Super Prestigious

[juanitagangle]

i look that good when i'm poor too. and people are all like "DAMN you can't be poor you look so good!" fuck yeah, lookin' good when we're broke as fuck! high five.

[maryvannotes]

@juanitagangle HIGH FIVE RETURN!

[emilrioo]

I love youuu!!!! and i saw those comb-knives at the Ripley's believe it or not museum gift shop haha i wanted ooooone.... but i love your sense of humor :DDD

[MutinyInJonestown]

Funny yes and fantastic dress.

[jimmybryght]

I just dropped a batch in my Bugle Boys.

[Griffinhospital1984]

Hi Mary - this is my favorite video of you, ur cute :) i subscribed to ur channel!

[WreckedRadio]

love the ending... "That's what I thought" hahahahaa

[WreckedRadio]

This is the first video I watched that made me want to sub to you months ago. It's STILL so hilarious to me! Love you!

[ikt123]

why does this video have 220,000 views o_O

[electricchandelier]

oooooooh i get it now. she's trying to be a female version of garth from wayne's world just more retarded.

[111noir2000]

I'm not wondering why you look so good...great dress, fantastic rack.

[Retribution077]

TITS OR GTFO

And the people who thumbed this down are gay.

[ShadowSea666]

people should pay you to stand there and look pretty O_O

[nagzul]

yup, sexy. She just needs to keep her mouth closed and hide those teeth.

[Prina76]

femme fatale !

[ddamico3]

i gotta position for you, baby.

[Aqua540]

I thought she was going to be a stripper at first....

[morgot1979]

BEAUTIFUL GIRL

[OmegaXIII]

You've got some spicy looking hips in that dress to say the least, your man's one lucky dog!!!

[ICE9RLN0]

That girl has nothing on you

[savumor]

very nice

[machfron]

Nice boobs.9/11 was an inside job.There were no planes.Watch 911 Taboo and September Clues.

[pancakesandwichhh]

amazing!

[ghostonesixnine]

you are stunning, i did come to see your show if we were on the same continent *hugs*

[justgetsome]

enough is enough...show us your boobs.

[loskamykos]

You're very cute, but why the hell did i watch this video for in the first place ?......

[sshatchell]

Oh yeah, I'd drop em and hop on you babe with the quickness!

[VideoBlogs2012]

creepy

[Laleyama]

I would LOVE to go but I'm too far away mary! =(

[Rackuzius]

Search : "Episode 8: The Most Subbed Channels On Youtube" That sums up the situation pretty well.

I'd mark 200,000 views and half the people hating you as a success.

[davidhyperion]

For anyone who's confused, most of my comments are directed at Pipweed and not to Mary.

[Pipweed]

ah shut up ur boring u just like talking shit the person in this videos an ugl bitch and ur a twat with no life u got no pubes ur mums in a mental home

[Mitille]

классная девчонка! :) забавная)

[Yasantatehnik]

вот ведь дура......

[BlacklockTV]

Shes the funniest woman I've seen on youtube

[hitachi654]

Sooo Hot ;)

[creamofcardstv]

wow, you look lovely. I like the vintage clothing

[puacino]

Wow! Nice video! You're very gorgeous!

[pay2rhyme]

i can help you with a couple extra bucks. just make sure you arrive wearing them gloves.

[Vleesball]

Your talent is to good for youtube but you just dont realise that..

[Ppalquelee]

u look very nice ...

[godisgayy]

I will meet you there, find you tie you up and rape your asshole.. over and over.

[davidhyperion]

This might be the most disgusting comment I've ever seen on posted on youtube

[godisgayy]

thanks man..

[Drogsboy98]

why does everybody on youtube need to be funny i dont get it

[bladesaint21]

YOu can all say you saw her first here on youtube before she got famous.

[mikloszek]

DIFFERENT

[TheFenderjaguar]

I don't think showing your tits off to the world is very classy.

[chriscartoons]

marry me!! i'm in love with you!!!!!!! xoxo

[vanilah88]

this isnt the real way of looking for a job,, please make you videos better..

[cjbwitness]

Is English your first language?

[TenIwan1990]

maybe you should stop making videos, and go and find a job?

[KrisMTL]

wow, the end... hahahahaha

[SupaSammie]

who pays her internet bill?

[davidhyperion]

Ignore the haters, Mary, and continue to do your thing! I guess it's pretty easy for them to hide at home and tear down a complete strangers while hiding behind the anonymity that the internet provides. Uncool. Unkind. Ignore them. You have your supporters. Best of luck, Mary!

[Drogsboy98]

Im with ya

[maryvannotes]

thanks guys!

[Pipweed]

why bother supportin her shes a loser. and all the haters actually have better lives than her anyway so they can hate all they want

[davidhyperion]

It's pretty pathetic when ppl like you have to tear down other ppl to make yourself feel better

[Pipweed]

how is it pathetic, im not doing it to feel better about myself, just watching her videos and her ugly face makes me feel better about myself cos im thankful im not like her. if u dont see how much of a cunt she is then ur a nob aswell

[davidhyperion]

You've proven my point. I feel a little bad for you that you can't even admit how low your self esteem is that you would rather choose to lash out at complete strangers. You don't have to move thru your life with hate, shame or fear. You have a choice. I hope everything works out for you.

[Pipweed]

i havent proven any of ur points ur just a deluded twat. my self esteem aint low so u can just give up there. im only lashin out at her cos she seriously is an annoying loser and she deserves it i think.

[davidhyperion]

Who are you trying to convince that you strike out at others b/c you don't feel good about yourself? Me or you? Because if it's me you're trying to convince, it's a bit silly. I'm just some random stranger on the net. You don't have anything to prove to me - or anyone else for that matter. Best of luck with everything, Pipweed.

[Pipweed]

im not trying to convince anyone that i strike out at others cos i dont feel good... im saying i strike out at her NOT because i dont feel good about myself, but cos i feel shes a twat. like u.

[davidhyperion]

I'm glad you're willing to continue w/ our dialogue. 1st, it suggests that you don't get a lot of attn in other parts of your life. Perhaps you feel really powerless in many areas of your life. 2nd it's normal to call other ppl names; it's a v. normal defence mechanism but maybe you've found that although it brings you that attn you seek, that maybe its not the kind of attention you want. Have you thought about some constructive ways you could attain positive atttention?

[WreckedRadio]

Ur so funny and adorable :D

[xxxDEATHCORExxx]

TITS OR GTFO

[solidgamer]

i really liked her boobs!!

[deloreandmc88]

nice?

[tiagoaoa]

tits look nice, but they're probably saggy when she gets topless.

[lynxiness]

I find her more annoying than funny, but same with most commedians. But most people seem to die laughing at stupid attitudes like this, so maybe she'll be succesful.

[colindecon]

shes sexy

[Griffinhospital1984]

@colindecon .... yeah, she is :)

[ViennaForever]

NO NO...FUNNY you are NOT. You are not even charming. LAME is a term that comes to mind. Pretend you are auditioning for a syndicated talent show. You have about 15 seconds to pull off something really uniquely funny before they buzz you and make rude comments. WHAT do you have in your repertoire? If you can't even pull it off on Youtube what makes you think you are a "funny female". Muggy and acting dumb are the fallbacks of truly untalented and deluded people.

[Ingrilae]

You look good, but when you start moving and talking - the charm is gone. You need to work on your plastics and voice, or people will laugh more at you than at your jokes. You have good looks, just need some more to add to it.

[CopernicanShift]

I think you are hilarious and I love your stuff.

keep at it and hope to see you make it someday.

i am actually listening to one of your lil skits right now and am laughing my butt off...lol

Dont worry about the loosers who sit around and talk smack and say things like your ugly or stupid...for one you are gorgeous Physically, and 2 your personality is even more gorgeous.

Your funny , young, and beautiful the world is your oyster.

[5rrt445]

Where's the "funny", I hope this vid isn't an example...........

As for money... re-educate your warped minds with TheVenusProject (dot) Com

[tashaleighlake]

^o) okay weird lol

[Drogsboy98]

well ppl she probaly bought all this stuff before she became poor

[nezkahveci]

i will work on u til dawn

[BuggalooBill]

What would really look good is if you got a full colorful arm tattoo, either left or right arm. You have the look for it and you really need some colour to set you off.

[MrKudg]

eh..naja..

sorry aber du bist fett..

und hässlich..und was soll das bringen??!

[maimeu]

that is quite scary.

[ZachariahLogan]

5 funny female festavle...thats only fours fives

[URSMovies]

Taco Bell is better than your voice.

[sforu90]

LOL W~~

[ohitswhatyoudo2me]

wtf :s

[farligast]

Ugly and stupid.

[Neutrinoghost]

:o( what a shit video

[likenzz]

hix.....

[Roberto87]

I'd hit that, with a crowbar

[javajunko]

cool outfit!! sour cream guns lol!  pew pew pew! splat!

[MetalSnakeUtah]

I would like a tap that, and your in for a disapointment with the taco bell thing, I should know I use to work for them, They don't dress like that.

[aussiebloke1979]

not sure if i missed the point to this video but damn i would fuck you

[OmJarr]

Funny and awkward are two different things.

[00fumi]

Isn't there something more stupid?

Thanks for make me lost time :-)

[tsimplee]

hahah u r so funny =P

[pugay69]

hahaha, you're cute

[maverickandklaus]

haha you remind me of the girl from fricken american Pie! haha so here was this one time... you really needed a life!

[1993superbeaner]

u are sooooo hot

[kaffdogg]

@1993superbeaner

I second that!

[vvXDannyXvv]

...

[romacapitale10]

FAG

[BBxprodigy]

FAG

[aurajinv]

"guac-gun!" "if you've gotta spicey personality" ha ha rolling w laughter w the way she says that. keep it up mary, don't worry about these negative people, you're such a character + your a woman! a funny n charming woman. brilliant!

[redballyou]

TIT

[nzgeo123]

You have a very sexy body. lol

[TiphanieTetris]

You're pretty, but I don't think you're funny.

[meltingapples]

People are haters. I love you Mary!

[expressomax]

But, your video wasn't funny. So you're a commedianne? or something, or am I not getting it.... I live in PA SF is too far to drive and I don't do planes. sorry. won't be there. Come visit me if you're in PA ever

[johnnytastetest]

Breasts or leave immediately!

(That IS what the kids are saying these days, isn't it?)

[Abatwa2092]

lol

tits or gtfo

[johnnytastetest]

Ah, of course! Thank you for the clarification, Abatwa2092! : )

[superfuzz]

@johnnytastetest down here we say "show us ur tits" but it's very regional

[johnnytastetest]

Yeah, I don't know that I've heard that one.

Where is "down here"?

Also, you should subscribe to my channel.

Also, how did YOU snag the "superfuzz" handle? That's awesome. Are you familiar with the guitar pedal?

Also, you should really subscribe to my channel. We'll make you laugh. Or at least piss you off.

[johnnytastetest]

You know what, I'd be content if you simply became my YouTube friend! *Friend-Requests You*

[barqueWorks]

shes what i would call a natural beauty.

[leevon316]

Heehee you're so cute :)

[olddirtycracker]

chick of the day I would most like to bang. I mean it, of the whole damn day.

[swingsandthings]

My mom is rich, so I am going to pretend I'm poor. Gimmie a break.

[carlsousa]

you are not funny at all but you're very hot

[terryblush]

A Dita Von Teese, in the making

[TiphanieTetris]

Not even close.

[unusedsn]

ahhh i love your smile

[TheWolfgang731]

you are beautiful and interesting, i like you

[numbcakes]

You are poor but can afford to wear a nice dress. WTF nutcase leeching for money

[banishedfay]

just because someones poor doesnt mean they cant have clothes? Wtf are you thinking? If you ran out of money completely does that mean all the nice clothes you own right now are going to turn into rags?

[numbcakes]

Normally poor people sell stuff in order to survive, still doesn't explain how she got the damn dress. Funny thing is she sits infront of a camera and tells youtube viewers that she is poor but ables to have access to the internet, have a camera and even have a nice dress. It doesn't make sense. She wants people to feel sorry for her, sad move.

[barqueWorks]

oh there are pleanty of poor people that have the internet. and that dress could be a handmedown.

[snoopinhull]

Eu como !

[cnnre2005]

She is like a Coca-Cola bottle because there is air since the neck to the top

[PBonline2009]

what was that.............

[chelseajenks]

LOL

[LVSWTZ]

you're beautiful.

[ffiimmppeenn]

WTF!!!!!!

[xxxDEATHCORExxx]

your a fucking nutcase

[EWiZZ420]

@xxxDEATHCORExxx lmao!!!! oh my im laughin hella hard

[staceygizmo07]

ur hot get a job doin topless its great lol

[BrunoDarkstein]

Assistam /watch?v=1Nz28xo4aPg

[thewackmanontaptap]

Fffff ffffffff ppphhh fffff fffff fffff fffff

[kaypritch]

My mum is in that job

[ThinSteve]

She exhales way to much.

Still i like this. You are hot, don't give up.

[deepan66]

keep doing what you do, you are funny, but maybe try to squeeze in a college coarse every 4 months or so.

Not only do they add up quickly and could help you discover some other form of career (just in case), but they are also a great source of material.

[stefangio]

your liek the sister Zoe Deschanell never wanted

[cand33y]

3 minutes of my life i aint getting back

[stefangio]

you aint never getting that back. It's like she just earnt the wor prestious. She should of been aborted at birth

[leocarman]

She's ugly. But kinda cute. Videos like this suck shit.

[hypnoticlady88]

ure wierd.get a life!

[Testando12]

Hey Bitch stop talking shit and show me some tits !!!

TITS or GTFO with your freak videos !!!

[SitWouldYouKindly]

LMFAO, that was comment of the year.

[robbiewufly]

you suck

[Frank2tek]

She need a big Dick !!!!

[xopsx]

If i lived in the states... I would come to your show. Best of luck with it!

Great vid too :)

[MrKornel93]

WTF ??

[gregordelorche]

I'm scared...

[VioletShAiyA]

R u insane?

[1nsdoteu]

омг. очередной бред...

[davidhyperion]

You're charming and you look fabulous! Best of luck with everything - and please don't allow yourself to be trapped in a soul-robbing job like Taco Bell

[KnowledgeWillNourish]

i used to work at taco bell. i needed the money for crack and blow jobs werent paying well.

[davidhyperion]

Maybe you weren't charging enough? lol

[ShelterDogs]

Most artists are broke. It would not surprise me if a lot of them work at Taco Bell.

[TehDuct]

your not only weird* your pretty ! congrats

[TheScott127]

Are you okay?

[feriscan]

diablos k puta tan buena

[MrMephit]

This video...is weird :(

[polarbeach]

I think you're hot ... love the look .... good luck in 2010 !

[poiulkjhyqd]

真丑

[matiasquintana14]

Bitch.

[ElderGrogh]

Based off this you might be a better actress then a comedian..... A funny actress with thought out humorous situations.... i could be wrong but you didn't tell any sample jokes....so i don't know...

[ravnemand]

You wierd :)

[graypaint]

"i thought that was a guy" - lil brother

[prpunk187]

if ur planing on the show to sell out already then y are u trying to promote it here then lol and yes u need help mental help

[natn0]

you should try porn. might be lucrative for you.

[SomethingxWorthxIt]

Haha. \o/

[oscar5100]

u sound like hillbilly

[Cagedand3nRaged]

Lmfao how did this become a feature video? Not asking out of spite, just wondering..

[maryvannotes]

i was surprised myself!

[LOCOMOTIONNUMBER1]

Prestigious jobs....dustman, sewer worker or maggot farm manager?

[mcerlane]

got some nice boobs

[maryvannotes]

that's youtube for ya. the stupid videos get more hits than the ones people put the most time and effort into...