Witty comebacks and insults to say to haters 101

[Loren21ish]

These r all the same insults and comebacks from the app called You Suck!!

[FlowSilent]

@Loren21ish Lol...

[dummer690]

these fucking suck.

[juggaloson420]

Insult: you suck at life

Comeback; bitchh!

[HellSquadvideos]

Why not fight them? Do it the Obama way and bomb their family.

[TheJoker3315]

@HellSquadvideos rather than do it the bush way and read a children's book and act intelligent

[TylerScafter]

Regarding #6, I hope you do since you will be killing your own kind =D

[Legendduck1]

Damn kid u still get picked on

[MacaceeMusicTv]

LAAAMMME



[Raixor2nd]

These are horrible. Lame, old and cliche. It takes a gift to know how to snap back. Watch insults comics to get ideas, but come up with your own ideas.

[jayr4098]

you want my comeback ? Well wipe it off your mothers face

[TranceWulf]

...what are you, 12?

[bossy656]

heres one you should use"I dont hate you,but if i had a glass of water and you where on fire,i would drink the water."

[bossy656]

IT WAZZ SOOOOO FUNNY...i forgot to laugh....

[O0800452]

Damn boy my dog got better combacks than You.

[22Angshin]

Insult: You're so gay..

Comeback: You're what???

This one was probably lameeee :pp

[Ferbguy101]

@22Angshin

Insult:your gay?

Comeback:you wish

GLBT ftw

[22Angshin]

Insult: You're a fail...

Comeback: Shut up. You'll never be the man your mother is.

[domi360parke]

If someone makes a joke about you just say ''What?'' and then they will have to explain it and it wontbe funny!

[GabbyBernabe9467]

that was some lame comebacks!.

[afs0829]

Sorry im useing my phone to type

[afs0829]

I made a video and spme one said somthing that made me want to cry but it happens to everyone so I erased my videos that o put a lot of efort in makeing but I should have used one of these

[rocheese1]

are you srsly that low on insults

[zxc3556]

and the last one You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you you might as well dress like one

[zxc3556]

and 'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass

[zxc3556]

heres a better one my middle finger gets a boner over u

[7759sissi]

Here's one that I would say when someone says something stupid or mean: "In your dream.... If you had any!"

[pyrorguyinthesky]

ok i got to the part were it said comebacks to all the jb haters and i insistently pressed dislike

[1lastshot1lastmiss]

Ha at the end you couldve put an insult about how you just wasted 2 minutes of everybodys lives!!

[Fallensoals2000]

how bout this... u repeat wht ever they say ex... fuck u white trash u say fuck white trash ? ur a fuckin ass bang u fuckin shit head fuck u.... or fall bk on he happy gilmore jackass scene

[MrCameraboy11]

"i know you are, but what am i?" it works every time if you call being number one on the top ten lame list working.( i've reserved my title for 10 straight years)

[PresidentWafflebear1]

bitch insults your halloween costume? " well, i was going to come as you but i couldn't fit that many dicks in my mouth.. "

[Zero4528]

roses are brown violets are brown WHO SHIT ALL OVER MY GARDEN!

[InboardPG]

Are you a fucking 3 year old?

[beckyhunter100]

the funny thing is if you had any taste or any brains at all you wouldnt be a fan of the morphodite justin bieber

[KiDiiFresh]

how about this one <<<< FUCK OFF NIGGA

[ccohn0]

if someone hates on Jb, then ur goal is acheived, no questions asked!

[SkyeeLuv1]

@Starlight101girl If you were 5 times smarter then you are now you would still be stupid. @Ilkipie45 If I had a penny for everytime you acted stupid I would be richer then the richest person in the world.

[Vigil921]

I would make fun of you, but you just wouldn't comprehend. P.S JB sucks. Both of them.

[Starlight101girl]

these are lame

[jaredpistoia]

these are not witty at all, in fact, these are some of the most generic comebacks I've ever heard . . . sorry, but yeah.

[wbtrex08]

"You remind me of some douchebag I met earlier today, oops, I'm sorry, that's you."

[Swampertful]

i like number 15

[penguinsarebeast33]

XDS

[xoxCegAlxox]

IVE HEARD ALL THESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[TheRejoice7]

just goes to show you. anybody stupid enough to enjoy listening to justin beiber is too stupid to think of their own comebacks...

[djjayd12]

@TheRejoice7 Haha agreed right there! I got this video from my friend he was showing me how sad this was...

[xxkillzonexx100]

Fail if anyone used these on me I'd laugh my ass off

[Gamerwolf2009]

if anyone used these against me, i'd laugh my ass off. not because any of these are funny or even mildly insulting. but because i trolled someone so hard that they resorted to using these. oh and go ahead, just use one of these on me. become consumed by your rage. let your angry, foamy spittle fly out of your mouths and splat on your screens as you ferociously bang the keys.

[goddessofwaterpolo]

Everything done by jonasbrothersjustice...except you know

Making up the comebacks

[goddessofwaterpolo]

0:22 I think insulting Justin Bieber is pretty intelligent.

[JonKitchenisnotaguy]

wow nice one with the jesus one but truth fully he dont make mistakes sorry

[aceistheplace46]

If somebody says something that has to do with having sex with your ma then say that my mom has aids

XD

[kentyboii]

yeh mate your shit at comebacks dont bother makeing vidios and giving people cocky comebacks

[kangaroosaregood]

i dont really like these. i mean they are ok but calling them stupid makes you just as bad.

[rotflmfaololzomg]

@james12252

GAY

[james12252]

if some1 freaks out on u just say : dude relax...ur jaw so that i can put my dick in it

[jshlomax]

@james12252 That would be really gay, you would be insulting yourself by practicly telling the dude you want him to suck your dick

[TheScienceLife]

@jshlomax if my dick was in your mouth where would my balls be?

[jshlomax]

@TheScienceLife That's really nasty, some people need to grow up.

[filipinofear13]

any dirty come backs or some when my friends say that my hair is like pubic hair cause its curly?

[johnfarrell820]

your name...... is the biggest burn ever

[RustSpinner]

Some guy told me I had a tiny dick and I said ''It might only be 3 inches long but its hell at 300 Miles per hour.''

[grahamt1978]

A man called me a twat i told him " well you know what they say,you are what you eat now fuck off you LITTLE PRICK",

[HTFFanOfFlaky]

I accidentally clicked like and now I feel dirty.

[MrEpicFlashes]

they are not haters just people who dislike justin bieber

[AdvENtuREtiMELuVA]

yall dont have haters yall just have people who dont like you...

[KipSama]

Dumb JB Fan: "Oh man. This guy just said that the Jonas Brothers suck! What do you I do? *does a youtube search on 'insults to use against haters'* "Oh boy! How convenient! A video of cliche insults! I will examine this engaging video in all its blurred text for some great content to use! Heheheh, gonna blow that hater away with my god damn awesome comeback that I had to do a search for because I'm a stupid JB fan who scored so low on the ACT that I can't even get into a community college!"

[saltycupcakes]

I'd like to meet the cocksucking twinkle toed sheep fuckers who thought these were good insults.

[luigiflame98]

Nobody cares bout jb though and these suck

[SkilledCivilian]

This is pretty fucking stupid there is no point in comebacks unless you think of them.

[dwall83]

kewl

[BubbaWatsonfan15]

if someone tells you "you got nothing" say "yeah thats because i gave everything to your mom last night"

[TheKylieandSarahTV]

my brother called me a douche todays so i caled him a dildo that goes up mens asses, my mom laughed.

[MrSiiKez]

@Wildflipper thank you for proving over 4 of my points in 2 comments. You should pat yourself on the back, I warned you little kiddies that you would be ripped in half by someone who has intellect. Lmao, feel stupid kid, feel stupid.

Siikez +1.

[E62510]

@MrSiiKez I have never seen someone feel so cool over the internet. If you had real intellect, you would know better than to debate on YouTube, but sure feel proud genius, feel proud.

[MrSiiKez]

@E62510 Debate? I didn't know one person slapping around a couple of uneducated children was considered a debate, please use "dominate". Being proud is a default when being a genius, thanks for the comment.

[nirvanaforlifeamber]

If anyone said these to ppl in my school u would probably get punched in the nose for being stupid and annoying

[MrSiiKez]

Well, thanks for proving that not only do Justin Bieber fans have terrible taste in music, but that they are sooo dim-witted that they need to rally together and discuss comebacks. Rofl. Look, kids, if you can't literally defend your cause and have to rely on 3rd grade half-assed comebacks, then you shouldn't even bother replying to a 'hater'. Because that hater most likely will tear you a new asshole. I'm bored so if anybody wants to use their googled comebacks on me, please do. But I win. :)

[Wildflipper]

@MrSiiKez im not a fan of justin bieber but: if i were to kill all the people that hated you it wouldnt be murder: it would be genocide! :D bayum

[MrSiiKez]

@Wildflipper Thank you for further proving my point. Your attempt at being witty is more disgusting than the time I was fingering your little sister and found your dads wedding ring. Fucking Game over. I'll let you have that one for free.

[Wildflipper]

@MrSiiKez point one: i dont have a little sister

point two: my dad dosent have a wedding ring

point three: PETOPHILE-RAIPEST!

[MrSiiKez]

@Wildflipper You contradict yourself. Firstly, you belittled yourself by using a little googled comeback after I lured people into doing so, you were the first to fall victim to that trap. Secondly, you contradict and shatter your own entire arsenal by making points that don't lay in line with your reality, by listing those points. Yet your comment about killing all the people that hate me would emphasise a genocide, when in fact barely anybody hates me. Oh and its pedophile* and rapist* l2spell

[Wildflipper]

@MrSiiKez im only 12 and your like 34 ir somthing

GO SMOKE A PIPE BOMB!

[MrSiiKez]

@Wildflipper Trust me, it's obvious you're 12, everything you say is stupid. I'm 19 actually. That comeback was pathetic by the way. I own your life, kneel at my feet.

[Wildflipper]

@MrSiiKez are you like some poet or somthing?

[jaredpistoia]

@Wildflipper point four: your spelling sucks dick. pedophile, rapist.

[Wildflipper]

@jaredpistoia point 5: since wen were you in this conversation for 2 months?

[multispyx]

@jaredpistoia now THAT'S witty

[ilkiepie45]

These are great if youre in the fucking 3rd grade.

[TheJamesAnimations]

@ilkiepie45 There great for everyone. I am older then 3rd grade. and these worked. so fuck off and stop being a troll. DICK

[2lebrons23]

HEres my personal favorite

If i wanted a cum-back i would of wiped it off your moms forhead,

[blindfoxthecat]

oh, im a JB hater, but i will use some on my stalkers, stalkers scare me *shivers*

[blindfoxthecat]

LOL, i like,"im busy now, can i ignore you later?"

i would say that to this INSANE girl who keeps

blabbering on aboutt squirrelflight and brambleclaw,

and i usually just keep on talking to my friends, now i

have a GOOOOD excuse XD

[rbgreenxk]

10 tp 15 sucked

[uncagedfury24]

So where are the Jonas brothers now???????

[ivalinrocks12]

U have A face of a saint...... A saint bernard lol

[ivalinrocks12]

@ XxSarahXx800 a good comeback for if someone calls you a bitch is say thanks because a bitch is a female dog 2) dogs bark 3) bark comes from trees 4) trees are nature and 5) nature is beatiful so technically when they call u a bitch there calling u beautiful just keep tht in mind

[Mysticgemini2]

you should see a docter, not only will he remove that stick up your a**, he'll stop that crap coming out of your mouth too!

[akatsukiRLZ0329]

lol II is my fav. =]

[BubbaWatsonfan15]

if someone says your a failure say yeah so was your dads condom

[hivarocks303]

@BubbaWatsonfan15 OMG! I WISH I SAID THAT! People made fun of me because i used to say "fail" a lot so then they kept saying fail everywhere and writing it on everything and put my name on it, and if i said that they would back off. lol

[BubbaWatsonfan15]

@hivarocks303 haha

[replayize]

jb wow what a quire he doesnt even have a dick he sounds like a chick

[simsloveryumyum]

@skaterlaser37 wow! you just learned your abcs.... or not.

[skaterlaser37]

@simsloveryumyum wtf you talk about fucken stupidass

[simsloveryumyum]

@skaterlaser37 I think You space in between stupid and ass. i think You are just ignorant. 

[skaterlaser37]

@simsloveryumyum wow just shut the fuck up you're just fucking retarded. so just fuck off

[simsloveryumyum]

@skaterlaser37 that just might have been... the smartest come back ever. by the way that was sarcasm, wich means that i really didn't mean it. you are to stupid to write spell so get beat or get beat.

[skaterlaser37]

@simsloveryumyum you act like any of your comebacks were good. and i dont fucken care if it was sarcasm youre still a fucken retard. you just need to shut the fuck up. because face it no matter what you say to me im going to say something back, fucken bitch

[skaterlaser37]

@simsloveryumyum what the fuck are you talking about moron i mispelled all the other words but i dont give a fuck because i come on here and say something i dont spend my time looking for mistakes. and what do you mean i mispell the things i call you.i spelled it all right. 1st fucken retard is spelled right 2nd shut the fuck up is right and 3rd fucken bitch is correct too.so before you say i need to go to school remember that youre too fucken stupid to see that everythings spelled right stupid

[simsloveryumyum]

@skaterlaser37 is all you can say is stupid, dumbass, jackass, bitch, ect. you really do need to go to school and

have some kind of upgrade because frankly, you have no grade.

[skaterlaser37]

@simsloveryumyum so what, all you can say is stupid shit like "you need to go to school". when frankly youre the one with no brain, so screw you cocksucker. there i said something else, is that better for you, does that make the dumb hoe happy,

[simsloveryumyum]

@skaterlaser37 can you say anything that is not about "whore" "shit" "cocksucker" by the way, if you had a cock i would need a microscope to see it

[skaterlaser37]

@simsloveryumyum wow you would bring that up about looking at my cock. and how would you know how big it is, unless youve seen it before. but you havent because i assure you its way bigger than you think it is. by the way why are you even thinking about how big my cock is.

[simsloveryumyum]

@skaterlaser37 well you bring the tiny shit up than i make fun of it.

[skaterlaser37]

@simsloveryumyum well thats different from bringing up my cock

[simsloveryumyum]

@simsloveryumyum your kind of perverted, aren't you? one more question.... your a pedophile aren't you?

[skaterlaser37]

@simsloveryumyum first of all im barely 13 so i cant be a pedophile. and second it was kind of stupid of you to send that to yourself

[simsloveryumyum]

@skaterlaser37 i didn't see my name on there, second of all i am almost 13. but where does age get us? O.o

[skaterlaser37]

@simsloveryumyum age matters because you cant be a pedaphile unless youre an aldult talking to a kid we're near the same age so im not a pedaphile. if you were actually smart you would know that

[simsloveryumyum]

@skaterlaser37 if you where actually smart you would know how to spell pedophile.

[skaterlaser37]

@simsloveryumyum wow who gives a crap i mispelled it by one letter at least i know what it is unlike you which means im actually smarter that you and if im not smart than youre fucken mental. if you dont know what it is dont call me it.

[simsloveryumyum]

@skaterlaser37 who was the 16th president, and dont look it up, if you need the answer come back here to me. plus since you are a little kid, why do you keep fighting? im 13 and your 12 so i guess that does make you a little bit nieve, but your not stupid.. you just lack life experience.

[5600113]

haha thank you for sharing I needed ideas

[MrDrakeponder]

these are shit

[derulo17]

Lol My favourite ones :(from this vid)

Number 13 and number 16

LOL nice vid x

[7thrifty]

ive heard justin beiber has a 10 inch cock, its in his ass and belongs to usher

[adri76141]

I like the comebacks but, i don't like jb. Like he's a good person and all i just don't like his music not him. So plz dont hate this comment jb lovers! :)

[daasianboi]

some of these comebacks are for like 7th graders...i cant use these... or else they say what r u a 7th grader?

[simsloveryumyum]

i would rather make up my own, thanks.

[raquel1829]

Thank youuuu!!!

[joeylz96]

I say. Your just bitter because you take it in the ass.

[DemyxRocs]

when the ride instructor said remove all loosee objects from the ride YOU walked off :)

[XBOXtheULTIMATE360]

if someone calls u a fail say your dads condom was a fail

[ghostrider433]

@XBOXtheULTIMATE360 if someone says that to you say that their mothers abortion failed

[simsloveryumyum]

@XBOXtheULTIMATE360 ew, but funny lol.

[mrturdify]

FAIL AND A HALF MUCHH

[morganrocks911]

XP haha luv it

[skaterlaser37]

these comebacks r gay

[simsloveryumyum]

@skaterlaser37 cool, that means they are like you.

[skaterlaser37]

@simsloveryumyum shut the fuck up cocksucking hoe..  fucken lesbo.

[ballsandweiners12345]

lmao whut horrible combacks

[victoriacrl]

My favourite comeback: "Why did you take a picture of me???!!!!!" Me: "You think you so pretty/handsome ah?"

[pkzuly]

I would say

1) Go have your period in a shark tank

2) Shut up before i will shank you with a knife dipped in AIDS

[jonasbrothersjustice]

@pkzuly I like shanks! I attend a school where shanks are worn around like a new fashion trend!

[MiniMooBlueShoes]

@jonasbrothersjustice did he mention "thats what she said."

[Mrcubfan24]

@pkzuly that was fucking retarded

[videofreakmanic123]

get that dick outta your mouth before you choke on it xD 

[Crimsonmaggot138]

Jonas brothers can suck on mai Chinese nutz

[TankerBoy11]

I'm just wondering what your going to do for a face when king kong wants his ass back.

[sidisbored]

i STOP MAKING FUN OF JUSTIN BEIBER !!! SHE ALSO HAS FEELINGS !

[allobro69]

wow, im sorry to the person who wasted their time trying to make this video, you fail at life, and this was the shittiest, most useless fuking lame fagget nerd ass video ive iver seen, id rather spend 10 more minutes watching munkeys jerk of to pictures of tubgirl or gay anime porn, plaese never make a video ever again

[crazyrandomness321]

@allobro69 everyone calm down i got this...

Sir you happen to be mad? is there a problem?

i mean u did watch the video didnt you? and you come up with an insult like that?

i think thats a paradox, you poorly insulted a good insult video..

shame... i hope you dont feel to bad about this embarrassment to the Internet, but try not to do it again.

[Ow3nEdblo0D]

for no 16 i got a better one, go up to a nerd and say to em ' the nerd stool called and they want ur face back!!!'

[Ow3nEdblo0D]

if people say to u 'ur shit' say to them 'mate ur ma is shit in bed but i dont complaine'

[Koopagamelouda]

is it just me.. or are all of these shit

[vidaa22]

ive heard this one before. If someone insults you say I'm sorry can u repeat that in english, i dont understand homo. Or...I dont understand you, can u take the dick outta your mouth first.

[ShaeBrutal]

Your mom is a stupid comeback... *Napolean Dynamite voice*

[mrliampep5i]

we have an issue her

ur face is an issue oh snap playa

[MrMrPivotmaster]

Ummmmm What about dis one if someone says OMG look at your Hair you just say YEAH I KNOW ITS GREAT

[COPTZRS]

This ones good, "oh sorry i haven't got any comebacks left cos i left it in your mums mouth" or this one if someone says grow some balls you say "i already dropped it in your mums mouth"

[AAAleader]

don't you guys know she made these so people could use them to justin beiber haters and her username is jonas brothers related, shes probably like 9. So no reason to say the come backs are bad. shes just a little girl troll so don't feed it.

[asda1996]

my favourite one which makes everyone shut up is if they say to you suck me cock what u say back is my mummy told me not to put small things in my mouth

[ThEvoice901]

if u guys want a real cumback wipe it off they moms face

[hellocherrykat]

16 is stupid 2!! >:(

[hellocherrykat]

nice vid but 13 is stupid

[alexface211]

#13, #14 and particular #16 are the most laboured ones ever. The idea with wit is that it's quick and clever.