo.

[nkpersian]

NOONE else would EVER be as funny as Charlie sheen. I miss him :(

[firvalley4life]

cant believe hes out for good .... ashton kutcher is replacen em .... its going to be wierd ....unno how long it will run now that charlie is out

[blackflames4213]

Ok I think I'm gonna watch this now :)

[dgbk626]

Charlie: huh cars where would be without cars, and how would we get their

Charlie:run run your free

hahahahaha 

[MPieter88]

Owkeeeeey

[MegaHoleinthewall]

thanks for making me laugh

[Angeluslover96]

"have a few coctails did we ?"

"me too"

HAHA =D

[lorna808]

what does it say about me that this kinda reminds me of me drunk... i have a memory of making tea and talking to it like that :P

[Thunderzip1]

Did anyone else noticed that theres no 2:54 ?

[armaniac661]

BEANS! lol :D awesome, one of the best scenes from the sitcom

[alasor4]

Kocham Cię Charlie matki w domu nie było i wypiłam trochę wódki

[1997enea]

bbbbbbbbbest show everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrr

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

Ever wonder how Charlie goes in his own house when drunk when Alan wasn't around? XD

[nouefexs2]

@Str4t0sPh3rE that question have been responded in the first episode, when alan says to charlie "the key under the rock only serves when there's a lot of rocks" or something like that "and charlie replicates "but if they're a lots of rocks you can't find the key when you're drunk"

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

@nouefexs2 You have failed to interpret what I'm saying there.

[BrugesFan23]

Charlie Sheen in real life

[pinktiemafia]

THUMBS UP IF YOUR WINNING!

[PCsasuke2]

@pinktiemafia you're*

[Badguy260]

@PCsasuke2 you're an asshole

[PCsasuke2]

@Badguy260 So your idea is that because I corrected him I'm an asshole? Most people do that grammar mistake and I'm correcting that to eradicate the "your mistake" era. I'm an asshole because I correct people?

[Badguy260]

@PCsasuke2 in short yes

[PCsasuke2]

@Badguy260 Then sir the dictionary was made for guys like you.

[pinktiemafia]

Charlie's new song "Bangin 7 Gram Rocks" is killing it on iTunes right now, and I'm sick ;( I hate feeling like this. Must have been that cooter shot last night.. THUMBS UP if you LIKE this!!!! 

[deering1134]

WINNING !!!

[WillabethRulz]

He's like the modern Jack Sparrow

[Ulfification]

book report!

beans!

[Librasrthebest]

Hes bi-winning!!

[ninjaraph]

No one is better than charlie!!!!

[analivita]

"He's a rangooooooonian"

[MrWwefan15]

it's his morning recipe to "WINNING :D!"

[shellymeert1]

Charlie Sheen Is Dam Crazy LMFAO @ 0:45 lmfao

[awesomevolleygirl17]

"book report" "beans"

[mkultra138]

THe funny thing is: HE'S NOT ACTING FOLKS!

[ArchaicRevivalx2012]

haim levine

[moh1612]

Topper Harley with short hair and age on his face, post traumatic stress.

[williamrafe1]

lol reminds me of me every saturday night............and 11 am when im not working...u can say im a drunk for not waiting until 5:00, but time is irrelevant

[namrac1965]

crack head...and a bad actor

[MrWwefan15]

@namrac1965 it's his morning recipe to "winning :D!"

[namrac1965]

crackhead

[thechis123]

the german one is better ;D

[Samara124]

@thechis123 agreed. the dubbed version of sheen is so much better because it improves his acting so much...

[2pintsluver]

pmsfl charlie wen hes pissed

[sgreen4]

He should snort coke next

[peacemkrmattarmour02]

is this the episode where charlie takes jake to the track?

[Neonprettykitty]

God, this video always makes me laugh my ASS off!!! One of the best scenes in all of Two and a Half Men! XDD

[tthomaselli2]

"Book report!...".

"BEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN­­SSSSSS...".

[Shamroff]

LOL! This is awesome! ))

[illnino02]

nougat al dente!!!

= D

[CockyR4]

Drunk Charlie reminds me of Captain Jack Sparrow.

[Zezima996]

I love seeing this wehn 'im drunk... ADN 'i'm drunk right now... lol

[MsMadrid12]

RUN RUN YOU'RE FREEE HAHAHAHAHAAAAHH

[NarniaKid]

here key key key key key key key key ke- ah! hello key!

[halodudecool]

"I'll take jake to the DMV to get his license"

"Book Report"

"BEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN­SSSSSS"

LOL

My best part

[SirTimothyMarton]

Lol Charlie can be really hillarious but best is DRunk Charlie XD

[DavidTennantsLover7]

I just spent 20 minutes discussing open toes shoes with a fat man from Rangoon

He's a RANGOOOOOONIAN :P

[ordahlen]

HAHA

[Jmak4Life]

helllooooo keyyy :)

that was me tonight after teh bar

[Persholm1]

Oh, by the way - Best start of the show ever!

[Persholm1]

I wonder if he's really drunk, or if he's acting xD

[pigguy1212]

book reprot BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNZZ­ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[UFCNUTTA]

book report! BEAAAAAAANS!!!

[SuperDwhale]

I love jake.

[WillabethRulz]

4 people cant find their keys

[zrandkids]

"Here key key key key key key..."

[endurance4ever1]

LOL how can anyone dislike this?

[unkownreaper121]

Two And A Half Men FTW!!!! :)

[Mrgangstaist]

Soooo funny!!

[RedChelz24]

Way way too funny...

[spacexploder]

cannot speak for this man in reality. but on screen he is a fantastic actor. two and a half men is one of the greatest shows ever made. cant wait for seasons 8 and 9.

i think he was born for comedy. cant wait for a hot shots 3

[lost619]

lmfaooo this is hillarious

[DawnfireizHYPER]

XD My friend and I LOVE this show!

"Book report!"

"BEANNNNSSSSS!"

[morpher910]

BEEAAANS

[doubleg137]

If charlie leaves the show, does the title have to change to "Two Men"?

[eclairep]

@doubleg137 I think they would have to cancel it, and I think it would be "One and a half men" (for Alan and Jake)

[Jevvern]

@doubleg137 Charlie and Alan are the Two men. If Charlie quits they'll rename to "One and a half man" XD

Jake is the half one lol.

[doubleg137]

@Jevvern Given Charlie Sheen's actions, that point is debatable.

[lustaufsanwald]

DUHHHHHHHHHHHH ^^

[SirTimothyMarton]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

XD One of Charlie's best XD

Wrong house :( XD

Lot you dont know about me Alan

(Dishes) XD

Run Run YOUR FREE XD

I Love Jake XD

Totally drunk :D

[13640]

BEAAAANS!!!

[SapunMan]

Best. Intro. Ever.

Prove me wrong, if you can.

[Celebration2004]

@SapunMan you're so damn right! :D

[01Corkscrew]

"I am a man of many layers, strata if you will, A thin crust, magma, and a chewy nougat center."

[lustaufsanwald]

@01Corkscrew i think alans sarcastic: "i see" kicks it off

[kingofpopforever1]

this is so funny

[enetics]

"Run, run, you're free!" xD

[KrisMartinez13]

this is one of my favorite episodes :)

[nikkiluvsthommy]

this is so hilarious when i first saw it i laughed so hard.

[MegaWeezyFBaby]

HI ALAN

C´MON IN xD

[panikbringer]

i can give you the answer in 2 words

my famous homemade chilli

hahaha :D

[eclairep]

"Book report."

"BEEEEEEEEEEEANS!"

[Linda9523]

I think that's an onion...

[krizan1]

"I can't, I lost my key" ==> LOL

[cristynutza05]

best scene ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bankai4tailLuffy]

"Ah, cars. Where would we be without them?

And how would we get there?...Run, run your free!"

BEST

MOMENT

EVER

[WinqvistarNa]

"Oh no, wrong house."

"Ah hey Alan, come on in!"

"Run, run! You're free!"

hahaha omfg lmfao

[SpeedMjam]

@WinqvistarNa But he said "I can't I lost my key." or do I just missed? :D

[SpeedMjam]

@SpeedMjam oh okay my bad sorry xD

I should watch videos completely...

[WinqvistarNa]

@SpeedMjam what? ;o

[SpeedMjam]

@WinqvistarNa it's just that I'm stupid sorry :D xD

[mikhailr13]

coming home at 1130? geez charlie maybe abit early

[01Corkscrew]

What episode is this? I wanna watch the whole episode

[Kripo21]

Read the description, fool.

[leopard2a6mcan]

Two and a half men is hilarious

[akishkimura1919]

'Run, run! You're free!'

HAUHSUAHS

[theresult23]

book-report... BEANS!!! lmfao

[XxFlash1988xX]

beeeeeans

[Starblissy]

i love jake

lmao

[high420allday]

alol uh wrong house hey allen come on in.. lol this show is reaflly funny these guys are funny

[LVA4L]

LOL! 2:38 - 2:48. I love it how Alen says "book report" in his 'Well duh' voice. LOL!

[danigirl2012]

(drops the onion) run run you're free!!! lol I love that part !!! <3

[fipsexp]

this is so funny cant breathe cause of laughingxD

run you ´re free!!

lol

[NGxREALITYxFANTASY]

i can sooo se this on text from last night "Want chilli?! i'ma make chili...where are my key? wrong house.? ..yes no...hey an onion escaped!"

[netowner666]

"he's a rangooonian!" LMFAO

[jdee4evur]

hello key. *tries to put key in, key doesn't fit*

oh no. wrong house. i'm lost.

*allen opens door* hello?

hey allen, come on in!

why don't you come in here.

can't i lost my key. *lifts key up* dhaaaaahahaha

i just died at this part, and the part when allen yelled at charlie book report, and charlie responded by yelling beans

[PwninPwn]

LOL

[nickkyy95]

i luv Charlie wen he's drunk

[MagiKungen]

'Run, run! You're free!'

ROFLMAO!

[86ataru]

run run you are free hahahahahaha

[blackdoog777]

hahahahahahahahahahahhhhaaah love it!

Alan helping jake with is book report to ask him alan