Marimba Lady - drumFunny.com

[TheChunsoo]

LMAO

so terrible...



[FifthMallet]

that technique.....so..............­...bad

[Tenorcapacity121]

wow, south carolina always fucks these up, lol

[machew100]

she seriously learned this instrument/routine for 6 months before the pageant and I can tell. I guarantee she hasn't touched the instrument in her life until she realized she had to do something for the talent bit of the pageant. laem.

[lilcamerokidz28]

Protect the Rosewood!!!!!

[snareplaya15]

3:32 ahahahahah!

[ELIODORO81]

QUE CAGADA DE CONCIERTO DIO ESA BICHA

[Gustavling]

Nice shoulder pads.

[dylstick3]

whats worse, the outfit, or the solo? i cant tell

[RedSkullproductions3]

My marimba has surely taken abuse before, but certainly not like this :(

[GAMERX108]

poor marimba she's slamming the shit out of it

[Nimmons1000]

This makes me embarased to be from south carolina....

[pyrobombs]

It amazes me that someone can make a $10,000 instrument sound like they're playing 2x4's.

[SammehSyanide]

bi-winning.

[vultisubito]

makes me sad.

[SirVonLuisEscuireOfX]

National televised FAIL!!

[Shrimpfriedricegirl]

i guess she figured if she played fast and loud enough, they wouldn't notice how many wrong notes she hit...

[pepefreirepercussion]

eheheheh... what is this?? its a joke? ok ok.. try again...

[coreyaoki]

Her technique was not too good. and she should had played more dynamics to change up the music. and she hardly used her double mallets when she had them in her hands... She like only used the double mallets in her left hand to roll on chords every now and then... I didnt like this performance. It was too plain and boring. And that CLANK! ugh.... :(

[salsichan]

10 points for her!

[skatethe512]

Horrible technique! :'(

[skatethe512]

Horrible technique! :,(

[hhandres1]

My college roommate in '92 was her marimba teacher. You should have heard her before she took a couple of lessons. We watched it live and just laughed until we vomited. Good times.

[badBEAST11]

The clank @ 3:34 made me laugh hardcore. lol

[ggalliphresh]

Better than all the drumline crap the put into everyones minds, juss sayin.

[whitecastleawesome]

this made me wanna punch a baby....

[SEEKtheSEEN]

those rolls were double stops.....Great Job.

[jdvanwijk]

Good playing excellent

[12irishbuckeye]

I'd vote for the marimba before I voted for her.

[sam74]

marimba gone wacko!

[drummingislife91]

Curse you! Whoever this ladies high school instructor was!

[gutenacht93]

fucks sake, shes a poodle.

[bayardo241191]

-_____- 

[sebusolecko]

Maj gasz.... are you hearing yourself ?

[edr817]

are the mallets ok?

[drums4694]

Way to go South Carolina

[FCO0710]

"How to break a marimba" 

[Sk8erLyz]

Is this a joke?? hahahahahah

[langleyishappy]

she just wanted to give it a little jazz swing

[shavethebravedave]

give it up lady, you absolutely have now feeling, talent, tecnique and whatever you need to call yourself a good marimba player/musician, and you'll never have/be..sorry

[BryanJH13]

surprisingly enough you guys, i think she could squeeze a BIT harder... not much though

[diogoaguiar86]

minha nossa senhora :-( isto faz chorar qualquer musico, muito mais um percussionista

[MrBigman421]

ppor marimba

[deadaim1891]

Oh come on Sotuh Carolina! You got Carolina Crown! Not this shit!

[thextortionist]

that doesnt even sound like a marimba more like xylophone

[ayanasohma]

): Poor, poor marimba.. It sounds like she is just hacking on it, and playing wherever her hands lie. And her four-mallet grip.. was terrible.

[marimbagirl1993]

liesliesliesliesliesliesliesli­eslieslies....... LIES.

[wmlmw]

i feel bad for south carolina if that's the best talent they can come up with

[GJJalltheway]

3:35 is freakin awesome. rim shot!

[snareplaya15]

@GJJalltheway ahahahahahahahahahaha!

[GJJalltheway]

haha. her and the star wars trumpet lady should do a duet

[DLee594]

Was that... was that a stevens grip? In pit we could at least 100 pushups if we played anything like that and or murdered the grip that way. This is disgusting.

[opeth72]

the sad part is that no one in the audience can tell....

[MrBigYum]

And No, I won't shut up than.

[MrBigYum]

That was aweful.

And NO, I can't do any better.

[hehehelolz]

she....is.....terrible.......i wanna smack her......and i dont even play marimba......i play snare damn it and even i know that sucked

[MoonWolf571]

I play the marimba and find this method of playing rather embarrassing.

[ahypermango]

WHAT THE HELL AT 1:51 SHE JUST THROWS THE MALLETS BEHIND HER -____-

[mptdrums]

she reminds me of Evelyn Glennie, except Evelyn Glennie as actually good lol. and the marimba is not one of the world's oldest instruments.

[abyssuno]

If she won the pagent, i think that I am going to run for the presidency, using my limited marimba skills as my campaign.

[dzuy12]

she reminds me of a dancing skeleton especially with the music XD

[BiigWigglyStyle]

What the hell was that at 2:57? At least she was looking at the judges. Haha!

[opeth72]

@BiigWigglyStyle that was obviously the pancake-flat flam roll. HAHAHA!

[maltemv]

she is sp fucked up. i play better than that. my ears is hurts.

[TerrickDupont]

compared to the trumpet lady video..this chick is amazing!

[azledrummer7]

It weird because she can mover her hands pretty fast for her rolls, but oh my god, is every bar cracked after that? I could have sworn I saw her playing with rocks. Sorry, the marimba is not for you. Your better off helping kids with Ebola in africa.

[drummergirl151]

yeah looks like someone taught her that a week before the competition. i was prepared to be amazed and proud that a percussionists made it to the miss america competition, but i was terribly disappointed =(

[polissonet50]

don't be so demanding ! this is a miss contest or something similar. She is courageous to play in fron of a big audience !...:) To judge you have to consider the background. Good job Carrie!

[anyusername93]

sounds like she was starting to swing the beat at 2:00

[gothrowsome2a]

god her mallet technique oh my god.

[basedrummer06]

3:32 Omg, she hit a resonator!

[toncils]

some of her rolls weren't half bad....

[SolidMixer]

@toncils Thats because half her hands were actually on the right note.

[permagic]

hahaha 3:34

[fhssnare]

Give her a break. She has to break technique to a degree to please the audience and seem elegant. She is nervous because this pageant.

[TheItoilet]

She doesn't have to break technique that much... and if she did she could at least get the notes right.

[drummergirl151]

@fhssnare here's another perspective on that: are the chicks who perform in front of thousands and thousands of people who know what real percussion skill is at DCI or WGI or what not supposed to play this way? i think not.

[marcthecoolman]

learn...technique....you dumb....hooker....

[ilikemewaffle]

did she die?

[MaskedJalapeno]

that poor marimba :'(

[aintmybabyfour]

@MaskedJalapeno My poor ears..

[Saint2558]

bwahahahaha...wow. That is all.

[marimbaplayer2012]

her 4 mallet technique is awful and its making me cry a little. her thumbs aren't on top, she needs to watch her perch's, she's using to much arm, i bet there's more i didn't catch but it was only like 15 seconds long. i'm not trying to be mean or snobbish but i just had to comment on that

[cj1lorenz]

ohhhhhhh mad skills

[knockedup10]

shes so cute it makes up for everything else!! RULE #1 ya'al. smile no matter what! :-D

[robertopercu]

Somebody must tell her that she isn´t a good percusionist...please!

[kayylowpez]

what the hell did she hit at 3:33? haha

[shadowduck93]

resonator

[rollinfever15]

ahahhaha

[Palavalve]

AHAHA, I'm peein my pants ova here!!

[njochoa1]

Miss Texas switched out her stick bag with one that had nothing but hards in it!

[yohanf11]

poor marimba.... She's killing it !

[IHATEPLAID]

hmm

[Jchuu]

mmm.... that was not very good..

[mysteryrockssssssss]

her rolls suck lol hahaha

[dsilva1096]

woww...it sounds lik she missed a looottt of notes

[MartinSchwager]

OMG :-O

she memorized the music...^^

[k6k6k6Darkie]

When she's using 2 mallets, is she using xylophone mallets? She only had one dynamic during the entire solo: LOOOUUUD!!! Absolutely terrible.

[lilgoo1357]

Are u guys saying u can play a marimba better? it seems fine to me, and everyone is a percussionist I've heard.

[psychicboy]

thats exactly what I'm saying.

[dropdeadfred314]

you suck

[tytzer93]

God.... Pls don't tell me she won.

[katsadako]

kinda looks like a poodle...

[StringUsername]

Oh my god... please tell me she didn't win... I just sat and watched in absolute horror...

[percphs]

Did she win this?

[plygrndsk8er]

it wasnt that bad?

lol

[profcuddlebuns08]

how was that even funny.... i know she played it horribly but i expected her to take the mallet and start punishing herself cuz she sucked so much....

[texashorns76]

That was awful...

[SYLperc]

at least shes playing on the write side of the instrument

[chutdigadut]

not bad! pretty damn good! A LOT better than i was expecting!

[KewnBr0]

dude! YEAH!!! nice