Worst Paramedic Ever

[karaski24]

Dumb Ass ambulance driver

[tyedyedino]

lol I doubt that he's a medic, probably a first responder :p

[helenaustinfan]

Teabag anyone?

[japanesetyperdriver]

@THEBIGCAGEY

Step 1.) Dont bend at the knees, arch your back and lift solely with your lower back.

Step 2.) Teabag ad make patient get acquainted with your anus.

Yes you are entirely right. That is why Americans call football "Football" and not give a shit about soccer because those pussy-ass players are scared of breaking a nail when American football players are not afraid to break extremities and necks.

[NeoJD]

Not a paramedic at all i guess he isnt even on a EMT status.

[Elmacheto]

Oh man he's a shame for all Austrian EMT`s. But don't worry we have good people as well !:D

[gunit2004]

Left a skidmark on the patients face that second time around.

[gobbledygookie]

LOL

[Sparker408]

OMG!!!!!!! GET THIS GUY AWAY FROM THE PATIENT...... LIKE NOW!!!

[greenizDAnublaque]

HAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH OMG HAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!

[iRonlMoNKleY]

oh my =]

[diablik7]

1. don't put the patient's head off the strecher

2. strecher is too short

3. lift on your legs, not on your back - your spine will last longer and you'll notice the problem

Shame on both medics...

[ratherBtrainin]

BSI

SCENE SAFETY

SHOVE PATIENTS FACE IN YOUR ARSE

[rev1ction]

@ratherBtrainin LOL

I dont remember that in PENMAN.

[adalstan]

@rev1ction I think that was more of the P in OPQRST

[fretlessbass26]

@adalstan -

This is how they check LOC over there, either the patient responds to teabagging, or they don't. such things are important information for the doctor, who may have even stranger plans for an unresponsive patient. Its all part of patient care.

[Justen1980]

if can't be a cop without wanting rip everyone's head off, go work in construction, dude.

[Shadowwolf2u]

That is one "Dirty Sanchez" LMFAO!!!!!!

[wtfnicolew]

hahahah omg fail

[2JAMMY]

That player has now signed up for all players to get a crash helmet with internal gas mask fitted before being carried off the pitch by paramedics. He originally had thought that skid marks were what you got on your knees & not on your nose :):):)

[ICEMANof92]

a probie wouldnt make this mistake.

[stcatharinesrailfan]

@ICEMANof92 u from New York City 

[brokennaddicted]

ever heard of a Emergency Care Assistant?? ECA ... better known as a Equipment Carrying Asshole???.... dont call this fool a Paramedic.... im an EMT-I bout to be Paramedic... i have never seen any of us EMTs or Paramedics ever do some stupid shit like this, lol lol

[iLove127]

the player was like "wtf dude?"

[pantirippa3]

TEABAG !!!!!!! 

[Kilfio]

He might just be an EMT or EMT first responder. Even so, I have no idea where he learned how to carry a flexible stretcher.

[metallicacliff]

@Kilfio lol. Im an EMT-Basic and we would actually know how to carry a strecher better than a Paramedic, we do it more. But all Paramedics learned to carry them when they where EMT's. I dont think he was either. Just a stupid asshole lol.

[Tgreenmi]

There is no way he is a paramedic but then again with Obama Care u will be lucky if this guy is your doctor.

[MeanGreenMachine58]

@Tgreenmi What is Obama care?

[CommanderGeiger]

WHOA.  good thing there was no issue with the c spine...massive fucking lawsuit.

[Kilfio]

@CommanderGeiger That's what I was thinking. Not even a cervical collar lol

[LtColWarren]

No way that guy is a paramedic, he's just too damn dumb.

[thumbupcomment]

10 people got tebaged by tis paramedic

[MeanGreenMachine58]

@thumbupcomment 1 person can't think of something not played out to say :D

[indyboom]

make me lose 500 on your dumb playoffs.. take my salty balls

[glblast]

oh man cant stop laughing!!!

so epic!!!

would have been a classic if he added a fart and cropped him lol =)

[RobertChafin14]

I like the teabag comment.lol

[KuistiTV]

FAIL FAIL FAIL!!!! geez. I'm not even certified yet and know that is wrong. Even though the soccer player was most likely faking it if it was that easy for him to sit up like that without grimace or signs pain or internal distress.

[IcezerChannel]

The Reverse T-Bag

Nice xp

[steffanjones]

lol even more insulting, the paramedic brought the guy to the teabag.

[pokkitmonzturr]

i lol'd

[Yhoah]

now this IS funny! they needed a stretcher to secure the pt's body, it really wasn't the paramedic fault. poor thing.

[cheryltruitt21206813]

THIS CAN'T BE TRUE

[amab2k]

hahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahaha

[justins2ub]

the medic looks high high high

[heatwave2012]

hahahaha

[ovespajk]

Why is the weak-ass soccerplayer laying so far up the stretcher then?

[MacTheDiablo]

haha im pretty sure he did this on purpose

[tweetiebird9]

It hurts to laugh...but, I cant help it! LMFAO!

[nazreyes]

LOL...whip lash lol

[nazreyes]

LOL...It's like, "must u rub your balls in my face"????! LMAO

[riot768]

AHAHAHA this is some funny shit ahahahahah omg!!!!

[xXACAPELLAxMIXERXx]

AHAHAHA Oh mein Gott! :D

[fawzibshaireh2010]

fuck whats this

[deathandkisa]

if you keep listening after :06 sounds like the guys said son of satin

[stagediver]

its amazing^^

i peed myself^^

[chrispanama]

Worst day ever lol!!

[massmorehunt]

Balls first, then ass

[COZAM007]

ROLF

[Avoidthomas]

jeeze lmao

[raykmond]

As long as the patient has a face he has a place to sit.

[killerwhale12120808]

butt secks

[realpaulo1]

teabag

[Freddy4018]

Lmao that is awesome. SMELL MY ASS lol

[rubenvanhouten]

Gay! Gay! Gay! Austrian soccer ist schwul!

[chubsmigee]

no no no wait a minute, I got one!

"Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"

[chubsmigee]

lol really? you watch that and the thing that you notice is the lack of straps? that was a man shoving another man into his taint not once, but twice lol.

[CruzinChris]

@chubsmigee I laughed at the video hard and then even harder when I read this. Thanks!

[Zanytabs]

its just a mistake they should have actually strapped him in first

[rescuetwelve1]

lol true

[rescuetwelve1]

lol

[ilovemoney888]

ROFLMFAO dude you need to turn around to carry him

[jianow]

im watching this over n over agn its hilarious

[kerethan]

Lol thats awesome.

[isiah29sixteen]

Sir! We are out of anesthetics . But sniff this instead, they'll knock you right out!

[lakers1234]

there not paramedics hahah you learn that in week 1 of paramedic school hahah trust me,

[dixiew1]

Funnies vids lmao

[MrCrackerBox]

teabag this patient, stat!!

[ryanbrown321]

lmao couldnt have said it better myself

[ajandlady]

lol omg

[Blindghost1]

lol teabag

[604Aron]

LOL to the max!

[v9y2k4]

He is austrian! It was Rapid Wien (Vienna) vs. Austria Wien (also Vienna).

[gunblade64]

That's how Butthead started out.. as a soccerplayer.

[music32744]

hahahahahaha that is NOOOO medic

[raginghate]

tbag

[butnugget15]

lol butt face

[bobdole92]

its just some pansy soccer player anywayz, it doesnt matter

[GameMaster432]

I cant stop laughing

[ukily]

lol.

[krazykarl0920]

i am still laughing while typing this ahahha

[ImDramaQn]

@GameMaster432 OMG ME EITHER

[mortarman97]

Who needs smelling salt when you got salty balls?

[post20wilson]

LOL...

[Tyannalyn]

ROFL

[MrDekodancer]

lol he put the soccer player to lick his balls lol

[PoliceWillProtect]

tbaged

[ForgottenCavalry]

how hilarious, rofl

[greatland2]

haha thats flippin hilarious!

[jdeanb07]

was this real? If so....my god.

[medic70648]

Forget the avpu scale... he tested for responsiveness pretty effectively... funny as hell.

[Weazell]

rofl.

[870Slugger]

LOL

[92Norbi]

he looks drunk :D

[GlennD96]

ROFL, the most funniest thing I've seen in ages. TEABAGGED!

[Cmm1987ak]

Bahaha, that'd be a perfect way to tell if a player is faking an injury or not.

[lavanesh807]

cock smelling time

[NicholasVetitoe]

LOLS ROFL

[Johnysceptical]

hahha TEABAGGED

[plushmeth]

the paramedic just wants to get his ballz wet!

[KarinMikazuki]

DEEBAGGED!!

[TKH7399]

The guy on the stretcher "Am I being punked??" LMAO

[Lilarby911]

tthe dude laying down was like wat the fuck .!

[nackatacka]

that was so damn funny did you see the look on his face

[aztiray111]

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah­a thats most funny shit i ever c LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BookieCfc]

TEABAGGED !!

[turxxx]

That's so damn funny, I couldn't breathe! The poor injured player must've smelt the guy's balls!

[ruggedd]

screw sweating balls its the ass i couldnt handel

[Reqrezentin]

LMAO... I NEEDED THAT LAUGH! ROFL

[BurntToast355]

they ever heard of a wheeled stretcher? wtf!

[pbfloydm]

maybe that's how they do it in that country. LOL. hilarious!!

[smithylvs]

,,great vid

[iamso0obored]

0:11 the guy getting carried away was like "why did you do that?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

[trulady619]

If the injury didnt hurt him that paramedics butt will !

[fernibear]

yeah, i bet hes scarred for life after seeing that lol

[ferretfreak111]

what an idiot

[WackoX]

Lol paramedic is gay, he putted the patiën he's head into he's own dick

[Evilcor]

Stryker doesn't export to Germany? WTF is up with the strtcher? Are they going to fight the Korean War next?

[Internetthugy]

that's what I said.

[Mikeson27]

Why the fuck does the shit hole player push the paramedic's ass for? What he's afraid of sticking his face in the ass hole? I wish the paramedict would have farted on his fucking face!

[Tsunami2772]

Who are you talking with?

[Tsunami2772]

Mikeson27? He's my brother Michael!

[mrod91030]

What's wrong with that? When I was a 12 year old alter boy, i fell all the time and the priest insisted on picking me up just like that. He used to grease the church floors so I was always falling but he was right there to pick me up just like that......wait a minute....oh shit......ohhhh.....

[Sadows12]

LMFAO!!!

[Cashville285]

Get the ambu-bag, not the T-bag!!!

[donotbend]

thats not a paramedic, he is a sub-level emt

[jjjddbbccaaddnn1245]

O__o

[cjpatz]

that adds insult to injury..

[SPARTAN1T]

olololololololol

[rotaspain]

how about feet first or some shit like that.

[nathansbro]

good

[DeutscherMann93]

what a fuck up.

[CDPolar]

I can tell you dude, he´s not paramedic...

he´s a fool!

[vicroby]

I would suggest that is NOT a paramedic but a first-aider not used to actually finally getting a patient. A paramedic would NOT have been in such a flap, a paramedic would have been calmer

[WhiteKenney]

looks like the paramedic wanted a blowjob XD LMAO

[viciousKev]

he was a fan

[Ginax2]

hahahahahahahahaha

[paburmester]

hahaha... so stupid!

[MorbidFuture]

1st of all, poorly designed liter. A liter's handles should be longer or atleast extendable. 2nd of all, why the hell is he lifting it like that with one leg on the outside and one leg on the inside and his arms are crossing his legs. Stupid medic needs to have his hands outer holding the handles legs inline with the chest and center, he set himself up for entanglement.

[loser078]

epic fail.

[rockyshott]

This turn me on.

[residentskitz]

stupid american!

[gratheeus]

Where did you get the idea that he is american?

[Ginax2]

i don't think theyre american, considering some other language is being spoken

[residentskitz]

yeah, I know, I was actually being sarcastic because of all the times I see a video and somebody else says that. I actually live in missouri.

[Rob85yt]

i think it's german-austrian

[Luger911]

austrian for sure...

[RedStarr2121]

⓭

[spencersghost]

lol i would love to be a paramedic... "here, try on these goggles"

[RedStarr2121]

he got a soccer ball to the groined and balls/ass to the face. lol

[RedStarr2121]

God....I haven't laughed this hard in weeks. He cleaned his ass with the guys face! LOL The players reaction is priceless.

It'd be fucked up if he bet some other paramedic that he could actually do something like that...not once but twice!

[Pixieberry27]

OMG! I'm laughing like an idiot over here . That is SOOOO funny!!!

[Vianey112233]

lmao i cant stop laughin

[brooklynooklyn]

how dumb can it get??? lol good one

[RedStarr2121]

it's like that black boxer who just couldn't put his body through the ropes of the ring. His brain couldn't compensate for the angle. same thing with this guy...look how how he struggles to do something so basic.

[basketballjones661]

i would've sat on his face too

[blondesofAMERICA]

lmao!stupid person..... xD

[cretv]

That guy must have been mad about something..

[hmelmore]

wow seriously

[edwin1312]

I had a good laugh.

[kriptonicskater15]

that was fucking sad xP LOL

[dya230]

THAKE THAT u IDIOT You made my team loose....

[bangemsmurff]

First he got nuts in his mouth...then his head got caught so far up the paramedic's ass that someone mistook them for siamese twins. Owned! LOL @ how he looked at the dude like he thought he did it on purpose... I could see him thinking: "one time is probably a mistake...but TWICE? WTF???" He looked like he thought the guy was gay or something. LMFAO!

[bangemsmurff]

Taste my ass!

[DoubleMPr0ducti0nz]

lol

[nathansbro]

funny

[hanni2lou]

that were funny!

[Arctica27]

Woo nice 1

[catzrock401]

Talk about but in the face! That was hilarious!!

[rangedhq]

lmfao