Monster Ark - Part 5/9

[silvereagle2061]

its mini gun time

[BeigomaStudios053]

5:54 epic pointing

[marting1984]

this is some hot garbage.

[UndeadBeaner]

Man, they need a 50. cal. with Slight of hand and ghost pro!

[docatomics]

...can you imagine what are uploads are worth to those beyond that watch if this dribble cost us this much;

~there isn't no tax on commerced which we broadcast that is observed and consumed for beyond the roof top;

=with slight pleasure, I hand NSA the bill for all they cost, as they view each and every take!

[docatomics]

...imagnine paying 8 bucks at a theature to see this production

~scary thought

[BlueGlowingLight4]

@docatomics I paid £13 for a DVD of a film which is actually worse than this... well maybe, there's still time for this to get REALLY bad.

[comedyrecords720]

the only thing good about this movie is the black guy i mean,,,,he is fucken tank!

[ShotByABazooka]

This movie is terrible. The writer should be barred from writing ever again. And renee oconnor should slap the hell out of her agent for getting her to do this.

[luisLr4]

since when does the army dont call for backup everything in this movie is wrong i am just glad they made this movie for sci fi and not the theater

[myastroflight]

I don't know why they are so worried about it.

It is only one, the last one, no magic powers, just slash slash.

How long would it take to kill 6 billion people one by one?

[docatomics]

@myastroflight ...very scieneless illogical fiction movie, likely we could reproduce faster than this critter could regrow claw nails' the show makes no sense at all !

~ nothing adds annoyance to waisting time watching these movies, pure genius

[mayjason84]

this a great movie excellen post UberOnScreen. Manticore is another great move.

[lockhughes]

Right... a few thou rounds fired at the thing and they haven't figured out yet that maybe their weapons are ineffective??? LOL

[FLCNPUNCH]

"it says that if the creature is released an age of darkness will desend on all mankind"

why not tell them that BEFORE they open pandoras box...

[docatomics]

@FLCNPUNCH ...uh you spoiled the punch line, thanks kindly;

~hope they didn't spend to much on this non such !

[docatomics]

@FLCNPUNCH ...uh you spoiled the punch line, thanks kindly;

~hope they didn't spend to much on this non such !

=now I needn't watch the other 8 parts , instead I'll just fart !

[FLCNPUNCH]

@docatomics You would not be missing much. i'm not saying the movie is horrible(for a syfy movie its not bad) but some of the plot elements, camera angles, CRAPPY SYFY CGI, and bad acting could go for sure XD

[5355vbxjbj76rvn]

"It could be some prehistoric creature from the past..." - not bad: prehistoric creatures have a habit of being from the past. How boring of them.

The creature's armour looks like painted plastic . It's armoured - so how can they hurt it ?

[mac19971]

7:17, I thought these guys were proffesionals, lol. Looks like I've gotta rethink my ideas about things. Oh wait I knew they were damn amateurs all along.

[HolziWolziWooo]

I love the storyline buuuuut this does suck. I'm only watching for Renee (:

[teflonsuperhero]

You would think that after ohhh you know...600 or so bullets, they'd realize "hey, maybe bullets won't kill this thing." Ahhhh Sci Fi...love ya

[BrightEyedBurglar]

the black guy in these kind of movies always make it more exciting, no matter how bad the movie is. too bad they always die first :(

[Ericalvsjo]

Bad actors.....

[egdqv13234]

Major should say ''oh yeah!' like that cartoon character from family guy

[CountJoe1]

6:42 am I the only one who finds it funny when they split up.

[wavejump1100]

oops, may be they shouldnt of opened it until she read the rest of the scrolls da

[XenaFreak101]

honestly this movie isnt that bad, it wouldnt rate 5 or even 4 stars,but its not bad.

Although, I probably would think its cheesy(er) with out Renee O'connor in it.

Only reason I'm watching it,really.

[Lapsanglover]

She has such a good ass!

[mac19971]

@XenaFreak101 In 2 other ways I would agree with you on that. But some of the drama in this movie. Is Mental Retardation, and you know exactly what Im talking about while you watch part of the ending to this video, LMAO.

[mannydeguzmanjartist]

Iron clad demon? Why in some epic, demons are depicted in the image and likeness of man, and not like a sort of prehistoric kind of animal?

[Filauriga]

That would be 70 million, not thousand, years for the coelacanth. Just to clear that up. Not that there aren't many more holes to fill in this script.

[warner735]

the major needs to chill out, he is really cheesy

[SLRL1A1]

He's wearing sergeant major's stripes. They (or the archaeologist character) must have just called him "major" by mistake.

[warner735]

i was wasnt really talking about his rank, its the way he acts and talks

[CoolDojo9000]

This religious nonsense aside, the movie is entertaining.

[trythisoneagainandag]

this film sucks

[mac19971]

@trythisoneagainandag DUDE? It's a B movie.

[ambassadorofretards]

I hope jesus will get eaten by this beast of the abyss. ROFL (:

[Shiznaft1]

POOP... Total POOP

[Vizardphoto]

one of the worst movies and ideas in the world today..... let it be known that it truly sucks ball.......