Epic Story: Why I stopped doorbell ditching as a kid

[steelJ4RV1S]

sorry if this sounds gay, but how do you keep your bangs out of your face? im trying to grow my hair out and every time i move an inch my bangs just flood my face :(

[azuritereaction]

@steelJ4RV1S just gotta get your hair long enough that its weight keeps it down off your face

[steelJ4RV1S]

@azuritereaction ah ok i guess i just need to "eat a bag" for a while till it gets longer lol

[Raffi22132]

I love stories on youtube like rooster teeth do and other people like you :D

[M3xicanTacO]

Haha awesome story:)

[AdamantSystems]

I'm BLACK and I don't door ditch. >:|

And no, I don't steal bikes.

[azuritereaction]

@AdamantSystems lolwut?

[stephanobro]

@azuritereaction You are so brave You are my goddamn hero <3

[YoannaIsAwesome]

you're on reddit! =D

[GodzGamerz]

Ye old time story.

lol

[Drewpweiner84]

I know I sound like a little kid but plz tell more stories!

[azuritereaction]

@Drewpweiner84 there will be more stories lol

[xTenshiAi]

Your old people accent is hilarious xD

[ProvidentTools]

Good story but why do you need to use bad language so mucho. I would love to show this to my kids so they can learn not to do this but you are cussing the whole way through.

[azuritereaction]

@ProvidentTools I don't need to use it, but it's how I naturally speak, as well as my friends, parents, co-workers, uncles, aunts, cousins, etc.

Cursing can be used without any negativity and only as a way to exclaim something strongly, if you raise your kids with that mentality like my parents/family did.

[Dontpickmelast101]

epic story to hear after school

[AfrojacX]

YIE OLL' TYME STORIE

[xTenshiAi]

@AfrojacX LOL

[PandaBearLuv3r]

I WANT MORE OF THIS PLEASE

[metsfan12694]

"But we weren't going to debate it with him" lol

[DeathGerbil202022]

Dez bought a high-resolution security camera, lol

[azuritereaction]

@DeathGerbil202022 this was shot on a cell phone

[Esupanitix]

@azuritereaction Then you sir have the best not-a-potato-camera cell phone ever.

[sadiecake05]

tell a new story

[Maxaga]

wicked stories man

[TicTacAnyone]

Town meeting at Dez's house.

[RevolutionsIX]

There's a tear in the fabric on the right seat

[DaCoolestNerdXD1]

Damn these are so cool & interesting. KEEP IT UP!

[VideoGameMaster167]

It's ding-dong ditch!

[132456ish]

@VideoGameMaster167 thats the modern name about 8-12 years ago it was door bell ditching

[VideoGameMaster167]

@132456ish oh,sorry. : $

[132456ish]

@VideoGameMaster167 actually it was something like 1990-2001 it died at 2001

[UnknownPinecone]

@VideoGameMaster167 Ding Dong itch

[Articwolf527]

Hey Dez what kinda car is that

[wcp123]

do more stories

[DoruDoruFlute]

I also like the stories.

[Skeetz4]

dont lie azurite, you still doorbell ditch..

[bargainking26]

Awesome story, I'd watch more

[ohaidare]

once a seagull sat on my head lol, fortunately it didn't poop

[Guitraboy]

Oh btw do more of these please

[Guitraboy]

Well.. FUCK xD

[helloIlikepie5]

do more

[tashona123]

This halloween I decided to try and ding ding ditch my best friends house, I did it about 4 times and was just laughing my head off cause they fell for it everytime, on the fifth time I rang the doorbell, ran of thier steps and hid behind their truck, when I turned around to do it again her dad was there holding a ax and was in a hockey mask, i was so scared I fell on my butt, it was hilarious! lol great vid Azurite, keep it up!

[gottalovegenesis]

cool story bro

[rokkarokkaali]

OBAMA, you shouldn't use tax payer money for political reasons(the ad said to)

[Rezzell]

Oh, man. I lol'd hard this time.

[Kerbesk]

Do more of these videos!!

[Icy588]

I'll GET YOU CRAZY KIDS!

[DrayFan12]

Aye, ladie, more stories please.

[darianrox99]

LONG LIVE THE IRISH

[kokane1798]

the storys are amazing !

[XxAnEvilWafflexX]

You need a beanie :3

[SoonToBeAwesome]

MOOOOOOOORE EPIIIIIIIIC STORIEEEEEEEEEES

[mariah123waddle]

it was just so fucking loud...my lips are dry you know. :) lol random as hell

[whatsupwitdat45]

Me gusta =) Do more like this

[Bleeder599]

cool story bro

but seriously, that's pretty crazy, would love to hear some more stories if you've got em

[MEATWADFTW]

@Bleeder599 yes more stories for all your fans!

[warrioranz]

I subbed because of this video!

[Mazter0fMuppetz]

bring them stories! surprise us with the angles

[Ericquin6515]

You,sir, are in a aerostar van. Correct?

[EssThree]

I listened through the whole vid, so yeah, go nuts.

[FallOfMind]

I find this easy to masturbate to.

[BeAwesome1011]

your stories are beast so yea keep it up and all my likes r belongs to these stories *likes*

[higanigaist]

MOAR!!!!

[Redvsbluefan900]

holy shit dude

[Mig0103]

More ridiculous stories like this, please.

[07hottie0]

Was that like an old ford aerostar? Post more like this :)

[TheGregoriousGreg]

Lol Tangerine Shish Kabob shirt :D

[SonicTranceable]

MOOAARRRRRRRR AND THE SAME ANGLE :DDDDDD

[AC3FACE]

your happy wheels voice <3

[Countach435]

how do you set your camera up like that in the car, its so stable

[acemrawesome]

I really like the stories, plz do more. =D

[Mastertoad4389]

Apparently you lived in Butthurt City, USA, man. Damn.

[ChrisXDumbass]

hey azuritereaction i've been thinking about your door bell when you gonna ring it? when you gonna ring it?

[Lazerchicken93]

that was a good story!.. i hope to see more of these ;_)

[war9001zomg]

Great story.

Can we have more?

Me and my best friend listened to this story together. We both liked it.

[MrJmanzman]

Yea i was intorested and yes i know i spelled it wrong

[gaaralee1234]

Ah yes, risking my life and others just to do a video while driving...Hm...doorbell ditching seems less risky now donn'it?

[azuritereaction]

@gaaralee1234 I have to ask, how much experience do most of you who think this is dangerous have with driving?

Most people, after a few years of driving, don't even remember they're driving: I have no memory of most of the times I've driven, and studies show that most people are the same.

If you watch the video, I'm looking straight forward about 90% of the time, only taking quick glances when there's no one around me: does everyone think talking to your passengers is just as dangerous?

[gaaralee1234]

I've watched the whole video, yes. But still, doing anything else while driving, especially while going down a freeway is just a giant 'NO.' Because it's not your life even at this point, it's others. And I've been driving for a half a year.

[azuritereaction]

@gaaralee1234 So you don't talk to passengers, you don't think of other things, you don't daydream, you don't drink anything, you don't use a hands free cell phone, you don't use a GPS, you don't look at freeway signs, none of that?

[gaaralee1234]

Nope, I'm pretty focused on the road. If I drink, it's only at stoplights.

I'm not attacking you, I just don't think you should do stuff like this, I'm concerned mostly for your and other peoples safety is all. But, if you say so mate...

[SteveOTheMan16]

@gaaralee1234 what he's doing is equivalent to talking to someone in the passenger seat... it's not a hazard really

[Jeremytroid]

I like the stories :D

[nengel28]

more stories more stories yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

[DeathnoteBB]

I like this angle, you can just look into the camera cause it's right there

[LarsPwnsAll98]

Ahaha~ more stories like this pl0x

[Technokidd101]

You need to do more of these... I was interested the whole time :3

[tontonpeach]

My cousin and I :p

[DeathnoteBB]

@tontonpeach fuck grammar he's dezmond

[AKSpartanKiIIer]

Excuse me good sir, Would you happen to know when the narwhal bacons?

[azuritereaction]

@AKSpartanKiIIer why in the world did your comment get spam nailed?

[mcrockband13]

why did i always think u lived in canada? :P

[MixedCDsPwn]

4:58 mmm you have beautiful eyeees

diners delight

[LiquidPoweredNeon]

LA? Me wanna seeeeeeeee

[XxBlueChewxX]

oh my god dez i would have pissed myself if you looked at the camera then looked back at the road and where like "HOLY TITTIES, BAGGAAHHAHAHGAGAGAH!!!!" and then just took a deep breath and began to recite the story again. hhaaahhhh.... by the way there is a kid at my school and every time i see him i think of you so if i find out his name i'll link him in another comment...i doubt you'll read this but i still will.

[AaronSkone]

I really wanna hear more 'bizarre shit' from you, I got a good laugh out of this.

[SuperSonicBoom010]

I seriously like the story and would love more. Not sure I like you looking at the camera while driving though Dez. I'm crazy about that crap.

[sammerthanyou]

why are you still driving? where are you going! The damn moon!? Jesus on a stick man! almost 8:00 of driving.. well when it's put that way it doesn't seem like that much.. but still, where are you GOOING!? (lol going*)

[deathwish359]

@sammerthanyou lmfao..!!!! he said hes going to L.A....ahahaha didnt u hear him in the beginning?

[sammerthanyou]

@deathwish359 LIES!!

[deathwish359]

@sammerthanyou Listen to him in the beginning.!!!!

[sammerthanyou]

@deathwish359 He already told me.!!!!

[GregPollard]

@sammerthanyou he says in the video, come on man.

[DeathnoteBB]

@sammerthanyou dude 8 minutes is like going to nowhere...

[azuritereaction]

@sammerthanyou I was driving to LA: I drove 6 hours that day

[sammerthanyou]

@azuritereaction jesus on a stick mayne, that's too long t be driving D:

[ThePop102]

Wow, nice story xX, I have 2 stories....one of my friends ding-dong one house, and never expected, it was a cop and he was holding a gun, and they didn't run fast enough, so he caught them, but it was just a warning...but still they ding-dong ditch houses, another one was from another friend and his brother and cousin ding-dong a house like at 8:00 pm, and my friend didn't even know that they were doing this, so he was at the door and the guy came out side with a knife, lucky, my friend was okay

[emachines509police]

Hahahaha XD

[UnknownGuitarHeroguy]

This is great Dez, do more!

[novusordo]

Ford Aerostar

[paulyo4]

i loved this story

[nineninefour]

Shut up you stupid faggot, you tell a story like you have a fucking vagina.

[azuritereaction]

@nineninefour DAMN BOY YOU REAL HARDCORE AINTCHA, YOU SHOULD MAKE A VIDEO TELLING PEOPLE HOW TO TELL A STORY LIKE A REAL MAN, EAT THAT BEEF, DO SOME MORE REPS, GET RIPPED SON, GET FUCKIN RIPPED HELL YEAH MAN YOU HARDCORE DAWG

no

[fishielover1124]

@azuritereaction You're response to that douche bag just made me giggle <3 You're awesome :D

[beatlesecw]

@azuritereaction Greatest reply ever to anything in history of stuff!

[skatertom5678]

@azuritereaction hope you dont mind im useing that everytime i get a comment like that, as or after you read this i have it in notepad on my laptop

[TicTacAnyone]

@azuritereaction

You wan sum beef? Wan me to make it RAIGHT NAO?

[shroomz111]

@nineninefour HEY YO YOU FUCK! I've been watching this guys videos for about 2 years now, he has no vagina nor is a faggot. you fucking troll. go suck a mother fucking dick. you sloppy ass whore. now i dont know if ur a boy or a girl but ur as fem as fuck bro. dont care if i get banned for this or not but who the fuck are you to be calling this man a fag? he has videos, has a heart condition loves his fans and supports everything. so go suck a mother fucking dick fuck you retarded fucker bitch F

[shroomz111]

@shroomz111 ((the thingy ran out of characters but here is the conclusion))= UCKER! now going to end with an obscure amount of violence:FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK, YOU WANNA FUCK? NOPE FUCK YOU! FUCK IS THE FUCK OF THE DICK YOU FUCK: NO MORE FUCK FOR YOU; FUCK YOU YOU FUCKETY FUCKET BITCH WHORE ASS HOLE RETARD FUCKER MOTHER FUCKER BITCH FUCK WHOER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUK FUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK UUUUUUUUUUU YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKF CUK FUK YOU BITCH FUCK NOONELIKESYOUUDICKSICKEDFAGGOT GO FUKKKK URSELF! FUKKKK

[nineninefour]

@shroomz111 Woah dude. Dude, woah. I was just saying his story fucking sucks and he should kill himself that's all.

And he's an ugly no pussy getting faggot too.

[CCCachinnate]

@nineninefour FUCK YOU........i bet you have an inverted penis yep thats what happened.

[azuritereaction]

@nineninefour hahahaha

[legendofzelda100]

@nineninefour Yeah, because having a story that sucks is a great reason to kill yourself. You're super fucking smart.

[deathwish359]

@nineninefour HAHAHAHA you just got analy fucked owned by the great Dez.!!! hahah

[UntitledKirk]

@nineninefour Lol you're trolling behind a computer screen like a pussy! You're the stupid faggot, you faggot.

[BADRANG4EVER]

@nineninefour PLEASE TELL US ALL why the fuck are you watching this video??? STFU and go watch something else instead vagina boy

[Lugo428]

@nineninefour Wow. Indignant gnat. I would love to hear a story you got that can top this. I bet you don't have one.

[WiggyPlease18]

random question but what happened to the passengers seat in your car? a dog or something get to it?

[azuritereaction]

@WiggyPlease18 it's over 20+ years old, and it was previously owned haha

[SBCxReVenAnT]

I stopped door bell ditching because my neighbours took out their door bells...

[AmateurRemixer]

Cool story bro...

[TheDesteos]

honostly at the very very beggining about when you said you went to a different neighborhood and it was a bad idea i though you doorbell ditched a pedo and was going to chase you guys. im fucking stupid

[replayking1]

@TheDesteos I thought when he said that, that they doorbell ditched (not racist anything) a black dudes house and he came out with a pistol or some shit! (happened to me when I did this stuff)

[thehsushoe]

MORE!!!!! MOOAAAARRR!! Perfect angle and shit.

[AmateurHero101]

more stories, deffinitely

[ForForm]

Epic story of epicness xD

[PaperComa]

More stories, definitely.

[KisaCBob100]

More stories! 

[person27100]

more epicness!

[PlatinumDestroyer]

Moar.

[Synnergy08]

Great story! If you have any more, please share them. :)

[CroMag523]

more of this please!

[ckyy2j]

I felt like I was apart of this story sonce my name is william

[AttemptsNotMade]

keep going with the stories, this shit is gold xD

[thaguthixman]

laughed my ass!



[Lugo428]

What kind of car you drive?

[DI4B0L1CALg3n1u5]

Epic story Dez, I wouldn"t mind hearing more stuff like this.

[BigTuna1994]

MORE of these!

[partybug67]

You do know that all Australians DON'T sound like that crocidle hunter, right?

[azuritereaction]

@partybug67 No, I had no idea, I'm from the year 1850, of course all Australians sound like that and all Californians (like myself) sound like surfers if we're guys, and valley girls if we're women.

Also, all texans sound like Hank Hill, obviously.

[partybug67]

@azuritereaction PROPANE.

[AfrojacX]

@azuritereaction Don't forget Minnesotans sounding like Canadians, Swedes, and Norwegians. Yeah, that stereotype gets old pretty fast.

[gamemaster761]

@azuritereaction is Arizona extinct in the year 1850?

[thehsushoe]

@azuritereaction You're right. We enjoy propane and propane accessories.

[GregPollard]

@azuritereaction PROPANE looolololol keep it up Az

[DeathnoteBB]

@azuritereaction Holy shit year 1850? :o You shoulda picked me up a tophat.

[FallOfMind]

@azuritereaction yeah, but not too many people here in Texas LOOKS like Hank Hill..except your mom.

[Mattieee0wnz]

where did you hang the camera?

[AfrojacX]

. I'll never forget the sound of that car switching to reverse and pulling up next to us. So fast...

[AfrojacX]

Reminds me of the time my friend, his younger brother and I were laying cans down on the street so cars would run them over. The people would just drive around them, though, so eventually I just said "Screw it" and tossed a can at a car as it drove by while we were walking. I threw it too late, though, and instead of landing beneath the car, it hit the hood of the car, which was a convertible, and flew just over the driver's head. What ensued was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life

[Unkenmunk]

Please do more stories they are very enjoying.

[pandamage22]

Great story :D Hope to hear more.

[eliteninja23]

wow, that was pretty entertaining. yes to more stories, yes to the camera angle as well.

[Menolifee]

Hahhahhaha.

I love this. Doorbell ditching ftw. ;)

[goombakiller1]

moar stories

[darkender000]

Yeah man keep the angle and the story blogs

[DrFirstaidmonkeyz]

I wouold love to hear more like these, this was a Insta-Favourite.

[xXmongopongoXx]

more stories :D

[newfyforlife22]

ahahaha, i have a weird suspicion that this guy with the bat and Truck was a hillbilly ?

[MadMetalSlayer1134]

0:43 made my day