Riker's Sex Addiction

[Joee003]

"You weren't like that before the beard!" LMFAO

[DefLeppardVanHalen]

I wanna be like Riker.

[MusicJamSchauspiel]

Alright, then I'm supposed to marry Data =D

[SawdustProductions]

I has half-expecting you to cut in the whole Frame of Mind freakout after Lwaxana announced she and Will were getting hitched.

[miloootic]

Riker is soooo fuking hot,tall,beared,bleu eyes,im sure a huge package :D perfect guy.

[ladyNiloriel]

When did Beverly and Riker ever hook up?

[tyu3456]

i jizzed

[TheBesmircher]

Zap Brannigan



[salozmen29]

What episode is that first clip from?

[AdrianCoyote]

You can barely see it, but at 4:26, right after says "I'll call you the next time I pass through your star system", watch Riker's as he leaves the screen. Smirk!

[hypnosifl]

Awesome, but in case anyone gets the wrong idea about ol' Riker, the two rapey ones near the end were a holographic simulation from a trial and a psychic projection by an evil alien. Also, love that the ending features Rick Berman as the sole credit...

[MexicanTuber]

"One? Or Both?" Calm down Riker, we know you can handle a threesome but don't take advantage of your Star Fleet status.

[lakzefar]

No. 1 Rapist

[IzabellaRitaSzendi]

What a PIMP!XD

[rogue3xmen13]

Space STDs! Actually, I think that Riker may have gotten as much action as Kirk if not more. Also, I thought Data was the "sex machine" (no pun intended) on the ship. Guess I was wrong? Riker certainly got action.

[zionphoenix001]

Spreading STDS across the galaxy.

[ihatefurrys]

The David Duchovny of the 24th century

[557011]

wich episode at 9:20?

[557011]

i cant wait to learn ahahaha if only girls acted that way =P

[mastigoz]

im new to star trek and right now im in the middle of season 5 of st tng, the chapter the outcast in wich he falls for an androgenal person (5:47) and there i learned that rikers sex habits have no limits. XD

(by the way i stop the vid there to avoid spoilers XD)

[legalglitz]

I would have forced him to get an STD test...then I would have tamed him.

[MysteryoftheGods]

Is it wrong to want to be Will Riker?

[JONMANITOWOC]

Riker must sling meat like I do

[msinvincible2000]

Why is everybody so mean with Riker? I like him. :)

[raverkansascity]

Riker is a pimp, and pimpin ain't easy.

[DalekBen]

7:08-7:25 what episode was that?

[sithlordbill]

its not an addiction to riker, its a game.

[Constellation05]

jeez he is a manwhore, isn't he ;-)

[IdiotWithMovieMaker]

Lal, put him down!

[MrHoppers002]

I wonder why generalgrin never did a video about kirk having a sex addiction

[GeneralGrin]

@MrHoppers002 there were already a lot of videos about Kirk and his conquests, but there was none about Riker

[cverlo]

@MrHoppers002

Riker had four seasons more to indulge.

[MrHoppers002]

his best catch is ro laren. lol

[deppgurl150]

lol Riker you dog! Hey what episode did Riker and Crusher makeout?! How the hell did I miss that?

[ouijamoose]

@deppgurl150 The Host. Riker is hosting a Trill in that scene.

[Reneebenson]

he was my favriote on next genration

[ComeClaritySucks]

Riker's phaser-abortions are kind of sick.

[HorstsAuto]

3:30 does anyone know in which episode this is?

[jssstephenson]

@HorstsAuto the first contact

[wolgreth]

He is another Tiger Woods; he needs therapy!

[Usul573]

She says thanks for sticking by me, but did it sound like the by was cut out?

[Usul573]

Words fail to describe the scene at 3:18

[bazzatheblue]

The phaser thing`s a bit kinky,i bet he likes the old partial asphxiation and orange in the mouth trip.

[In0tuhTR3KKi3]

Ok, so I counted 29 women. And you KNOW there was wayyy more than that :]]]

[MrPhukyou]

I love how those Klingon bitches flirt with Riker. Come on Riker, you know you want some Klingon love.

[vvpassat]

yeah thats like Picard want Borg Queen love

[alphabetaxenonzzzcat]

Riker was Star Trek's number one love machine!!! He got laid a lot!!! The ultimate Sci Fi man whore!!!

[morganseathomson]

I like how neer the end of this video Riker has a downward spiral in his standards, starting with fucking the 12 year alien prostitute at 8:04, then killing her, then goin on a rape rampage. Good compilation choices.

[KattFire]

What I find funnier than your inability to spell 'near', is the fact that you haven't watched the show, or at least, those episodes.

The "Twelve-year-old prostitute" is a lot older than twelve. Over sixty years old, even. Also, the rape scenes, one's an illusion, and the other is a false testimony.

[morganseathomson]

Thanks @KattFire I've only seen a few episodes, which I'm glad she finds amusing. What's nice for me is that when I watch these clips outside of the context of their episodes it creates a whole new narrative about Riker's sex addiction... almost as if the creator of the video had intended to do this... but maybe I'm just thinking too much about video art theory.. (on second viewing that 60 year old still only looks about 24max, but because she's so tiny next to Riker, she looks younger still.)

[AudiaGirl]

I feel a little awkward watching this.

[Usul573]

It's just, Jesus, too much by the end.

Some of it is just ridiculous, a lot of weird circumstances, which are all spread out instead of being done like this.

[gamegoof]

That was awesome, ive seen the whole series and still got surprised a few times, i guess its been a while :)

Nice job!

[MozTS]

LOL

[42underscore]

They still have ceiling fans in the future.

[hobbitninja]

@42underscore What else would they use to kill paper airplanes and such? Gotta keep that under control

[BadLactose]

Mmmm. I had the biggest crush on Riker when I was a kid.

[wolgreth]

Riker is trying to be Kirk but failed.

[moyergeo]

He's just friendly, y'all are jealous

[MasterJediRatGrl]

it wouldn't be star trek if there wasn't a womanizing horny captain

[737SYLAR737]

OK woah woah woah hold everything. WAS RIKER JUST KISSING KIRA NERYS?!?!?! OK I AM SO CONFUSED. AND WHAT WAS WITH HIM MAKING OUT WITH BEVERLY CRUSHER?!?!? I'M SO CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DEP717]

The one with Kira was Riker's transporter double. Tom Riker. He lived but basically lost a bunch of years of his life marooned on a planet somewhere.

With Crusher, Riker was hosting a Trill thing for a short time, to keep it alive. That influenced him.

[tophergrallison]

@DEP717 wow. uh, thanks for clearing that up.

[DEP717]

It's not like I'm a nerd or anything lol ;)

[737SYLAR737]

OK if I were Troi, and Riker was kissing me like that and his intentions were obvious, I wouldn't be telling him not to, I would be ripping off his clothes!! (and yes I am a girl)

[737SYLAR737]

Riker doesn't have a sex addiction... OK maybe he does... just a little.

[hugeackman]

space syphilis

[elixxur]

LMAO I can show it to you if you like, it's microscopic. Aw aw aw aw aw Riker's wee wee fail

[737SYLAR737]

FAIL RIKER'S WEE WEE EPIC FAIL!!!!!

[MagikGimp]

This one could be twice the length at least... :/

[GirlsAloudOCD]

He was a bit desperate at times. Some of those "chicks" are jacked up in the face.

[maestro4202]

HAHAH at 8:10 he's like 'damn cheap ass federation phasers!'

[Brentaubrey]

Kirk got way more chicks.

[msinvincible2000]

@Brentaubrey well, of course: Kirk was faaaaaaaaar more handsome and charming than Riker. And he didn't have chest hair...

[05mjdubb]

@msinvincible2000 - I must disagree. Riker is my kind of man's man. Kirk was too metro for my tastes.

[alexfanx]

Chick at 7:25, is that a a vagina in her head?

[DrWhoAssistant]

Great video, I especially liked the ending, that was the funniest. :)

[arkane78]

LOL Re-Kirk... it's TRUE. Riker - Poster-boy for 'interspecies contact'. Love the video :)

[KaraLVRogue]

that Amanda chick is hot.

[spinninglink]

lol he makes out with them then phasers them!

[clockers678t]

Riker has probed alot of black holes during his travels throughout the quadrant

[MisterEvil1]

Black, white, green and spotted, they don't call him Re-Kirk for nothing!

[tonytarheel55]

@clockers678t white holes too lol!

[fatdogwiggle]

I remember watching this was a kid and thinking riker was a dick and wondering why he was such a skank.

[Zidel333]

What's the episode at 5:00? Riker kinda looks like Mr Darcy.

[DesJonze69]

Giggidy, giggidy, giggidy

[paislibee]

Riker is tha Man, i wish i was on a Sex Voyage in space too....

[Bendixensen]

He's such a slut

[jsmith0433]

i thought kirk was a hoe

[Sei1863]

AHAHAHA

That face, and then: "if you make love to me"

too much... I faveourited it just for that!

[DAOzz83]

Wow. That was... more than I remembered. The things you never notice when you're only ten years old...

[maja88xx]

LOL!!!...I could arrange it to see it if u like, its microscopic. ROFLOL!!!

[Herufaia]

Yeah that part had me on the floor.

[ortefox]

i never noticed how much sexuality there is in star trek

[oreolvrs1987]

watch "star trek the sexed generations" if you liked this

[ortefox]

already seen it

[llyrae]

he is a HOE!

[telesniper2]

old boy's fuckin everything!

[ZeroShift5000]

lol not everyone...everything lol

[lmille07]

lol one or both XD You're new around here aren't ya?

[agnesed]

Well 1/3 of these clips are situations where its not actually William Riker (ie The Host, the dream sequences, DS9, Violations flashback,fake testimony bit etc)or edited together by the user.Yes he did get around a lot but can you blame the ladies? As for Deanna taking him back...well according to the Violations flashback sequence (if I remember correctly), Riker wanted to get back together after arriving on the Enterprise but she said no, so technically the ball was always in her court.

[Steebz]

and deanna always takes him back...

[Ocelot88]

"One or both" Atta boy Riker

[SaiyanVes]

lmao! he's the biggest slut on the Enterprise.

[llyrae]

got that right

[marigraninha25]

oH..MY....he´s amazing!!! much better than Kirk!!!!

[apkas7]

intergalaktičko žigolo br.1....što sve on nije jeb...

[HAKALOOGY]

dont hate the player

[wolgreth]

this man clearly needs help. Riker is a poster child for sex addicts.

He needs to talk to Oparh and Dr. Phil

[mackhumes]

And I thought kirk was bad...

[HorstsAuto]

"He is not very attractive, but I'll have him!"....LoL

[Anchelios]

1:24 LOL

[lzbthwtts07]

haha

what a pervert xD

love him anyway!!

[Seyahhsod]

8:46-9:05=RAPE!

[Pappirap]

He is not a slut he is just a man

[sighsgkj]

So start from top...got it!

[Hallux19]

hes a real slut :)

[Russell642]

lol, 1:50. so smooth.

[whatwhat19]

what a player!

[robuk1981]

It was Tom Riker who shot Kira not Will Riker

[CaptainPositron]

He's a sadist!

[AgentCross420]

Saying a man has a sex addiction is a bit redundant.

[rudeEMOboi]

LOL

his face when dater came in.

"commander, what are your intentions towards my daughter" :D

[kawless]

Lol, brings a girl a drink, tells her "family emergency" and sits down with another date!

[GeneralGrin]

he dates several girls simultaniously

[timfortune9]

This is what pimps will be like in the 24th century.

[idgirl97]

Riker was a pimp

[AlmightyDoctor]

It wasn't enough to be a player, Riker had to start shooting hookers and raping people.

[robuk1981]

i want a holo deck dang it

[CountArtha]

That makes 1,267,591,998 of us.

[SolAurum]

What's the one where Riker kisses Nerys?

[peaceduke]

No, that Bajoran woman is not Nerys, but Ro Laren, who actually was a member of the Enterprise's crew

[SolAurum]

At 8:18 it definitely looks like Kira Nerys... I could be wrong.

[peaceduke]

Yes, the one at 8:18 looks *exactly* like Nerys. (But why did he shoot her?)

The scene with Laren started at 5:13.

[unsightly]

It is Kira - it's from an episode of DS9 where he plays his transporter-clone Tom Riker and betrays the Federation to the hated terrorists, the Maquis. He seduces Kira.

[themysteriouskiller]

Nice LOOOOOOOL

[TheMorMor]

The bigest pimp in the alpha quadrant.

[Ilissill]

Age and food crushed his semi ok looks

[fistpittingnork]

"One? Or both?" Ha, Riker you dog, you!

[SnarkLicker]

Hallie Todd (Lal) is so cute. They say everyone's sexuality falls on a continuum between straight and gay, and that chick is one of the few who actually makes it all the way to "I'd give it a shot" on my straight-to-gay scale. :-)

[mellysheepy]

beverly and riker? must have missed that episode!

[mopanda81]

what episode is the one where rike does the aline?

[treki21]

First Contact

[Triforce007]

They probably made him like that to be like Capt. Kirk. And get all the ladies and what's wrong with that.

[loganrogue24]

Riker loves women he should have banged Kamala though.

[PharryGirl]

Riker is a pimp

[gelfar89]

respect! what a player!

[TrekkieJade]

What does Deanna see in him?

[Supenmanu]

the only women that Riker didn't have are the ones Kirk had (-:

[Wilnan1]

That's because in the 24th century a new std called Kirk Warts was brought to life when he screwed a trible.

[tonyt55]

sloppy seconds lol

[mikiroony]

well, that was before Bill Shatner got... His actual size. But I think Tom Paris would have been a proper candidate if he hadn't been lost in space ;) Ah... I love Nerdtalk.

[BILLCLINTONVOICEOVER]

It has just recently been announced that he was gay!!!

[stansayer]

No, he's been married to the same chick since 1988. Frakes was just born in Pennsylvania; that's his only flaw.

[SSPerfectChaos]

I forgot how bad Riker was till I saw this vid.

[stansayer]

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!! Lillith was after Riker, and they were both dressed up as dorky aliens!

[arandomperson240]

uhh... just look at kirk, he was wayy more with the ladies

[shedininja001]

lol

[teemuruskeepaa]

Excuse me, when I was a child, I admired Riker for being so spontaneus about women. This hold true and it is not correct to call it an addiction. Call it chivalry and passion.

[JackTraven2525]

That Irish chick was hot.

[RealCowboyWayne2]

Agreed!

[kdum8]

wow! Riker get to have all the fun...

[EliteRanger]

DAMN Riker banged Doc Crusher too?!? That man got more lovin' than Kirk ever did. A Kirk video would last maybe a minute...

[hippiemommaida]

Kirk always got the girls, too. I guess it is the rank.

[EliteRanger]

Actually, Kirk was only seriuosly romantically involved with three women. Out of the original 79 episodes, Kirk only kissed 16 women, and 8 of those he was forced, 5 he kissed not because he liked them but because he was trying to save his ship or get out of something, and the last 3 were the ones he was seriously romantically involved with. :D

[uglyfatfuck]

What epsoide is that?! I don't remember seeing that at all! This is VERY surprising to me.

[EliteRanger]

What is??

[Dionpitman]

i think he/she is referring to Riker and Crusher...which happened in season 4 episode "The Host" when Crusher's Trill lover was killed and his symbiont was briefly implanted into Riker.

[wceagle4life]

Picard probably wasn't very happy when he found that out, I think...

[TerPor]

Riker loves women :)

[EliteRanger]

And women like Riker. ;)